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2020-04-30 8:01:27 PM  
26 votes:
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Whew! What a relief.
 
2020-04-30 5:08:05 PM  
25 votes:
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/A Blanche Dividian?
 
2020-04-30 9:14:04 PM  
12 votes:

gul_jay: eh, with the warning, i thought it was gonna be a little more intense.

oh well... here's what cat swearing looks like:

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Our cats are more likely to resort to action than gestures or meows.

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2020-04-30 8:25:15 PM  
12 votes:

clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.


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2020-04-30 3:31:33 PM  
12 votes:
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The latest in plague technology.
 
2020-04-30 8:19:25 PM  
11 votes:
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"Good Lord Karen... when are you going back to work?!"
 
2020-05-01 2:35:02 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-04-30 6:55:24 PM  
10 votes:

clodcomplex: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x566]

For those of you thinking... "I bet that guy was yelling something highly intelligent"

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2020-04-30 3:29:44 PM  
9 votes:
You don't expect me to believe in all this virus nonsense, do you? I mean, it's just a cold. Lamestream media and their conspiracies, I swear.
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2020-04-30 10:49:44 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-04-30 6:42:32 PM  
8 votes:

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For those of you thinking... "I bet that guy was yelling something highly intelligent"

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2020-04-30 6:22:21 PM  
8 votes:

null: In other news,
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/here-​are-9-existing-drugs-that-show-promise​-to-treat-covid-19-according-to-medica​l-scientists/

You might not want to take any cough products that contain DXM for your coronavirus cough.


I wont even listen to his music!
 
2020-05-01 11:18:05 AM  
7 votes:
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2020-05-01 9:22:40 AM  
7 votes:
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2020-04-30 5:47:37 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-05-01 1:52:37 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-05-01 12:02:17 AM  
6 votes:
found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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2020-04-30 9:36:17 PM  
6 votes:
AOTD:

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2020-04-30 9:06:42 PM  
6 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: null: Yes, this is a thing, lay on your stomach, not your back and not sitting up in a chair if you're having some difficulty breathing.

Can you imagine how many Standard Americans can't do this.


Most of them.
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2020-04-30 8:14:43 PM  
6 votes:

CrazyCurt: What the actual fark ... Was watching MSNBC via NBC dot com through Comcrap/Xfinity and they cut me off. Just chop. I get a message now. "You are not allowed to watch this service on this device." They HATE Linux and I can't use their "Streaming" dreck on that machine. I must have Windows or Apple's OS ( whatever it is and I do not care ). No exceptions! I was having no problems until just a moment ago. WTF?

/ Add in that channel scanning BS of yesterday for over the air digital -- pretty sure MAGATs are preparing for martial law.


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2020-04-30 8:01:22 PM  
6 votes:

Sarah Jessica Farker: home  nerve block right hand probably at least 12 more hours  bed soon


I was hoping for a post closer to this.
I am disappoint.


David After Dentist
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But seriously - I hope you are recovering well.
 
2020-04-30 5:38:12 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-05-01 12:16:55 AM  
5 votes:

Auntie Cheesus: Spice Must Flow: I'm guessing there are lots of folks from Elko looking forward to becoming the Lavoy Finecum of the Haircut Tantrum movement.

You mean Elko now has more than one motel, one mediocre coffee shop and the Chevy dealer these days?


When I left it had four brothels and the dive bar where I used to work. They even got a fancy picture show.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Elko?
If it was invented anywhere else they would've called it the teethbrush.
 
2020-04-30 10:06:09 PM  
5 votes:

TBC: null:

The high level administrators at work aren't wearing masks.

I've begged for us to get masks.

There are apparently f*cking N95 masks available for the high level administrators who aren't wearing them but us peons who have to a) handle tons of equipment and b) travel b ...

Me and one other person are the only people in the office who wear masks. We both have only ho-made, non-filter, fabric masks. Can't find gloves in town, work is providing a box of vinyl XL gloves, but I have tiny hands. No smalls to be had. I left a message at my fave local tattoo shop hoping desperately that they'll actually listen to their voicemails, asking if I can buy some gloves from them, cuz I know they have nitrile gloves and likely more than one size. There's no hope for N95 masks for us, though I did ask my boss if maybe she should talk to the company that does our UA processing if maybe they can hook us up with gloves that are sized correctly.

