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2020-05-01 10:49:34 AM  
Any updates on the mother to be?
 
2020-05-01 10:50:31 AM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: Any updates on the mother to be?


Not yet.
 
2020-05-01 11:18:05 AM  
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2020-05-01 11:50:40 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: null: The high level administrators at work aren't wearing masks.

I've begged for us to get masks.

There are apparently f*cking N95 masks available for the high level administrators who aren't wearing them but us peons who have to a) handle tons of equipment and b) travel between multiple sites can't get them.

Actionable lawsuit.


Difficulty: Public sector employer, union in bed with management.
 
2020-05-01 11:57:29 AM  
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The end is in sight!

Unfortunately, I need one more roll of underlay.
 
2020-05-01 12:07:45 PM  

badtrotsky013: It's my other day. My last name is May. People have called me Mayday all my life.


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2020-05-01 12:12:11 PM  

badtrotsky013: It's my other day. My last name is May. People have called me Mayday all my life.


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2020-05-01 12:22:39 PM  
 
2020-05-01 12:23:39 PM  

badtrotsky013: It's my other day. My last name is May. People have called me Mayday all my life.


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2020-05-01 12:32:08 PM  
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2020-05-01 12:35:11 PM  
In today's edition of "Cool stuff happening in my area", the assorted school districts around the county will be holding socially distanced, staggered graduation ceremonies at Texas Motor Speedway.  They will walk the big stage inside the Speedway and the ceremonies will be shown on the big screens, so families can watch from their cars in the parking lots.
 
2020-05-01 12:36:50 PM  
Latest Anastacya update: Baby was not tolerating the labor inducing drug (Pitocin), so the doc discontinued that and baby will arrive on his schedule.
 
2020-05-01 1:02:21 PM  

EighthDay: [Fark user image image 425x318]

The end is in sight!

Unfortunately, I need one more roll of underlay.


Initially, I thought that was a bear trap with Mountain Dew as bait.
 
2020-05-01 1:05:18 PM  

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"I don't negotiate with terrorists." -- That Woman in Michigan
 
2020-05-01 1:37:46 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Latest Anastacya update: Baby was not tolerating the labor inducing drug (Pitocin), so the doc discontinued that and baby will arrive on his schedule.


Kidbutt will get here when (s)he's damn good and ready and not minute before.
 
2020-05-01 1:49:42 PM  
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2020-05-01 1:51:18 PM  

clodcomplex: Auntie Cheesus: Latest Anastacya update: Baby was not tolerating the labor inducing drug (Pitocin), so the doc discontinued that and baby will arrive on his schedule.

Kidbutt will get here when (s)he's damn good and ready and not minute before.


Latest update: On May 1st, 2020 at 10:48 AM, Mountain time, Liam Sebastien arrived. Mother and baby are doing well.
 
2020-05-01 1:51:30 PM  
So, our refrigerator is 25 years old. Surprisingly never had one thing go wrong with it. Mr ForlornHope jus opened it to make lunch and the door handle fell off (rusted/corroded). It will buff right out if we turn the cloth frequently.
 
2020-05-01 1:52:37 PM  
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2020-05-01 1:55:35 PM  

ForlornHope: So, our refrigerator is 25 years old. Surprisingly never had one thing go wrong with it. Mr ForlornHope jus opened it to make lunch and the door handle fell off (rusted/corroded). It will buff right out if we turn the cloth frequently.


What's the make and model?  I can see if a replacement handle can be sourced.
 
2020-05-01 2:13:52 PM  
 
2020-05-01 2:16:59 PM  
 
2020-05-01 2:20:31 PM  

EighthDay: JulieAzel626: ABC News:

Some pro-Trump influencers with ties to the president's re-election team are bombarding millions of social media followers with messaging that undermines health experts. https://t.co/zN7wzktkKa

But... but won't that just kill off their own supporters??


It drives division, and reinforces the us vs them of the situation.

When you think people are expendable, you don't care if they die in order to push your agenda.
 
2020-05-01 2:22:45 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: clodcomplex: Auntie Cheesus: Latest Anastacya update: Baby was not tolerating the labor inducing drug (Pitocin), so the doc discontinued that and baby will arrive on his schedule.

Kidbutt will get here when (s)he's damn good and ready and not minute before.

Latest update: On May 1st, 2020 at 10:48 AM, Mountain time, Liam Sebastien arrived. Mother and baby are doing well.


\o/

Congrats to Ana!
 
2020-05-01 2:29:14 PM  
Holy shiat, Kayleigh McEnany may have done some preparation for this briefing that didn't have a Johnny Walker label on it.
Her answers are still bullshiat.
But she delivers them pretty well.
 
