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2020-05-05 4:43:02 PM  
That's what they said about coronavirus.
 
2020-05-05 5:04:07 PM  
What a buzzkill.
 
2020-05-05 5:09:53 PM  
International Society of Hymenopterists

You could say they're popping the cherry on wasp myths...

/I'm not sorry
 
2020-05-05 5:10:19 PM  
So you're saying....they have my address?!? They'll be here soon to eat me? I haven't got a chance against the MURDER HORNETS? Is that what you're saying?!!?!!
 
2020-05-05 6:07:29 PM  
And if you want to fear something fear "red velvet ants" a/k/a cow killers:

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/​s​tinging-insects/velvet-ants-cow-killer​s/
 
2020-05-05 6:07:44 PM  
The issue is that they destroy domestic bee colonies.

That is the issue.
 
2020-05-05 6:08:14 PM  
Subby, how dare you not over react to this. Somebody is going to revoke your NuFark membership card.
 
2020-05-05 6:09:12 PM  
By the time you see one cockroach, you already have an infestation.

/she keep saying we have only seen one dead one.
// or they may not be worth the worry..
 
2020-05-05 6:09:22 PM  
Swallowing one alive cures Coronavirus, right?
 
2020-05-05 6:09:41 PM  
In the documentary I saw on them, they were called "Cracker Jackers"

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2020-05-05 6:11:12 PM  
They should be culled from anywhere outside their origin site.

They are an invasive species and didn't fly here; they were brought here by idiots.

Yes, I am still talking about the Asian hornets.
 
2020-05-05 6:14:58 PM  
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2020-05-05 6:15:26 PM  
Afrianized?
 
2020-05-05 6:16:07 PM  
One found in Blaine? If they did in fact migrate south, they'd get to Mount Vernon then turn around and go back.
 
2020-05-05 6:16:07 PM  
The colony was found September of last year, and we're just panicking about it now?

We're bad at this.
 
2020-05-05 6:16:16 PM  

Jack Sabbath: They should be culled from anywhere outside their origin site.

They are an invasive species and didn't fly here; they were brought here by idiots.

Yes, I am still talking about the Asian hornets.


You sir are an insectist. Maybe you think we should build a netted wall?
 
2020-05-05 6:16:43 PM  
All I got out of it

Mmmm Nanaimo bars
 
2020-05-05 6:17:20 PM  
Asian murder hornet attacking mouse
Youtube zoSrowxmy5w


Whatever......here is a vid of one of these farkers killing a mouse in under a minute.
 
2020-05-05 6:18:04 PM  
The gorillas I ordered are showing 'out for delivery'. No way am I sending them back at this point.
 
2020-05-05 6:18:15 PM  
I do not like how she poo-poos the Africanized bees problem. They have killed or hurt a lot of people and animals.
 
2020-05-05 6:18:44 PM  
Okay, I'm in the San Fernando Valley in Southern California and I'm certain I saw one of these in my garden last year-- late spring I think.  I'd never seen anything like it so I did some research.  Kind of creepy.  Haven't seen anything like it since.
 
2020-05-05 6:19:18 PM  
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2020-05-05 6:19:42 PM  
"It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey, director of the Bohart Museum of Entomology and professor of entomology, UC Davis Department of Entomology and Nematology.
"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"



You would think an "expert" would know they got the name "murder hornets" because they would raid bee hives and rip off the heads of the bees and bring the bodies back to feed their young.
 
2020-05-05 6:20:35 PM  
"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"

Until the latest generation of Beavis and Butt-head decide to update a game their parents played.


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2020-05-05 6:21:41 PM  
Entomologists call them Asian giant hornets or Vespa mandarinia.

Social media?

Murder hornets.

Could we just go back to calling them Asian giant hornets or AGH or Vespa mandarina?

Please?


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Found a picture of the author.
 
2020-05-05 6:25:14 PM  

dennysgod: "It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey, director of the Bohart Museum of Entomology and professor of entomology, UC Davis Department of Entomology and Nematology.
"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"


You would think an "expert" would know they got the name "murder hornets" because they would raid bee hives and rip off the heads of the bees and bring the bodies back to feed their young.


Why would an entomologist care that a rag in Japan gave them a sensationalist name that eventually spread to America when the B.C. colony was found?

It's not a scientist's job to track stupid nicknames pop media comes up with for things.
 
2020-05-05 6:25:27 PM  

AbuHashish: One found in Blaine? If they did in fact migrate south, they'd get to Mount Vernon then turn around and go back.

Maybe it needed a new footstool.
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2020-05-05 6:26:57 PM  

Porkbelly: And if you want to fear something fear "red velvet ants" a/k/a cow killers:

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/s​tinging-insects/velvet-ants-cow-killer​s/


I asked a pest control guy about these.  He'd gotten a few questions, but basically you never see more than one and by the time he could get there it would be gone and the customer would never see another one.
 
2020-05-05 6:29:15 PM  
So the article starts off as "so about those hornets"

Explains that they don't like the nickname they got.

Then goes into how bad it is that they are here and we need to destroy them. Got it. So she doesn't like the nickname they gave it. Sorry lady. We get it, you like bugs ya weirdo
 
2020-05-05 6:29:21 PM  
Trumpers are saying they were genetically engineered by the Deep State, Pelosi and Obama to make Trump look bad.
 