Most of my clients don't wear masks. Many of them couldn't access them anyway, but there are a number of them (like the gentleman I mentioned in my previous post) who wouldn't wear them if they did have access.


Ho's gotta do what the can to make money in this economy.
 
2020-04-30 9:39:13 PM  
5 votes:

gul_jay: AOTD:

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I'm calling FAKE! That's a funny looking bunny and the waffle isn't on his head.
 
2020-04-30 9:27:40 PM  
5 votes:

Aetre: gul_jay: eh, with the warning, i thought it was gonna be a little more intense.

oh well... here's what cat swearing looks like:

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Our cats are more likely to resort to action than gestures or meows.

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i'm sure that was an accident.


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2020-04-30 6:54:20 PM  
5 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

That unfortunate choice of facial hair...


I liked him better in Trailer Park Boys
 
2020-04-30 5:05:51 PM  
5 votes:

Sarah Jessica Farker: Bookmark for when I am on the other side of surgery.

Waiting now after filling out forms. They had me switch out my Fark mask for one of their paper ones.


Best wishes! Be sure to post something here post-op before the anesthetic wears off completely.
 
2020-05-01 3:19:14 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-05-01 1:26:02 AM  
4 votes:

Auntie Cheesus: Breaking news:

Our very own Anastacya just texted me to let me know she's in labor.  Updates as they come in to Auntie's phone.


What a Anastacya might look like. (GIS)
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/also got nothing
 
2020-05-01 12:29:19 AM  
4 votes:

JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20


Balm:

A T-rex passes out toilet paper. End of Days? Nope, it's COVID-19 life in Peoria
Youtube RaMcYv7cvAQ
 
2020-05-01 12:09:30 AM  
4 votes:
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TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-05-01 12:06:38 AM  
4 votes:

Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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If those side fins don't flap in the wind, there is no justice in the world.
 
2020-04-30 10:27:39 PM  
4 votes:

Aetre: gul_jay: eh, with the warning, i thought it was gonna be a little more intense.

oh well... here's what cat swearing looks like:

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Our cats are more likely to resort to action than gestures or meows.

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Lol.

Yesterday as I was getting ready to head to the office after working from home in the morning, I noticed that my wallet, sunglasses, 2 sets of keys, and hand sanitizer bottle were all on the bar stool by the kitchen counter instead of on the counter where I'd left them. Apparently El Gato knocked my entire array of leaving the house for work stuff off the counter in a bid to wake me up for breakfast. That was all before he went into the bedroom and pleaded his case from the nightstand.

/Ahoy-hoy Maddites.
 
2020-04-30 10:08:38 PM  
4 votes:

PopcornJunky: Sarah Jessica Farker: home  nerve block right hand probably at least 12 more hours  bed soon

I was hoping for a post closer to this.
I am disappoint.


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But seriously - I hope you are recovering well.


http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com​/​2010/09/party.html

PAAAARP!!!!
 
2020-04-30 9:26:11 PM  
4 votes:

Kegovitch: Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW


i was definitely there last Friday, and various other days the past few weeks. sometimes the intensity is too much.

also, OATD?

only apples taste delicious?
 
2020-04-30 8:54:40 PM  
4 votes:
The best moment for Bubbles, nsfw.
can you read my son?
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2020-05-01 2:43:22 PM  
3 votes:

EighthDay: clodcomplex: Holy shiat, Kayleigh McEnany may have done some preparation for this briefing that didn't have a Johnny Walker label on it.
Her answers are still bullshiat.
But she delivers them pretty well.

She's horrible


Look, I'm not here to defend her. She's a moran. She's a sychophant. She's a terrible person. But it's refreshing to be lied to in complete sentences.
 
2020-05-01 12:07:45 PM  
3 votes:

badtrotsky013: It's my other day. My last name is May. People have called me Mayday all my life.


