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2020-04-30 3:29:44 PM  
You don't expect me to believe in all this virus nonsense, do you? I mean, it's just a cold. Lamestream media and their conspiracies, I swear.
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2020-04-30 3:31:33 PM  
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The latest in plague technology.
 
2020-04-30 3:34:47 PM  
Bookmark for when I am on the other side of surgery.

Waiting now after filling out forms. They had me switch out my Fark mask for one of their paper ones.
 
2020-04-30 3:36:05 PM  
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2020-04-30 3:40:04 PM  

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Well, better that than invading Poland.
 
2020-04-30 4:05:09 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-04-30 4:07:06 PM  
Sup, y'all.

Behold, a thing:

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2020-04-30 4:16:45 PM  

ForlornHope: [Fark user image 425x566]
The latest in plague technology.


that's one hell of a piece of handiwork. I'm impressed.
 
2020-04-30 4:26:45 PM  
I'm not sure Thirsty Thursday was every more appropriate. People are going nuts.
 
2020-04-30 4:27:16 PM  
Hey all, just a bit tired today, nothing of import to report. I guess I get to go camping the weekend after next, sounds like overnight state park stuff re-opens so we got a site booked and gonna get a nice tent ordered.
 
2020-04-30 4:30:58 PM  

Kittypie070: ForlornHope: [Fark user image 425x566]
The latest in plague technology.

that's one hell of a piece of handiwork. I'm impressed.


Took me quite a bit of thinking to get all the pieces working right. Still needs some tweaking. That said, it's pretty time consuming and I have very little of the stiff interfacing to make the beak hold. But it is a fun project. Lol.
 
2020-04-30 4:35:37 PM  
 
2020-04-30 4:40:11 PM  
Hey everyone, busy morning. o/

FINALLY got my strawberry beds dethatched, should have started at the beginning of the month. Plants have buds and little berries and even runners have started to sprout!

Beginning of June, I'll have homemade strawberry pie/shortcake. Yum.

Oh, and daiquiris too.

ForlornHope, do your glasses fog up in that mask?
 
2020-04-30 4:53:12 PM  
 
2020-04-30 4:57:06 PM  
My beverage is green tea.

Dad's very expensive not-chemo drug arrived via UPS today.  Retail is almost what we paid for our car a few years ago.  But it does come with a free box of Immodium, for the diarrheal side effects, so it's got that going for it.

Sarah Jessica Farker: Bookmark for when I am on the other side of surgery.

Waiting now after filling out forms. They had me switch out my Fark mask for one of their paper ones.


Good wishes to you for an uneventful procedure and quick recovery.
 
2020-04-30 4:59:44 PM  
 
2020-04-30 5:02:54 PM  
Good afternoon, fellow misfits.

I was reading up on warts and learned that they are caused by HPV. I'm an old dude so didn't get the HPV vaccine that is all the rage among teenagers these days. I wonder if it would do any good for a skin wart.

For you fabric and history mavens: chintz
 
2020-04-30 5:04:24 PM  

ForlornHope: [Fark user image 425x566]
The latest in plague technology.


Wow! I simply must have one in houndstooth and one in seersucker.
 
2020-04-30 5:05:51 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Bookmark for when I am on the other side of surgery.

Waiting now after filling out forms. They had me switch out my Fark mask for one of their paper ones.


Best wishes! Be sure to post something here post-op before the anesthetic wears off completely.
 
2020-04-30 5:06:31 PM  
Come in here, Worm, called J-Bone, Get ye a drink of this good whiskey.

Hazelwood entered smiling and took the bottle. He tilted it and sniffed and gave it back.

The last time I drank some of that shiat I like to died. I stunk from the inside out. I laid in a tub of hot water all day and climbed out and dried and you could still smell it, I had to burn my clothes. I had the dry heaves, the drizzlin shiats, the cold shakes and the jakeleg. I can think about it now and feel bad.

Hell Worm, this is good whusk.

I pass.

Worm's put down my whiskey, Bud.

I think you better put it down before it puts you down. You'll find your liver in your sock some morning.

But J-Bone had turned away with a whoop. Early Times, he called. Make your liver quiver.

Hazelwood grinned and turned to Suttree. Cant you take no better care of him than that? he said.