2020-05-05 6:29:38 PM  

Porkbelly: And if you want to fear something fear "red velvet ants" a/k/a cow killers:

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/s​tinging-insects/velvet-ants-cow-killer​s/


I had a buddy who did research on cow ants (Mutillidae) when I was in grad school. Field work is all fun and games until the container of cow killers spills in the back seat.
 
2020-05-05 6:29:43 PM  

maxandgrinch: "It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"


Uh...doesn't this thing make a living out of stinging and killing honey bees, lady?
 
2020-05-05 6:30:56 PM  

Nick Nostril: Swallowing one alive cures Coronavirus, right?


Actually...
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2020-05-05 6:32:39 PM  
Interesting that she makes no attempt to debug (heh) the claims that these hornets kill 50 people a year in Japan.
 
2020-05-05 6:33:21 PM  
I'm no less worried. If I see one, I'll grab the hair spray and lighter. Although that just might make it mad.

Maybe a 12-gauge.
 
2020-05-05 6:33:29 PM  

born_yesterday: maxandgrinch: "It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"

Uh...doesn't this thing make a living out of stinging and killing honey bees, lady?


I'm assuming that was an ambiguous grammatical choice.  She probably meant "no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee is," not "no more likely to sting and kill a human than it is to sting and kill a honey bee."
 
2020-05-05 6:36:09 PM  

Porkbelly: And if you want to fear something fear "red velvet ants" a/k/a cow killers:

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/s​tinging-insects/velvet-ants-cow-killer​s/


NOPEing so hard right now...
 
2020-05-05 6:36:32 PM  
I don't care how unlikely they are to sting me. Once is two times too many.

I'd rather get people on board in removing an invasive species instead of dismissing another one until it's too late.
 
2020-05-05 6:38:24 PM  
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2020-05-05 6:39:23 PM  
Have you seen what the stings do to human skin? Those pictures are only a GIS away.  Spoiler: they look like bullet holes.  I think I'll stick with "murder hornets," fark you very much.
 
2020-05-05 6:40:08 PM  
FTA: "The colony everyone is hyperventilating over was actually found on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, last September when it was destroyed and then a single, dead hornet was found in December in Blaine, Wash.," Kimsey said. "There is no evidence that there are any more hornets in the vicinity of Vancouver or anywhere else on the West Coast."

lol. I kept looking for more information about the Murder Hornet infestation. Maybe this is why I couldn't find any.
 
2020-05-05 6:40:10 PM  

dennysgod: "It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey, director of the Bohart Museum of Entomology and professor of entomology, UC Davis Department of Entomology and Nematology.
"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"


You would think an "expert" would know they got the name "murder hornets" because they would raid bee hives and rip off the heads of the bees and bring the bodies back to feed their young.


I think her complaint is that it's a recent and sensationalist name.  I saw a documentary about Asian Giant Hornets years ago, and not once did I hear them called "murder hornets".  Last week was the first I heard that term.

What I found interesting about the documentary was how the bees deal with them: they all cover them as a big ball of bee.  The hornet dies of heat exhaustion pretty quickly if it can't get free.
 
2020-05-05 6:41:13 PM  

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Pretty sure Sorbo got a cold sore from just being photoshopped near her.
 
2020-05-05 6:41:20 PM  

FarkingChas: I do not like how she poo-poos the Africanized bees problem. They have killed or hurt a lot of people and animals.



A Yahooglebing search yields one human death in 2010, in the US and a handful of dogs since then.

Have any legitimate sources of the claim of "killed or hurt a lot of people and animals?" Wikipedia is not a source of legit info.
 
2020-05-05 6:42:17 PM  
Stick  this bimbo in a room she can't get out of with a few of them and see what she says.
 
2020-05-05 6:43:14 PM  

Jake Havechek: Trumpers are saying they were genetically engineered by the Deep State, Pelosi and Obama to make Trump look bad.


DRINK!

STINK!


STING!
 
2020-05-05 6:44:25 PM  
Wasps of unusual size?

I don't believe they exist.
 
2020-05-05 6:46:02 PM  
"It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey,

Yeah, nice try. That's just what Big Wasp wants you to think.
 
2020-05-05 6:46:18 PM  

Porkbelly: And if you want to fear something fear "red velvet ants" a/k/a cow killers:

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/s​tinging-insects/velvet-ants-cow-killer​s/


Hey, we have those right here in Kentucky.  Giant hornets, too - though I don't think they've gotten much of a foothold anywhere else, they've been in the valley here since the 50s.
 
2020-05-05 6:48:36 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Entomologists call them Asian giant hornets or Vespa mandarinia.

Social media?

Murder hornets.

Could we just go back to calling them Asian giant hornets or AGH or Vespa mandarina?

Please?


Another article I read referred to them as "Yak-Killer Hornets".
 
2020-05-05 6:48:38 PM  
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This is what happens when all of the English majors are snapped up by Starbucks.
 
2020-05-05 6:50:13 PM  
"It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey

Deadly giant hornets kill 42 people in China

"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee," said Kimsey

Vespa mandarinia workers often fly 1 to 2 km from their nest, but can travel up to 8 km. Thus, they will not hesitate on chasing a victim several kilometres if necessary.
 
