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(NHL)   Two minutes for embellishing, NHL can't even get a call correct with no games playing. Game misconduct. Bring on Goon   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-05-03 2:28:09 AM  
6 votes:
Slap Shot (1/10) Movie CLIP - The Finer Points of Hockey (1977) HD
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2020-05-03 6:02:33 PM  
5 votes:
This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe!
 
2020-05-03 1:33:23 PM  
5 votes:

Ishkur: buckeyebrain: Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.

They're too stupid to play with themselves.


Reg, that reminds me of a story.  I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 when Eddie Shore sends me this guy that was a terrible masturbator.  He couldn't control himself.  He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't, y'know....
 
2020-05-03 11:41:40 AM  
5 votes:
Running Man is a great hockey movie, how was it left off this list??

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2020-05-03 7:19:43 AM  
5 votes:

Recoil Therapy: No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...


List maker gets the pisshole seat.
 
2020-05-03 4:02:28 AM  
4 votes:

Recoil Therapy: No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...


Goon: National Anthem
Youtube Yq1N7knp2tI
Fun fact, Curt Keilback who plays the announcer used to be the play-by-play guy for the Winnipeg Jets and the Phoenix Coyotes.
 
2020-05-03 8:12:59 PM  
3 votes:

lindalouwho: NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.


NO SPOILERS!
 
2020-05-03 2:11:18 AM  
3 votes:
THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!
 
2020-05-03 1:39:22 AM  
3 votes:
No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...
 
2020-05-03 2:03:52 PM  
2 votes:
GAY PORN HAAAARD!

Goon (5/12) Movie CLIP - Gay Porn Hard (2011) HD
Youtube WJOL4xoamoQ
 
2020-05-03 1:46:56 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-05-03 8:46:26 AM  
2 votes:
Two rules: stay away from my farkin Percocet, and do you have any Percocet?
 
2020-05-03 10:53:20 PM  
1 vote:
How do you include Happy Gilmore and not Strange Brew?  Bunch of hosers.
Strange Brew - Hockey
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2020-05-03 10:34:36 PM  
1 vote:

GoodHomer: I know it's heresy, and I respect that others love it, but I've always thought Slap Shot! is highly overrated.


You're welcome to your opinion, even though it's wrong.
 
2020-05-03 1:54:41 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: Ishkur: buckeyebrain: Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.

They're too stupid to play with themselves.

Reg, that reminds me of a story.  I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 when Eddie Shore sends me this guy that was a terrible masturbator.  He couldn't control himself.  He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't, y'know....


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2020-05-03 1:38:10 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: Ishkur: buckeyebrain: Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.

They're too stupid to play with themse

something lves.

Reg, that reminds me of a story.  I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 when Eddie Shore sends me this guy that was a terrible masturbator.  He couldn't control himself.  He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't, y'know....


something something something something ...not your personal erotic site.....something else.
 
2020-05-03 2:06:03 AM  
1 vote:
Threat Level Midnight
 
2020-05-03 1:57:26 AM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: Slap Shot. That is all.


"Puttin on the foil, Coach!..."
 
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