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2020-05-01 9:01:02 AM  
3 votes:
Internet is back up and so am I

PHRASING
 
2020-05-01 12:12:44 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-05-01 12:12:19 AM  
3 votes:

TBC: Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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If those side fins don't flap in the wind, there is no justice in the world.


Robotic servos so that it still flaps while parked.
 
2020-04-30 11:18:39 PM  
3 votes:
 
2020-04-30 8:27:02 PM  
3 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

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The glasses. Oh dear. Son, you 'bout to be memed.
 
2020-04-30 8:19:08 PM  
3 votes:
Why do those Magat terrorists dress like they're with Stargate SG-1?

/ Michigan. All black outfit. Snow. Sniper's dream.
 
2020-05-01 4:58:05 PM  
2 votes:
 
2020-05-01 1:02:21 PM  
2 votes:

EighthDay: [Fark user image image 425x318]

The end is in sight!

Unfortunately, I need one more roll of underlay.


Initially, I thought that was a bear trap with Mountain Dew as bait.
 
2020-05-01 12:23:39 PM  
2 votes:

badtrotsky013: It's my other day. My last name is May. People have called me Mayday all my life.


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2020-05-01 12:22:39 PM  
2 votes:
 
2020-05-01 12:12:11 PM  
2 votes:

badtrotsky013: It's my other day. My last name is May. People have called me Mayday all my life.


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2020-05-01 1:23:00 AM  
2 votes:

Auntie Cheesus: Breaking news:

Our very own Anastacya just texted me to let me know she's in labor.  Updates as they come in to Auntie's phone.


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Yeah!!!!!!
 
2020-05-01 12:57:46 AM  
2 votes:

JulieAzel626: spaztic lv6 cleric: JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20

On a positive.... Whatever you linked to is gone.

Link to an OAN anchor reporter talking about Anderson Cooper's new baby.

The comments were exactly what you think they would be.


Well.... I don't know.....

Thanks for trying to share OAN propaganda I guess?!?

/I got nothing.
 
2020-05-01 12:18:38 AM  
2 votes:

TBC: maxheck: TBC: Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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If those side fins don't flap in the wind, there is no justice in the world.

Robotic servos so that it still flaps while parked.

Y
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Slowly and unexpectedly, but they still flap.

Plus if you bump the car, the alarm system makes all the fins flap spasmodically!
 
2020-05-01 12:10:49 AM  
2 votes:

Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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Give it a green overlay and it looks like my emerald corydoras...
 
2020-04-30 10:38:26 PM  
2 votes:

ski9600: gul_jay: AOTD:

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and now i have another youtube cooking channel to add to my subskriptions. god damn you ski ;)
 
2020-04-30 10:27:44 PM  
2 votes:

ski9600: badtrotsky013: Hi gang. Had a Double Quarter Pounder from McDs for dinner. The  drive through person put the entire credit card reader out so I could use it. I guess that's one way to reduce contact.

You didn't see the book of faces post where at Timmy's in Canada they all use hockey sticks.


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2020-04-30 9:48:15 PM  
2 votes:

gul_jay: AOTD:

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WAFFLE HOT DOG Recipe - Weenies
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2020-04-30 9:40:55 PM  
2 votes:
California Governor Gavin Newsome ordered all Orange County beaches shutdown beginning tomorrow at noon. Original reports and leaked documents reported late Wednesday suggested all beaches in California will be closed.

This action has set off a standoff between various Orange County government officials and Newsome.

Huntington Beach held an emergency meeting Thursday to decide what actions they could take to "work around this order."
 
2020-04-30 9:28:24 PM  
2 votes:

gul_jay: Kegovitch: Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW

i was definitely there last Friday, and various other days the past few weeks. sometimes the intensity is too much.

also, OATD?

only apples taste delicious?


Of Animals This Day
 
2020-04-30 9:04:15 PM  
2 votes:
eh, with the warning, i thought it was gonna be a little more intense.

oh well... here's what cat swearing looks like:

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TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-04-30 9:00:19 PM  
2 votes:
Wine.

