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2020-05-01 6:08:48 PM  
The disease decimating the blue tits of Germany can't be overlooked either.
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/tee hee
 
2020-05-01 6:22:22 PM  
If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.
 
2020-05-01 8:49:29 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.


I am religious, and thought it was definitely God sending a message to Il Douche that the two things he bragged on the most - the stock market and the jobs numbers - could all be wiped away by a Biblical plague.
 
2020-05-01 11:28:51 PM  
IT IS AN EX-PARROT!
 
2020-05-01 11:28:59 PM  
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2020-05-01 11:30:20 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.


Well then stay inside and be afraid. Besides God has been watching you masturbate and she is a jealous God, according to God.

Oh and Hannibal is at the gates.
 
2020-05-01 11:30:57 PM  

MaelstromFL: IT IS AN EX-PARROT!


it took 4 post to get a MP reference?!? I'm disappointed!
 
2020-05-01 11:31:56 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.


Oh hush. The Earth is doing just fine. Viruses are a form of life too you know, no need to be such a bigot agains those, and we should be proud at creating so many this last century

And who cares if mankind kills off most all the animals, and itself along with it? All manner of flora and fauna will flourish in our absence, and the air and oceans will recover in time as well
 
2020-05-01 11:32:38 PM  

bluorangefyre: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

I am religious, and thought it was definitely God sending a message to Il Douche that the two things he bragged on the most - the stock market and the jobs numbers - could all be wiped away by a Biblical plague.


So then all is well. You will be with her soon. Oh and she is always with you. Wait a sec. Something isn't making sense. Oh that's right you need to suffer so you know her mercy. In her name that is.

Enjoy your suffering.
 
2020-05-01 11:33:21 PM  

MaelstromFL: IT IS AN EX-PARROT!


No, it's a cock or two or three.

And it's pining.
 
2020-05-01 11:33:36 PM  

rcain: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

Oh hush. The Earth is doing just fine. Viruses are a form of life too you know, no need to be such a bigot agains those, and we should be proud at creating so many this last century

And who cares if mankind kills off most all the animals, and itself along with it? All manner of flora and fauna will flourish in our absence, and the air and oceans will recover in time as well


If you want to read something interesting, you might want to do a little Google searching for the theory that viruses are not living things.
 
2020-05-01 11:36:38 PM  

swarrt: MaelstromFL: IT IS AN EX-PARROT!

it took 4 post to get a MP reference?!? I'm disappointed!


I was typing as fast as I can!
 
2020-05-01 11:37:12 PM  
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Bird problems, America style.
 
2020-05-01 11:38:14 PM  
Looks like the birds have been eating too many Skittles.
 
2020-05-01 11:39:34 PM  

Cythraul: rcain: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

Oh hush. The Earth is doing just fine. Viruses are a form of life too you know, no need to be such a bigot agains those, and we should be proud at creating so many this last century

And who cares if mankind kills off most all the animals, and itself along with it? All manner of flora and fauna will flourish in our absence, and the air and oceans will recover in time as well

If you want to read something interesting, you might want to do a little Google searching for the theory that viruses are not living things.


They are on the line, with things like fire and crystals.
 
2020-05-01 11:39:47 PM  

bluorangefyre: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

I am religious, and thought it was definitely God sending a message to Il Douche that the two things he bragged on the most - the stock market and the jobs numbers - could all be wiped away by a Biblical plague.


Yes the deaths, illness and hardships of the poor, meek, and powerless as a form of punishment for a single individual is truly the sign of a benevolent god.
I thought wrathful gods went away when Jesus showed up.
 
2020-05-01 11:41:53 PM  
"Look at this! Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!"
 
2020-05-01 11:51:32 PM  
Parrot singing let the bodies hit the floor!
Youtube _48JNlRIERw
 
2020-05-01 11:54:39 PM  
I bet trump is responsible for this
 
2020-05-01 11:54:43 PM  
Maybe that movie The Core is coming true?
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The magnetic pole is shifting.
 
2020-05-01 11:56:44 PM  
Waiting for religious nutjob to say "See those lorikeet colors? Gay flag colors! God hates FLAGS!"
 
2020-05-01 11:58:21 PM  

Spartapuss: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/_48JNlRI​ERw?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


What in the flying fark!! LOL
That's a creepy-ass bird.
 
2020-05-02 12:00:41 AM  

C18H27NO3: Spartapuss: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/_48JNlRI​ERw?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

What in the flying fark!! LOL
That's a creepy-ass bird.


One, nothing's wrong with it. Nothing's wrong with it.
 
