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(NYPost)   Ranting stripper carrying 18 knives tries to get a little comfort at the USS Intrepid. Then it got weird   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Hillary Rodham Clinton, New York City, Jessica Prim, Secret Service agents, Barack Obama, NYPD cop car, Donald Trump, Democratic Party  
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2020-04-30 12:34:32 PM  
She sounds fun.

Ah, Trump supporters... they come in all flavors of crazy...
 
2020-04-30 12:49:13 PM  
She seems nice.
 
2020-04-30 1:06:49 PM  
A 37 year old stripper? Must be part of the daytime weekday team.
 
2020-04-30 2:55:43 PM  
That's a Tuesday afternoon stripper if I've ever seen one.


/To be fair, I'm closer to a Monday morning stripper, so.
 
2020-04-30 2:57:13 PM  
These onlyfans videos are getting weird
 
2020-04-30 2:57:44 PM  
FTFA:
"I was watching the press conferences with Donald Trump on TV. I felt like he was talking to me," Prim told authorities from inside the car.
"I felt like I was supposed to come to Comfort and get some help because I felt like I was the coronavirus."

Not that she has the virus, she IS the virus

Also FTFA:
"The Secret Service was there because the agency had put out an alert on Prim after she posted threatening messages about Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton on Facebook earlier Wednesday, sources said."

This person brought 18 knives to New York at Trump's behest (implied/real to her) and would absolutely have killed someone if she hadn't had some sort of meltdown at a port that the US Navy was present.
How long did the Secret Service take to get there? Were they following her and waiting for her to do something that makes confronting her necessary.
Either way, it sounds like she's getting some (likely needed) mental health shoved down her throat for her trouble.
 
2020-04-30 2:58:27 PM  
An old stripper with tons of tats?  I'm sure she has thousands of followers.
 
2020-04-30 2:58:42 PM  
"I felt like I was the coronavirus"

That's not how that works.
 
2020-04-30 3:00:10 PM  
She sounds feverish.
 
2020-04-30 3:01:32 PM  
What the  Intrepid  might look like.

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2020-04-30 3:02:08 PM  
18 Knife Stripper is my new Slash Cover Band.
 
2020-04-30 3:03:24 PM  
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2020-04-30 3:04:21 PM  
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"I hate Illinois strippers"
 
2020-04-30 3:04:41 PM  

nitropissering: 18 Knife Stripper is my new Slash Cover Band.


But 4 Non Blondes already did that.


/what's going on?
 
2020-04-30 3:05:17 PM  

Evil Mackerel: What the  Intrepid  might look like.

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Uh, this is the Intrepid Class.
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2020-04-30 3:05:24 PM  
So , Is she single ?
 
2020-04-30 3:05:54 PM  

FrancoFile: "I felt like I was the coronavirus"

That's not how that works.


We don't know that for sure yet.  We're still at the "mainlining bleach as a cure" stage, so all options should still be on the table.  After all, the scientists have gotten it wrong thus far and she seems to be a Trump fan, so she's probably got a pretty rational head on her shoulders.  If she's right, we could have this whole pandemic wrapped up by the weekend.  That's worth looking into, isn't it?
 
2020-04-30 3:06:10 PM  
Why do I have this funny feeling meth was involved somehow?
 
2020-04-30 3:07:07 PM  
Sounds like someone needs some Allman Brothers records and a beer.
 
2020-04-30 3:07:25 PM  
So Trumps next wife or does, maybe not looks like she was born here. She drove all the way to New York from Illinois to find the Comfort because of the virus. Well guess she hit her breaking point with the lockdown, probably going to see more of this when people snap. And didn't the Comfort already leave?
 
2020-04-30 3:07:52 PM  
🎵Oh the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is ranting🎶
 
2020-04-30 3:10:47 PM  

Evil Mackerel: What the  Intrepid  might look like.

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And what the stripper/virus might look like.

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2020-04-30 3:10:54 PM  

BadReligion: Evil Mackerel: What the  Intrepid  might look like.

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Uh, this is the Intrepid Class.
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2020-04-30 3:11:01 PM  

BadReligion: Evil Mackerel: What the  Intrepid  might look like.

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Uh, this is the Intrepid Class.
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Woof, note to self, if they ever make a new Star Trek series w/ an Intrepid class ship, the show will be awful.
 
2020-04-30 3:11:49 PM  
Maybe it was a stripper knife thrower act.
 
2020-04-30 3:11:51 PM  
Maybe she was looking for the 2020 Tailhook Association Symposium.
 
2020-04-30 3:12:46 PM  
She is not pretty enough to be that f*cking stupid.
 
2020-04-30 3:13:23 PM  
the maga-virus is much more deadly than the corona-virus.
 
2020-04-30 3:13:40 PM  
🎶 Carry eighteen knives and wadda you get
Feds that show up, you get committed, you bet 🎶
 
2020-04-30 3:15:29 PM  

mikalmd: So , Is she single ?


Only if you have singles.
 
2020-04-30 3:17:48 PM  

mikalmd: So , Is she single ?


I feel like there's probably someone bleeding out in her apartment right now so, maybe?
 
2020-04-30 3:17:48 PM  

BadReligion: Evil Mackerel: What the  Intrepid  might look like.

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Uh, this is the Intrepid Class.
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Class yes, I went with the pre warp 5  ship to be called Intrepid.
 
