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(Politico)   Things people are buying online now due to the pandemic instead of in-person: Groceries, Liquor, Politicians   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Barack Obama, cocktail-hour events, Joe Biden, Fundraising, Hillary Rodham Clinton, United States presidential election, 2008, virtual fundraiser, Presumptive nominee  
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2020-05-01 1:54:26 PM  
(._. ) little has changed for me.
 
2020-05-01 6:56:24 PM  
$10 & Google Duo lets you meet Anthony Weiner.

/ or is it Anthony's wiener ?
 
2020-05-01 8:21:05 PM  

Driver: $10 & Google Duo lets you meet Anthony Weiner.

/ or is it Anthony's wiener ?


If you're a minor it's free.
 
2020-05-01 10:37:38 PM  
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2020-05-01 10:47:00 PM  
I signed up for monthly instacart delivery thinking I'd use it for a couple three months during the quarantine, but I may never set foot in a grocery store again I love it so much.

/tip your delivery person 20% at least if you can
 
2020-05-01 10:50:39 PM  
Well, fark, I'm not walking down to the corner for a goddamn politician!
 
2020-05-01 10:51:39 PM  
2020 needs to stop trying to outdumb itself. Simple f*cker gonna choke on its own spit.
 
2020-05-01 10:51:53 PM  
I only got one out of three. Oh well.
 
2020-05-01 11:12:22 PM  
I think that politicians and bureaucrats should be legally obliged to take their backsheesh in person, hand touching hand, no gloves. This would be the last trace of nobility, kingship and honour in the world, and it would give Trump, McConnell, Paul and all the others a chance to meet their Maker, the Rona, and possibly their duties towards the people, humanity and the world.

Imagine Trump after being told he has the Rona and that the prognosis is not good. He would move Heaven and Hell to save His Precious.

Nasty Hobbitses would be his first, last and only concern, in the form of a Ring to Rule Them All.

If you don't physically touch the money and the hand that gives it, fark you. You eat worms and die.
 
2020-05-01 11:13:43 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Well, fark, I'm not walking down to the corner for a goddamn politician!


Why is your star behind the mortar board? Does that mean you are a stable genius or some kind of public intellectual star?
 
2020-05-01 11:15:14 PM  

brantgoose: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Well, fark, I'm not walking down to the corner for a goddamn politician!

Why is your star behind the mortar board? Does that mean you are a stable genius or some kind of public intellectual star?


Maybe it just means your name is a bit too long. I've got one of those. My real birth name is 27 letters. It makes an anagram that would take a computer 100,000,000 years to solve, but that a smart anagrammer can do in under 30 minutes.
 
2020-05-01 11:15:28 PM  
Politicians are not a purchase. They're an investment.
 
2020-05-01 11:15:41 PM  
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2020-05-01 11:16:13 PM  
I have double Middle Names, a Christian Name, four family names and four first names. All in 27 letters. It's a very Anglo French thing to do.
 
2020-05-01 11:17:24 PM  
They take credit card now?
 
2020-05-01 11:18:14 PM  

shpritz: Politicians are not a purchase. They're an investment.


I would say a sinking fund or annuity, myself. Investment sounds like they are worth something. Purchase conveys the false idea that a politician stays paid for.
 
2020-05-01 11:19:32 PM  

dericwater: They take credit card now?


Why not? Whores and pimps do. Hell, you can pay by credit card in some churches, synagogues, mosques and temples. Religion is not slow to percieve monetary gain.
 
2020-05-01 11:20:16 PM  
Perceive? Fark.
 
2020-05-01 11:40:12 PM  
Buy a politician online? Like a camgirl?
 
2020-05-01 11:59:19 PM  

timmmmah!: I signed up for monthly instacart delivery thinking I'd use it for a couple three months during the quarantine, but I may never set foot in a grocery store again I love it so much.

/tip your delivery person 20% at least if you can


That tip thingee is hard for someone who has Amazon Prime. I keep forgetting and end tipping late. I'm not cheap but my sensitivity meter has been jarred by the Trump era.
 
2020-05-02 12:43:36 AM  
My plan is to up my Zoom game next week. My company hasn't shut down custom images and videos yet because... Penis?

So my scheme is to record a 20 second loop of me bored at my webcam. I'll be off screen, saying stupid shiat back on the "hello part.

When the meeting begins, I'll come back into frame and disable the loop of me working.

Okay or good?
 
2020-05-02 12:56:12 AM  
My housekeeper's day job is at an Amazon warehouse. I asked her how things have changed because of the virus.

"So many dildos."
 
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