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2020-05-03 2:04:15 AM  
Well, yeah. Lie constantly, deny problems exist as far as he can, blame everyone but himself when he can't, insist that votes cast against him are fraudulent, etc. It's worked for him so far.
 
2020-05-03 2:05:16 AM  
💩
 
2020-05-03 2:08:06 AM  
I have my doubts that he knows what the word 'strategy' means.
 
2020-05-03 2:08:57 AM  
I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.
 
2020-05-03 2:15:46 AM  
What I worry about is less Trump and more his batshiat crazy followers that will see every attack on Dear Leader as a call for insurrection.
 
2020-05-03 2:16:45 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.


An interview with Noel Casler regarding his time on celebrity apprentice
 
2020-05-03 2:17:03 AM  
Article summary of strategy (less minor factors): nativism
 
2020-05-03 2:38:08 AM  
It's as close to a coherent strategy as a Chaos Goblin can get.
 
2020-05-03 2:51:39 AM  

pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.

An interview with Noel Casler regarding his time on celebrity apprentice

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Donald John Trump hosted the show from 2004-2015, so he really did jump from that job to the presidency, which seems even more preposterous when I type it out."

Holy sh*t. I don't watch reality TV at all, but...holy sh*t.
 
2020-05-03 2:52:31 AM  
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2020-05-03 3:00:10 AM  
Ensure low turnout
Prop up big business and Wall Street
Fuel red state anger
Destroy Biden
Nativism


So.

He's out of new ideas.

Good luck with that, Drumpfo.
 
2020-05-03 3:05:30 AM  
I suppose copying off of Trump Twitter trolls is a strategy.

It's how Dmitry Peskov puts his thoughts in Trump's thinkmeat.
 
2020-05-03 3:06:37 AM  

Trik: [Fark user image 720x514]


"Flagandcross.com" ?

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/flag-c​r​oss/

Yeah, keep posting that horsesh*t, loser.
 
2020-05-03 3:16:42 AM  

pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.

An interview with Noel Casler regarding his time on celebrity apprentice


Wow, that was a disturbing read.
 
2020-05-03 3:19:32 AM  

Trik: [Fark user image 720x514]


Flagandcross.com. Wow. That's just shameless.

Thanks for showing us your cards.
 
2020-05-03 3:28:18 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.

An interview with Noel Casler regarding his time on celebrity apprentice

Wow, that was a disturbing read.


Yeah. So he's addled his already full brain with a lifetime of drug abuse while his kid and son in law try to over.

Good times.
 
2020-05-03 3:28:32 AM  
*dull not full
 
2020-05-03 5:18:33 AM  
Most of his strategy will depend on what shiny object gets his attention on any given day. For now, the strategy is to blame China for everything and to link Biden to China as much as possible.
 
2020-05-03 7:43:40 AM  
I'm sure he believes he has one.
 
2020-05-03 7:44:54 AM  
His strategy will be to spread as much bullshiat as possible in the hopes that he can muddy the waters enough to get a shot at another narrow split like he had in 2016. It's really the only card he can play because a: his track record as president has been appalling, and b: he's an idiot that doesn't know how to do anything else.

His campaign strategy is one page long and it consists of a description of the bullshiat asymmetry principle but in small words that Trump can understand when Jared ready them to him.
 
2020-05-03 7:49:09 AM  
Well, do what Putin says is kinda of a strategy.
 
2020-05-03 7:50:50 AM  

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2020-05-03 7:50:57 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.

An interview with Noel Casler regarding his time on celebrity apprentice

Wow, that was a disturbing read.


Ivanka using her phone sex voice on her dad, holy shiat it really is as bad as we joke around here.
 
2020-05-03 7:55:39 AM  
Hopefully, the Orange Asshole will find that actions speak louder than words.
 
2020-05-03 7:58:20 AM  
On a happier note, this is my first greenlit link. I'm so proud!
 
2020-05-03 8:03:30 AM  

NotCodger: On a happier note, this is my first greenlit link. I'm so proud!


Good work and congrats!
 
2020-05-03 8:03:53 AM  
Trump's Russian FSB case handlers most definitely have a Trump re-election strategy.
 
2020-05-03 8:09:05 AM  
Virtually everything CNN views as a topic for Trump to smear Biden could easily be used back against him like a 10lb sledge.

At some point, he's going to have to go into Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio etc and sell independents the idea that he had control of the pandemic, the economy is robust, and that their lives are better for it. And even he can't lie that convincingly.

Fueling red state anger doesn't flip the election into his favor. He is simply riling up his base. He needs the undecided vote in battleground states. And I don't think there are near enough of them at this point for Trump to succeed.
 
2020-05-03 8:10:01 AM  
Trump probably thinks "strategy" is how you win at this:
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2020-05-03 8:11:45 AM  

NotCodger: On a happier note, this is my first greenlit link. I'm so proud!


(glances at profile)

Ah, I see that you've already been issued your requisite cat .. carry on
 
2020-05-03 8:18:21 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.


Don't forget the advanced syphilis.
 
2020-05-03 8:20:24 AM  
Yeah. Deflect and keep filling out the laundry list of requests by the folks who got him there.

Duh.
 
2020-05-03 8:20:30 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: Virtually everything CNN views as a topic for Trump to smear Biden could easily be used back against him like a 10lb sledge.

