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2020-05-01 12:13:50 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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Give it a green overlay and it looks like my emerald corydoras...


Oooh! Always had bronze corys... Between them and the plecos I had the cleanest tank ever. Plus they were just such cute, unassuming fish.
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-05-01 12:14:05 AM  

maxheck: TBC: Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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If those side fins don't flap in the wind, there is no justice in the world.

Robotic servos so that it still flaps while parked.


Y
E
S
 
2020-05-01 12:16:55 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Spice Must Flow: I'm guessing there are lots of folks from Elko looking forward to becoming the Lavoy Finecum of the Haircut Tantrum movement.

You mean Elko now has more than one motel, one mediocre coffee shop and the Chevy dealer these days?


When I left it had four brothels and the dive bar where I used to work. They even got a fancy picture show.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Elko?
If it was invented anywhere else they would've called it the teethbrush.
 
2020-05-01 12:17:50 AM  

TBC: BDR459: Not sure how much longer I can deal with this shiat.

I feel that on a visceral level.


Had that conversation with my boss today.  Not official, but earliest we can go back to the office is the 18th.... However, our desks are not set up for proper social distancing.  Looking at staggered staging option...

Current status

DJ Shadow - Six Days
Youtube eY-eyZuW_Uk
 
2020-05-01 12:18:38 AM  

TBC: maxheck: TBC: Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

[66.media.tumblr.com image 540x365]

If those side fins don't flap in the wind, there is no justice in the world.

Robotic servos so that it still flaps while parked.

Y
E
S


Slowly and unexpectedly, but they still flap.

Plus if you bump the car, the alarm system makes all the fins flap spasmodically!
 
2020-05-01 12:20:16 AM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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Looks like Salvador Dali to me.
 
2020-05-01 12:22:11 AM  
 
2020-05-01 12:29:19 AM  

JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20


Balm:

A T-rex passes out toilet paper. End of Days? Nope, it's COVID-19 life in Peoria
Youtube RaMcYv7cvAQ
 
2020-05-01 12:29:24 AM  

maxheck: Auntie Cheesus: Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

[66.media.tumblr.com image 540x365]

Give it a green overlay and it looks like my emerald corydoras...

Oooh! Always had bronze corys... Between them and the plecos I had the cleanest tank ever. Plus they were just such cute, unassuming fish.


This is when we first got them.  They're now fat and sassy:

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Their names are Joe and Shemp.  We also have three albino corydoras - Moe, Larry & Curly.
 
2020-05-01 12:30:45 AM  

Helloblue: Results for covid was "not detected". My brother in law said that means 60-66% chance I do not have it.

Meanwhile, the fevers for the last few months are baffling my doctor. We both don't want to bother the infectious disease unit with my symptoms while a pandemic is going on. I was tested for a lot of things back in November (thyroid, etc) and that was negative so I'm to keep an eye on my fever spikes.

Thank you all for your concerns.


PURR!!
 
2020-05-01 12:33:23 AM  

Spice Must Flow: Auntie Cheesus: Spice Must Flow: I'm guessing there are lots of folks from Elko looking forward to becoming the Lavoy Finecum of the Haircut Tantrum movement.

You mean Elko now has more than one motel, one mediocre coffee shop and the Chevy dealer these days?

When I left it had four brothels and the dive bar where I used to work. They even got a fancy picture show.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Elko?
If it was invented anywhere else they would've called it the teethbrush.


Yeah, we used to take the customer transport fleet from the Mustang over to the dealer in Elko for maintenance and that was where my dad would pick up his leased vehicles that were registered in Nevada.
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-05-01 12:36:10 AM  

JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20


Well, that's disgusting. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of humans either. Happy for Anderson, though. That baby has a devoted father, and since the country's largely in lockdown, he'll have some time to really bond with the wee potato. So I guess there's some good in the world.
 
2020-05-01 12:37:19 AM  

JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20


On a positive.... Whatever you linked to is gone.
 
