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(The Daily Beast)   "Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-04-28 9:01:00 AM  
We've been trying to tell you not to listen to him, you're on your own at this point.

//We've also been trying to tell him to shut up, but many Republicans want that too.
 
2020-04-28 9:16:40 AM  
I believe there are people who are this dumb. OTH, I find it hard to believe this story.
 
2020-04-28 9:21:27 AM  

EvilEgg: We've been trying to tell you not to listen to him, you're on your own at this point.

//We've also been trying to tell him to shut up, but many Republicans want that too.


Let's be honest here, almost all of those who have listened to his advice are part of his base of supporters.  They're clearly not the sharpest bulbs in the shed.  And while "self-correcting problem" and all that, I can only feel sorry for these abject morons who have no problem following their leader's suggestion that they walk off a cliff because he told them they can walk on air.

Sure, it's easy to blame the utter morons who are doing this, but at the end of the day, this is still entirely on Trump.
 
2020-04-28 9:40:46 AM  
For the last Goddamn time, you're supposed to INJECT it, not drink it. If you don't follow the simple instructions, you deserve what you get.
 
2020-04-28 9:50:57 AM  
Trump wasn't wrong. Injecting disinfectants WILL kill the virus.
 
2020-04-28 9:51:48 AM  
Turns out the Anerican people are even dumber than Donald farking Trump
 
2020-04-28 9:52:02 AM  

edmo: I find it hard to believe this story.


Same
 
2020-04-28 9:52:08 AM  
Goes along the lines of just removing warning labels to see what happens...
 
2020-04-28 9:52:47 AM  
Somebody check on Gene Masseth.
 
2020-04-28 9:53:23 AM  
Remember, no matter how dumb you think someone is, there's always several someones out there who are dumber.  If you're lucky, you won't meet any of them today.
 
2020-04-28 9:54:27 AM  
I wonder what his brother Leafon has to say.
 
2020-04-28 9:54:28 AM  
He added that Kansas Poison Control Center has reported a more than 40 percent increase in cleaning-chemical cases.

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2020-04-28 9:54:40 AM  
I hear appleseeds cure the coronavirus. You need to collect and eat about 1000. Chew em up real good.
 
2020-04-28 9:55:18 AM  
No, your problem is you didn't drink enough of it!
 
2020-04-28 9:55:41 AM  
It's the new Kool-Aid.
 
2020-04-28 9:55:47 AM  

Boondock3806: edmo: I find it hard to believe this story.

Same


People were eating tide pods for youtube videos. This story is entirely plausible
 
2020-04-28 9:55:54 AM  

Chromium_One: Remember, no matter how dumb you think someone is, there's always several someones out there who are dumber.  If you're lucky, you won't meet any of them today.


On Fark? You'll meet dozens of them.
 
2020-04-28 9:56:24 AM  
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2020-04-28 9:56:49 AM  
Note that hand sanitizer is traditionally drunk for the high alcohol content.

Also note that drinking disinfectant will not get you drunk.
 
2020-04-28 9:56:52 AM  

Psychopusher: EvilEgg: We've been trying to tell you not to listen to him, you're on your own at this point.

//We've also been trying to tell him to shut up, but many Republicans want that too.

Let's be honest here, almost all of those who have listened to his advice are part of his base of supporters.  They're clearly not the sharpest bulbs in the shed.  And while "self-correcting problem" and all that, I can only feel sorry for these abject morons who have no problem following their leader's suggestion that they walk off a cliff because he told them they can walk on air.

Sure, it's easy to blame the utter morons who are doing this, but at the end of the day, this is still entirely on Trump.



I chuckled.
 
2020-04-28 9:57:13 AM  

edmo: I believe there are people who are this dumb. OTH, I find it hard to believe this story.


People were already doing this before Trump made his announcement. The main group that pushes it gave Donnie the information and he dutifully repeated it.

As this drags on, more and more people will be drinking bleach, because it's obviously the cure that the liberal media doesn't want them to know about.
 
2020-04-28 9:58:46 AM  
*sigh*  He didn't say it was safe to drink bleach, stoopid libs.  He said they should start testing it.  Duhh!
 
