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2020-04-30 6:33:35 PM  
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2020-04-30 6:36:30 PM  
I covered about 100 sq feet of my man-cave in laminate flooring today. The threshold is going to take some finagling to look decent. The installer didn't leave any room between the door jamb and the concrete.

Should have the rest finished tomorrow!

I'm tired.
 
2020-04-30 6:38:54 PM  
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2020-04-30 6:41:23 PM  

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Cops sure have restraint when white guys get in their face
 
2020-04-30 6:42:32 PM  

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For those of you thinking... "I bet that guy was yelling something highly intelligent"

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2020-04-30 6:51:58 PM  

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The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.


That unfortunate choice of facial hair...
 
2020-04-30 6:52:34 PM  
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2020-04-30 6:54:20 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x570]
The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.

That unfortunate choice of facial hair...


I liked him better in Trailer Park Boys
 
2020-04-30 6:54:31 PM  
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This is one of the seats R's think they can flip
 
2020-04-30 6:55:24 PM  

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For those of you thinking... "I bet that guy was yelling something highly intelligent"

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2020-04-30 6:56:27 PM  

Kegovitch: null: In other news,
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/here-​are-9-existing-drugs-that-show-promise​-to-treat-covid-19-according-to-medica​l-scientists/

You might not want to take any cough products that contain DXM for your coronavirus cough.

I wont even listen to his music!


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2020-04-30 6:59:42 PM  
 
2020-04-30 7:07:19 PM  

FatherDale: clodcomplex: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x566]

For those of you thinking... "I bet that guy was yelling something highly intelligent"

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Two ambulance chasers fighting each other in court. Awesome.
 
2020-04-30 7:15:17 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x566]

Cops sure have restraint when white guys get in their face


Coughing or spiting on a police officer during a quarantine is considered assault on a law enforcement in a lot of jurisdictions. A few idiots discovered this when they thought to cough at a cop who was writing up a speeding ticket.
 
2020-04-30 7:24:03 PM  
My beverage of choice tonight is frozen fruit smoothie.  Also serves as my dinner.
 
2020-04-30 7:27:29 PM  
Wow the Biden queue spammers have been going all day today.  Already multiple submissions have been completely scrubbed from the queue. At least 6 by my count.

I am leaning even further towards thinking the whole story is manufactured BS being pushed by shady people. Too much desperation behind it all.
 
2020-04-30 7:31:45 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow the Biden queue spammers have been going all day today.  Already multiple submissions have been completely scrubbed from the queue. At least 6 by my count.

I am leaning even further towards thinking the whole story is manufactured BS being pushed by shady people. Too much desperation behind it all.


Obama's team would have found it during vetting.
That fact alone makes this story fishy Al Franken bullshiat.
 
2020-04-30 7:31:50 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow the Biden queue spammers have been going all day today.  Already multiple submissions have been completely scrubbed from the queue. At least 6 by my count.

I am leaning even further towards thinking the whole story is manufactured BS being pushed by shady people. Too much desperation behind it all.


It's finally making enough noise that NBC Nightly News had to give it 2 minutes.  Still sounds like BS.
 
2020-04-30 7:33:58 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow the Biden queue spammers have been going all day today.  Already multiple submissions have been completely scrubbed from the queue. At least 6 by my count.

I am leaning even further towards thinking the whole story is manufactured BS being pushed by shady people. Too much desperation behind it all.


They're trying to do to Biden what they did to Franken
 
2020-04-30 7:35:34 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow the Biden queue spammers have been going all day today.  Already multiple submissions have been completely scrubbed from the queue. At least 6 by my count.

I am leaning even further towards thinking the whole story is manufactured BS being pushed by shady people. Too much desperation behind it all.

It's finally making enough noise that NBC Nightly News had to give it 2 minutes.  Still sounds like BS.


Yeah, they are just acknowledging it's existence.....

Fox News had it as its front page story most of the last few days.

Distraction from Orange Daddy farking up everything.

/also upset BSABers are pushing it like the useful puppets they are
 
2020-04-30 7:35:47 PM  
I should call somebody.

I've been trying to reach out to different friends each night.  Good way to keep the days from passing into nothingness.
 
2020-04-30 7:37:24 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I should call somebody.

I've been trying to reach out to different friends each night.  Good way to keep the days from passing into nothingness.


I've been doing so with my old high school buddies, trying to talk on the phone at least once every week or two.
It helps.
 
2020-04-30 7:37:39 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Bookmark for when I am on the other side of surgery.

Waiting now after filling out forms. They had me switch out my Fark mask for one of their paper ones.


Woah, GL! Enjoy the IV drip :)

/ Morphine makes me itch.
 
2020-04-30 7:39:33 PM  
Markoff_Cheney: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I should call somebody.

I've been trying to reach out to different friends each night.  Good way to keep the days from passing into nothingness.

