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799 clicks; posted to Sports » on 30 Apr 2020 at 4:33 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-04-30 2:00:24 PM  
The only thing new is the phone, subs.
 
2020-04-30 3:38:53 PM  
Yeah, we've been priced out for years.

Took my son to a Cubs game 2 years ago. Between tickets, parking, food, and a souvenir...$500+ day.

I can remember having that same day with friends in the 90's and drinking ourselves to oblivion, under $100 for two.
 
2020-04-30 4:12:14 PM  
I'd rather take the kids to the cheaper AAA League, the T-Bones, but it's such a journey into the sticks, and then I've got to drive back with all that drunk Kansas City, Kansas traffic with the kids in the car.

So yeah, f*ck that.
 
2020-04-30 4:40:38 PM  
Subby sounds like a poor.
 
2020-04-30 5:21:07 PM  
Literally no one pays attention to an entire baseball game. This includes everyone on the field, too
 
2020-04-30 5:25:57 PM  

stoli n coke: Subby sounds like a poor Google Translate result.


FTFY
 
2020-04-30 5:53:43 PM  
And if it's a baseball game and I catch a foul ball, he will expect me to give the ball to his kid.
 
2020-04-30 5:56:40 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Literally no one pays attention to an entire baseball game. This includes everyone on the field, too


In cricket they swap out announcers every hour or 90 minutes usually because, damn. And I absolutely love cricket, but it can be a slog to follow every delivery.
 
2020-04-30 6:22:01 PM  

Cafe Threads: I'd rather take the kids to the cheaper AAA League, the T-Bones, but it's such a journey into the sticks, and then I've got to drive back with all that drunk Kansas City, Kansas traffic with the kids in the car.

So yeah, f*ck that.


the secret is being as drunk as those Kansas drivers are. In self defense.
 
2020-04-30 6:37:21 PM  
We don't have kids, but there's this kid we know, a real good kid. So for his birthday we decided to take him to an NBA game, as he'd never been to one. He'd just made honor roll on top of being good, so I said "Hey, maybe when we get there, we'll get you a real Damian Lillard jersey!"
Little did I know they were over 100 bucks. Me and my big mouth. I got no beer that night.
 
2020-04-30 6:45:29 PM  

drewogatory: ElwoodCuse: Literally no one pays attention to an entire baseball game. This includes everyone on the field, too

In cricket they swap out announcers every hour or 90 minutes usually because, damn. And I absolutely love cricket, but it can be a slog to follow every delivery.


Doesn't cricket take several days, like golf tournaments
 
2020-04-30 9:22:51 PM  
Why is everyone talking about baseball prices in a basketball shooting article?
 
2020-05-01 8:42:19 AM  

imaconnect4guy: Why is everyone talking about baseball prices in a basketball shooting article?


get a load of this herb who actually clicks the link and reads the article
 
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