2020-05-05 6:51:40 PM  
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2020-05-05 6:52:26 PM  
I think this is exactly why the .410 shotgun was invented...

That, or a can of Wd-40 and a lighter. Never seen a wasp that was a badass without wings, and those torch instantly.


BunkyBrewman: Afrianized?


You know... urban.
 
2020-05-05 6:54:25 PM  

sleze: In the documentary I saw on them, they were called "Cracker Jackers"

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Jesus Christ, those are Fallout cazadores
 
2020-05-05 6:57:02 PM  

WordsnCollision: Mike_LowELL: Entomologists call them Asian giant hornets or Vespa mandarinia.

Social media?

Murder hornets.

Could we just go back to calling them Asian giant hornets or AGH or Vespa mandarina?

Please?

Another article I read referred to them as "Yak-Killer Hornets".


I prefer to name them after the country which I have never actually visited and exists to me as a thing that I see on maps, but of which I somehow believe to be responsible for my life's failings and the deep-rooted insecurities that come with it.

This is why we need to wipe out the Estonian Hornet, along with the Estonian Crocodile and the Estonian African Elephant.  Wipe that whole goddamn country off the map.  Estonia's never done anything good for anyone.
 
2020-05-05 6:57:33 PM  
Uh.
Vespa ain't hornets
 
2020-05-05 6:57:36 PM  
But they look so cuddly
 
2020-05-05 6:59:47 PM  

sleze: In the documentary I saw on them, they were called "Cracker Jackers"

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Something something prize in a box?!!
0_o
 
2020-05-05 7:01:29 PM  

Mike_LowELL: WordsnCollision: Mike_LowELL: Entomologists call them Asian giant hornets or Vespa mandarinia.

Social media?

Murder hornets.

Could we just go back to calling them Asian giant hornets or AGH or Vespa mandarina?

Please?

Another article I read referred to them as "Yak-Killer Hornets".

I prefer to name them after the country which I have never actually visited and exists to me as a thing that I see on maps, but of which I somehow believe to be responsible for my life's failings and the deep-rooted insecurities that come with it.

This is why we need to wipe out the Estonian Hornet, along with the Estonian Crocodile and the Estonian African Elephant.  Wipe that whole goddamn country off the map.  Estonia's never done anything good for anyone.


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2020-05-05 7:03:29 PM  
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2020-05-05 7:05:58 PM  
BunkyBrewman: successful and attractive Afrian-Amerianized?

FTFY
 
2020-05-05 7:06:37 PM  
While on a construction crew once we were eating lunch and watching a tarantula wasp stalking spiders. Tarantula wasps have an enormous stinger and a very painful sting but as solitary wasps they would much rather leave you alone. Well, one of the guys insisted on messing with it and messing with it and messing with it... stung him right through his work glove and he cried like a baby for half an hour.
 
2020-05-05 7:07:18 PM  

Robinfro: Stoney disagrees


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2020-05-05 7:08:12 PM  

Beerguy: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/zoSrowxm​y5w?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Whatever......here is a vid of one of these farkers killing a mouse in under a minute.


Looks like the mouse is still alive at the end of that.
 
2020-05-05 7:08:38 PM  

maxandgrinch: FarkingChas: I do not like how she poo-poos the Africanized bees problem. They have killed or hurt a lot of people and animals.


A Yahooglebing search yields one human death in 2010, in the US and a handful of dogs since then.

Have any legitimate sources of the claim of "killed or hurt a lot of people and animals?" Wikipedia is not a source of legit info.


Well the articles I remember reading predate my online life. There was quite a lot written up in the '90s.

If you don't trust Wikipedia, who do you trust? An AP wire article? Something from Newsweek? I don't recall reading about them in Time or National Geographic back in the day. CNN talked about them.

Haven't heard much about them in years. Ants stole the spotlight. Fire ants became the new invasive species to write about.
 
2020-05-05 7:09:18 PM  

sleze: In the documentary I saw on them, they were called "Cracker Jackers"

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2020-05-05 7:10:20 PM  

Beerguy: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/zoSrowxm​y5w?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Whatever......here is a vid of one of these farkers killing a mouse in under a minute.


When the colony gets big and hungry, they'll take on anything.

So, this lady... okay.  Calling them "Murder Hornets" is a bit much I agree, but they're no joke.

1) They're extremely ornery, aggressive and territorial.   They're not "more likely" to sting than a honey bee, they're ill-tempered malevolent bastards.  More than yellowjackets.  More like roid raging yellowjackets.
2) They'll wipe out whole colonies of honey bees.  For lunch.  It's not even a contest. More of a curb-stomp
3) They're really big and sound like B52 bombers going by.  You won't forget that sound.
4) They've got a 1/4 inch stinger that's going to pass through most of your clothes
5) That stinger packs a neurotoxin that hurts and also as per people I've known who have been stung can give limb weakness for about a week.  It wouldn't take more than a few of them to give you a really bad day.  Or a last day.
6) They're voracious hunters.  They can hunt in packs.  They'll take on anything they think they can cut up and cart back to the hive.
 
2020-05-05 7:17:19 PM  
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2020-05-05 7:19:38 PM  

Beerguy: [YouTube video: Asian murder hornet attacking mouse]

Whatever......here is a vid of one of these farkers killing a mouse in under a minute.


I thought it was going to be a wildlife documentary but then it made a beeline (heh) to the cameraman and I realized it was found footage.
 