I've been doing so with my old high school buddies, trying to talk on the phone at least once every week or two.
It helps.

I have talked more to my family during this than I ever have.

Not that we all don't get along ok, but we are just the types to let a lot of time go by without talking just because that's how it always has been.

It has been nice talking especially with my dad on Zoom. His hearing is not great, so phone calls have never been easy with him
 
2020-04-30 7:41:04 PM  

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I am so pissed off that asshat has a pot leaf on his clothes. It's very well known but not reported that most MAGATs are illegal drug users. Now cannabis isn't entirely illegal anymore but the fact remains. I've known one MAGAT mechanic that was not a drug users in his life. The other two dozen yes. Hell all of the mechanic shops around town are open as they are deemed essential -- get your car fixed and your meth or opiate fix too. So fark that guy.

/ May his motorcycle shop explode from a failed hash oil venture.
 
2020-04-30 7:42:40 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: It has been nice talking especially with my dad on Zoom. His hearing is not great, so phone calls have never been easy with him


THey are already an awkward pain in the ass as is with the lag.
 
2020-04-30 7:45:02 PM  

EighthDay: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow the Biden queue spammers have been going all day today.  Already multiple submissions have been completely scrubbed from the queue. At least 6 by my count.

I am leaning even further towards thinking the whole story is manufactured BS being pushed by shady people. Too much desperation behind it all.

They're trying to do to Biden what they did to Franken


It's all the trumpers have to work with. Fark em. Voting for Joe because the alternative is unthinkable.
 
2020-04-30 7:47:28 PM  
Even though I think it's a waste of money and resources, here are the USAF Thunderbirds and US Navy Blue Angels flying together over New York City, Trenton, Newark & Philly day before yesterday.
Blue Angels and Thunderbirds Fly Together Over New York City - Extended Compilation
Youtube 1JESy0CnYPw


Too bad everyone (mostly) is hunkered down inside at home.
 
2020-04-30 7:49:14 PM  
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
 
2020-04-30 7:49:27 PM  
home  nerve block right hand probably at least 12 more hours  bed soon
 
2020-04-30 7:50:29 PM  
Meanwhile ... I really, really do not want to go to the hospital but the second dance with COVID here is starting to be a little tougher. Oh sure I have the hacking cough and the lung tightness and the spaciness and the slight difficulty breathing -- but had a temperature earlier. That was the "Go To Hospital Now!" command from the CDC programming but alas my brain glitched and decided I needed to stay around to pay the rent. Paying the rent requires me going to the bank and depositing a check and then returning to either write another check or use their new online portal. It was extremely fortunate I got that damned stimulus yesterday so I could do this -- in case i need to call 911 at night. it always gets worse at night. HOWEVER I have a secret weapon against all lung infections. Wasabi! A couple hits of this stuff and Harooomphabooble my nose is CLEAR! Also my eyes! Also my brain is on fire aiiieeeeee! Whew ... that should kill anything.

/ Besides me.
// knowing my luck I'll go to the hospital tonight and end up with SJF griping about the hospital food :)
 
2020-04-30 7:53:22 PM  

CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food


all i got was a can of ginger ale...
 
2020-04-30 7:55:29 PM  
 
2020-04-30 7:57:05 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Even though I think it's a waste of money and resources, here are the USAF Thunderbirds and US Navy Blue Angels flying together over New York City, Trenton, Newark & Philly day before yesterday.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/1JESy0Cn​YPw]

Too bad everyone (mostly) is hunkered down inside at home.


At first i thought it was a waste, too, but an Air Force spokesman pointed out that they'd be flying anyway for training. In other words it cost nothing more than what was already allotted.

/ or so they'll have us believe.
 
2020-04-30 7:58:06 PM  
Oh shiat just remembered the Parks and Rec special tonight
 
2020-04-30 7:58:30 PM  

CrazyCurt: Meanwhile ... I really, really do not want to go to the hospital but the second dance with COVID here is starting to be a little tougher. Oh sure I have the hacking cough and the lung tightness and the spaciness and the slight difficulty breathing -- but had a temperature earlier. That was the "Go To Hospital Now!" command from the CDC programming but alas my brain glitched and decided I needed to stay around to pay the rent. Paying the rent requires me going to the bank and depositing a check and then returning to either write another check or use their new online portal. It was extremely fortunate I got that damned stimulus yesterday so I could do this -- in case i need to call 911 at night. it always gets worse at night. HOWEVER I have a secret weapon against all lung infections. Wasabi! A couple hits of this stuff and Harooomphabooble my nose is CLEAR! Also my eyes! Also my brain is on fire aiiieeeeee! Whew ... that should kill anything.

/ Besides me.
// knowing my luck I'll go to the hospital tonight and end up with SJF griping about the hospital food :)


Demand Remdesivir ice cream.
 
