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2020-04-30 8:19:08 PM  
Why do those Magat terrorists dress like they're with Stargate SG-1?

/ Michigan. All black outfit. Snow. Sniper's dream.
 
2020-04-30 8:19:25 PM  
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"Good Lord Karen... when are you going back to work?!"
 
2020-04-30 8:21:04 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

That unfortunate choice of facial hair...


Pretty sure that's one of many in a lifetime of unfortunate choices leading up to that moment.
 
2020-04-30 8:22:53 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I should call somebody.

I've been trying to reach out to different friends each night.  Good way to keep the days from passing into nothingness.


I've been getting a lot of group texts from people I haven't heard from in years.

It's great.
 
2020-04-30 8:25:15 PM  

clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.


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2020-04-30 8:27:02 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

[Fark user image 850x570]
[images.thestar.com image 850x630]


The glasses. Oh dear. Son, you 'bout to be memed.
 
2020-04-30 8:30:42 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow the Biden queue spammers have been going all day today.  Already multiple submissions have been completely scrubbed from the queue. At least 6 by my count.

I am leaning even further towards thinking the whole story is manufactured BS being pushed by shady people. Too much desperation behind it all.

It's finally making enough noise that NBC Nightly News had to give it 2 minutes.  Still sounds like BS.


Because restoring democracy would be bad for ratings.
 
2020-04-30 8:31:25 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

[Fark user image image 850x570]
[images.thestar.com image 850x630]


What show/movie is below one from. I've seen films from it before.
 
2020-04-30 8:32:06 PM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I should call somebody.

I've been trying to reach out to different friends each night.  Good way to keep the days from passing into nothingness.

I've been getting a lot of group texts from people I haven't heard from in years.

It's great.


Almost all of my 'old' friends are Magats. No point trying.

/ Trust me, they've called me gay, ignorant, a commie, a junkie (?), a fool and every other name you can conjure a deplorable ignorant trailer-trash turd espousing.
 
2020-04-30 8:34:39 PM  

dr_blasto: null: Ohio is going with a modified stay-at-home order starting tomorrow.

modified how?


haven't seen the new one yet.  Probably on http://coronavirus.ohio.gov
 
2020-04-30 8:35:16 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

[Fark user image image 850x570]
[images.thestar.com image 850x630]

What show/movie is below one from. I've seen films from it before.


I know I've seen that glasses guy. Though I did have to do a double take; there's a weird form of Poe's Law afoot where it's increasingly hard to tell people making fun of Trumpers from the actual Trumpers.
 
2020-04-30 8:36:28 PM  

CrazyCurt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x566]

I am so pissed off that asshat has a pot leaf on his clothes. It's very well known but not reported that most MAGATs are illegal drug users. Now cannabis isn't entirely illegal anymore but the fact remains. I've known one MAGAT mechanic that was not a drug users in his life. The other two dozen yes. Hell all of the mechanic shops around town are open as they are deemed essential -- get your car fixed and your meth or opiate fix too. So fark that guy.

/ May his motorcycle shop explode from a failed hash oil venture.


It's Michigan.  Recreational use is fine in Michigan.
 
2020-04-30 8:36:54 PM  
I suppose this Bushmill's and wasabi drink might work. GOOD LUCK WITH THIS CONCOCTION, YOU COVID FARKERS! HAH! Little bastards. When are these lung viruses ( virii ??? ) going to learn. Some people are saying this one is smart, smarter than the antibiotics. Bah! I had a lung fungus! I'm invincible!

/ Hope I make it through the night :P
// I know Rach is about to come on but a) feel like crap, b) Comcast/Xfinity Conspiracy Bullshiz and c) so spaced out I'm becoming nonsensical.
 
2020-04-30 8:37:58 PM  

Aetre: Unbridled Apathy: Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

[Fark user image image 850x570]
[images.thestar.com image 850x630]

What show/movie is below one from. I've seen films from it before.

I know I've seen that glasses guy. Though I did have to do a double take; there's a weird form of Poe's Law afoot where it's increasingly hard to tell people making fun of Trumpers from the actual Trumpers.


It's the "Something's Fuquy" guy.
 