2020-05-02 12:08:07 AM  

great_tigers: I bet trump is responsible for this


Your gonna be sorry when it turns out to be windmill cancer.
 
2020-05-02 12:09:39 AM  
No, its the 5G.  I just knew there was something evil about it!
 
2020-05-02 12:12:51 AM  

Cythraul: rcain: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

Oh hush. The Earth is doing just fine. Viruses are a form of life too you know, no need to be such a bigot agains those, and we should be proud at creating so many this last century

And who cares if mankind kills off most all the animals, and itself along with it? All manner of flora and fauna will flourish in our absence, and the air and oceans will recover in time as well

If you want to read something interesting, you might want to do a little Google searching for the theory that viruses are not living things.


In the sense that they have RNA, I consider that life enough. They evolve, and adapt. Maybe they don't have certain biological functions, but they reproduce, infect and die -- a lifecycle

But hey, this is fark, so be nitpicking and pedantic, because you are so farking superior
 
2020-05-02 12:36:17 AM  
BIRDS AREN'T REAL! Wake up sheeple!
 
2020-05-02 12:41:36 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: bluorangefyre: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

I am religious, and thought it was definitely God sending a message to Il Douche that the two things he bragged on the most - the stock market and the jobs numbers - could all be wiped away by a Biblical plague.

So then all is well. You will be with her soon. Oh and she is always with you. Wait a sec. Something isn't making sense. Oh that's right you need to suffer so you know her mercy. In her name that is.

Enjoy your suffering.


About five months into it, actually.  I was deemed non-essential by my company before non-essential was a thing.  Actually, I had a chance to stay on and work drilling holes into parts, but on third shift.  My body has a severe allergic reaction to working that shift.  I was also going to likely take a huge paycut, and I was already kinda pissed I was making less in my job than somebody not even alive when I started my first job.  I took the opportunity to go back to school, so it worked out.
 
2020-05-02 12:50:01 AM  
Polly want a vaccine.
 
2020-05-02 12:57:47 AM  
RIP, Caroll

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2020-05-02 1:06:53 AM  
Gee, and I just started following Bee's Balcony on IG, which is a lady in Brisbane who feeds a flock of lorikeets.
 
2020-05-02 1:07:17 AM  
I smoke, watching, and roaches are clapping their legs.
 
2020-05-02 1:18:08 AM  
They're just stunned.
 
2020-05-02 1:52:19 AM  
Yeah? Maybe it is. Why dont we shut down the entire economy so a few boomers dont die a couple years early? Are we really going to do this every time a novel virus shows up?
 
2020-05-02 1:55:04 AM  
For the love of god, no matter how much you love the recipe, no one eat any parrot tatar until this is all over.  The last thing we need is for this damn virus to mutate and spread to humans while the corona stuff is going on, or worse, just after we get over it.
 
2020-05-02 2:14:56 AM  
This is just the beginning.

They will soon learn to use quills to fake death reports and adjust wills to favor themselves

It was the end game the entire time
 
2020-05-02 3:39:23 AM  

bluorangefyre: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

I am religious, and thought it was definitely God sending a message to Il Douche that the two things he bragged on the most - the stock market and the jobs numbers - could all be wiped away by a Biblical plague.


He'd do something more localised (hopefully), like mole infestations in all Trump's golf resorts.
 
2020-05-02 3:39:40 AM  

ThatsUnfortunate: No, its the 5G.  I just knew there was something evil about it!


No, it's con trails and Obama's earthquake weapon. Or the Dream Time taking revenge.
 
2020-05-02 3:41:33 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

Well then stay inside and be afraid. Besides God has been watching you masturbate and she is a jealous God, according to God.

Oh and Hannibal is at the gates.


2/3 of God is confirmed male, unless preferred pronouns were a thing at the beginning of time
 
2020-05-02 3:41:41 AM  

Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Yeah? Maybe it is. Why dont we shut down the entire economy so a few boomers dont die a couple years early? Are we really going to do this every time a novel virus shows up?


a few boomers? It already exceeds the Vietnam death toll. And they aren't all old.
 
2020-05-02 3:44:19 AM  

Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Yeah? Maybe it is. Why dont we shut down the entire economy so a few boomers dont die a couple years early? Are we really going to do this every time a novel virus shows up?


You're edgy, that's what you are.
 
2020-05-02 3:54:59 AM  
The time is now
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/this is who we are
 
2020-05-02 4:05:39 AM  

Spartapuss: [YouTube video: Parrot singing let the bodies hit the floor!]


