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(Twitch.tv)   Livestream is going to be a half-ass Daily News Summary - half-ass because Sierra is going to sub for Dallan. Come see what Drew's zero video experience results in, along with what his 10-year old punkass daughter thinks of today's news. 7pm et   (twitch.tv) divider line
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2020-05-01 5:21:03 PM  
Once Dallan sobered up this morning he realized that he couldn't both celebrate his wedding anniversary -and- do a watch party.  So I'm gonna try to run the stream tonight.  I have no video rig and zero experience so it's gonna be laptop cam and mic all the way.  Sierra's going to try to help me out, we'll see what results from that
 
2020-05-01 5:22:59 PM  
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2020-05-01 5:25:32 PM  
Oh...I have a feeling this is gonna be FUN.

Sierra, NO WINE!
 
2020-05-01 5:31:02 PM  

GratefullyAlive: Oh...I have a feeling this is gonna be FUN.

Sierra, NO WINE!


I just assumed they'd be trading shots of brown the whole time, especially with it being Derby Weekend and all.
 
2020-05-01 5:34:01 PM  

elvisaintdead: GratefullyAlive: Oh...I have a feeling this is gonna be FUN.

Sierra, NO WINE!

I just assumed they'd be trading shots of brown the whole time, especially with it being Derby Weekend and all.


There's a little sugar and mint in a julep, it's not just a shot!
 
2020-05-01 5:34:44 PM  
What movie did you pick Drew?  or is it a surprise?
 
2020-05-01 5:38:25 PM  
I guess that's one way to be supportive and set your kid up for success.
 
2020-05-01 5:45:50 PM  
This is what attracts and accumulates phlogiston.
 
2020-05-01 5:52:06 PM  

GratefullyAlive: What movie did you pick Drew?  or is it a surprise?


Gonna wait for Dallan to do one, I can't figure anything out on my own
 
2020-05-01 5:52:18 PM  
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2020-05-01 6:03:10 PM  
I'll be there with Belzon!
 
2020-05-01 6:03:54 PM  
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2020-05-01 6:14:34 PM  
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2020-05-01 6:22:24 PM  

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I would smart you but...oh, I can't
 
2020-05-01 6:26:31 PM  
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2020-05-01 6:27:29 PM  
Drew, this is your last warning to steam Valorant.

Valorant is possibly the hardest sport that has ever been invented.  It is Counter-Strike but they added guns to it.  Here is a chart of the ranking system in the game.

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I'm running the calculations right now, and if you stream Valorant during these Twitch sessions, I'd estimate that you could pocket at least a half-million dollars every month, and perhaps even more, if you can get into Bronze League.

Valorant is basically the e-Sports equivalent of Bitcoin.  The first fifty million or so people who stream the game on a regular nightly basis are never going to have to work another job in their life.  I'm already planning to stream the main menu while I am off working out.  This is your chance to find purpose in your time on this planet.

We're all counting on you to do the right thing.  When I pull up Twitch in half-an-hour, I better see you downloading that damn game.  Also, make sure you say "like and subscribe" repeatedly in order to maximize your revenue.  Like and subscribe.
 
2020-05-01 6:27:44 PM  

GratefullyAlive: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [Fark user image 682x366]

I would smart you but...oh, I can't


Blame Drew. He used me as an example to prove that three tags would "work."

\ Plus, I'm not smart.
\\ I have three tags!
 
2020-05-01 6:30:11 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GratefullyAlive: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [Fark user image 682x366]

I would smart you but...oh, I can't

Blame Drew. He used me as an example to prove that three tags would "work."

\ Plus, I'm not smart.
\\ I have three tags!


Now I feel relatively sane. Thanks!
 
2020-05-01 6:35:28 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GratefullyAlive: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [Fark user image 682x366]

I would smart you but...oh, I can't

Blame Drew. He used me as an example to prove that three tags would "work."

\ Plus, I'm not smart.
\\ I have three tags!

Now I feel relatively sane. Thanks!


Judicious use of the word "relatively".
 
2020-05-01 6:39:01 PM  

Drew: GratefullyAlive: What movie did you pick Drew?  or is it a surprise?

Gonna wait for Dallan to do one, I can't figure anything out on my own


Go with A Boy and His Dog. That movie sounds light, wholesome and fun.
 
2020-05-01 6:42:38 PM  
Drew

Intro Music

Emerson, Lake and Palmer - Welcome Back My Friends
Youtube 0VsifANR96s
 
2020-05-01 6:44:10 PM  
Drew, you best break out the bourbon.
 
