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(NK News)   Kimmy the Hutt has a pleasure barge with an Olympic-size pool and twin waterslides on it, because of course he does   (nknews.org) divider line
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2020-05-02 7:13:02 AM  
And I'm guessing he's the only one who ever gets to use it.

Boys and their big toys.
 
2020-05-02 9:15:29 AM  
If you can't kill off annoying uncles with aircraft cannon and build a water park for yourself and 100 of the hottest favs...well, I mean, what is the point of being an absolute dictator, really?
 
2020-05-02 9:17:51 AM  
It's clear he's not swimming any laps, why does he need a pool that big?
 
2020-05-02 11:09:19 AM  
Don't lie, subby. You'd have one of those too if you could.
 
2020-05-02 11:10:33 AM  

naughtyrev: It's clear he's not swimming any laps, why does he need a pool that big?


judging by the brown stain in the middle, nothing good.
 
2020-05-02 11:13:54 AM  
hey look, communism
 
2020-05-02 11:14:51 AM  
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He's got his own Rocket Man ride, too. You don't even need quarters.
 
2020-05-02 11:15:34 AM  
Someone should sink it, just to piss him off.
If, he's still alive.
 
2020-05-02 11:22:04 AM  
every trip down the slide, thousands of gallons of water to refill the pool.

/fat-shaming
 
2020-05-02 11:24:40 AM  
Rocket  man died, we all know this?
 
2020-05-02 11:33:37 AM  
As long as we have Donald Trump in the White House, we have no farking right to criticize any other head of state, no matter how ridiculous, incompetent, or just plain terrible they are.
 
2020-05-02 11:41:26 AM  

johnny queso: every trip down the slide, thousands of gallons of water to refill the pool.

/fat-shaming


He needs a poke in the belly

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"giggle!"
 
2020-05-02 11:53:47 AM  

naughtyrev: It's clear he's not swimming any laps, why does he need a pool that big?


for the young hotties who are gonna lounge around. The well vetted young hotties.
 
2020-05-02 12:11:29 PM  
guess what billionaires have
 
2020-05-02 12:17:08 PM  

J45Picker: As long as we have Donald Trump in the White House, we have no farking right to criticize any other head of state, no matter how ridiculous, incompetent, or just plain terrible they are.


my opinion that our constitution demands us to mock all of these assholes foreign and domestic.
 
2020-05-02 12:46:00 PM  
Old news. Somebody in the 80s thought a floating hotel (Not a cruise ship) would be a great idea, and they were spectacularly wrong.
 
2020-05-02 12:50:45 PM  
There's probably a crew-wide alert that goes out whenever he climbs to the top of the slide. Gotta bolt down everything that would start sliding around when the center of gravity changes.
 
2020-05-02 1:06:19 PM  
I want a pleasure barge.
 
2020-05-02 1:18:01 PM  

LesserEvil: Old news. Somebody in the 80s thought a floating hotel (Not a cruise ship) would be a great idea, and they were spectacularly wrong.


Funny you should mention the floating hotel it's actually been in North Korea since 1998.  The linked article is mostly about the pool barge as well, but it gets into the Kims' other watercraft as well.
 
2020-05-02 1:29:47 PM  
Seems like it would make an easy target for a Tomahawk. Pretty easy to spot and track.
 
2020-05-02 2:37:06 PM  
Kim is the closest thing to a real life Bond villain that we have.
 
2020-05-02 3:20:52 PM  

Flashfyr3: I want a pleasure barge.


Pleasure Barge would be a great band name or a mother insult.
 
2020-05-02 4:09:42 PM  
A boat that's a pool, so you can float while you float?

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KJU could probably break the universe by floating in that pool on an inflatable lounger, with the boat parked in a lake on Glover Island, Newfoundland.
 
2020-05-02 6:29:20 PM  

Xzano: naughtyrev: It's clear he's not swimming any laps, why does he need a pool that big?

for the young hotties who are gonna lounge around. The well vetted young hotties.


I get that part of it, but you don't need an Olympic size pool for lounging hotties.
 
2020-05-02 7:59:43 PM  

naughtyrev: Xzano: naughtyrev: It's clear he's not swimming any laps, why does he need a pool that big?

for the young hotties who are gonna lounge around. The well vetted young hotties.

I get that part of it, but you don't need an Olympic size pool for lounging hotties.


The sheer extravagance is the point of it.
 
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