2020-04-28 9:58:57 AM  
People on my social media are saying shiat like, "Let them drink it if they're stupid enough."

The disconnect they refuse to see is that it's their people.  It's the people that listen to Trump who are stupid enough to do something like drink bleach or vote for him, that are going to be killed off.

So, I guess I agree, but not in the way they think.
 
2020-04-28 9:58:59 AM  
Freebasing Lysol is OK tho, right?
 
2020-04-28 10:00:07 AM  
Yeah... Don't drink the bleach - the side effects are terrible.


Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude, But Joe Biden Wasn't Scared
Youtube LVwv8cBhnMY
 
2020-04-28 10:01:55 AM  

Archie Goodwin: I wonder what his brother Leafon has to say.


Obviously it was "Watch how I soar!"

:(
 
2020-04-28 10:01:59 AM  
A SPOONFUL OF CLOROX - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
Youtube DPDPzbLFeP4
 
2020-04-28 10:03:35 AM  

neongoats: I hear appleseeds cure the coronavirus. You need to collect and eat about 1000. Chew em up real good.


"Laetrile".  It cures cancer by killing the host from cyanide poisoning.
 
2020-04-28 10:03:35 AM  
Trump has a pathological need to try to be the "smartest" guy in the room, which means one-upping everyone, trying to be the one who has the Big Idea that none of those other losers could come up with.  Usually, this takes the form of just repeating what someone else has said and taking it for his own idea, but often it's like this, it's blurting out something dumb that he thinks is the solution to a problem, but, of course, it can't be because it's stupid as shiat.

Reportedly, at a briefing on preparing for hurricanes, he said this:

During one hurricane briefing at the White House, Trump said, "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke them?" according to one source who was there. "They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?" the source added, paraphrasing the president's remarks.

https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-b​o​mbs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa​-8c9cf0e3f51c.html

He did the same thing at that briefing.  He heard someone talk about disinfectants killing coronavirus, and he suddenly decided he had to be the Smart Guy here and make the bold, audacious suggestion those doctor nerds wouldn't.

Unfortunately for us all, this time it was in public, where dumbasses could hear it and act on it.   It wasn't in some closed door meeting where the aides could nod and smile and say, "Thank you, Mr. President, we'll look into it," and ignore it and wait for him to forget what he said.
 
2020-04-28 10:03:58 AM  

Cythraul: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/DPDPzbLF​eP4]


Saw that a couple of days ago. Randy is a treasure.
 
2020-04-28 10:04:25 AM  
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2020-04-28 10:05:19 AM  
Just let Darwin have his due...
 
2020-04-28 10:05:35 AM  
Have a friend who heard the neighbor of one of their clients screaming after drinking bleach. Happened Friday but it is unclear if it had any relation to Trump's comments. Yeah; friend is not having fun with all the bleach cocktail jokes going around social media right now, it was horrifying.
 
2020-04-28 10:06:31 AM  

jake_lex: Trump has a pathological need to try to be the "smartest" guy in the room, which means one-upping everyone, trying to be the one who has the Big Idea that none of those other losers could come up with.  Usually, this takes the form of just repeating what someone else has said and taking it for his own idea, but often it's like this, it's blurting out something dumb that he thinks is the solution to a problem, but, of course, it can't be because it's stupid as shiat.

Reportedly, at a briefing on preparing for hurricanes, he said this:

During one hurricane briefing at the White House, Trump said, "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke them?" according to one source who was there. "They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?" the source added, paraphrasing the president's remarks.

https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bo​mbs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa​-8c9cf0e3f51c.html

He did the same thing at that briefing.  He heard someone talk about disinfectants killing coronavirus, and he suddenly decided he had to be the Smart Guy here and make the bold, audacious suggestion those doctor nerds wouldn't.

Unfortunately for us all, this time it was in public, where dumbasses could hear it and act on it.   It wasn't in some closed door meeting where the aides could nod and smile and say, "Thank you, Mr. President, we'll look into it," and ignore it and wait for him to forget what he said.


Quoting Axios is as good as quoting HuffingtonPost, Fox News, or Alex Jones...
 
