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2020-04-29 8:01:21 PM  
It's Lindsay, submitter. I haven't thought of her in at least a decade, and when I do, I think, yes she was a complete pain, but she was essentially a teenager when all those bad stories came out. Just be glad if your own teenage child never faces "fame" like that.
 
2020-04-29 10:14:20 PM  
iTwerk for LiLo so I'm getting the kick out of some of these posts

some if you talk like you talk about anything knowing what you know to talk to about butt; trust me you don't
 
2020-04-29 10:20:41 PM  
SyFy does science news?  Fark that.  Get back to work on low budget Canadian space dramas.
 
2020-04-29 10:25:27 PM  
call me Lindsay we can zussame  a meeting togehter for tonguepunching ur fartbox
 
2020-04-29 10:27:18 PM  
That was mean

I've really only seen her once and I think it was the second Machete movie

very entertaining
 
2020-04-29 10:34:31 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: iTwerk for LiLo so I'm getting the kick out of some of these posts

some if you talk like you talk about anything knowing what you know to talk to about butt; trust me you don't


Do you smell burnt toast?

Do you have sudden facial or limb paralysis? Do we need to contact help?
 
2020-04-29 10:44:31 PM  
Sigh.....

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2020-04-29 11:38:40 PM  
Is there still time to make another Stormbreaker? Is Giant Tyrian still there?
 
2020-04-29 11:53:09 PM  
It's unfortunate the singularity in question didn't eat the farking author of this millennial-style "article".
 
2020-04-30 12:34:14 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: iTwerk for LiLo so I'm getting the kick out of some of these posts

some if you talk like you talk about anything knowing what you know to talk to about butt; trust me you don't


I did not know that LiLo was such a fan of twerking!
 
2020-04-30 2:11:56 AM  
This the first thing that came to my mind after reading the article...
Norah Jones - Black Hole Sun (Detroit Fox Theatre 5.23.17)
Youtube XbQ08Ixczvo
 
2020-04-30 2:30:06 AM  
I know it's SyFy, and budgets are always tight, but why are they hiring high school juniors to write articles for them?
 
2020-04-30 8:11:41 AM  

Prussian_Roulette: SyFy does science news?  Fark that.  Get back to work on low budget Canadian space dramas.


With the massive quantity of good science fiction already produced, they could fill 3/4 of their broadcast day just with classic episodes of Science Fiction titles.
 
2020-04-30 10:53:45 AM  
Anyone who can scare a Jackass cast member with cocaine use cannot die.
 
2020-04-30 11:03:13 AM  

rummonkey: Prussian_Roulette: SyFy does science news?  Fark that.  Get back to work on low budget Canadian space dramas.

With the massive quantity of good science fiction already produced, they could fill 3/4 of their broadcast day just with classic episodes of Science Fiction titles.


Making your own garbage is more of an initial outlay, but you get to show it for free ad nauseum. Good sci-fi isn't necessarily cheap either, and you have to pay for it every time, or have to buy the whole series.
 
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