2020-04-30 7:58:32 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food

all i got was a can of ginger ale...


It's almost like hospitals treat ginger ale like a drug or something.

/Has been laid up before
 
2020-04-30 7:58:50 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food

all i got was a can of ginger ale...


WB sounds you are OK get some rest don't breathe the air ... um ... ok that last advice is GOP bad.

/ Cool!
 
2020-04-30 8:01:22 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: home  nerve block right hand probably at least 12 more hours  bed soon


I was hoping for a post closer to this.
I am disappoint.


David After Dentist
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But seriously - I hope you are recovering well.
 
2020-04-30 8:01:27 PM  
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Whew! What a relief.
 
2020-04-30 8:02:47 PM  

CrazyCurt: Sarah Jessica Farker: CrazyCurt: SJF griping about the hospital food

all i got was a can of ginger ale...

WB sounds you are OK get some rest don't breathe the air ... um ... ok that last advice is GOP bad.

/ Cool!


I heard you're supposed to roll on your stomach occasionally.
 
2020-04-30 8:07:13 PM  
 
2020-04-30 8:08:26 PM  
What the actual fark ... Was watching MSNBC via NBC dot com through Comcrap/Xfinity and they cut me off. Just chop. I get a message now. "You are not allowed to watch this service on this device." They HATE Linux and I can't use their "Streaming" dreck on that machine. I must have Windows or Apple's OS ( whatever it is and I do not care ). No exceptions! I was having no problems until just a moment ago. WTF?

/ Add in that channel scanning BS of yesterday for over the air digital -- pretty sure MAGATs are preparing for martial law.
 
2020-04-30 8:09:16 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Oh shiat just remembered the Parks and Rec special tonight


Hutts and Recreation (Parks & Rec Opening Parody)
Youtube 9LXuAtRwuGY
 
2020-04-30 8:09:52 PM  

CrazyCurt: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Even though I think it's a waste of money and resources, here are the USAF Thunderbirds and US Navy Blue Angels flying together over New York City, Trenton, Newark & Philly day before yesterday.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/1JESy0Cn​YPw]

Too bad everyone (mostly) is hunkered down inside at home.

At first i thought it was a waste, too, but an Air Force spokesman pointed out that they'd be flying anyway for training. In other words it cost nothing more than what was already allotted.

/ or so they'll have us believe.


They are going to be doing this throughout the country so they have to drag all the personnel along to military bases do these shows. Yes they would be flying/training anyway but that is why they have a home base during the off season. Plus they don't put ground personnel or themselves in danger, mingling with base personnel.
 
2020-04-30 8:12:13 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1266758​/​tests-in-recovered-patients-in-s-korea​-found-false-positives-not-reinfection​s-experts-say


Local news (I think) had a story on last night with some guy that thinks he had Covid back around Christmas because he had mild symptoms and his parents got sick afterwards.  So he got an antibody test which came back "Positive for Covid-19."

Occam's Razor says he had a regular coronavirus and the antibody test was a false positive.  But at least it filled 4 minutes of air time.
 
2020-04-30 8:14:43 PM  

CrazyCurt: What the actual fark ... Was watching MSNBC via NBC dot com through Comcrap/Xfinity and they cut me off. Just chop. I get a message now. "You are not allowed to watch this service on this device." They HATE Linux and I can't use their "Streaming" dreck on that machine. I must have Windows or Apple's OS ( whatever it is and I do not care ). No exceptions! I was having no problems until just a moment ago. WTF?

/ Add in that channel scanning BS of yesterday for over the air digital -- pretty sure MAGATs are preparing for martial law.


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2020-04-30 8:15:23 PM  
Wife hung out with the injured kitty today while I hung out with the other one. Tomorrow 'tis time for another biweekly venturing to the great wilderness of wherever the hell supply and demand has left the grocery store aisles this time. ...And after that, I'm gonna bake a pie. Fun!

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'Sup, all?
 
2020-04-30 8:15:34 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: CrazyCurt: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Even though I think it's a waste of money and resources, here are the USAF Thunderbirds and US Navy Blue Angels flying together over New York City, Trenton, Newark & Philly day before yesterday.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/1JESy0Cn​YPw]

Too bad everyone (mostly) is hunkered down inside at home.

At first i thought it was a waste, too, but an Air Force spokesman pointed out that they'd be flying anyway for training. In other words it cost nothing more than what was already allotted.

/ or so they'll have us believe.

They are going to be doing this throughout the country so they have to drag all the personnel along to military bases do these shows. Yes they would be flying/training anyway but that is why they have a home base during the off season. Plus they don't put ground personnel or themselves in danger, mingling with base personnel.


Good point. The logistics teams moving around bases is not the best plan.

/ True that.
 
2020-04-30 8:18:25 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: home  nerve block right hand probably at least 12 more hours  bed soon


Come back healthy and much improved!
 
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