Today's terrifying experience: Had to go let a client in to the building and bring them to a provider's office. This client is familiar to me, and it's clear to me that he's in a rough place. Filthy, experiencing homelessness again, but doing what he needs to do to collect documentation so he can get his medical marijuana card. That's cool. *shrug* I'm just here to help. So I go let him in, wearing mask and gloves. We ride up together in the small elevator. He starts talking about "this virus everybody's so scared of." He tells me, "It's fine. It's really not that big of a deal, and the only people that die from it anyway are the ones who take ibuprofen. The ones who recover are the ones who didn't take ibuprofen. If you take ibuprofen when you have this, you get hypothermia and pneumonia at the same time, and that's what kills you." I asked him where he got this information, and he said, "This guy on the internet? On YouTube? He has a friend who's a medical doctor, and he's been studying this stuff."

Sooooo yeah. BBQ and wine. Silkwood shower. This is my evening.
 
2020-04-30 8:43:39 PM  
2 votes:

Unbridled Apathy: Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

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What show/movie is below one from. I've seen films from it before.


Trailer Park Boys. Thanks Canada.
 
2020-04-30 8:09:16 PM  
2 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Oh shiat just remembered the Parks and Rec special tonight


Hutts and Recreation (Parks & Rec Opening Parody)
Youtube 9LXuAtRwuGY
 
2020-04-30 7:53:22 PM  
2 votes:

CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food


all i got was a can of ginger ale...
 
2020-04-30 6:38:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-04-30 5:18:53 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-04-30 4:05:09 PM  
2 votes:
Hey hey!
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2020-05-01 5:18:03 PM  
1 vote:

clodcomplex: mrshowrules: EighthDay: mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.

An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.

Biden doesn't need NC.  He flips Michigan, Pennsylvania and literally anything else and he wins.

Fark that. I want Biden to steamroll and humiliate that orange prick.

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2020-05-01 1:51:30 PM  
1 vote:
So, our refrigerator is 25 years old. Surprisingly never had one thing go wrong with it. Mr ForlornHope jus opened it to make lunch and the door handle fell off (rusted/corroded). It will buff right out if we turn the cloth frequently.
 
2020-05-01 8:41:33 AM  
1 vote:

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x486]


and yet it doesn't stop people from dying. What an asshole.
 
2020-05-01 5:01:44 AM  
1 vote:
Airplane Movie Mayday
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2020-05-01 2:06:22 AM  
1 vote:
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These covidiots are fkn disgrace, just misdirected anger, wait till magical re-opening the economy falls flat on it's face.
Simplistic morans don't want to do anything they want people to do something for them, cut their hair, host them in establishments, make their food, serve them.
Here they're opening the parks tomorrow, the fkn campgrounds are booked solid.Not to mention the snowbirds
returning,
Everyone (pretty much) in town has been decent about mask and glove, that's gonna change.
Gotta say throwing freight in a mask and gloves is a pita, but I guess that's what the 2 bucks an hour covers.
 
2020-05-01 1:27:51 AM  
1 vote:

Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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Yeah, that's what you think you're getting, but what actually shows up is a Yugo
 
2020-05-01 1:17:25 AM  
1 vote:
spaztic lv6 cleric:

I'm good for gloves.  Can always snag some from work of needed.

King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
Youtube KIXz_vzROrw


first thing i thought of.
 
2020-05-01 12:29:24 AM  
1 vote:

maxheck: Auntie Cheesus: Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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Give it a green overlay and it looks like my emerald corydoras...

Oooh! Always had bronze corys... Between them and the plecos I had the cleanest tank ever. Plus they were just such cute, unassuming fish.


This is when we first got them.  They're now fat and sassy:

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Their names are Joe and Shemp.  We also have three albino corydoras - Moe, Larry & Curly.
 
2020-05-01 12:20:16 AM  
1 vote:

Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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Looks like Salvador Dali to me.
 
2020-05-01 12:12:43 AM  
1 vote:

ski9600: Spice Must Flow: So, I recently moved from smallville Nevada to Reno (right before the Shutdown) and lots of folks (at the homeless shelter I'm stuck in) are saying, "Well, Las Vegas is 'talking about' opening, so why can't we?"