2020-05-01 2:35:02 PM  
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2020-05-01 2:37:27 PM  

clodcomplex: Holy shiat, Kayleigh McEnany may have done some preparation for this briefing that didn't have a Johnny Walker label on it.
Her answers are still bullshiat.
But she delivers them pretty well.


She's horrible
 
2020-05-01 2:40:31 PM  
"criminal aliens"
 
2020-05-01 2:43:22 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: Holy shiat, Kayleigh McEnany may have done some preparation for this briefing that didn't have a Johnny Walker label on it.
Her answers are still bullshiat.
But she delivers them pretty well.

She's horrible


Look, I'm not here to defend her. She's a moran. She's a sychophant. She's a terrible person. But it's refreshing to be lied to in complete sentences.
 
2020-05-01 2:45:59 PM  
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2020-05-01 3:01:48 PM  

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lol Ricky Beanbags.
 
2020-05-01 3:05:08 PM  
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Looks like a good idea.
 
2020-05-01 3:08:50 PM  
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2020-05-01 3:11:44 PM  
 
2020-05-01 3:19:14 PM  
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2020-05-01 3:25:13 PM  

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As it is objectively not a good treatment so this chart can also be used to highlight overall ignorance of Fox viewers.

Any objectively true or false statement could be asked of Fox viewers versus any other network and they would be shown to be more ignorant.
 
2020-05-01 3:33:39 PM  

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Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.
 
2020-05-01 3:42:55 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: ForlornHope: So, our refrigerator is 25 years old. Surprisingly never had one thing go wrong with it. Mr ForlornHope jus opened it to make lunch and the door handle fell off (rusted/corroded). It will buff right out if we turn the cloth frequently.

What's the make and model?  I can see if a replacement handle can be sourced.


hubby already found one, but is considering buying a new one and moving this one to the basement to replace his 1970 beer fridge. Lol
 
2020-05-01 4:18:02 PM  

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Looks like a good idea.


Great idea. Also make sure to use 4 stamps, so he can't say you cost USPS any money!


PS - Hope recovery is going well.
 
2020-05-01 4:22:07 PM  

NotTheBestDad: PS - Hope recovery is going well.


Thanks! The nerve block is now 99.9% worn off, and I've gotta say that the ache is *way* better than the 'total paralysis' that it was several hours ago.
 
2020-05-01 4:33:51 PM  

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I wonder what Barred his departure
 
2020-05-01 4:54:52 PM  

mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.


An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.
 
2020-05-01 4:57:10 PM  

EighthDay: mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.

An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.


Biden doesn't need NC.  He flips Michigan, Pennsylvania and literally anything else and he wins.
 
2020-05-01 4:58:05 PM  
 
2020-05-01 5:03:24 PM  
Also: I've noticed that for as conservative and fascist as I've made the UK to be, they're taking this lockdown pretty well once they realized they needed it. No protests or nothing.

Hmm, I wonder what's the difference between the US of A and the UK, or indeed, any other developed nation?....
 
2020-05-01 5:04:49 PM  

mrshowrules: EighthDay: mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.

An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.

Biden doesn't need NC.  He flips Michigan, Pennsylvania and literally anything else and he wins.


Fark that. I want Biden to steamroll and humiliate that orange prick.
 
2020-05-01 5:07:32 PM  

mrshowrules: EighthDay: mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.

An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.

Biden doesn't need NC.  He flips Michigan, Pennsylvania and literally anything else and he wins.


Arizona or NC seem like easier lifts than Wisconsin. Wisconsin is still pretty derpy. Arizona has been swinging blue and with the Kelly v. Ward Senate race, Biden may pull off a win there.
 
2020-05-01 5:10:24 PM  

clodcomplex: mrshowrules: EighthDay: mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.

An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.

Biden doesn't need NC.  He flips Michigan, Pennsylvania and literally anything else and he wins.

Fark that. I want Biden to steamroll and humiliate that orange prick.


I want Biden to win Texas. You want to talk about a true repudiation of Trump?
 
2020-05-01 5:18:03 PM  

clodcomplex: mrshowrules: EighthDay: mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.

An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.

Biden doesn't need NC.  He flips Michigan, Pennsylvania and literally anything else and he wins.

Fark that. I want Biden to steamroll and humiliate that orange prick.

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2020-05-01 6:00:44 PM  

mrshowrules: clodcomplex: mrshowrules: EighthDay: mrshowrules: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x382]

Trump won NC by 3.8 points.  7 points would be nearly an 11 point swing.

An 11 point swing coincides with the swing from McCrory 2012 to Cooper 2016...

And Obama won NC in 2008 by less than half a percent.

Seems feasible. Probably an outlier, though.

Biden doesn't need NC.  He flips Michigan, Pennsylvania and literally anything else and he wins.

Fark that. I want Biden to steamroll and humiliate that orange prick.
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Definitely time to run up the score.
 
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