2020-05-01 12:39:25 AM  
Had to take a farkbreak today after I went off on Girlsnamestateabbreviation for suggesting the armed covidians were keeping it real for dissent, or some stupid assertion to that effect.  After dropping triple f-bombs I decided to look at some stretching videos and try to chill.  Sorry Girlsnamestateabbreviation.  These states that want to have their citizens mill around and infect each other should pay us for the time we've lost trying to keep their dumb asses safe from our epicenters.
Thus ends my broadcast day.  Cue national anthem/flight show.
 
2020-05-01 12:46:15 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Had to take a farkbreak today after I went off on Girlsnamestateabbreviation for suggesting the armed covidians were keeping it real for dissent, or some stupid assertion to that effect.  After dropping triple f-bombs I decided to look at some stretching videos and try to chill.  Sorry Girlsnamestateabbreviation.  These states that want to have their citizens mill around and infect each other should pay us for the time we've lost trying to keep their dumb asses safe from our epicenters.
Thus ends my broadcast day.  Cue national anthem/flight show.


At the very least those states should not be getting funded by California and NY with federal tax dollars.

/live in one of those states.... And use that argument against derpers I know.
 
2020-05-01 12:47:00 AM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20

On a positive.... Whatever you linked to is gone.


Link to an OAN anchor reporter talking about Anderson Cooper's new baby.

The comments were exactly what you think they would be.
 
2020-05-01 12:51:31 AM  
Spacecat is content, at least for the evening.

Jade is fed and snoozing somewhere

HVAC is fully operational.

The rent payment is gonna come with the fanciest Thank You card I can find.
 
2020-05-01 12:57:46 AM  

JulieAzel626: spaztic lv6 cleric: JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20

On a positive.... Whatever you linked to is gone.

Link to an OAN anchor reporter talking about Anderson Cooper's new baby.

The comments were exactly what you think they would be.


Well.... I don't know.....

Thanks for trying to share OAN propaganda I guess?!?

/I got nothing.
 
2020-05-01 1:01:29 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Spice Must Flow: Auntie Cheesus: Spice Must Flow: I'm guessing there are lots of folks from Elko looking forward to becoming the Lavoy Finecum of the Haircut Tantrum movement.

You mean Elko now has more than one motel, one mediocre coffee shop and the Chevy dealer these days?

When I left it had four brothels and the dive bar where I used to work. They even got a fancy picture show.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Elko?
If it was invented anywhere else they would've called it the teethbrush.

Yeah, we used to take the customer transport fleet from the Mustang over to the dealer in Elko for maintenance and that was where my dad would pick up his leased vehicles that were registered in Nevada.


I used to freelance for the Elko newspaper, until I moved in March. My article about the Silver Dollar closing, which opened a week before Prohibition ended, got picked up by Associated Press.

Not a bad little town, which I moved to at random when it got too expensive to live in Sonoma County. But three years was long enough there, and my opportunities are so much greater in Reno, even amid the Shutdown.
 
2020-05-01 1:14:24 AM  
Breaking news:

Our very own Anastacya just texted me to let me know she's in labor.  Updates as they come in to Auntie's phone.
 
2020-05-01 1:16:05 AM  

JulieAzel626: spaztic lv6 cleric: JulieAzel626: I hate people...

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1256​075925843632128?s=20

On a positive.... Whatever you linked to is gone.

Link to an OAN anchor reporter talking about Anderson Cooper's new baby.

The comments were exactly what you think they would be.


My reply was overly dickish.

I get the need to understand what the propagandists are saying....

But on the other hand.... How many ad revenue clicks have you given OAN with your posts?

/I've trusted your Twitter posts for a while... But I'd appreciate a warning so I'm not helping these SOB's by giving them unintentional ad revenue clicks.
 
2020-05-01 1:17:25 AM  
spaztic lv6 cleric:

I'm good for gloves.  Can always snag some from work of needed.

King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
Youtube KIXz_vzROrw


first thing i thought of.
 