2020-05-05 7:21:17 PM  

NephilimNexus: "It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey

Deadly giant hornets kill 42 people in China

"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee," said Kimsey

Vespa mandarinia workers often fly 1 to 2 km from their nest, but can travel up to 8 km. Thus, they will not hesitate on chasing a victim several kilometres if necessary.


But can they eradicate yellow jackets? There can be only one highlander death wasp here.
 
2020-05-05 7:23:10 PM  

SixOfDLoC: Porkbelly: And if you want to fear something fear "red velvet ants" a/k/a cow killers:

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/s​tinging-insects/velvet-ants-cow-killer​s/

Hey, we have those right here in Kentucky.  Giant hornets, too - though I don't think they've gotten much of a foothold anywhere else, they've been in the valley here since the 50s.


They're in warmer areas of Northern Cal. Too. I see them occasionally(1 or 2 a year) out in the hills for as long as I can remember.
 
2020-05-05 7:24:54 PM  

sleze: In the documentary I saw on them, they were called "Cracker Jackers"

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When you're really good
they call you Cracker Jack
 
2020-05-05 7:25:41 PM  

dennysgod: "It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey, director of the Bohart Museum of Entomology and professor of entomology, UC Davis Department of Entomology and Nematology.
"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"


You would think an "expert" would know they got the name "murder hornets" because they would raid bee hives and rip off the heads of the bees and bring the bodies back to feed their young.


She's an errand girl sent by the Murder Hornets, a puppet of a parasite wasp
 
2020-05-05 7:27:27 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Afrianized?


Italianized?
 
2020-05-05 7:29:57 PM  
Interesting ...

On a side note I was thinking of a way a troublemaker once annoyed the hell out of an entire dormitory. He got a bunch of us to chip in and buy a vial of cockroach pheromones. He proceeded to open the cap and roll it under the large space under the door of the room for the dorm's biggest asshat Nazi resident assistant ( and for the record he was at least a WW2 Germanphile and was proud of his paraphernalia ). It didn't take long but the roaches began a march. Thousands. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands probably. By the night asshat's room was a foot deep at spots of writing roach mass. Whole floor was closed so the maintenance folks ( poor bastards, sorry about that ) could shovel the bugs into bag after bag after bag. Nothing like full garbage bags containing a writing mass of insects.

Considering the enemies we have no and how far more Nazi they are I've been intrigued by this 'prank' again. But where do I get such pheromones? Who would know and what facility might have them?

U.C.Davis. That's just down the street ( practically ). And I have a name.

/ Enjoy the yellowjackets at the next Maga convention.
 
2020-05-05 7:34:52 PM  

sleze: In the documentary I saw on them, they were called "Cracker Jackers"

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Please tell me that scientist a 4 month old child?
 
2020-05-05 7:38:20 PM  
I wonder if the Asian hornets are being harassed by the American Hornets?
 
2020-05-05 7:44:13 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: SixOfDLoC: Porkbelly: And if you want to fear something fear "red velvet ants" a/k/a cow killers:

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/s​tinging-insects/velvet-ants-cow-killer​s/

Hey, we have those right here in Kentucky.  Giant hornets, too - though I don't think they've gotten much of a foothold anywhere else, they've been in the valley here since the 50s.

They're in warmer areas of Northern Cal. Too. I see them occasionally(1 or 2 a year) out in the hills for as long as I can remember.


And if you step on one, if it can it will loudly complain first rather than waste a sting.
 
2020-05-05 7:44:29 PM  
This article misses the whole point. Murder hornets aren't a threat to people per se. The possibility that they can decimate bee colonies, which are already teetering as it is, is the reason why people should be freaking out.
 
2020-05-05 7:45:22 PM  

CrazyCurt: Interesting ...

On a side note I was thinking of a way a troublemaker once annoyed the hell out of an entire dormitory. He got a bunch of us to chip in and buy a vial of cockroach pheromones. He proceeded to open the cap and roll it under the large space under the door of the room for the dorm's biggest asshat Nazi resident assistant ( and for the record he was at least a WW2 Germanphile and was proud of his paraphernalia ). It didn't take long but the roaches began a march. Thousands. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands probably. By the night asshat's room was a foot deep at spots of writing roach mass. Whole floor was closed so the maintenance folks ( poor bastards, sorry about that ) could shovel the bugs into bag after bag after bag. Nothing like full garbage bags containing a writing mass of insects.

Considering the enemies we have no and how far more Nazi they are I've been intrigued by this 'prank' again. But where do I get such pheromones? Who would know and what facility might have them?

U.C.Davis. That's just down the street ( practically ). And I have a name.

/ Enjoy the yellowjackets at the next Maga convention.


What kind of dorm did you live in that could attract 10000 roaches in a single room in less than 24 hours.
 
2020-05-05 7:50:09 PM  
Like all bees, I give them a good leavin' alone.
 
2020-05-05 7:52:21 PM  

TwilightZone: Okay, I'm in the San Fernando Valley in Southern California and I'm certain I saw one of these in my garden last year-- late spring I think.  I'd never seen anything like it so I did some research.  Kind of creepy.  Haven't seen anything like it since.


You have Tarantula Hawks which are bigger. However they're iridescent purple-black and sleek like a space ship. I heard and then saw just one of those and noped off to Nopeville.