But the Facebook news group from Elko has been full of people who have been posting thing like, "There's no LAW telling us to stay inside, or keep our businesses closed - and they can't fine allof us!" A few days ago folks started posting, "Protesting does nothing, it's time to rebel." And today folks were posting a link about Michigan's pro-plague cosplayers, saying "Listen up Nevada!"

I'm guessing there are lots of folks from Elko looking forward to becoming the Lavoy Finecum of the Haircut Tantrum movement.

How many do you think are Russian?


I have noticed the most vocal folks are not from Elko County from their bios. The guy posting most frequently about rebellion has one of those generic wooshbag profile pictures, the selfie with sunglasses inside a car. That is a weird trend.
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I don't know if he's paid in rubles, or if he's mixing bleach in his Kool Aid.

He profile says he is Administrator for a Christian fellowship in Las Vegas.

But I know what you mean.
 
2020-04-30 11:13:41 PM  
1 vote:

JulieAzel626: It begins...

From KTTV/Fox 11:

Huntington Beach city council votes 5-2 to allow their city attorney to directly challenge the legality of Governor Newsom's sweeping order to close all beaches in Orange County. HB will not submit to the state. What will the other coastal cities do?


If push comes to shove, Gov. Newsom has the California National Guard at his disposal.
 
2020-04-30 11:12:24 PM  
1 vote:

BDR459: spaztic lv6 cleric: BDR459: TBC: null:

The high level administrators at work aren't wearing masks.

I've begged for us to get masks.

There are apparently f*cking N95 masks available for the high level administrators who aren't wearing them but us peons who have to a) handle tons of equipment and b) travel b ...

Me and one other person are the only people in the office who wear masks. We both have only ho-made, non-filter, fabric masks. Can't find gloves in town, work is providing a box of vinyl XL gloves, but I have tiny hands. No smalls to be had. I left a message at my fave local tattoo shop hoping desperately that they'll actually listen to their voicemails, asking if I can buy some gloves from them, cuz I know they have nitrile gloves and likely more than one size. There's no hope for N95 masks for us, though I did ask my boss if maybe she should talk to the company that does our UA processing if maybe they can hook us up with gloves that are sized correctly.

Most of my clients don't wear masks. Many of them couldn't access them anyway, but there are a number of them (like the gentleman I mentioned in my previous post) who wouldn't wear them if they did have access.

There has to be a source for nitrile gloves in small. They can't cost that much right? I've never sourced them because I've never done it but I have sourced similar stuff. Might be wrong.

https://www.grainger.com/category/alte​rnate-term/Nitrile+Exam+Gloves

Wow! Nothing in stock at all. I was wrong. If I can find any I will get them to you.


I'm good for gloves.  Can always snag some from work of needed.
 
2020-04-30 10:50:37 PM  
1 vote:
Up from nap, sorry about not quote-replying.. my right arm is a comedically dead weight. my brain seems ok except for the crazy ideas it has about the location of my right hand.

Feeling drops off about halfway between my shoulder and my elbow. Absolutely no motor control below that now, but I have been told to take my pain meds before bed, as the nerve block should be worn off by then. Touching my right hand finger tips with my left hand feels Really Weird because the right just does not have any sensation as of yet.

Mr. SJF got my nipple rings back in. I probably could have put that off like I am with my earrings but it seemed the thing to do.

Not allowed alcohol tonight. Might see if I can manage to smoke a bowl, though I know I am on my own for that.

Gloves! It's the second box of 200 bought at CostCo WELL before this crap started.
 
2020-04-30 10:46:56 PM  
1 vote:

TBC: ski9600: Sarah Jessica Farker: Trying to read while in bed. So happy I do crazy hair dye, TONS of small nitrile gloves.

for me, only the XL ones were a problem.  XS ones are plentiful if you run out!

If you would be willing to share your source, I'm getting a little desperate here.


Check your email. *walks away, whistling innocently*
 
2020-04-30 10:46:26 PM  
1 vote:

TBC: BDR459: TBC: Sarah Jessica Farker: Trying to read while in bed. So happy I do crazy hair dye, TONS of small nitrile gloves.