2020-04-28 10:08:16 AM  

kryptoknightmare: Turns out the Anerican people are even dumber than Donald farking Trump


How do you think he got elected?
 
2020-04-28 10:08:25 AM  
Yeah I'm thinking the people must likely to buy Trump's disinfectant rant are going to be people giving it to their kids or granny, while having second and third thoughts before drinking it themselves.
Just from my experiences with anti-vaxxers and parents pushing for early surgical intervention for their kids while wanting to embrace every aspect of conservative care for themselves before even considering surgery
 
2020-04-28 10:08:56 AM  

Cythraul: *sigh*  He didn't say it was safe to drink bleach, stoopid libs.  He said they should start testing it.  Duhh!


That doesn't matter though, all that is important is what we thought we heard him say.. Or what we heard someone else thought that they heard him say.. Or fark it, just make up some shiat that you would like to hear him say that goes in line with whatever your beliefs are.. and BLAM!! Youve got some repeatable "facts" right thur
 
2020-04-28 10:09:58 AM  

edmo: I believe there are people who are this dumb. OTH, I find it hard to believe this story.


Its Buzzfeed,

"Meanwhile, the Food and Drug Administration has asked manufacturers making hand sanitizer to make sure their products don't taste or smell nice so kids and teens will stop drinking it."

Guess they found the next Tide Pod Challenge.
 
2020-04-28 10:10:09 AM  

Hachitori: Yeah... Don't drink the bleach - the side effects are terrible.


[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LVwv8cBh​nMY?start=45]


Which has nothing to do with your Cheeto god recommending people inject themselves with disinfectant.

So did it sting when you did it?
 
2020-04-28 10:12:33 AM  
I think this is the "If your friends all jumped off a bridge, would you?" situation my parents warned me about.
 
2020-04-28 10:13:16 AM  
If you drink bleach or do the Tide Pod challenge, you deserve what happens to you
 
2020-04-28 10:14:36 AM  

Ibindigo: Cythraul: *sigh*  He didn't say it was safe to drink bleach, stoopid libs.  He said they should start testing it.  Duhh!

That doesn't matter though, all that is important is what we thought we heard him say.. Or what we heard someone else thought that they heard him say.. Or fark it, just make up some shiat that you would like to hear him say that goes in line with whatever your beliefs are.. and BLAM!! Youve got some repeatable "facts" right thur


Huh?

You realize I was being facetious with that post, right?  Whether he actually suggested the American public should inject bleach into their veins, or whether it should be tested, it was still a reckless statement.
 
2020-04-28 10:14:48 AM  
Great jerb, Republicans, you farking idiots.
 
2020-04-28 10:14:56 AM  
Try the lemon scented version. I hear it tastes like Country Time lemonade mix.
 
2020-04-28 10:16:09 AM  
If you are a Trump supporter who are you going to believe?  By the way did you know most doctors and scientist believe in evolution and global warming?  They also believe in the hoax about bleach being toxic.

So swallow your Clorox and head on out to Home Depot.  You do not need a mask or to stay away from people.  Do you ever see Trump doing those things? No because he drinks a cup of bleach each day.

Also this is sarcasm, so as a liberal, it is my duty to tell you I am joking with you and that you should not drink bleach or continue to go to Home Depot without a mask.
 
2020-04-28 10:16:52 AM  
He added that Kansas Poison Control Center has reported a more than 40 percent increase in cleaning-chemical cases.

It was up 40% before Trump's comments.
 
2020-04-28 10:17:43 AM  
Am I dreaming?

This can't be real. Conservatives can't possibly be this stupid.

WHEN WILL THIS F*CKING NIGHTMARE END???
 
2020-04-28 10:17:54 AM  

Archie Goodwin: I wonder what his brother Leafon has to say.


Came here for this. Levon satisfied.
 
2020-04-28 10:22:28 AM  
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2020-04-28 10:23:22 AM  

Phoenix87ta: Archie Goodwin: I wonder what his brother Leafon has to say.

Obviously it was "Watch how I soar!"

:(


No, it was "Watch how I--urk!"
 
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