That's awesome and creepy.  My cockatiels don't have that kind of vocal ability but they are really good at whistling Twisted Nerve (the tune associated with Elle in Kill Bill)
 
2020-05-02 4:22:37 AM  
I'm not sure how much credence we should place in this story. Other headlines on the same website:

Are All These Bright Meteor Fireballs Exploding in the Night Sky a Sign of the End Times?

Boy Eaten Alive by Stray Pigs After Wandering Out of His House in India
Warning of Giant Tsunami to Hit Japan... And Fukushima Will Be Submerged Again

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2020-05-02 4:27:03 AM  

Stochastic Cow: I'm not sure how much credence we should place in this story. Other headlines on the same website:

Are All These Bright Meteor Fireballs Exploding in the Night Sky a Sign of the End Times?

Boy Eaten Alive by Stray Pigs After Wandering Out of His House in India
Warning of Giant Tsunami to Hit Japan... And Fukushima Will Be Submerged Again

(Actual links removed to avoid being mistaken for spammer)


I'm willing to almost nothing.
 
2020-05-02 5:00:59 AM  

crumblecat: Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Yeah? Maybe it is. Why dont we shut down the entire economy so a few boomers dont die a couple years early? Are we really going to do this every time a novel virus shows up?

a few boomers? It already exceeds the Vietnam death toll. And they aren't all old.


==================================

Ok lets play this out. 

We have 3 possibilities right now and  none of them are a guarantee.

1) Vaccine - When? Maybe never. Lots of people dying until then.
2) Herd immunity - When? Maybe never. Lots of people dying until then.
3) No vaccine and no herd immunity- We are all frkked

Sure its more than a few boomers. Its 10s of thousands (maybe millions?) in the US alone. 10s of thousands of people who would have died from other means within 10-15 years at best. 

The point of the shutdown wasnt to stop the virus. It was to buffer the medical system. Boomers were still going to die. Maybe boomers should have listened to experts more.
 
2020-05-02 5:08:05 AM  

Cormee: Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Yeah? Maybe it is. Why dont we shut down the entire economy so a few boomers dont die a couple years early? Are we really going to do this every time a novel virus shows up?

You're edgy, that's what you are.


Its amazing my edges fit up your ass with your head. The point of the shutdown wasnt to stop the virus. It was to buffer the medical system. Boomers were still going to die. We cant short the future to prop up the past. Plus this wont be the last pandemic.
 
2020-05-02 5:12:23 AM  

rcain: Cythraul: rcain: ecmoRandomNumbers: If I were religious, I'd be getting nervous about the wrath of god now.

Instead, I'm nervous that we've done irreparable harm to our entire planet and we're going to last long enough to reap the whirlwind from our selfish practices.

Oh hush. The Earth is doing just fine. Viruses are a form of life too you know, no need to be such a bigot agains those, and we should be proud at creating so many this last century

And who cares if mankind kills off most all the animals, and itself along with it? All manner of flora and fauna will flourish in our absence, and the air and oceans will recover in time as well

If you want to read something interesting, you might want to do a little Google searching for the theory that viruses are not living things.

In the sense that they have RNA, I consider that life enough. They evolve, and adapt. Maybe they don't have certain biological functions, but they reproduce, infect and die -- a lifecycle

But hey, this is fark, so be nitpicking and pedantic, because you are so farking superior


Be "nitpicking and pedantic," as opposed to needlessly hostile?  Because, you are so farking superior?
 
2020-05-02 5:15:12 AM  

Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Cormee: Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Yeah? Maybe it is. Why dont we shut down the entire economy so a few boomers dont die a couple years early? Are we really going to do this every time a novel virus shows up?

You're edgy, that's what you are.

Its amazing my edges fit up your ass with your head. The point of the shutdown wasnt to stop the virus. It was to buffer the medical system. Boomers were still going to die. We cant short the future to prop up the past. Plus this wont be the last pandemic.


Tough guy too. You have all the shiat going on 😍
 
2020-05-02 5:18:10 AM  

Cormee: Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Cormee: Im wearing the shirt of the band Im going to see: Yeah? Maybe it is. Why dont we shut down the entire economy so a few boomers dont die a couple years early? Are we really going to do this every time a novel virus shows up?

You're edgy, that's what you are.

Its amazing my edges fit up your ass with your head. The point of the shutdown wasnt to stop the virus. It was to buffer the medical system. Boomers were still going to die. We cant short the future to prop up the past. Plus this wont be the last pandemic.

Tough guy too. You have all the shiat going on 😍


yawn
 
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