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2020-04-29 12:30:57 PM  
Contrary to some reprots, Uncle Joe does know when to shut up.
 
2020-04-29 12:54:36 PM  
Never interrupt your opponent ...
 
2020-04-29 1:45:03 PM  
I heard he was groping around for a strategy.

/ducks
 
2020-04-29 1:59:47 PM  
I hope when Biden wins, he investigates Trump's son.
 
2020-04-29 2:28:10 PM  

Combustion: I hope when Biden wins, he investigates Trump's son.


All of them, including Barron. Also Vince McMahon's kid and Kushner.
 
2020-04-29 2:28:20 PM  
What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.
 
2020-04-29 2:29:05 PM  
Phrasing!
 
2020-04-29 2:29:25 PM  

sinner4ever: What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.


If you mean by covering Trump's incompetence, then yes.
 
2020-04-29 2:30:16 PM  
Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.
 
2020-04-29 2:30:24 PM  

etoof: Combustion: I hope when Biden wins, he investigates Trump's son.

All of them, including Barron. Also Vince McMahon's kid and Kushner.


Don't forget Justice Kennedy & his kid
 
2020-04-29 2:30:26 PM  

sinner4ever: What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.


Biden should keep his head down for the moment. Offer words of encouragement to the nation, etc. When things start to get better, that's when he needs to come out with guns blazing reminding people exactly how Trump farked this up.
 
2020-04-29 2:30:49 PM  
Sleeping in the ceiling...
 
2020-04-29 2:30:50 PM  
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2020-04-29 2:31:00 PM  
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Welp, thanks for that mental image, subby.
 
2020-04-29 2:31:01 PM  

Fart_Machine: Phrasing!


That's the joke.

TBH I would be ready to vote for literally any living American over Trump. Literally anyone.
 
2020-04-29 2:31:14 PM  

bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.


Wow, it took 9 whole posts before the toddlers streamed in to the thread. I'm surprised.
 
2020-04-29 2:31:48 PM  

Combustion: I hope when Biden wins, he investigates Trump's son.


Biden isn't going to do anything to Trump or his family, and he shouldn't. State prosecutors on the other hand are going to have a blast.
 
2020-04-29 2:32:12 PM  

bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.


We'll see you in November, deplorable. Hopefully none of your family dies between now and then.
 
2020-04-29 2:32:24 PM  
Only people who had no interest in voting for Biden anyway are asking "Where's Joe Biden?"  Trump is doing more for any Joe than Joe (or anyone) could possibly do for himself.  Let him continue stomping on his own diak.
 
2020-04-29 2:32:25 PM  

Icarus_Rising: bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.

Wow, it took 9 whole posts before the toddlers streamed in to the thread. I'm surprised.


It's like a Pavlovian response at this point. THEY WANT TO BE MAD.
 
2020-04-29 2:32:43 PM  
i think the trump camp is a lot more nervous than they let on. i used to be registered republican so i could throw some sabots into the gears by voting for the local Rs that weren't buckets of crazy.

anyhow... this means i'm on the GOP's emailing lists, despite having never given a single penny to any R candidate. it's gone from a begging email every week or two, to several a day recently, from him, melania, uday and qusay, their stepford bots... and they're all written so breathlessly about how "sleepy joe" must be stopped, at least as of late.
 
2020-04-29 2:33:09 PM  

Iowan73: sinner4ever: What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.

If you mean by covering Trump's incompetence, then yes.


Biden's cringiest bloopers on the campaign trail
Youtube ve8kE4SXXTs
 
2020-04-29 2:33:12 PM  
Where is he?

I'd guess getting more elective surgeries or attempting to age veeeery slowly in a rejuvenation chamber.
 
2020-04-29 2:34:02 PM  

bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.


The "hims" they were running against weren't the Donald Trump we have today. Even in 2016, Trump was just a disaster in theory. Now we have three years of empirical data about exactly how much of a disaster he has been.
 
2020-04-29 2:34:13 PM  
Just what will beat Trump campaigning on not being Trump  worked for Hillary, after all she got more votes, I mean she lost but I'm sure the people giving Trump a 45% approval rating are totally going to suddenly change their mind.
 
2020-04-29 2:34:43 PM  

techrat: and they're all written so breathlessly about how "sleepy joe" must be stopped, at least as of late.


And the only way to stop him is by giving the trump's more money they will syphon off to their own accounts.
 
2020-04-29 2:35:27 PM  

Iowan73: bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.

