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(NHL)   Two minutes for embellishing, NHL can't even get a call correct with no games playing. Game misconduct. Bring on Goon   ( divider line
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2020-05-03 1:33:23 AM  
9 votes:
A list of hockey movies w/o Goon is moot.

And is Happy Gilmore a hockey movie?....

I smell Bettman. He is trying to quell the goon like fighting image.
2020-05-02 11:26:29 PM  
9 votes:
Slap Shot. That is all.
2020-05-03 7:19:43 AM  
5 votes:

Recoil Therapy: No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...

List maker gets the pisshole seat.
2020-05-03 1:39:22 AM  
5 votes:
No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...
2020-05-03 10:23:12 AM  
4 votes:
I wouldn't call it a hockey movie either, but:

Famous line: "364 days until next hockey tryouts! I gotta toughen up!" -- Happy Gilmore, while standing in front of a pitching machine and getting hit multiple times by baseballs.

Really?  In a movie full of quotable one-liners ("The price is wrong, biatch!") they call THAT a famous line??
2020-05-03 10:53:20 PM  
3 votes:
How do you include Happy Gilmore and not Strange Brew?  Bunch of hosers.
Strange Brew - Hockey
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2020-05-03 12:01:13 PM  
3 votes:

Oak: Shut up, Pierre.

Damn I miss the hockey threads...but mostly I miss hockey.
2020-05-03 8:46:26 AM  
3 votes:
Two rules: stay away from my farkin Percocet, and do you have any Percocet?
2020-05-04 12:03:46 AM  
2 votes:

amb: By the Happy Gilmore standard, where's Wayne's World?

/Game On!

Since there's no playoffs, I don't feel right without posting this.
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2020-05-03 10:34:36 PM  
2 votes:

GoodHomer: I know it's heresy, and I respect that others love it, but I've always thought Slap Shot! is highly overrated.

You're welcome to your opinion, even though it's wrong.
2020-05-03 10:04:31 AM  
2 votes: Full Size

Bob:  Delvecio has hurt Gretzky and they're in the dressing room trying to find out what's to be done...

Doug:  Polfer and Holman have been fighting terribly. Of course Frank Mohammad is one of the strongest guys in the league, he made out ok, but what a fight!

Bob:  And now somebody has thrown an octopus out on the ice and Litzenburger and Saunders are going...
2020-05-03 6:40:35 AM  
2 votes:
Hit somebody!!
2020-05-03 4:02:28 AM  
2 votes:

Recoil Therapy: No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...

Goon: National Anthem
Youtube Yq1N7knp2tI
Fun fact, Curt Keilback who plays the announcer used to be the play-by-play guy for the Winnipeg Jets and the Phoenix Coyotes.
2020-05-04 10:56:15 AM  
1 vote:
While it's only an animated version of a short story, figured The Sweater would have made the list.

The Sweater
Youtube ZZyDsF-Gp3o
2020-05-03 10:41:51 PM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.

My local NBC Sports is showkng Sharks classics from 1994, Pre trapezoid and the year I graduated high school.  Gotta take what we can get I guess.
2020-05-03 8:58:39 PM  
1 vote:

Slackfumasta: Running Man is a great hockey movie, how was it left off this list??

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If I remember correctly his name is Sub-Zero. Put him against the Mortal Kombat character and it would an epic battle.
2020-05-03 5:03:14 PM  
1 vote:
NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.
2020-05-03 11:04:07 AM  
1 vote:
Youngblood made the cut. My work is done here.
2020-05-03 10:56:11 AM  
1 vote:
Shut up, Pierre.
2020-05-03 10:49:47 AM  
1 vote:
Happy Gilmore, a hockey movie ?  Call Detroit, tell them "bullshiat" and gimmie some percocets ..
2020-05-03 2:11:18 AM  
1 vote:
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