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2020-05-01 12:02:09 PM  
Liar.
Fark has told me only old people die.
 
2020-05-01 3:10:24 PM  
COVID-19 turned me into a newt!
 
2020-05-01 3:51:31 PM  
So, if someone wearing no mask approaches your kids and says "I have Coronavirus", is that now considered a deadly threat?
 
2020-05-01 3:56:37 PM  
The twelve year olds want to accept the risk! They will die for our country's economy! Why won't you let them show their patriotism?!!
 
2020-05-01 3:56:59 PM  
He's going to write some shiatty book now, isn't he?
 
2020-05-01 4:08:35 PM  
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2020-05-01 4:12:14 PM  
And doing better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster.

/ Stolen from my soon-to-be redlit headline.
 
2020-05-01 4:15:07 PM  
Must have been brain dead.
 
2020-05-01 4:21:10 PM  

Literally Addicted: Must have been brain dead.


Nah, she's too young to vote.
 
2020-05-01 4:25:52 PM  
Thought for sure when I clicked this was an article about Kim Jung Un...
 
2020-05-01 4:39:08 PM  
"Worried about missing school?"  Oh honey, don't worry, you can make it up at the end of the year.  ;)
 
2020-05-01 4:43:24 PM  
Just don't make it into a book that gets optioned for a movie.
 
2020-05-01 4:44:09 PM  

stevenboof: He's going to write some shiatty book now, isn't he?


Who's he?
 
2020-05-01 4:44:26 PM  
Only mostly dead, but still that's going one better than you or I.
 
2020-05-01 4:59:06 PM  
Nobody who has been dead has ever come back (including Jesus, fundies). Your heart temporarily stopping is not death, lack of brain activity is death.
 
2020-05-01 5:12:25 PM  
Headshot. Double-tap. Problem solved.
 
2020-05-01 5:29:39 PM  

eddie_irvine: Nobody who has been dead has ever come back (including Jesus, fundies). Your heart temporarily stopping is not death, lack of brain activity is death.


Yup. Dead is dead. If you are up and about now, regardless of your previous state, you weren't dead
 
2020-05-01 5:42:48 PM  

HighlanderRPI: So, if someone wearing no mask approaches your kids and says "I have Coronavirus", is that now considered a deadly threat?


That's a very valid question. Last month there was talk in the Justice Department about making such an assault an act of terrorism since COVID19 is considered a biological agent.
 
2020-05-01 5:49:00 PM  
Side effect: inexplicable hunger for brains.
 
2020-05-01 5:56:01 PM  
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2020-05-01 6:33:14 PM  

eddie_irvine: Nobody who has been dead has ever come back (including Jesus, fundies). Your heart temporarily stopping is not death, lack of brain activity is death.


And it was a witnessed arrest.
It was ACLS that resuscitated her, not CPR.
Drugs and electricity restart your heart. Chest compressions just keep the blood from pooling while you get that stuff ready.
 
2020-05-01 6:41:38 PM  
 
2020-05-01 6:51:23 PM  
Volbeat - Die To Live (Official Video) ft. Neil Fallon
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2020-05-01 8:05:11 PM  
Wait, so which column does this get put under?
 
2020-05-01 10:37:10 PM  
Great episode
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2020-05-01 10:38:08 PM  
Putting all the Fark Snark aside, I needed some tissues at the end there. I know how that feels.

I tried to type the story out just now, but I can't. Even nearly a decade later, I can't.

You *have* to lie to them and tell them everything is going to be OK, even if you're not sure, even if you *know* it won't be OK. Even if it tears you apart inside, you have to put on that Dad/Mom face and be reassuring, for them.

I'm glad the kid came out OK.
 
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