Suttree shook his head.
 
2020-04-30 5:08:05 PM  
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/A Blanche Dividian?
 
2020-04-30 5:10:52 PM  
I may need to rent a power take for my lawn. My mulching mower is not helping things...

/Stupid lawn maintenance.
 
2020-04-30 5:11:30 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:15:01 PM  

ForlornHope: [Fark user image 425x566]
The latest in plague technology.


I dig it!
 
2020-04-30 5:15:20 PM  
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The crazies were out at the Michigan capitol building again.
Q sign.
 
2020-04-30 5:18:53 PM  
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/too easy
 
2020-04-30 5:20:24 PM  
 
2020-04-30 5:21:34 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: WTF, Flynn *may* return


Oh, good, now we can hammer him for employing convicted felons.
 
2020-04-30 5:28:31 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:34:14 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Hey everyone, busy morning. o/

FINALLY got my strawberry beds dethatched, should have started at the beginning of the month. Plants have buds and little berries and even runners have started to sprout!

Beginning of June, I'll have homemade strawberry pie/shortcake. Yum.

Oh, and daiquiris too.

ForlornHope, do your glasses fog up in that mask?


oh yes, it was mostly a " wonder if I can make one project".
 
2020-04-30 5:34:55 PM  

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/A Blanche Dividian?


I like the subliminal EXIT sign in the background.
 
2020-04-30 5:36:24 PM  

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WTF is wrong with people?
 
2020-04-30 5:38:12 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:38:46 PM  
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/Mnuchin caught mnoochin
 
2020-04-30 5:40:39 PM  
Remember the good old days, when protesters didn't show up armed to the teeth?
Must be a different breed these days.
 
2020-04-30 5:41:42 PM  
GOP: Follow the law. If a cop says stop and put your hands up, you do it.

Also GOP: Governor says stay home, fark that. Let's get guns and go mingle.
 
2020-04-30 5:44:16 PM  

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/Mnuchin caught mnoochin


I wonder if Mnuchin paid $240 a night to stay there also?
 
2020-04-30 5:47:37 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:48:41 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:54:01 PM  
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2020-04-30 5:54:12 PM  
Ohio is going with a modified stay-at-home order starting tomorrow.
 
2020-04-30 6:07:58 PM  
In other news,
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/here-​are-9-existing-drugs-that-show-promise​-to-treat-covid-19-according-to-medica​l-scientists/

You might not want to take any cough products that contain DXM for your coronavirus cough.
 
2020-04-30 6:14:14 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Remember the good old days, when protesters didn't show up armed to the teeth?
Must be a different breed these days.


Different side.  It's amazing what issues draw out the guns.

Occupy: Hey, we're tired of the economy being built to make rich people more rich and the rest of us wage slaves and corporate gristle, it's killing us.  No guns.

BLM: Cops are killing us, laws are designed to punish us excessively, and cameras can get us killed by cops or random vigilantes.  No guns.

Covidiots: But da stonks!  I need a haircut and booze cruising!  Guns, more guns, and wingnuts with guns.

/and by amazing, I mean painfully obvious to anyone
 
2020-04-30 6:17:52 PM  

null: Ohio is going with a modified stay-at-home order starting tomorrow.


modified how?
 
2020-04-30 6:20:35 PM  

null: In other news,
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/here-​are-9-existing-drugs-that-show-promise​-to-treat-covid-19-according-to-medica​l-scientists/

You might not want to take any cough products that contain DXM for your coronavirus cough.


Yikes. Literally the 1st drug people will take for a cough, even before they know they are infected.
 
2020-04-30 6:22:21 PM  

null: In other news,
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/here-​are-9-existing-drugs-that-show-promise​-to-treat-covid-19-according-to-medica​l-scientists/

You might not want to take any cough products that contain DXM for your coronavirus cough.


I wont even listen to his music!
 
2020-04-30 6:25:16 PM  
Hello everyone.
I'm sad to say the bastiches are starting to grind me down.
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Welcome to Fresh Hell Every Day.
 
2020-04-30 6:27:38 PM  
This direct comparison between President Obama's handling of science and the fat orange biatch's handling makes me want to puke and/or cry
 
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