2020-04-30 8:38:57 PM  

null: CrazyCurt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x566]

I am so pissed off that asshat has a pot leaf on his clothes. It's very well known but not reported that most MAGATs are illegal drug users. Now cannabis isn't entirely illegal anymore but the fact remains. I've known one MAGAT mechanic that was not a drug users in his life. The other two dozen yes. Hell all of the mechanic shops around town are open as they are deemed essential -- get your car fixed and your meth or opiate fix too. So fark that guy.

/ May his motorcycle shop explode from a failed hash oil venture.

It's Michigan.  Recreational use is fine in Michigan.


Has been for a long time too. Made it to Ann Arbor in the late 80s for a legalization protest. That was a blast.

/ Funky drive back through Wisconsin to Minnesota.
 
2020-04-30 8:42:05 PM  
Direction from the company today is that we are to work from home through October.

Tomorrow we're supposed to find out from the Guv how much longer he's going to extend the stay-at-home order for.

What a time.
 
2020-04-30 8:43:39 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

[Fark user image image 850x570]
[images.thestar.com image 850x630]

What show/movie is below one from. I've seen films from it before.


Trailer Park Boys. Thanks Canada.
 
2020-04-30 8:44:19 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Aetre: Unbridled Apathy: Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

[Fark user image image 850x570]
[images.thestar.com image 850x630]

What show/movie is below one from. I've seen films from it before.

I know I've seen that glasses guy. Though I did have to do a double take; there's a weird form of Poe's Law afoot where it's increasingly hard to tell people making fun of Trumpers from the actual Trumpers.

It's the "Something's Fuquy" guy.


Thaaaaaat's it. Was thinking at first it was just some Magat who looked like him. ...Which really wouldn't have been surprising.
 
2020-04-30 8:44:34 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

[Fark user image 850x570]
[images.thestar.com image 850x630]


Thank you! My first thought when I saw the first pic, then I scrolled down... BWAH HA HAA!

"Something's farky."
 
2020-04-30 8:45:06 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: CrazyCurt: Sarah Jessica Farker: CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food

all i got was a can of ginger ale...

WB sounds you are OK get some rest don't breathe the air ... um ... ok that last advice is GOP bad.

/ Cool!

I heard you're supposed to roll on your stomach occasionally.


Yes, this is a thing, lay on your stomach, not your back and not sitting up in a chair if you're having some difficulty breathing.  If you start being confused, your lips and under fingernails are blue, get on the phone to the doctor or hospital because you're probably gonna need some O2 and medical care.
 
2020-04-30 8:47:46 PM  

CrazyCurt: null: CrazyCurt: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x566]

I am so pissed off that asshat has a pot leaf on his clothes. It's very well known but not reported that most MAGATs are illegal drug users. Now cannabis isn't entirely illegal anymore but the fact remains. I've known one MAGAT mechanic that was not a drug users in his life. The other two dozen yes. Hell all of the mechanic shops around town are open as they are deemed essential -- get your car fixed and your meth or opiate fix too. So fark that guy.

/ May his motorcycle shop explode from a failed hash oil venture.

It's Michigan.  Recreational use is fine in Michigan.

Has been for a long time too. Made it to Ann Arbor in the late 80s for a legalization protest. That was a blast.

/ Funky drive back through Wisconsin to Minnesota.


No, rec use in Michigan started with a vote in 2018.  It's just that Ann Arbor has always had a Hash Bash and Hemp Rally, because Ann Arbor is a whore that needs its drugs.
 
2020-04-30 8:48:53 PM  
"Please help me, P. Barnes, you're my only hope!"

Free man goes on trial Friday over courthouse tasing incident
Youtube CQv6NmrLLZ8
 
2020-04-30 8:51:20 PM  

null: Yes, this is a thing, lay on your stomach, not your back and not sitting up in a chair if you're having some difficulty breathing.


Can you imagine how many Standard Americans can't do this.
 
2020-04-30 8:54:40 PM  
The best moment for Bubbles, nsfw.
can you read my son?
Youtube w-z_Sgz-NGQ
 
2020-04-30 8:56:43 PM  
From The New York Times:

Biden tonight, per pool reporter @madeleinerivera: "I view myself as a transition candidate... My job is... to bring the Mayor Petes of the world into this administration."
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-04-30 9:00:19 PM  
Wine.