/ Very unlikely to attack or bother people though and even somewhat docile ... unless you're a tarantula.
// Why YES the Tarantula are what they lay their eggs in and the grubs eat the host before hatching WHY DO YOU ASK!?
/// FARK WASPS for the 3
 
2020-05-05 7:54:48 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: CrazyCurt: Interesting ...

On a side note I was thinking of a way a troublemaker once annoyed the hell out of an entire dormitory. He got a bunch of us to chip in and buy a vial of cockroach pheromones. He proceeded to open the cap and roll it under the large space under the door of the room for the dorm's biggest asshat Nazi resident assistant ( and for the record he was at least a WW2 Germanphile and was proud of his paraphernalia ). It didn't take long but the roaches began a march. Thousands. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands probably. By the night asshat's room was a foot deep at spots of writing roach mass. Whole floor was closed so the maintenance folks ( poor bastards, sorry about that ) could shovel the bugs into bag after bag after bag. Nothing like full garbage bags containing a writing mass of insects.

Considering the enemies we have no and how far more Nazi they are I've been intrigued by this 'prank' again. But where do I get such pheromones? Who would know and what facility might have them?

U.C.Davis. That's just down the street ( practically ). And I have a name.

/ Enjoy the yellowjackets at the next Maga convention.

What kind of dorm did you live in that could attract 10000 roaches in a single room in less than 24 hours.


Stockton, California. Not the finest city at the time.

/ Even though it was a private college! With 100+ year old buildings on site. And the usual Ivy League corruption and neglect. So it was perfect.
 
2020-05-05 7:55:30 PM  
As an invasive species that could be a threat to pollinators, they're a worry if they manage to get established.  As an "oh god it's gonna eat me," not so much, since there's so few at this point.  Especially since we've already got native stuff that size in the US-- like the Tarantula Hawk, a wasp about the size of this asian hornet that paralyzes tarantulas, carries them home, and then recreates the xenomorph lifecycle from aliens by laying its eggs in the living tarantula and letting them eat their way out.
 
2020-05-05 7:55:36 PM  

Percise1: I think this is exactly why the .410 shotgun was invented...

That, or a can of Wd-40 and a lighter. Never seen a wasp that was a badass without wings, and those torch instantly.


BunkyBrewman: Afrianized?

You know... urban.


Being that I have shot at a hornets nest with a .410 in my younger years, I can assure you its effectiveness is limited. And they fly faster than you can run.
 
2020-05-05 7:58:40 PM  
Jumping underwater doesn't work with most species of hornets, either.  They will wait up to an hour for you to come out.
 
2020-05-05 7:59:06 PM  

hundreddollarman: This article misses the whole point. Murder hornets aren't a threat to people per se. The possibility that they can decimate bee colonies, which are already teetering as it is, is the reason why people should be freaking out.


Which makes me think some Maga-Q-Dingbat may have orchestrated the release. They want to destroy America so they can rebuild it in Trump/God's image. White male landowners can vote and only white male landowners. They just won't have any bees or crops on their land. They really don't think things through to the end.

/ "But we can grow weed, right?'
// Hmm actually cannabis pollinates by wind for the most part and hemp COULD be made into synthetic foodstuffs ...
 
2020-05-05 8:00:10 PM  

CrazyCurt: Why YES the Tarantula are what they lay their eggs in and the grubs eat the host before hatching WHY DO YOU ASK!?


Important clarification: they lay their eggs in the still-living-but-paralyzed tarantula.  And the grubs eat the still-living host, least-vital tissues first for maximum freshness.  Basically the critters from Aliens, except in two-inch-wasp form living in the American southwest.

The sting is apparently the second-most-painful on earth, but it's brief, with the worst over in about five minutes.  So painful it's disorienting and disabling and the recommendation is roughly "help them lay down on the ground and scream until it passes."

But yeah... we're all freaking out about two-inch hornets when there's already two-inch wasps native to the US.
 
2020-05-05 8:05:06 PM  

raygundan: CrazyCurt: Why YES the Tarantula are what they lay their eggs in and the grubs eat the host before hatching WHY DO YOU ASK!?

Important clarification: they lay their eggs in the still-living-but-paralyzed tarantula.  And the grubs eat the still-living host, least-vital tissues first for maximum freshness.  Basically the critters from Aliens, except in two-inch-wasp form living in the American southwest.

The sting is apparently the second-most-painful on earth, but it's brief, with the worst over in about five minutes.  So painful it's disorienting and disabling and the recommendation is roughly "help them lay down on the ground and scream until it passes."

But yeah... we're all freaking out about two-inch hornets when there's already two-inch wasps native to the US.


Why don't you strip down to a banana hammock and get in a sealed room with a bunch of these angry buggers, tough guy.
 
2020-05-05 8:06:51 PM  
My concern over these insects was regarding their potential as yet another invasive species.   In which case they pose a serious risk to our ecology.   A very real concern that this expert does not address.  From what I gather from the article, it is still unknown if this species is getting a foothold in North America.

You would be a bit hysterical to assume that these insects were deadly to humans. Few insects the world actually are deadly to humans.  However, I would not want to come across one of these, because they look very painful.
 