The "hims" they were running against weren't the Donald Trump we have today. Even in 2016, Trump was just a disaster in theory. Now we have three years of empirical data about exactly how much of a disaster he has been.


Yes, Americans are notoriously amenable to facts, logic, and empiricism.
 
2020-04-29 2:35:44 PM  

edmo: Contrary to some reprots, Uncle Joe does know when to shut up.


I know Uncle Joe is not as sharp as he used to be, but he was sharp as a tack at one point.  FFS, he was Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee - he was the guy Dubya called when 9/11 happened first.

As recently as 2012, he wiped the floor with LiftBro during the 2012 debate, who was supposed to be the GOP's "policy wonk".  It was so bad, the FOX News spin ranged from "Joe is senile" to complaining about how mean-spirited he was to LiftBro.
 
2020-04-29 2:37:03 PM  

sinner4ever: Iowan73: sinner4ever: What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.

If you mean by covering Trump's incompetence, then yes.

[YouTube video: Biden's cringiest bloopers on the campaign trail]


I think getting tens of thousands of Americans killed and costing millions of people their jobs through sheer negligence is a little more than a "blooper."
 
2020-04-29 2:38:22 PM  

Combustion: I hope when Biden wins, he investigates Trump's son.


He's more likely to investigate Trump's daughter. OH!

He really should be speaking up a little more than he is though. It's not enough that Trump is a corrupt, incompetent moron. Biden has to prove that he's less of a corrupt, incompetent moron if he wants people to change leaders during what I assume will still be the middle of a crisis.
 
2020-04-29 2:38:34 PM  
Uncle Handsie is in hiding till the sexual harassment claims die down.
 
2020-04-29 2:38:48 PM  
So in other words, Uncle Joe is...

BIDEN his time?

/I just know I'm the first one to crack this joke
//don't disillusion me
 
2020-04-29 2:38:56 PM  

bthom37: Iowan73: bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.

The "hims" they were running against weren't the Donald Trump we have today. Even in 2016, Trump was just a disaster in theory. Now we have three years of empirical data about exactly how much of a disaster he has been.

Yes, Americans are notoriously amenable to facts, logic, and empiricism.


It's hard to ignore facts when you're out of work, GOP doesn't want to assist you more than the care minimum, and your mother is dead.

You wanted change, right? Well, here's your change... try not to cough it on someone else okay?

It's funny how Trump called the economy and healthcare system a disaster to get elected. In a way he was right, it just took 3 years of his stupidity to get us here.
 
2020-04-29 2:39:03 PM  
I think Biden only needs one campaign ad this year:

Biden is sitting on his couch, watching the TV as Trump's greatest hits are playing.  "I take no responsibility" "I give myself a 10" "Inject bleach into your lungs" etc.

After 20 seconds of this, Biden shakes his head, stands up, puts his sunglasses on, and walks to the door without saying a word.

Vote Biden 2020.
 
2020-04-29 2:40:06 PM  

etoof: Combustion: I hope when Biden wins, he investigates Trump's son.

All of them, including Barron. Also Vince McMahon's kid and Kushner.


The whole farking Republican party. Their immediate and extended families, and all their friends and associates. If there is ever a reason for prisons, the Republican party membership is example 1A.
 
2020-04-29 2:40:40 PM  

sinner4ever: Iowan73: sinner4ever: What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.

If you mean by covering Trump's incompetence, then yes.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ve8kE4SX​XTs]


Funny how the anti-anti-Trump "progressives" sure seem to post the same things that a Trumper would. It's almost like they're the same thing!
 
2020-04-29 2:40:51 PM  

LovesToSpooge: Combustion: I hope when Biden wins, he investigates Trump's son.

Biden isn't going to do anything to Trump or his family, and he shouldn't. State prosecutors on the other hand are going to have a blast.


Oh okay, just asking questions. Maybe China or Russia--are you listening? Maybe they have some information about it...
 
2020-04-29 2:41:02 PM  

Iowan73: sinner4ever: Iowan73: sinner4ever: What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.

If you mean by covering Trump's incompetence, then yes.

[YouTube video: Biden's cringiest bloopers on the campaign trail]

I think getting tens of thousands of Americans killed and costing millions of people their jobs through sheer negligence is a little more than a "blooper."


I didn't know you were going to bring up Biden's record but thank you for doing so.
You forgot his bankrutpcy bill in favor of the banks.
 
2020-04-29 2:41:13 PM  

Icarus_Rising: bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.

Wow, it took 9 whole posts before the toddlers streamed in to the thread. I'm surprised.