2020-05-01 6:50:36 PM  

Moodock: Drew, you best break out the bourbon.


NO! NOT THE BOURBON!
 
2020-05-01 6:51:42 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: NO! NOT THE BOURBON!


It will make things interesting and the pol tab may get nuked.
 
2020-05-01 6:52:50 PM  

Moodock: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: NO! NOT THE BOURBON!

It will make things interesting and the pol tab may get nuked.


You clearly weren't alive the last time we nuked the pol tab.

They were everywhere.

No one was safe.
 
2020-05-01 6:56:34 PM  
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2020-05-01 6:58:25 PM  
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2020-05-01 7:05:14 PM  
My soon-to-be ten-year-old now wants us to do a webcast.  Not happening, since I don't have the video know-how to do one.
 
2020-05-01 7:06:56 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GratefullyAlive: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [Fark user image 682x366]

I would smart you but...oh, I can't

Blame Drew. He used me as an example to prove that three tags would "work."

\ Plus, I'm not smart.
\\ I have three tags!


Question is...if you buy another colour tag, what happens? Does your name take up two lines? Might be worth the $500 just to find out...
 
2020-05-01 7:34:00 PM  

Shaggy_C: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GratefullyAlive: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [Fark user image 682x366]

I would smart you but...oh, I can't

Blame Drew. He used me as an example to prove that three tags would "work."

\ Plus, I'm not smart.
\\ I have three tags!

Question is...if you buy another colour tag, what happens? Does your name take up two lines? Might be worth the $500 just to find out...


Already tried, one tag only Vasily.
No option to sponsor either.
 
2020-05-01 7:41:23 PM  
That was a fun break.  Thanks!
 
2020-05-01 7:41:28 PM  
Best ever Drew...Thanks.
 
2020-05-01 7:42:52 PM  
Well, that was half assed, and half Sierra.
 
2020-05-01 7:46:16 PM  
Dude, your kids are gonna run circles around you. Good luck.
 
2020-05-01 7:51:37 PM  
Hi, Sierra!  Welcome to Fark!
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2020-05-01 7:57:04 PM  

Sliding Carp: Hi, Sierra!  Welcome to Fark!
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Social spacing and it's a job!
 
2020-05-01 8:08:32 PM  

Sliding Carp: Hi, Sierra!  Welcome to Fark!
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+1
 
2020-05-01 8:09:42 PM  
If you exclude Dalans bear, she has more hair than both of them
 
2020-05-01 8:13:10 PM  

elvisaintdead: GratefullyAlive: Oh...I have a feeling this is gonna be FUN.

Sierra, NO WINE!

I just assumed they'd be trading shots of brown the whole time, especially with it being Derby Weekend and all.


Turtle races! WOO!

/KY's other state animal
 
2020-05-01 8:13:34 PM  

GratefullyAlive: Drew

Intro Music

[YouTube video: Emerson, Lake and Palmer - Welcome Back My Friends]


Savoy Brown - Hellbound Train deadstop
Youtube rOCLkBCntGE
 
2020-05-01 8:17:22 PM  
Does this mean our flags will be flown at half-ass?
 
2020-05-01 8:50:52 PM  
OMG. I learned so much from that.

The blackmail potential alone is YUUUGE.

Key take-away:  Drew is Homer Simpson. The Kids are Bart, Lisa and the Other One. Drew playing "Who's Your Daddy?" Homer trying to keep Maggie from killing him. Simpsons did it.

But seriously, when Sierra first came on and was quiet, she could have been twenty-something. She was acting like she was listening to unheard music and into her Daddy's wine.

She's so pretty, like a Rosetti painting, animated.

And the boy is cute too. They are just totally Bart and Lisa--acting their age one moment and preternaturally old and wise child-dults the next.

I sort of miss the lively news stream, but hey, good job everybody. Shout out to Sister Maggie. Don't shoot anybody I wouldn't shoot.
 
2020-05-01 8:53:48 PM  
Totes adorbs. Do the kids still say that? They're not making any more Adventure Times, so I don't know.
 
2020-05-01 9:28:47 PM  

brantgoose: They're not making any more Adventure Times, so I don't know.



And he had such love for Huntress Wizard.
 
2020-05-01 10:10:51 PM  
Another fellate Drew thread.
 
2020-05-01 11:19:41 PM  

WTFDYW: Another fellate Drew thread.


Drew is fine with this.  He's got your 5 bucks for TF.  5 bucks is 5 bucks.  Box wine is cheap and some of it good.
 
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