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2020-05-03 1:41:41 AM  
Is it just me or is that scene they showed in trailers for Far From Home in the restaurant where he takes out some bad guys and makes fun of the cops not in the movie?
 
2020-05-03 1:57:46 AM  

fusillade762: Is it just me or is that scene they showed in trailers for Far From Home in the restaurant where he takes out some bad guys and makes fun of the cops not in the movie?


..... I think you are correct.
 
2020-05-03 1:59:28 AM  
Spider-Man Universe of Nope.
 
2020-05-03 5:40:57 AM  
If Sony put half as much effort into finding good writers as they do coming up with stupid Universe names, they wouldn't have to rely on Universe schticks to get butts in seats.
 
2020-05-03 6:24:03 AM  
Reinsert the ever-forgotten hyphen in a different spot?

Sp-Iderman?
 
2020-05-03 6:25:00 AM  
Hahahaha Sony Pictures is like, an idea machine!
 
2020-05-03 6:31:36 AM  
As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."
 
2020-05-03 6:34:42 AM  
You mean when he sounded like a game show host in the '67 cartoons?

/just kidding...that version had my favorite J.J. Jameson besides J.K.Simmons
//The Official Spider-Man Extended Special Incorporated Super Sinister Six MultiUniverse
that I will boycott like hell if it isn't made by Mouse/Marvel.
 
2020-05-03 6:35:39 AM  

born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."


So is this canon? (NSFW)
 
2020-05-03 6:48:27 AM  

johnny_vegas: born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."

So is this canon? (NSFW)


They want my phone number.

Pass.
 
2020-05-03 6:51:49 AM  

fusillade762: Is it just me or is that scene they showed in trailers for Far From Home in the restaurant where he takes out some bad guys and makes fun of the cops not in the movie?


Alphax: ..... I think you are correct.


It ended up being part of an extra short "Peter's To Do List" which is on the Blu Ray/DVD. Peter's taking care of the last things before his trip to Europe the day before, and one of the items (among a bunch of mundane stuff) is "Take Down the Manfredi Crime Family"
 
2020-05-03 6:52:12 AM  

ZMugg: johnny_vegas: born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."

So is this canon? (NSFW)

They want my phone number.

Pass.


You shouldn't be so picky
 
2020-05-03 6:54:09 AM  

fusillade762: Is it just me or is that scene they showed in trailers for Far From Home in the restaurant where he takes out some bad guys and makes fun of the cops not in the movie?


Also:
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2020-05-03 7:00:11 AM  
They can easily make Spiderman, or any character, lamer.  Make him woke.  Have him stop in the middle of a scene and go into some long rant about negros, native Americans or gays.
 
2020-05-03 7:05:34 AM  

varmitydog: They can easily make Spiderman, or any character, lamer.  Make him woke.  Have him stop in the middle of a scene and go into some long rant about negros, native Americans or gays.


Or how fulfilling it is to be a Fark modmin.

/I like all Spiderman

//even the lasagna lover.
 
2020-05-03 7:08:42 AM  
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" Make him woke.  Have him stop in the middle of a scene and go into some long rant about negros, native Americans or gays. "
 
2020-05-03 7:20:32 AM  

johnny_vegas: born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."

So is this canon? (NSFW)


So do you fluff him up then hook him up to the wire rig? Or hook him up to the wire rig and then fluff him up? Fluff - rig hook up - refluff? Don't care and just use pills?

I need to need the episode of Made in Hollywood the valley.
 
2020-05-03 7:23:46 AM  
ShMUC
 
2020-05-03 7:50:26 AM  
As long as we get half a dozen more reboots, and get to see the origin of Spider-Man over and over again I'll be happy.
 
2020-05-03 7:57:56 AM  

ZMugg: johnny_vegas: born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."

So is this canon? (NSFW)

They want my phone number.

Pass.


It's alright. I gave them your number.
 
2020-05-03 8:00:49 AM  

born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."


Hm... needs a tornado, and Uncle Ben's death should be a pointless suicide instead of a tragic killing if we actually want to give DC a run for its money here.
 
2020-05-03 8:10:56 AM  

docmattic: ZMugg: johnny_vegas: born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."

So is this canon? (NSFW)

They want my phone number.

Pass.

It's alright. I gave them your number.


I's so glad I put down my coffee before I read this comment.
 
2020-05-03 8:17:56 AM  
Replace Tom Holland with James Spader?
 
2020-05-03 9:02:14 AM  
So fans of this will be

SMUCers ?

(with a name like that, they have to be good!)
 
2020-05-03 9:11:31 AM  

born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."


So ..... "Man of Steel" Pa Kent then?
 
2020-05-03 9:28:40 AM  
The "extended universe of spiderman and spiderman related extended characters owned entirely by SONY and NOT by Marvel, entirely for your extended viewing pleasure" would've been better.
 
2020-05-03 9:32:35 AM  
Whither the Spiderman with a song in his heart?
 
2020-05-03 9:35:41 AM  
Does this mean there's a chance for a Rocket Racer spin-off?
 
2020-05-03 10:05:34 AM  
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2020-05-03 10:39:28 AM  
I know there is a lot of Spidey hate but the animated Spideyverse movie was one of the most well done and creative movies I've seen in years.
 
2020-05-03 10:43:32 AM  

rkdutka: I know there is a lot of Spidey hate but the animated Spideyverse movie was one of the most well done and creative movies I've seen in years.


Is there? I mean other than here. Here don't count. Fark hates everything that isn't woke.
 