2020-05-01 1:23:00 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Breaking news:

Our very own Anastacya just texted me to let me know she's in labor.  Updates as they come in to Auntie's phone.


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Yeah!!!!!!
 
2020-05-01 1:26:02 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Breaking news:

Our very own Anastacya just texted me to let me know she's in labor.  Updates as they come in to Auntie's phone.


What a Anastacya might look like. (GIS)
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/also got nothing
 
2020-05-01 1:27:51 AM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: found a car for Rachel Maddow:

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Yeah, that's what you think you're getting, but what actually shows up is a Yugo
 
2020-05-01 1:35:00 AM  
 
2020-05-01 2:06:22 AM  
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These covidiots are fkn disgrace, just misdirected anger, wait till magical re-opening the economy falls flat on it's face.
Simplistic morans don't want to do anything they want people to do something for them, cut their hair, host them in establishments, make their food, serve them.
Here they're opening the parks tomorrow, the fkn campgrounds are booked solid.Not to mention the snowbirds
returning,
Everyone (pretty much) in town has been decent about mask and glove, that's gonna change.
Gotta say throwing freight in a mask and gloves is a pita, but I guess that's what the 2 bucks an hour covers.
 
2020-05-01 2:19:54 AM  

whr21: [Fark user image 850x637]These covidiots are fkn disgrace, just misdirected anger, wait till magical re-opening the economy falls flat on it's face.
Simplistic morans don't want to do anything they want people to do something for them, cut their hair, host them in establishments, make their food, serve them.
Here they're opening the parks tomorrow, the fkn campgrounds are booked solid.Not to mention the snowbirds
returning,
Everyone (pretty much) in town has been decent about mask and glove, that's gonna change.
Gotta say throwing freight in a mask and gloves is a pita, but I guess that's what the 2 bucks an hour covers.


If anything, they should be out protesting (at a safe social distance) the lack of testing. Because if they really have a burr up their ass about 'getting back to work', the quickest way is through extensive testing so....

Hey hey,
ho, ho,
lack of testing from the feds has got to go
 
2020-05-01 2:32:42 AM  

whr21: These covidiots are fkn disgrace, just misdirected anger, wait till magical re-opening the economy falls flat on it's face.
Simplistic morans don't want to do anything they want people to do something for them, cut their hair, host them in establishments, make their food, serve them.


You hit it dead on.
 
2020-05-01 2:49:23 AM  
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2020-05-01 2:49:37 AM  
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2020-05-01 2:49:49 AM  
and a poll:

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2020-05-01 2:50:03 AM  
also, what kitteh thinks of tTump:

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2020-05-01 2:51:39 AM  
and now...

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... from my campus office.
 
2020-05-01 3:13:53 AM  
saw this as a screenshot posted to tumblr:

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and the replies contained the development of this song:

Hide Away | Alice Dillon (original song)
Youtube LjuCjJZB9YA


https://billpottsismygf.tumblr.com/po​s​t/616284527315337216/jus-tea-billpotts​ismygf-roseverdict
 
2020-05-01 3:22:52 AM  
GODDAMMIT ELON
 
2020-05-01 3:55:12 AM  
i miss you guys

:(
 
2020-05-01 4:02:54 AM  

Kittypie070: GODDAMMIT ELON


Whadja expect from a billionaire?

Sure ain't no friend of these folks
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Happy May Day
 
2020-05-01 4:37:52 AM  
It's my other day. My last name is May. People have called me Mayday all my life.
 
2020-05-01 5:01:44 AM  
Airplane Movie Mayday
Youtube tYJxU0TKr_Y
 
2020-05-01 7:42:33 AM  
 
2020-05-01 8:34:19 AM  
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2020-05-01 8:41:33 AM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x486]


and yet it doesn't stop people from dying. What an asshole.
 