2020-04-30 3:23:26 PM  
She seems like she's 4 chips short of in a full ounce of chips..........
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2020-04-30 3:28:13 PM  

Tchernobog: That's a Tuesday afternoon stripper if I've ever seen one.


/To be fair, I'm closer to a Monday morning stripper, so.


OMG, your post brought back a memory, circa 1975.

Stopped at a strip club around noon on Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa to see if it was as good as the ones on Courtney Campbell Causeway. No one was on the stage, so I sat down, ordered a sandwich and beer at the bar. As I consumed my lunch, a morbidly obese woman took the stage, in skimpy stripper clothing accentuating her stretch marks all over her buttocks, legs and abdomen. I finished lunch and left ASAP.

/Surprisingly, the sandwich was good.
 
2020-04-30 3:30:39 PM  

Uzzah: FrancoFile: "I felt like I was the coronavirus"

That's not how that works.

We don't know that for sure yet.  We're still at the "mainlining bleach as a cure" stage, so all options should still be on the table.  After all, the scientists have gotten it wrong thus far and she seems to be a Trump fan, so she's probably got a pretty rational head on her shoulders.  If she's right, we could have this whole pandemic wrapped up by the weekend.  That's worth looking into, isn't it?


Profile pic appropriate comment.
 
2020-04-30 3:31:43 PM  
Sounds like schizophrenia.
 
2020-04-30 3:31:44 PM  

Trocadero: BadReligion: Evil Mackerel: What the  Intrepid  might look like.

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Uh, this is the Intrepid Class.
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Woof, note to self, if they ever make a new Star Trek series w/ an Intrepid class ship, the show will be awful.


I dunno, it might improve around the fourth season, with a smattering of good episodes in the first three.
 
2020-04-30 3:33:52 PM  
I've been to the Intrepid.  They still send me email ads.  I got a private tour of the Growler because nobody else bought a ticket that day.
 
2020-04-30 3:38:08 PM  
She looks methed up.

Hope she gets some help.
 
2020-04-30 3:39:02 PM  

groppet: And didn't the Comfort already leave?


Comfort did leave around noon Eastern today, I just happened to check her on AIS right as she was leaving dock with escort.
 
2020-04-30 3:39:46 PM  
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Name does not check out. She's not very prim and proper.
 
2020-04-30 3:39:58 PM  

Dave and the Mission: FTFA:
"I was watching the press conferences with Donald Trump on TV. I felt like he was talking to me," Prim told authorities from inside the car.
"I felt like I was supposed to come to Comfort and get some help because I felt like I was the coronavirus."

Not that she has the virus, she IS the virus

Also FTFA:
"The Secret Service was there because the agency had put out an alert on Prim after she posted threatening messages about Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton on Facebook earlier Wednesday, sources said."

This person brought 18 knives to New York at Trump's behest (implied/real to her) and would absolutely have killed someone if she hadn't had some sort of meltdown at a port that the US Navy was present.
How long did the Secret Service take to get there? Were they following her and waiting for her to do something that makes confronting her necessary.
Either way, it sounds like she's getting some (likely needed) mental health shoved down her throat for her trouble.


She looks like she needs to be tested.
 
2020-04-30 3:41:45 PM  

Sofa King Smart: the maga-virus is much more deadly than the corona-virus.


But if you have a brain you cannot be infected by it.
 
2020-04-30 3:42:48 PM  

waxbeans: Dave and the Mission: FTFA:
"I was watching the press conferences with Donald Trump on TV. I felt like he was talking to me," Prim told authorities from inside the car.
"I felt like I was supposed to come to Comfort and get some help because I felt like I was the coronavirus."

Not that she has the virus, she IS the virus

Also FTFA:
"The Secret Service was there because the agency had put out an alert on Prim after she posted threatening messages about Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton on Facebook earlier Wednesday, sources said."

This person brought 18 knives to New York at Trump's behest (implied/real to her) and would absolutely have killed someone if she hadn't had some sort of meltdown at a port that the US Navy was present.
How long did the Secret Service take to get there? Were they following her and waiting for her to do something that makes confronting her necessary.
Either way, it sounds like she's getting some (likely needed) mental health shoved down her throat for her trouble.

She looks like she needs to be tested.


COVID-19, meth, or "yes"?
 
2020-04-30 3:43:46 PM  
https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=739​0​478

/Wish I could figure out how to embed this live map.
 
2020-04-30 3:46:52 PM  
Even the youngest, horniest of all the sailors on that ship took one look and said "I'll wait until we get home."
 
2020-04-30 3:48:54 PM  
With all the free internet porn do people still go to strip clubs?  The last time I went to a strip club Canada still had paper one dollar bills.
 
2020-04-30 3:57:29 PM  

bedonkadonk: [Fark user image 400x300]
Name does not check out. She's not very prim and proper.


I think her skewed world perspective may be due to her eyes residing in different zip codes.
 
2020-04-30 4:00:22 PM  
e thankful all he had were knives. I once knew a stripper who kept a katana in the trunk of her car (the bouncer/doorman at that strip club was her boy toy and if someone got out of line with her she would call out his name, followed by asking for her sword. For some strange reason the situation resolved itself fairly quickly and the asshole found himself kicked out of the strip club).
 
2020-04-30 4:11:14 PM  
You get her for free if you pay for the buffet.
 
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