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2020-05-02 11:26:29 PM  
Slap Shot. That is all.
 
2020-05-03 1:33:23 AM  
A list of hockey movies w/o Goon is moot.

And is Happy Gilmore a hockey movie?....

I smell Bettman. He is trying to quell the goon like fighting image.
 
2020-05-03 1:39:22 AM  
No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...
 
2020-05-03 1:57:26 AM  

kdawg7736: Slap Shot. That is all.


"Puttin on the foil, Coach!..."
 
2020-05-03 2:06:03 AM  
Threat Level Midnight
 
2020-05-03 2:11:18 AM  
THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!
 
2020-05-03 2:28:09 AM  
Slap Shot (1/10) Movie CLIP - The Finer Points of Hockey (1977) HD
Youtube _XbL7lG0Su8
 
2020-05-03 4:02:28 AM  

Recoil Therapy: No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...


Goon: National Anthem
Youtube Yq1N7knp2tI
Fun fact, Curt Keilback who plays the announcer used to be the play-by-play guy for the Winnipeg Jets and the Phoenix Coyotes.
 
2020-05-03 6:40:35 AM  
Hit somebody!!
 
2020-05-03 7:19:43 AM  

Recoil Therapy: No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...


List maker gets the pisshole seat.
 
2020-05-03 7:20:51 AM  

Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!


I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.
 
2020-05-03 8:46:26 AM  
Two rules: stay away from my farkin Percocet, and do you have any Percocet?
 
2020-05-03 8:57:16 AM  
Back to the pond, rookie!
 
2020-05-03 10:04:31 AM  
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Bob:  Delvecio has hurt Gretzky and they're in the dressing room trying to find out what's to be done...

Doug:  Polfer and Holman have been fighting terribly. Of course Frank Mohammad is one of the strongest guys in the league, he made out ok, but what a fight!

Bob:  And now somebody has thrown an octopus out on the ice and Litzenburger and Saunders are going...
 
2020-05-03 10:23:12 AM  
I wouldn't call it a hockey movie either, but:

Famous line: "364 days until next hockey tryouts! I gotta toughen up!" -- Happy Gilmore, while standing in front of a pitching machine and getting hit multiple times by baseballs.

Really?  In a movie full of quotable one-liners ("The price is wrong, biatch!") they call THAT a famous line??
 
2020-05-03 10:49:47 AM  
Happy Gilmore, a hockey movie ?  Call Detroit, tell them "bullshiat" and gimmie some percocets ..
 
Oak [BareFark]
2020-05-03 10:56:11 AM  
Shut up, Pierre.
 
2020-05-03 11:04:07 AM  
Youngblood made the cut. My work is done here.
 
2020-05-03 11:04:15 AM  

buckeyebrain: Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.


They're too stupid to play with themselves.
 
2020-05-03 11:33:45 AM  
Denis Lemieux: "Joe, who own the Chiefs?"
Joe McGrath: "Owns! Owns!"
 
2020-05-03 11:41:40 AM  
Running Man is a great hockey movie, how was it left off this list??

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2020-05-03 12:01:13 PM  

Oak: Shut up, Pierre.


Damn I miss the hockey threads...but mostly I miss hockey.
 
2020-05-03 12:39:31 PM  

AintNoAmoeba: Recoil Therapy: No Goon? That's borderline treasonous...

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They filmed that in Halifax, at the old Halifax Forum. A couple of buddies of mine were playing extras.
The Anthem scene was a travesty, if you can't find a singer (or any other kind of musician) in Nova Scotia, you didn't get off the couch.
 
2020-05-03 1:33:23 PM  

Ishkur: buckeyebrain: Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.

They're too stupid to play with themselves.


Reg, that reminds me of a story.  I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 when Eddie Shore sends me this guy that was a terrible masturbator.  He couldn't control himself.  He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't, y'know....
 
2020-05-03 1:38:10 PM  

buckeyebrain: Ishkur: buckeyebrain: Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.

They're too stupid to play with themse

something lves.

Reg, that reminds me of a story.  I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 when Eddie Shore sends me this guy that was a terrible masturbator.  He couldn't control himself.  He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't, y'know....


something something something something ...not your personal erotic site.....something else.
 
2020-05-03 1:46:56 PM  
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2020-05-03 1:54:41 PM  

buckeyebrain: Ishkur: buckeyebrain: Ishkur: THEY BROUGHT THEIR farkIN TOYS WITH THEM!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than with themselves.

They're too stupid to play with themselves.

Reg, that reminds me of a story.  I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 when Eddie Shore sends me this guy that was a terrible masturbator.  He couldn't control himself.  He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't, y'know....


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2020-05-03 2:03:52 PM  
GAY PORN HAAAARD!

Goon (5/12) Movie CLIP - Gay Porn Hard (2011) HD
Youtube WJOL4xoamoQ
 
2020-05-03 5:03:14 PM  
NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.
 
2020-05-03 5:59:43 PM  

gopher321: kdawg7736: Slap Shot. That is all.

"Puttin on the foil, Coach!..."


Every game!
 
2020-05-03 6:02:33 PM  
This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe!
 
2020-05-03 7:19:08 PM  
Watched Slap Shot! yesterday.  People really listened to disco, eh?
 
2020-05-03 7:22:43 PM  
I know it's heresy, and I respect that others love it, but I've always thought Slap Shot! is highly overrated.
 
2020-05-03 8:12:59 PM  

lindalouwho: NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.


NO SPOILERS!
 
2020-05-03 8:24:16 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: lindalouwho: NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.

NO SPOILERS!


Finland took the Bronze.

/ runs
 
2020-05-03 8:41:29 PM  

lindalouwho: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: lindalouwho: NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.

NO SPOILERS!

Finland took the Bronze.

/ runs


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2020-05-03 8:42:48 PM  
0_o

Oh snap.
 
2020-05-03 8:58:39 PM  

Slackfumasta: Running Man is a great hockey movie, how was it left off this list??

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If I remember correctly his name is Sub-Zero. Put him against the Mortal Kombat character and it would an epic battle.
 
2020-05-03 10:34:36 PM  

GoodHomer: I know it's heresy, and I respect that others love it, but I've always thought Slap Shot! is highly overrated.


You're welcome to your opinion, even though it's wrong.
 
2020-05-03 10:41:51 PM  

lindalouwho: NBC is playing the hockey game from the 2010 Olympics, USA v Canada, just found it and it's already 3rd period.


My local NBC Sports is showkng Sharks classics from 1994, Pre trapezoid and the year I graduated high school.  Gotta take what we can get I guess.
 
2020-05-03 10:53:20 PM  
How do you include Happy Gilmore and not Strange Brew?  Bunch of hosers.
Strange Brew - Hockey
Youtube nBOxGFA7Oig
 
amb [TotalFark]
2020-05-03 11:54:42 PM  
By the Happy Gilmore standard, where's Wayne's World?

/Game On!
 
2020-05-04 12:03:46 AM  

amb: By the Happy Gilmore standard, where's Wayne's World?

/Game On!


Since there's no playoffs, I don't feel right without posting this.
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2020-05-04 9:31:09 AM  
Hockey night is great too.

Hockey Night
Youtube V_BDA6zkBNg
 
2020-05-04 10:56:15 AM  
While it's only an animated version of a short story, figured The Sweater would have made the list.

The Sweater
Youtube ZZyDsF-Gp3o
 
2020-05-04 11:35:48 AM  
"The Rocket" (2005)
You may recognize:
Roy Dupuis, Stephen McHattie, Sean Avery, Vincent Lecavalier


Sean Avery in a movie/doco about Maurice Richard? Why? WHY?
 
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