2020-05-05 8:11:48 PM  
"It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey,"

I would agree, generally when these hornets kill you it is going to be a crime of passion, which is why I prefer the term "Manslaughter Hornets"
 
2020-05-05 8:16:24 PM  
The imported yellow jackets are bad enough. Through two years of a plague of them (mild winters) I was happy to host a huge hornet's nest under the eaves of an upstairs window, and watch them through it carrying a steady stream of yellow jackets in to feed their young. The hornets never were aggressive and my yard and neighbors' you could have picnics in without the "meat bees" joining in.
 
2020-05-05 8:19:52 PM  

CrazyCurt: TwilightZone: Okay, I'm in the San Fernando Valley in Southern California and I'm certain I saw one of these in my garden last year-- late spring I think.  I'd never seen anything like it so I did some research.  Kind of creepy.  Haven't seen anything like it since.

You have Tarantula Hawks which are bigger. However they're iridescent purple-black and sleek like a space ship. I heard and then saw just one of those and noped off to Nopeville.

/ Very unlikely to attack or bother people though and even somewhat docile ... unless you're a tarantula.
// Why YES the Tarantula are what they lay their eggs in and the grubs eat the host before hatching WHY DO YOU ASK!?
/// FARK WASPS for the 3


So I looked at pics of Tarantula Hawks.  Never seen one of those.

As I recall it was on a poppy when I saw it -- or maybe a sunflower.  I'm used to seeing bees in the poppies and there are wasps of various sorts all around.  I'm no bug identification expert, but when I see something new I check it out.  The asian hornet is really big (compared to the other wasps and bees I'm used to seeing) and dangerous looking.  Ir wasn't moving, so I got a really good look at it. (I wonder if the bees I see in the poppies are honeybees)  It was mostly creepy because I knew it had to be some invasive species and that rarely bodes well for the natives.
 
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2020-05-05 8:23:18 PM  
I'd call in the EDF anyway, just to be safe.
 
2020-05-05 8:23:59 PM  
But how do they taste?
 
2020-05-05 8:25:26 PM  

SwiftFox: The imported yellow jackets are bad enough. Through two years of a plague of them (mild winters) I was happy to host a huge hornet's nest under the eaves of an upstairs window, and watch them through it carrying a steady stream of yellow jackets in to feed their young. The hornets never were aggressive and my yard and neighbors' you could have picnics in without the "meat bees" joining in.


I had an air force of paper wasps last time I had a tomato patch. Unnerving at first, because they really give no farks at all about personal space, but all they ever did was eat the shiat out of these little green caterpillar bastards.
 
2020-05-05 8:28:07 PM  
I couldn't read the article with the anacondas, pythons, fire ants, and carp laughing so damn loud.
 
2020-05-05 8:29:20 PM  
When will it be our turn to unleash one of our North American pests on Asia?   It seems a little one sided to me.   Which animal would we send?   I vote for horse flies or no see ums.
 
2020-05-05 8:31:29 PM  
 
2020-05-05 8:34:36 PM  

highli99: When will it be our turn to unleash one of our North American pests on Asia?   It seems a little one sided to me.   Which animal would we send?   I vote for horse flies or no see ums.


No see ums? Aw jeez, I've been calling them midges.
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2020-05-05 8:37:41 PM  

raygundan: CrazyCurt: Why YES the Tarantula are what they lay their eggs in and the grubs eat the host before hatching WHY DO YOU ASK!?

But yeah... we're all freaking out about two-inch hornets when there's already two-inch wasps native to the US.


Kind of apples and oranges.

Tarantula wasps go after... tarantulas.  They keep to themselves and don't usually sting unless you go out of your way to fark with them.

Suzume Bachi go after... anything.  They're hungry.  They *really* like honeybee hives and can wipe out an entire hive for lunch.

So, big problem #1: They massacre honeybee hives

Suzume Bachi also don't keep to themselves.  They'll go after you because you got in their way.  If they're feeling irritated or for any dang capricious whim.

Also, the tarantual wasp sting while painful doesn't do any damage.

Suzume Bachi sting can cause real damage.

So yeah, there's a bit of a difference between the two creatures.
 
2020-05-05 8:50:23 PM  

Spartapuss: Subtonic: But how do they taste?

Like popcorn, apparently.
https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/asian-mu​rder-hornets-are-also-a-beloved-snack-​in-japan/


Intriguing. Seems like these pests need to learn their proper place on the food chain.
 
2020-05-05 8:53:55 PM  
I think the author just hates honey bees
/ deep, deep down
// but with a vengeance
/// slashies
 
2020-05-05 9:06:32 PM  
Yea but, the Japanese bee's have a defense: smother them with heat from beating their wings.
Do ours? (no). That could be an issue.
 
2020-05-05 9:09:18 PM  
So the plan for 2021 : wipe out the bats and the asian hornets.
 
2020-05-05 9:12:51 PM  

Cultured: Nick Nostril: Swallowing one alive cures Coronavirus, right?

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2020-05-05 9:20:23 PM  

mrparks: The colony was found September of last year, and we're just panicking about it now?

We're bad at this.


Yes and no. Another colony found in November implies that they may have just gone dormant for winter and could return in spring.

No one is saying panic, they are saying to let local wildlife officials know if you see them because they're invasive.

https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/british​-​columbia/2020/5/3/1_4922871.html
 
2020-05-05 9:32:56 PM  
What, you mean scientists didn't call them "murder hornets"?

