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2294 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 May 2020 at 11:55 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-04 4:18:19 PM  
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2020-05-04 4:46:56 PM  
Ugh, even we have a handful of dumbasses
 
2020-05-04 4:52:35 PM  
You should geo locate all of their phones, then when they get to a hospital, turn them away.

/yeah yeah, I know, EMTALA.....
 
2020-05-04 4:59:48 PM  
This is all an effort to crash economy and hurt President Trump's reelection chances, which is why the lockdown is happening in almost other country on the planet, because THAT'S HOW DEEP THE CONSPIRACY GOES!!!
 
2020-05-04 5:00:33 PM  
Oh great the FluKluxKlan
 
2020-05-04 5:02:02 PM  
There's more than 100 people in that crowd. I see dead people.
 
2020-05-04 5:14:55 PM  
I hope that anyone who gets sick at these events can sue the organizers.

/Lock them up!
//Lock them up!
///Lock them up!
 
2020-05-04 5:18:23 PM  
Guessing all these Republicans are mad they voted for a Republican president.
 
2020-05-04 5:53:38 PM  

basemetal: You should geo locate all of their phones, then when they get to a hospital, turn them away.

/yeah yeah, I know, EMTALA.....


Dude, don't turn them away empty handed.

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2020-05-04 5:57:06 PM  
FTFT:

Around 1 p.m., the gathering, called the Liberty Rally and promoted by the right-wing provocateurs behind last September's controversial Straight Pride Parade and conservative local radio host Jeffrey Kuhner, took over part of Beacon Street. Demonstrators brandished American flags and Trump 2020 signs, along with signs that read "end the shutdown," "all jobs are essential," and "media is the virus."

Ah, makes sense now.  These assholes and Jeffrey Kuhner who is a phenomenal asshole.
 
2020-05-04 6:12:07 PM  

somedude210: Ugh, even we have a handful of dumbasses


I'm sure half of them came from Billerica so yeah.
 
2020-05-04 6:55:06 PM  
Buncha asshole MAGA jerks.  Move the hell out, to Texas or some shiat.
 
2020-05-04 7:03:12 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Guessing all these Republicans are mad they voted for a Republican president.


And a Republican Governor.

/barely
//Baker's doing a good job.
 
2020-05-04 8:33:36 PM  
Caravan of Diseases.
 
2020-05-04 8:47:08 PM  
Thank goodness for Facebook and Twitter.

Absolutely no repercussions for screaming "fire!!" in a crowded area!! And if you post yourself doing that on social media, people will like you!!
 
2020-05-04 8:59:59 PM  
Saw that on the news.  Red hats calling it a hoax.  Next time you think only liberals live in MA, think again.  We have our share of Cro-mags too, just like every other state.

The governor is a Republican, BTW.
 
2020-05-04 9:12:16 PM  
"United Socialist States of America"

I vaguely remember reading a book called that or about that in high school.
 
2020-05-04 9:18:21 PM  

Close2TheEdge: FTFT:

Around 1 p.m., the gathering, called the Liberty Rally and promoted by the right-wing provocateurs behind last September's controversial Straight Pride Parade and conservative local radio host Jeffrey Kuhner, took over part of Beacon Street. Demonstrators brandished American flags and Trump 2020 signs, along with signs that read "end the shutdown," "all jobs are essential," and "media is the virus."

Ah, makes sense now.  These assholes and Jeffrey Kuhner who is a phenomenal asshole.


Or as non-crazy people call it, "traffic".
 
2020-05-04 9:20:02 PM  
Hell hath no fury like a white person inconvenienced.
 
2020-05-04 9:39:38 PM  
Well, bye.

//In 5-14 days.
 
2020-05-04 10:16:29 PM  
Pretty sure this was it.

https://www.google.com/books/edition/​U​_S_S_A/EBZAzQEACAAJ?hl=en

It says, "young adult" so don't expect some high intellectual content.
 
2020-05-04 10:20:09 PM  

Demetrius: Hell hath no fury like a white person inconvenienced.


This. This. So much this.

I don't understand these people, but at the same time, I don't want to
 
2020-05-04 10:29:11 PM  
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2020-05-04 11:03:34 PM  
That is not exactly a big crowd...
 
2020-05-04 11:58:43 PM  
If these jackasses had been around in 1942, we would all be speaking German.
 
2020-05-04 11:59:51 PM  

Jake Havechek: Saw that on the news.  Red hats calling it a hoax.  Next time you think only liberals live in MA, think again.  We have our share of Cro-mags too, just like every other state.

The governor is a Republican, BTW.


I remember being surprised hearing Howie Carr on the radio when I was visiting my parents in the CT/ Springfield, Mass area. He was accusing Obama of being a Muslim (like that is evil) on the radio.
 
