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(Some Guy)   Today is National Honesty Day, so go ahead and tell us all something true here   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2020-04-30 10:06:31 AM  
I always lie.
 
2020-04-30 10:08:19 AM  
I touch myself at night.
 
2020-04-30 10:09:45 AM  
I am pooping right now.
 
2020-04-30 10:10:14 AM  
Nationwide ToD day? FUN.
 
2020-04-30 10:11:23 AM  
Trump has never lied
 
2020-04-30 10:13:35 AM  
Those pants make you look fat.
 
2020-04-30 10:14:06 AM  
Billy Joel - Honesty (Official Video)
Youtube SuFScoO4tb0
 
2020-04-30 10:29:20 AM  
I make a lot more money than I tell people I make.
 
2020-04-30 10:31:42 AM  
Very shortly before I started dating the woman who would come to be my wife, I had a drunken hook-up with her best friend, who went on to be the matron of honor at our wedding.  Wife still has no idea.
 
2020-04-30 10:35:08 AM  
I always breakout my copy of The Best of Penthouse Letters book on National Honesty Day.

The best letters always start...You're not going to believe this, but...

Soooo farking honest!
 
2020-04-30 10:39:45 AM  
I was **this** close to cashing out of my investments, selling the house, cars, and stuff, and buying a used yacht to cruise the eastern waterways full-time, and then the 'rona happened.
 
2020-04-30 10:40:44 AM  
Man has not evolved one inch from the slime that spawned him.
 
2020-04-30 10:44:15 AM  
Two true things:

1) I once met Kevin Spacey in the bathroom of a jazz club in Soho.

2) I REALLY need to work on my phrasing.
 
2020-04-30 10:49:34 AM  
Democracy means rule of the lowest common denominator
 
2020-04-30 10:50:13 AM  
I am Donald Trump.
 
2020-04-30 11:52:41 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Very shortly before I started dating the woman who would come to be my wife, I had a drunken hook-up with her best friend, who went on to be the matron of honor at our wedding.  Wife still has no idea.


I'm with her now, she knows. And thanks
 
2020-04-30 11:52:44 AM  
I had my first orgasm in English Class
 
2020-04-30 11:52:45 AM  
I cried more when my 12 year old dog died than when my mother did.

/cancer had ravaged her for 5 months but still..
 
2020-04-30 11:53:00 AM  
I come to Fark for intelligent, stimulating conversation.
 
2020-04-30 11:54:39 AM  
One time I pooped in a sears parking lot when it was -30 degrees out. It froze on splat and made a poop mountain.
 
2020-04-30 11:55:14 AM  
I'm friends with someone I don't respect and can't figure out how to fix it.
 
2020-04-30 11:56:04 AM  
This shiat bores me.
 
2020-04-30 11:56:14 AM  
I'm pro-virus
 
2020-04-30 11:56:22 AM  
Donald Trump is an asshole.
 
2020-04-30 11:56:35 AM  

CrosswordWithAPen: I make a lot more money than I tell people I make.


we should expect to see a Blue OHFARK tag next to your name soon then?
 
2020-04-30 11:57:56 AM  

Conductor of Space Force Band: Two true things:

1) I once met Kevin Spacey in the bathroom of a jazz club in Soho.

2) I REALLY need to work on my phrasing.


I peed with Tinsley Ellis.
 
2020-04-30 11:57:57 AM  

coffeetime: I always lie.


Coffeetime is telling the truth
 
2020-04-30 11:58:23 AM  
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2020-04-30 11:58:24 AM  

nyseattitude: Trump has never lied


It's not impossible - when you reach a certain level of narcissistic psychosis you genuine believe whatever you say is true.  In that sense, he may well not have.

/a: liar
//b: psycho
///and in the finest fark tradition, the most likely answer is C: why not both?
 
2020-04-30 11:58:48 AM  
Catherine Zeta Jones is overrated.
 
2020-04-30 11:58:58 AM  
I read the Not-Newsletter.

Some of y'all are FAR too wrapped up in this place.
 
2020-04-30 11:59:14 AM  
It was the dog!

/no really
//one of my dogs is a gas bag
 
2020-04-30 12:00:03 PM  
I'm actually the captain of my High School cheerleader squad, 18 years old (so legal), very hot, and want to lose my virginity to any guy who spends a ton of time posting on Fark.
 
2020-04-30 12:01:15 PM  
I'm not as smart as you think I'm not.
 
2020-04-30 12:01:35 PM  
I overshare way too much as it is.

/Fark is cheaper than therapy.
 
2020-04-30 12:01:48 PM  
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2020-04-30 12:02:08 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: I read the Not-Newsletter.

Some of y'all are FAR too wrapped up in this place.


Says the person that actually took the time to read the Not-Newsletter
 
2020-04-30 12:02:33 PM  
People suck.
Yes, you suck.
Yes, I suck.
Your politics are wrong.
I put out bird feeders on my back deck to torture my kitties.
 
2020-04-30 12:02:36 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: I read the Not-Newsletter.

Some of y'all are FAR too wrapped up in this place.


You read the newsletter?  O_o
 
2020-04-30 12:03:02 PM  
The comment after mine is a lie.
 
2020-04-30 12:03:54 PM  

Ibindigo: CrosswordWithAPen: I make a lot more money than I tell people I make.

we should expect to see a Blue OHFARK tag next to your name soon then?


Perhaps we'll see a tag of any kind next to yours?
 
2020-04-30 12:04:00 PM  
P ⋁ ~P
 
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2020-04-30 12:04:43 PM  
I don't have anything interesting to tell that people will believe.
 
2020-04-30 12:05:01 PM  
I ate Taco Bell for the first time in my life today.
 
2020-04-30 12:05:46 PM  
This statement is false.
 
2020-04-30 12:05:46 PM  
I'm secretly rooting for the virus to take out all of humanity. Yes that does include myself. I'm a misanthrope
 
2020-04-30 12:06:03 PM  

RodneyToady: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/SuFScoO4​tb0]


For a second I thought that is a link to a Reggie Watts video.  Then I thought there would probably be no Reggie Watts were it not for Billy Joel.
 
2020-04-30 12:06:43 PM  
Trump will lie today ..

Sheep lie ..
 
2020-04-30 12:07:24 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Conductor of Space Force Band: Two true things:

1) I once met Kevin Spacey in the bathroom of a jazz club in Soho.

2) I REALLY need to work on my phrasing.

I peed with Tinsley Ellis.


I peed with Bruce Willis.  Actual true story.
 
2020-04-30 12:07:27 PM  
1.  It's never Lupus, except when it is.
2. 'The past' was alterable. The past never had been altered.
3.  The cat is the largest part of its body.
 
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