I can't believe it, all the article I read said that's what scientists called them.

No wait, everything I read made it obvious it was a mostly tongue-in-cheek play on "Killer Bees"

And I read that they are here in the millions, taking over. No, wait, that's not true either. It was clear that they were only in small numbers in one state.

Most pointless followup article ever.
 
2020-05-05 9:39:27 PM  

Jake Havechek: raygundan: CrazyCurt: Why YES the Tarantula are what they lay their eggs in and the grubs eat the host before hatching WHY DO YOU ASK!?

Important clarification: they lay their eggs in the still-living-but-paralyzed tarantula.  And the grubs eat the still-living host, least-vital tissues first for maximum freshness.  Basically the critters from Aliens, except in two-inch-wasp form living in the American southwest.

The sting is apparently the second-most-painful on earth, but it's brief, with the worst over in about five minutes.  So painful it's disorienting and disabling and the recommendation is roughly "help them lay down on the ground and scream until it passes."

But yeah... we're all freaking out about two-inch hornets when there's already two-inch wasps native to the US.

Why don't you strip down to a banana hammock and get in a sealed room with a bunch of these angry buggers, tough guy.


I think you misunderstand me here. I'm not suggesting there's nothing to freak out about- I'm wondering why the hell we're just starting to now when we should have been running around and screaming about giant flying stinging things the whole time.
 
2020-05-05 9:44:23 PM  

chaotey: raygundan: CrazyCurt: Why YES the Tarantula are what they lay their eggs in and the grubs eat the host before hatching WHY DO YOU ASK!?

But yeah... we're all freaking out about two-inch hornets when there's already two-inch wasps native to the US.

Kind of apples and oranges.

Tarantula wasps go after... tarantulas.  They keep to themselves and don't usually sting unless you go out of your way to fark with them.

Suzume Bachi go after... anything.  They're hungry.  They *really* like honeybee hives and can wipe out an entire hive for lunch.

So, big problem #1: They massacre honeybee hives

Suzume Bachi also don't keep to themselves.  They'll go after you because you got in their way.  If they're feeling irritated or for any dang capricious whim.

Also, the tarantual wasp sting while painful doesn't do any damage.

Suzume Bachi sting can cause real damage.

So yeah, there's a bit of a difference between the two creatures.


Yeah, I'm much more worried about the part where they go after bees, which I mentioned earlier.

The sting is more dangerous, but this article at least suggests they leave humans alone about as much as the tarantula hawks do.  But I am surprised at the number of folks who seemed unaware we already had giant stinging things in the US.
 
2020-05-05 9:55:27 PM  
The Killer Bees: Home Invasion - SNL
Youtube APUWOoUqQho
 
2020-05-05 10:16:43 PM  

Beerguy: [YouTube video: Asian murder hornet attacking mouse]

Whatever......here is a vid of one of these farkers killing a mouse in under a minute.


Sweet dreams, everyone!
 
2020-05-05 10:36:11 PM  

Beerguy: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/zoSrowxm​y5w]

Whatever......here is a vid of one of these farkers killing a mouse in under a minute.


That's not cheddar. That's just some common hornet.
 
2020-05-05 11:12:11 PM  

highli99: When will it be our turn to unleash one of our North American pests on Asia?   It seems a little one sided to me.   Which animal would we send?   I vote for horse flies or no see ums.


There are only 2 species from North America that I know of that have been transplanted to other parts of the world. One is the raccoon which is wreaking havoc in Europe.  The other is the Gray squirrel which is driving the brits mad.
 
2020-05-05 11:19:34 PM  
Wasps are assholes. I've been waging an annual war against them in my garden shed. They build, I kill. For a decade.
 
2020-05-05 11:36:47 PM  
I dunno. If the bees get wiped out right on their doorstep, then simply putting wire mesh over the hives that would still allow pollen laden drones access, but not humongous hornets should solve the problem. Or am I missing something?
 
2020-05-05 11:40:45 PM  

Clark W Griswald: I dunno. If the bees get wiped out right on their doorstep, then simply putting wire mesh over the hives that would still allow pollen laden drones access, but not humongous hornets should solve the problem. Or am I missing something?


Sounds like a good idea. I can't think of a reason why it wouldn't work.
 
2020-05-06 12:11:38 AM  

southernmanblog: While on a construction crew once we were eating lunch and watching a tarantula wasp stalking spiders. Tarantula wasps have an enormous stinger and a very painful sting but as solitary wasps they would much rather leave you alone. Well, one of the guys insisted on messing with it and messing with it and messing with it... stung him right through his work glove and he cried like a baby for half an hour.


I'm pretty impressed - only a half hour - guy was pretty good at walking it off apparently!

/not so impressed at his cognitive skills
 
2020-05-06 12:24:07 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: Percise1: I think this is exactly why the .410 shotgun was invented...

That, or a can of Wd-40 and a lighter. Never seen a wasp that was a badass without wings, and those torch instantly.


BunkyBrewman: Afrianized?

You know... urban.

Being that I have shot at a hornets nest with a .410 in my younger years, I can assure you its effectiveness is limited. And they fly faster than you can run.


LOL
I wasn't thinking so much of shooting the hive, more the individual hornets, sort of like skeet. At that size, you have to be able to hear and see them coming.