2020-05-03 10:47:19 AM  

Brokenseas: [Fark user image 480x360] [View Full Size image _x_]


that's morgan freeman
 
2020-05-03 10:47:20 AM  

born_yesterday: As Uncle Ben is dying, he tells Peter, "You're not responsible for anyone else, and you should use your powers to get rich and land babes."


"Peter, first you get great power. Then you get the money. They you get the women."

Directed by Zack Snyder.
 
2020-05-03 10:52:56 AM  

LaChanz: rkdutka: I know there is a lot of Spidey hate but the animated Spideyverse movie was one of the most well done and creative movies I've seen in years.

Is there? I mean other than here. Here don't count. Fark hates everything that isn't woke.


Does it physically hurt to be so dumb?
 
2020-05-03 10:55:32 AM  

NuclearPenguins: LaChanz: rkdutka: I know there is a lot of Spidey hate but the animated Spideyverse movie was one of the most well done and creative movies I've seen in years.

Is there? I mean other than here. Here don't count. Fark hates everything that isn't woke.

Does it physically hurt to be so dumb?


I'm sorry, were your feelings hurt? I'll try to be more woke for you next time.
 
2020-05-03 10:57:07 AM  

LaChanz: NuclearPenguins: LaChanz: rkdutka: I know there is a lot of Spidey hate but the animated Spideyverse movie was one of the most well done and creative movies I've seen in years.

Is there? I mean other than here. Here don't count. Fark hates everything that isn't woke.

Does it physically hurt to be so dumb?

I'm sorry, were your feelings hurt? I'll try to be more woke for you next time.


Why is it that the people complaining about everything "woke" are garbage human beings? Why would anyone in their right mind object to such things as treating people equally?
 
2020-05-03 11:02:44 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Why would anyone in their right mind object to such things as treating people equally?


Because the idea of "woke" treats nobody equally. If you don't like me and think of me as dumb, there is an ignore feature. Use it.
 
2020-05-03 11:15:39 AM  

LaChanz: NuclearPenguins: Why would anyone in their right mind object to such things as treating people equally?

Because the idea of "woke" treats nobody equally. If you don't like me and think of me as dumb, there is an ignore feature. Use it.


PSA folks: not everyone in Maine is this backwards. We're not all troglodytes.
 
2020-05-03 11:21:40 AM  

NuclearPenguins: PSA folks: not everyone in Maine is this backwards. We're not all troglodytes.


See? There you are. How woke is that?

PSA folk: Not everyone in Maine is this insulting to those they disagree with. We're not all as intolerant of people.
 
2020-05-03 11:23:40 AM  
That SUCs!
 
2020-05-03 11:26:24 AM  

varmitydog: They can easily make Spiderman, or any character, lamer.  Make him woke.  Have him stop in the middle of a scene and go into some long rant about negros, native Americans or gays.


This makes me wonder how well you actually know the character. A key part of Spider-man's character - especially in the 60's and 70's - is that he is continually becoming woke. There'd be some ruckus on the campus and he'd show up to put an end to it, only to discover that the protesters had legitimate complaints and deserved equal treatment. He'd never seen their side of things before, but once they'd educated him about race or some other inequality, he'd fight with them against the authorities oppressing them.
 
2020-05-03 11:35:09 AM  

fusillade762: Is it just me or is that scene they showed in trailers for Far From Home in the restaurant where he takes out some bad guys and makes fun of the cops not in the movie?


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"Trailers, often prepared months ahead of time of release, will often have shots or scenes not included in the final edit of the film."
 
2020-05-03 11:46:56 AM  
Somebody discovered the word "woke"
 
2020-05-03 11:57:31 AM  
Have him go undercover as "Peter Farker"
 
2020-05-03 11:59:36 AM  
Who'd have guessed that Sony and its all consuming love for proprietary failures dating to the '70s would stupidly wall off there movies too?  Not me!
 
2020-05-03 12:29:38 PM  

LaChanz: NuclearPenguins: PSA folks: not everyone in Maine is this backwards. We're not all troglodytes.

See? There you are. How woke is that?

PSA folk: Not everyone in Maine is this insulting to those they disagree with. We're not all as intolerant of people.


Protip: intelligent people have decided we don't have to tolerate the intolerant. Now go get your farking shine box.
 
2020-05-03 12:32:06 PM  

Farker Soze: Who'd have guessed that Sony and its all consuming love for proprietary failures dating to the '70s would stupidly wall off there movies too?  Not me!


Yeah, like CD, 3.5" floppy disc, 8/Hi-8 and Blu-ray. Real failures those were.

/s
//even MiniDisc was a success outside the USA
///DAT and Betacam were huge in the professional world
////now Farkied as "doesn't know squat about electronics"
 
2020-05-03 12:36:05 PM  
Did anyone else think the Venom movie sucked?
 
2020-05-03 12:39:28 PM  

peterthx: Farker Soze: Who'd have guessed that Sony and its all consuming love for proprietary failures dating to the '70s would stupidly wall off there movies too?  Not me!

Yeah, like CD, 3.5" floppy disc, 8/Hi-8 and Blu-ray. Real failures those were.

/s
//even MiniDisc was a success outside the USA
///DAT and Betacam were huge in the professional world
////now Farkied as "doesn't know squat about electronics"


Really?  I suppose you loved memorystick too.  Sad.
 
2020-05-03 1:23:39 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Did anyone else think the Venom movie sucked?


A lot of people (myself included), but for whatever reason it gets the coveted "Yeah it was terrible, but that's okay" pass from a lot of people
 
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