Today's terrifying experience: Had to go let a client in to the building and bring them to a provider's office. This client is familiar to me, and it's clear to me that he's in a rough place. Filthy, experiencing homelessness again, but doing what he needs to do to collect documentation so he can get his medical marijuana card. That's cool. *shrug* I'm just here to help. So I go let him in, wearing mask and gloves. We ride up together in the small elevator. He starts talking about "this virus everybody's so scared of." He tells me, "It's fine. It's really not that big of a deal, and the only people that die from it anyway are the ones who take ibuprofen. The ones who recover are the ones who didn't take ibuprofen. If you take ibuprofen when you have this, you get hypothermia and pneumonia at the same time, and that's what kills you." I asked him where he got this information, and he said, "This guy on the internet? On YouTube? He has a friend who's a medical doctor, and he's been studying this stuff."

Sooooo yeah. BBQ and wine. Silkwood shower. This is my evening.
 
2020-04-30 9:00:50 PM  
howdy Rache.

the last dude on cool chris just said tTump was playing footsie.

i don't want to hear about or see that again.

evar.
 
2020-04-30 9:01:49 PM  
uh oh, the Rache is giving "fair warning" of a video with lots of swear words...

protect the childrens.
 
2020-04-30 9:03:56 PM  
My wife looking at the pie recipes I'm considering over my shoulder: "Cool, so it's a custard with a crust. Good luck!"

Me: "Awesome! That sounds both easy and yet easy to screw up royally! Fun!"

Other things I've learned: if a videogame has a unique pie in it (Undertale, butterscotch-cinnamon pie), there will be a hundred recipes for said pie online. None of them will have much in common with each other. At all. There also seems to be some debate as to whether or not "butterscotch" necessitates butterscotch chips to melt in, or a bunch of butter, brown sugar, and anywhere from 2 to 8 egg yolks in a recipe for a 9-inch pie pan.
 
2020-04-30 9:04:15 PM  
eh, with the warning, i thought it was gonna be a little more intense.

oh well... here's what cat swearing looks like:

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2020-04-30 9:06:00 PM  
Ok, the Parks and Rec show was AMAZING

No spoilers for those who did not watch
 
2020-04-30 9:06:42 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: null: Yes, this is a thing, lay on your stomach, not your back and not sitting up in a chair if you're having some difficulty breathing.

Can you imagine how many Standard Americans can't do this.


Most of them.
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2020-04-30 9:09:08 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Ok, the Parks and Rec show was AMAZING

No spoilers for those who did not watch


Only thing i will say is that fan service was.... well, served
 
2020-04-30 9:11:36 PM  
I lived in Tallmadge!!!
Woohoo!!!
Oh crap....
 
2020-04-30 9:14:04 PM  

gul_jay: eh, with the warning, i thought it was gonna be a little more intense.

oh well... here's what cat swearing looks like:

[Fark user image 850x478]


Our cats are more likely to resort to action than gestures or meows.

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2020-04-30 9:14:07 PM  
Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW
 
2020-04-30 9:17:07 PM  

Kegovitch: Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW


I dunno, I figure good riot music would make for a good theme.  Which almost means endless hair metal.
 
2020-04-30 9:20:20 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Kegovitch: Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW

I dunno, I figure good riot music would make for a good theme.  Which almost means endless hair metal.


I'm game.

Nitro freight train
Youtube aGf5NxLQoEo
 
2020-04-30 9:23:31 PM  

TBC: Wine.

Today's terrifying experience: Had to go let a client in to the building and bring them to a provider's office. This client is familiar to me, and it's clear to me that he's in a rough place. Filthy, experiencing homelessness again, but doing what he needs to do to collect documentation so he can get his medical marijuana card. That's cool. *shrug* I'm just here to help. So I go let him in, wearing mask and gloves. We ride up together in the small elevator. He starts talking about "this virus everybody's so scared of." He tells me, "It's fine. It's really not that big of a deal, and the only people that die from it anyway are the ones who take ibuprofen. The ones who recover are the ones who didn't take ibuprofen. If you take ibuprofen when you have this, you get hypothermia and pneumonia at the same time, and that's what kills you." I asked him where he got this information, and he said, "This guy on the internet? On YouTube? He has a friend who's a medical doctor, and he's been studying this stuff."