2020-05-01 9:01:02 AM  
Internet is back up and so am I

PHRASING
 
2020-05-01 9:22:40 AM  
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2020-05-01 9:24:24 AM  
My screengrabber updated itself into not working, so now I'm workshopping alternatives until they unbiff it.
That one looks alright
 
2020-05-01 9:32:01 AM  

clodcomplex: My screengrabber updated itself into not working, so now I'm workshopping alternatives until they unbiff it.
That one looks alright


I use Firefox built in one
 
2020-05-01 10:13:55 AM  
On the credibility of the Biden accusation:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/why-im-ske​p​tical-reades-sexual-223755888.html

A take. A lawyerly take.

There's a number of items that seem counter to the narrative, or appear to be directly refutable. But this part seems to be the crux of the deniable mindset (not motive toward a false claim, that comes in the next paragraph):
'In the 1990s, Biden worked to pass the Violence Against Women Act. In 2017, on multiple occasions, Reade retweeted or "liked" praise for Biden and his work combating sexual assault. In the same year, Reade tweeted other compliments of Biden, including: "My old boss speaks truth. Listen." It is bizarre that Reade would publicly laud Biden for combating the very thing she would later accuse him of doing to her.'

It's one thing to avoid bringing up a painful subject, or even to say nice things about someone who had done something to you, but to directly praise someone for an action against you personally that would undermine that praise you yourself gave? If she had formally complained about Biden's behavior THEN, why would she care to protect his image in later years, to turn around and accuse him after? It's not the question of why women wait, or feel marginalized when exposing men in power... it's that if her story were true, there's no compulsory need to praise. It doesn't threaten her social standing to NOT praise Biden. There were many other candidates and/or liberal politicians to promote. In 2017, it wasn't that she needed to retweet Joe or never work in this town again.

I guess it's a believability thing. There's no actual evidence that can be submitted that prove or disprove Biden committed sexual assault. What's left is hashing out corroboration that complaints were made in '93, and how close they speak to assault.
 
2020-05-01 10:22:32 AM  

null: TBC: BDR459: TBC: Wine.

Today's terrifying experience: Had to go let a client in to the building and bring them to a provider's office. This client is familiar to me, and it's clear to me that he's in a rough place. Filthy, experiencing homelessness again, but doing what he needs to do to collect documentation so he can get his medical marijuana card. That's cool. *shrug* I'm just here to help. So I go let him in, wearing mask and gloves. We ride up together in the small elevator. He starts talking about "this virus everybody's so scared of." He tells me, "It's fine. It's really not that big of a deal, and the only people that die from it anyway are the ones who take ibuprofen. The ones who recover are the ones who didn't take ibuprofen. If you take ibuprofen when you have this, you get hypothermia and pneumonia at the same time, and that's what kills you." I asked him where he got this information, and he said, "This guy on the internet? On YouTube? He has a friend who's a medical doctor, and he's been studying this stuff."

Sooooo yeah. BBQ and wine. Silkwood shower. This is my evening.

That's simply terrifying.

/take care of yourself

Trying my best. I feel like a redshirt every time I have to go downstairs to let a client in. I love my clients, and I'm doing my best by them, but it really feels like I'm the only one in my office who's taking this seriously, but I might be getting through to my boss. Which is good, because the Relapse Prevention guy thinks he's cute by fake-coughing in my direction.

So yeah. Scalding hot shower, scrubbing with an italy towel so I remove a couple layers of skin while I'm in there, and every single precaution I've taken so far is feeling justified. Cuz goddamn.

The high level administrators at work aren't wearing masks.

I've begged for us to get masks.

There are apparently f*cking N95 masks available for the high level administrators who aren't wearing them but us peons who have to a) handle tons of equipment and b) travel between multiple sites can't get them.


Actionable lawsuit.
 
2020-05-01 10:26:03 AM  

badtrotsky013: Hi gang. Had a Double Quarter Pounder from McDs for dinner. The  drive through person put the entire credit card reader out so I could use it. I guess that's one way to reduce contact.


[yoink]
"NOW I HAVE ALL THE CARDS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!"
 
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