Mom's a retired nurse, so we usually have many many boxen of them in the house. I do crazy hair dye too, plus we garden and work with compost. But we've run low with all the additional usage, and there's nowhere in town that's open that has 'em. I checked Sally. I checked Sam's. I checked all the local pharmacies. Nothin'. So now I've getting creative. I gotta.

How's that wing of yours? How's your brainmeats? Did you at least get fun drugs?

Would these do?

https://www.amazon.com/XVSSAA-Nitrile-​Rubber-Disposable-Industrial/dp/B086RM​T5QW/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=nitr​ile%2Bgloves&qid=1588299518&sr=8-9&th=​1&psc=1

Size isn't stated, but yes. That's basically what I'm looking for. My concern is that there isn't a size specified.


WATCH OUT, because what is above in the url says "nitrile" but when you click it it says "latex" pretty clearly!
 
2020-04-30 10:35:40 PM  
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JulieAzel626: Federal government orders 100,000 body bags.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white​-house/while-trump-minimizes-toll-gove​rnment-orders-100-000-new-body-n119731​6?fbclid=IwAR1smRz8U3tSaqwLiaRgj6FJ8Es​5yGy3kiFcNB5SXM0oqoK7sP0aarAYg8M


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2020-04-30 10:09:48 PM  
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2020-04-30 9:48:29 PM  
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Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to clinic without surgical mask - The Washington Post https://t.co/OYQvwRnJ8L
 
2020-04-30 9:11:36 PM  
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I lived in Tallmadge!!!
Woohoo!!!
Oh crap....
 
2020-04-30 9:00:50 PM  
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howdy Rache.

the last dude on cool chris just said tTump was playing footsie.

i don't want to hear about or see that again.

evar.
 
2020-04-30 8:56:43 PM  
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From The New York Times:

Biden tonight, per pool reporter @madeleinerivera: "I view myself as a transition candidate... My job is... to bring the Mayor Petes of the world into this administration."
 
2020-04-30 8:44:34 PM  
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Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

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Thank you! My first thought when I saw the first pic, then I scrolled down... BWAH HA HAA!

"Something's farky."
 
2020-04-30 8:02:47 PM  
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CrazyCurt: Sarah Jessica Farker: CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food

all i got was a can of ginger ale...

WB sounds you are OK get some rest don't breathe the air ... um ... ok that last advice is GOP bad.

/ Cool!


I heard you're supposed to roll on your stomach occasionally.
 
2020-04-30 7:58:50 PM  
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Sarah Jessica Farker: CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food

all i got was a can of ginger ale...


WB sounds you are OK get some rest don't breathe the air ... um ... ok that last advice is GOP bad.

/ Cool!
 
2020-04-30 6:33:35 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:54:01 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:48:41 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:15:20 PM  
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The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.
 
2020-04-30 5:15:01 PM  
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ForlornHope: [Fark user image 425x566]
The latest in plague technology.


I dig it!
 
2020-04-30 5:06:31 PM  
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Come in here, Worm, called J-Bone, Get ye a drink of this good whiskey.

Hazelwood entered smiling and took the bottle. He tilted it and sniffed and gave it back.

The last time I drank some of that shiat I like to died. I stunk from the inside out. I laid in a tub of hot water all day and climbed out and dried and you could still smell it, I had to burn my clothes. I had the dry heaves, the drizzlin shiats, the cold shakes and the jakeleg. I can think about it now and feel bad.

Hell Worm, this is good whusk.

I pass.

Worm's put down my whiskey, Bud.

I think you better put it down before it puts you down. You'll find your liver in your sock some morning.

But J-Bone had turned away with a whoop. Early Times, he called. Make your liver quiver.

Hazelwood grinned and turned to Suttree. Cant you take no better care of him than that? he said.

Suttree shook his head.
 
2020-04-30 5:02:54 PM  
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Good afternoon, fellow misfits.

I was reading up on warts and learned that they are caused by HPV. I'm an old dude so didn't get the HPV vaccine that is all the rage among teenagers these days. I wonder if it would do any good for a skin wart.

For you fabric and history mavens: chintz
 
2020-04-30 3:40:04 PM  
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Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: [Fark user image image 322x182]


Well, better that than invading Poland.
 
2020-04-30 3:36:05 PM  
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