2020-05-05 12:02:10 AM  

aaronx: There's more than 100 people in that crowd. I see dead people.


Statistically 3 of them, and something like 15 will end up in a hospital, and something like half will get ill.
 
2020-05-05 12:02:56 AM  
its like a mass grave preview.....
was there a Kool-Aid concession stand nearby for the full effect?

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Juc [TotalFark]
2020-05-05 12:03:35 AM  
Seriously those crowds should be broken up and quarantined comfortably so they don't spread the virus
 
2020-05-05 12:04:48 AM  
I've noticed a distinct absence of Trump at his rallies. It's almost like he's afraid of them making him sick or something...
 
2020-05-05 12:05:01 AM  
Three days since the 'rona rally,
I realized I'm infected, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you coughed on me
But it'll still be two days till I'm intubated
 
2020-05-05 12:05:05 AM  

hubiestubert: That is not exactly a big crowd...


It's big enough to cause a massive outbreak based on their secondary and third contacts alone
 
2020-05-05 12:05:43 AM  

schecter: its like a mass grave preview.....
was there a Kool-Aid concession stand nearby for the full effect?

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Only .5% of them though
 
2020-05-05 12:05:46 AM  
Standard reply to these bio-terrorists:
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2020-05-05 12:06:02 AM  

HighOnCraic: I hope that anyone who gets sick at these events can sue the organizers.

/Lock them up!
//Lock them up!
///Lock them up!


According to the headline from a link in a tweet this was the straight parade dudes or whatever they call themselves now. You know, that white supremacist group. I don't have a sub to the Boston Globe so all I saw was the headline.
 
kab
2020-05-05 12:06:15 AM  
Ah yes, just up the hill from the beautiful scenery that is the Park St station.

Sofa king glad I don't live / work there any longer.
 
2020-05-05 12:07:58 AM  
On the way home today I passed a gaggle of cars. They had their hazards on and were honking, sporadically.

I think it was an in-car protest. The people are bored.
 
2020-05-05 12:08:48 AM  
... That gathering required a LOT of short buses...

/ These people aren't handicapped
// They ARE the handicap
 
2020-05-05 12:09:44 AM  

Gubbo: Demetrius: Hell hath no fury like a white person inconvenienced.

This. This. So much this.

I don't understand these people, but at the same time, I don't want to


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2020-05-05 12:11:33 AM  

schecter: its like a mass grave preview.....
was there a Kool-Aid concession stand nearby for the full effect?

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Oh yeah!
 
2020-05-05 12:11:59 AM  

schecter: its like a mass grave preview.....
was there a Kool-Aid concession stand nearby for the full effect?

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My response:

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2020-05-05 12:12:14 AM  

jaylectricity: "United Socialist States of America"

I vaguely remember reading a book called that or about that in high school.


It makes me think of this propaganda film.

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do
Youtube k5o_LwqX77I


Negativland has been known to use samples from it extensively.
 
2020-05-05 12:16:32 AM  
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2020-05-05 12:16:49 AM  
Our friends on the Right believe that "all jobs are essential" except when the topic is a living wage.
 
2020-05-05 12:18:16 AM  

Gordon Bennett: jaylectricity: "United Socialist States of America"

I vaguely remember reading a book called that or about that in high school.

It makes me think of this propaganda film.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/k5o_LwqX​77I]

Negativland has been known to use samples from it extensively.


I remember when Ted Cruz's crazy dad relayed the story from that movie of the Communists giving children candy to prove that Jesus isn't real.
 
2020-05-05 12:18:34 AM  
Why haven't any of them been arrested for their inability to count to 6 ( feet apart )  ?
 
2020-05-05 12:19:46 AM  

schecter: its like a mass grave preview.....
was there a Kool-Aid concession stand nearby for the full effect?

[Fark user image 483x200]


I'd bet that not even half of them are actually from Massachusetts.
 
2020-05-05 12:20:23 AM  

Demetrius: Hell hath no fury like a white person inconvenienced.


Ding, ding!

And, slightly inconvenienced at that. It's not like it's WWII and we're being asked to take a bullet for the country. We're being asked to sit on our arses...something these incels and Meal Team Six recruits should be intimately familiar with.

So, STFU, shove all the Chick Fil A you want into your cupcake taster, and choke it down with a 30 pack of Keystone. Watch some classic football on ESPN, and let the adults figure it out.
 
2020-05-05 12:20:54 AM  
I try not to despise things but I really despise zealots.
 
2020-05-05 12:21:23 AM  
If a group went around these protests and got state IDs from a random distribution of protestors I wonder how many would be from the states they're standing in and I wonder what the furthest state away would be.
 
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