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(Some Guy)   Today is National Zipper Day, so get out there and win just one for the zipper   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Zipper, Sewing machine, National Zipper Day, Whitcomb Judson, Talon Zipper, American inventors, Elias Howe, Patent  
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2020-04-29 11:07:01 AM  
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell
Youtube iLYB9pvww2M
 
2020-04-29 11:48:46 AM  
Fine.  For just this one day I'll do up my fly.  But ONLY today!
 
2020-04-29 12:16:28 PM  
Nope, freeballin'.
 
2020-04-29 12:17:09 PM  
I refuse to use zippers as the zipper manufacturing is actually part of the NWO.  Look it up.  There is 1 company that basically runs the world.
 
2020-04-29 12:18:31 PM  
I don't know if I care to shake these zipper blues.
 
2020-04-29 12:19:06 PM  
Docter Evil tells scott to Zip it
Youtube fK8mneO8yvU
 
2020-04-29 12:19:59 PM  
Nobody's wearing pants or jackets, so why celebrate zippers?
 
2020-04-29 12:20:12 PM  
Zippers are the archnemeses of commandos...

/how'd you get the beans above the frank?
 
2020-04-29 12:21:49 PM  
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2020-04-29 12:22:22 PM  
That ride always passed me off, the carnies had stick with magnets and pokers and would steal all the money and wallets that would fall to the ground.
 
2020-04-29 12:22:24 PM  
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2020-04-29 12:22:54 PM  
Obligatory:
Leslie Nelson doing Knute Rockne Notre Dame
Youtube AHciXv3BVXQ
 
2020-04-29 12:23:39 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/iLYB9pvw​w2M]


Damn it, beaten right out of the gate.  But allow me to retort:
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen Foster
Youtube KJzWGkgFcTU
 
2020-04-29 12:24:56 PM  
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2020-04-29 12:26:53 PM  
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Reporting for duty.
 
2020-04-29 12:27:05 PM  
XYZ
 
2020-04-29 12:28:16 PM  

Mouser: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 176x295]

Reporting for duty.


Arghhh..the theme song is in my head now!
 
2020-04-29 12:30:42 PM  
Every man zips too quickly once.

Once...
 
2020-04-29 12:36:16 PM  

Billy Liar: [th.bing.com image 474x321]


Lol, a game so boring it lowers your life expectancy?
 
2020-04-29 12:42:09 PM  
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/ride it till ya puke
 
2020-04-29 12:45:30 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [YouTube video: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell]


I've seen them in concert a few times.  They're a lot of fun.  Would do again.
 
2020-04-29 12:46:22 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Nobody's wearing pants or jackets, so why celebrate zippers?


Kigurumi pajamas.
 
2020-04-29 12:47:49 PM  
+1 subby.
 
2020-04-29 12:50:32 PM  

guestguy: Mouser: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 176x295]

Reporting for duty.

Arghhh..the theme song is in my head now!


Here, have a thing.
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers - Coo-Coo Cola Theme
Youtube jyOBXnfg1Wk
 
2020-04-29 12:53:42 PM  
I for one appreciate the zipper. Without it think of all the laughter it brings when someone leaves it down.
 
2020-04-29 12:53:59 PM  

suid: Obligatory:
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This Airplane! post took way too long to be posted.
 
2020-04-29 1:05:57 PM  
What has a hundred teeth and eats weeners?

A zipper
 
2020-04-29 1:16:37 PM  
So I just did a GIS for "sexy zipper" and couldn't find any pics to post.
I'm going to go back to that.
 
2020-04-29 1:20:41 PM  
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2020-04-29 1:43:03 PM  

radiovox: What has a hundred teeth and eats weeners?

A zipper


♫♫ Oooo, ooh, ya had a bad day, had ta go pee, opened your fly and caught your dick in the zipperrrrr, ya had a bad day ♫♫
 
2020-04-29 3:05:15 PM  
Old, old one I used to hear on the radio in the seventies:

I'm a friend of pants,
I'm a friend of slacks
I'm a friend of skirts,
I'm a friend of (something else)
I'm Zipperman
Zipperman!
Don't pull me down.
 
2020-04-29 5:21:03 PM  
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Great headline subby :)
 
2020-04-29 10:04:58 PM  
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Also, this game is why you haven't seen much of me since March, because it's literally keeping my sanity maintained at a non-self-harmy sort of way. It's a remarkably relaxing game and a great creative outlet and probably the most queer friendly game I've ever played. I joined the Maido Corp to get me through this trying time.

Animal Crossing: Maido Corp
Youtube hoRYslDEXTs
 
2020-04-29 11:50:22 PM  
HOTY material. Would lol again.
 
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