BSABSVD2S
 
2020-04-29 2:41:33 PM  
I believe we are supposed to be talking about if he assaulted that lady from Sharknado rather than that lame minor COVID-19 story right now.
/Legitimately waiting for someone to make that mistake on her identity.
 
2020-04-29 2:42:09 PM  
Lay low, Joe.
A lot of people vote AGAINST someone, rather than FOR someone.
 
2020-04-29 2:42:12 PM  

Gangster of Boats: I think Biden only needs one campaign ad this year:

Biden is sitting on his couch, watching the TV as Trump's greatest hits are playing.  "I take no responsibility" "I give myself a 10" "Inject bleach into your lungs" etc.

After 20 seconds of this, Biden shakes his head, stands up, puts his sunglasses on, and walks to the door without saying a word.

Vote Biden 2020.


Yeah people without jobs or health insurance are gonna farkin love that
 
2020-04-29 2:42:36 PM  
Came for... Something, left with the bolded "Cuomosexual" stuck in my head... This is vocabulary I could've done without
 
2020-04-29 2:43:11 PM  

40 degree day: Fart_Machine: Phrasing!

That's the joke.

TBH I would be ready to vote for literally any living American over Trump. Literally anyone.


I am there.  I know Uncle Joe has some creepy shiat on him that might be gaining traction, and if that is proven to be true, I will personally have a hell of an ethical dilemma.

But there is absolutely no doubt in my mind Trump is a sexual deviant beyond our wildest dreams.  He clearly wants to fark his daughter, he's been credibly accused of molesting a child and his accuser had to go into hiding from Trumpanzee death threats.

Uncle Joe ain't perfect, but Trump just oozes depravity, corruption and dysfunction like a motherfark.  He's so farking mentally warped, his greatest act of self-awareness is knowing he absolutely cannot be any kind of moral leader to the nation, so he doesn't even try.
 
2020-04-29 2:45:17 PM  

quiotu: bthom37: Iowan73: bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.

The "hims" they were running against weren't the Donald Trump we have today. Even in 2016, Trump was just a disaster in theory. Now we have three years of empirical data about exactly how much of a disaster he has been.

Yes, Americans are notoriously amenable to facts, logic, and empiricism.

It's hard to ignore facts when you're out of work, GOP doesn't want to assist you more than the care minimum, and your mother is dead.

You wanted change, right? Well, here's your change... try not to cough it on someone else okay?

It's funny how Trump called the economy and healthcare system a disaster to get elected. In a way he was right, it just took 3 years of his stupidity to get us here.


GOP will give them someone to blame.  Democrats not opening the economy is why you don't have a job.  Handouts are for welfare queens.  And the Chinese killed your dear old mother.

The Dems are literally wagering everything on 'he's not Trump', and history says that doesn't work.  And counting heavily that no states are gonna engage in any electoral shenanigans or suppression in the midst of what is likely to be a second or third round of the pandemic in November.

The Dems have to stop half assing this contest.  That 40% won him the country last time, and it can win it again this time.
 
2020-04-29 2:45:57 PM  

Krakaan: Came for... Something, left with the bolded "Cuomosexual" stuck in my head... This is vocabulary I could've done without


I read that as "Coronasexual", which I guess is what happens when you're quarantined with someone and there's nothing good on Netflix.
 
2020-04-29 2:47:43 PM  
More like, Joe bye 'den!

/please, suck it up and vote for joe even if he wasn't your choice on the left
 
2020-04-29 2:47:48 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: sinner4ever: Iowan73: sinner4ever: What is should say is

Basement Joe is hiding while the media does his campaigning for him.

If you mean by covering Trump's incompetence, then yes.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ve8kE4SX​XTs]

Funny how the anti-anti-Trump "progressives" sure seem to post the same things that a Trumper would. It's almost like they're the same thing!


shiat, you're right, both sides ARE bad!! What to do?????
 
2020-04-29 2:49:32 PM  

bthom37: Lol.  Good luck believing that the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (D) will beat the senile guy with dementia and the credible sexual assault claims against him (R) by doing the minimum possible.

Kerry 04 & Clinton 16 might have some information on how 'I'm not him' works these days.


Clinton wasn't running as a "I'm not him." Rather, it was Trump who was running as a "I'm not her." She was the presumptive winner, expected to be the winner by everyone, including Trump.
 
2020-04-29 2:50:53 PM  

Moroning: Uncle Handsie is in hiding till the sexual harassment claims die down.


Username checks out
 
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