Still, my first choice would be fire. Lots and lots of fire...
 
2020-05-06 12:32:45 AM  

Clark W Griswald: I dunno. If the bees get wiped out right on their doorstep, then simply putting wire mesh over the hives that would still allow pollen laden drones access, but not humongous hornets should solve the problem. Or am I missing something?


It will keep the Hornets out but the bees will still come crawling out to challenge them.
 
2020-05-06 12:36:01 AM  

BolloxReader: Clark W Griswald: I dunno. If the bees get wiped out right on their doorstep, then simply putting wire mesh over the hives that would still allow pollen laden drones access, but not humongous hornets should solve the problem. Or am I missing something?

It will keep the Hornets out but the bees will still come crawling out to challenge them.


I guess if you made it big enough, maybe keeping the hive 2-3' away from the cage the hornets may not trigger the defensive instincts.

I'll betcha the hornets still sit there though and pick off the bees one by one as they leave for foraging.
 
2020-05-06 12:39:08 AM  

BolloxReader: BolloxReader: Clark W Griswald: I dunno. If the bees get wiped out right on their doorstep, then simply putting wire mesh over the hives that would still allow pollen laden drones access, but not humongous hornets should solve the problem. Or am I missing something?

It will keep the Hornets out but the bees will still come crawling out to challenge them.

I guess if you made it big enough, maybe keeping the hive 2-3' away from the cage the hornets may not trigger the defensive instincts.

I'll betcha the hornets still sit there though and pick off the bees one by one as they leave for foraging.


Well as I understand it, the hornets are not there to eat the bees. They just kill the adult bees so they can get to the larvae.

And you may be right. The bees may still come out one at a time at each being killed by the hornets until there are no adult bees left. One may think, "well that means the larvae are saved and the hive is OK."  But without adult bees to feed the larvae, the hive would still perish.
 
2020-05-06 12:44:39 AM  

BolloxReader: BolloxReader: Clark W Griswald: I dunno. If the bees get wiped out right on their doorstep, then simply putting wire mesh over the hives that would still allow pollen laden drones access, but not humongous hornets should solve the problem. Or am I missing something?

It will keep the Hornets out but the bees will still come crawling out to challenge them.

I guess if you made it big enough, maybe keeping the hive 2-3' away from the cage the hornets may not trigger the defensive instincts.

I'll betcha the hornets still sit there though and pick off the bees one by one as they leave for foraging.


Well, dammit, we gotta force the bees to shelter in place. Report them to the Bee Police if they venture out of their hive. It's for their own good.
 
2020-05-06 3:45:49 AM  
Fine, so they're nothing much to worry about, especially way down here in the U.S. Southeast, where we got fire ants that hurt so bad you'll cuss your mama.

I suppose next thing those scientists will tell us, the corner-virus isn't THAT much of a thing, either.
 
2020-05-06 5:46:27 AM  

Nick Nostril: Swallowing one alive cures Coronavirus, right?


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2020-05-06 6:21:19 AM  
Hey! Let us have our fun!
We love panic. It's the only thing that makes us feel alive anymore.
 
2020-05-06 8:18:38 AM  

NathanAllen: Wasps are assholes. I've been waging an annual war against them in my garden shed. They build, I kill. For a decade.


Wasps generally are fairly docile and beneficial critters.  Now hornets, they are often more aggressive and I have a little more fear of them.  But trump is really what scares the billybejesus out of me.
 
2020-05-06 2:46:07 PM  

dennysgod: "It's ridiculous to call them murder hornets," says noted UC Davis wasp expert and researcher Lynn Kimsey, director of the Bohart Museum of Entomology and professor of entomology, UC Davis Department of Entomology and Nematology.
"It's no more likely to sting and kill a human than a honey bee,"


You would think an "expert" would know they got the name "murder hornets" because they would raid bee hives and rip off the heads of the bees and bring the bodies back to feed their young.


They also set up 5G towers to spread Coronavirus.
 
2020-05-06 2:48:46 PM  
Bahahahaha....Cobra Chickens!!
 
2020-05-06 4:36:58 PM  

MBooda: BolloxReader: BolloxReader: Clark W Griswald: I dunno. If the bees get wiped out right on their doorstep, then simply putting wire mesh over the hives that would still allow pollen laden drones access, but not humongous hornets should solve the problem. Or am I missing something?

It will keep the Hornets out but the bees will still come crawling out to challenge them.

I guess if you made it big enough, maybe keeping the hive 2-3' away from the cage the hornets may not trigger the defensive instincts.

I'll betcha the hornets still sit there though and pick off the bees one by one as they leave for foraging.

Well, dammit, we gotta force the bees to shelter in place. Report them to the Bee Police if they venture out of their hive. It's for their own good.


But who's going to sew the little tiny masks??

/wait...
 
2020-05-06 4:40:07 PM  

Porkbelly: Wasps generally are fairly docile and beneficial critters.


Negative, Ghost Rider. The only reason a wasp doesn't kill you is because it can't. But it wants to, REALLY really badly. They literally thirst for your blood.

+1 to NathanAllen on this one.

/rather face a charging bull in a barn than be locked in a 12x12 room with a wasp
//they hate me - feeling is mutual
///stung in the eyelid. then the OTHER eyelid a few years later - leave them alone and they'll leave you alone my @$$
 
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