At some point, he's going to have to go into Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio etc and sell independents the idea that he had control of the pandemic, the economy is robust, and that their lives are better for it. And even he can't lie that convincingly.

Fueling red state anger doesn't flip the election into his favor. He is simply riling up his base. He needs the undecided vote in battleground states. And I don't think there are near enough of them at this point for Trump to succeed.


He is even losing support is his scared old white people demo. I guess pretty much him and the GOP telling them to go out and die to save the economy didn't sit to well with him.
 
2020-05-03 8:28:33 AM  

groppet: Farkin_Crazy: Virtually everything CNN views as a topic for Trump to smear Biden could easily be used back against him like a 10lb sledge.

At some point, he's going to have to go into Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio etc and sell independents the idea that he had control of the pandemic, the economy is robust, and that their lives are better for it. And even he can't lie that convincingly.

Fueling red state anger doesn't flip the election into his favor. He is simply riling up his base. He needs the undecided vote in battleground states. And I don't think there are near enough of them at this point for Trump to succeed.

He is even losing support is his scared old white people demo. I guess pretty much him and the GOP telling them to go out and die to save the economy didn't sit to well with him.


Yup.

At this point, he is going to have to spend big cash and spend a lot of time in desperation to try and save what used to be bright red states. Like Texas and Georgia, for example.

And don't forget, every republican downballot is going to have to make a career threatening decision. Do they appear with him or not? If they do, the Dem they are facing will attach them at the hip to him. If they don't he blasts them on twitter.

He's never fully realized that rewarding his base would piss off the 65% who aren't them.
 
2020-05-03 8:30:24 AM  
He does whatever the last person he talked to tells him to do.
That's his only strategy.
 
2020-05-03 8:36:44 AM  

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Trump told us to inject bleach. He owns dumb and senile. The dumbest thing Biden has ever said is worthy of a damn Nobel prize compared to that.
 
2020-05-03 8:42:06 AM  
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The pixels. . .
 
2020-05-03 8:43:07 AM  

ZMugg: Trump probably thinks "strategy" is how you win at this:
[eugenetoyandhobby.com image 600x522]


Don't sully that excellent game with comparison to Trump.

/played the shiat out of Stratego as a kid.
 
2020-05-03 8:48:00 AM  
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Julian has a curious morbid infatuation with what his fingers smell like when they venture into strange, dark places.
 
2020-05-03 8:56:19 AM  
I think the article is quite accurate.  Did omit the "blame China" strategy which could fit it under Nativism.  Key factor in the campaign is which candidate can seize the initiative and put the other on the defensive.  This is part of the reasoning behind Trump's 3AM Tweetstorm.  By doing this he dictates the early morning news shows and much of the coverage throughout the rest of the day. Biden will need to counter Trump's tweets immediately and make sure his story becomes part of the coverage.
 
2020-05-03 9:02:04 AM  

gopher321: "Flagandcross.com" ?
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/flag-cr​oss/\
Yeah, keep posting that horsesh*t, loser.


ecmoRandomNumbers: Flagandcross.com. Wow. That's just shameless.
Thanks for showing us your cards.


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2020-05-03 9:04:23 AM  
I keep seeing articles saying things like this:

President Donald Trump is facing a tough reelection campaign. The country is reeling from Covid-19, his approval ratings are sliding...

But each time I check 538, his approval numbers are still in the 42%-46% range they always have been. 43.4% as of just now.
Is this just wishful thinking, or are they referencing questionable polls or what?
DT's "strategy" isn't bothering the idiots who blindly follow him one bit. It's "triggering the libs" so they are as happy as ever with his ignorant, spiteful statements.
I want to see this train wreck presidency end as much as the next sane person, but it seems claiming his approval ratings are tanking when they aren't isn't doing anything towards truthful reporting.
 
2020-05-03 9:06:15 AM  

holdmybones: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.

Don't forget the advanced syphilis.


At least the dems have decided to fight trump's syphilitic brain with biden's demented brain.
 
2020-05-03 9:15:01 AM  

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Conservative humor?
 
2020-05-03 9:16:10 AM  

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2020-05-03 9:16:56 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Trik: [Fark user image image 720x514]

Trump told us to inject bleach. He owns dumb and senile. The dumbest thing Biden has ever said is worthy of a damn Nobel prize compared to that.


You misspelled Noble Prize.
 
2020-05-03 9:20:38 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Well, yeah. Lie constantly, deny problems exist as far as he can, blame everyone but himself when he can't, insist that votes cast against him are fraudulent, etc. It's worked for him so far.


All this time I thought it was "blame the black guy".
 
2020-05-03 9:22:18 AM  

pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's more of a capricious series of synaptic misfires caused by years and years of amphetamine abuse that hasn't, tragically, taken out his heart valves.

An interview with Noel Casler regarding his time on celebrity apprentice


Mark Burnett doesn't have secret service protection, does he? Asking for a merc.
 
2020-05-03 9:22:31 AM  

firesign: gopher321: "Flagandcross.com" ?
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/flag-cr​oss/\
Yeah, keep posting that horsesh*t, loser.

ecmoRandomNumbers: Flagandcross.com. Wow. That's just shameless.
Thanks for showing us your cards.

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2020-05-03 9:27:00 AM  
Until the DNC chooses a replacement for Biden, he might as well save his energies.
 
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