Sooooo yeah. BBQ and wine. Silkwood shower. This is my evening.


That's simply terrifying.

/take care of yourself
 
2020-04-30 9:23:42 PM  
 
2020-04-30 9:26:11 PM  

Kegovitch: Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW


i was definitely there last Friday, and various other days the past few weeks. sometimes the intensity is too much.

also, OATD?

only apples taste delicious?
 
2020-04-30 9:27:08 PM  
Twisted Sister - S.M.F. (Lyrics)
Youtube vnyeUJXI2k0
 
2020-04-30 9:27:40 PM  

Aetre: gul_jay: eh, with the warning, i thought it was gonna be a little more intense.

oh well... here's what cat swearing looks like:

[Fark user image 850x478]

Our cats are more likely to resort to action than gestures or meows.

[aetre.xepher.net image 720x527]


i'm sure that was an accident.


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2020-04-30 9:28:24 PM  

gul_jay: Kegovitch: Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW

i was definitely there last Friday, and various other days the past few weeks. sometimes the intensity is too much.

also, OATD?

only apples taste delicious?


Of Animals This Day
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-04-30 9:29:02 PM  

BDR459: TBC: Wine.

Today's terrifying experience: Had to go let a client in to the building and bring them to a provider's office. This client is familiar to me, and it's clear to me that he's in a rough place. Filthy, experiencing homelessness again, but doing what he needs to do to collect documentation so he can get his medical marijuana card. That's cool. *shrug* I'm just here to help. So I go let him in, wearing mask and gloves. We ride up together in the small elevator. He starts talking about "this virus everybody's so scared of." He tells me, "It's fine. It's really not that big of a deal, and the only people that die from it anyway are the ones who take ibuprofen. The ones who recover are the ones who didn't take ibuprofen. If you take ibuprofen when you have this, you get hypothermia and pneumonia at the same time, and that's what kills you." I asked him where he got this information, and he said, "This guy on the internet? On YouTube? He has a friend who's a medical doctor, and he's been studying this stuff."

Sooooo yeah. BBQ and wine. Silkwood shower. This is my evening.

That's simply terrifying.

/take care of yourself


Trying my best. I feel like a redshirt every time I have to go downstairs to let a client in. I love my clients, and I'm doing my best by them, but it really feels like I'm the only one in my office who's taking this seriously, but I might be getting through to my boss. Which is good, because the Relapse Prevention guy thinks he's cute by fake-coughing in my direction.

So yeah. Scalding hot shower, scrubbing with an italy towel so I remove a couple layers of skin while I'm in there, and every single precaution I've taken so far is feeling justified. Cuz goddamn.
 
2020-04-30 9:29:57 PM  
Oh hi Rachel!

The numbers are "magnificent"

/I bet Trump* doesn't know that word
//sorry, about 22 minutes behind the show on dvr thingy
 
2020-04-30 9:31:41 PM  
Tim Alberta:

I know lots of Trumpers in Michigan. I know lots of gun owners in Michigan. I know lots of people upset w/ the govt in Michigan. Not one would bring a gun to the statehouse. GOP leaders would be wise to renounce this fringe lest they lose every suburban mom from Oakland to Kent.
 
2020-04-30 9:33:25 PM  

gul_jay: Kegovitch: Tuned into Rache and 10 seconds later I had to turn it off.

THe OATD is roadkill and the music of the day is funeral dirges.

FTW

i was definitely there last Friday, and various other days the past few weeks. sometimes the intensity is too much.

also, OATD?

only apples taste delicious?


Typo. Animal Of The Day.
 
2020-04-30 9:36:17 PM  
AOTD:

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2020-04-30 9:39:13 PM  

gul_jay: AOTD:

[Fark user image 400x400]


I'm calling FAKE! That's a funny looking bunny and the waffle isn't on his head.
 
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