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2020-04-27 9:04:35 PM  
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2020-04-27 9:10:17 PM  
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2020-04-27 9:13:04 PM  
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2020-04-27 9:15:50 PM  
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2020-04-27 9:22:19 PM  
Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.
 
2020-04-27 9:25:54 PM  

Jake Havechek: Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.


I'm glad they are volunteering
 
2020-04-27 9:26:20 PM  

Jake Havechek: Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.


Yeah, those dead blood cells not carrying anything to their virus-laden lings should fix things right up.
 
2020-04-27 9:28:03 PM  
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2020-04-27 9:58:15 PM  
You know Donnie, in more Enlightened days, a leader would be the first to volunteer, to show how safe it was...just a thought should you get another bright idea...
 
2020-04-27 10:17:30 PM  
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2020-04-27 10:28:57 PM  
He said his administration had done an "unbelievable" job.

Not wrong.
 
2020-04-27 10:30:16 PM  
"I can't imagine why," the president said, moving quickly on. "I can't imagine that."

Guys, he's being sarcastic again!
 
2020-04-28 12:31:06 AM  

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Came here to post this.

Feeling satisfied
 
2020-04-28 12:34:25 AM  

Jake Havechek: Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.


Someone see how far we can take this.

Send Trump a letter touting the sure-fire coronavirus cure is bleaching your own asshole but you have to use pure ammonia.

Follow it up with the next sure-fire coronavirus cure is drinking a pint of castor oil.
 
2020-04-28 1:05:53 AM  
How about this, Motherf+cker?


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2020-04-28 1:08:27 AM  
as soon as we get trump out of office everything will be normal.
 
2020-04-28 1:11:44 AM  
I agree with Trump on this one.   I cannot imagine anyone doing anything that he suggests.
 
2020-04-28 1:13:05 AM  
My favorite take away so far is that a president "being sarcastic" during a deadly pandemic briefing is supposed to be "better" somehow.
 
2020-04-28 1:13:58 AM  
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2020-04-28 1:15:35 AM  

Jake Havechek: Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.


That only cures vampirism and vitamin D deficiencies.
 
2020-04-28 1:19:04 AM  
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2020-04-28 1:20:32 AM  
Next thing you'll know he'll say something about how in prehistoric times, people would sacrifice their first born to appease the gods to rid the land of plague and famine.
 
2020-04-28 1:21:09 AM  
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2020-04-28 1:21:36 AM  
I'm stunned trumplins are floating this:

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Yeah, I'm sure Donnie had this exact thing in mind thanks to his extensive study of medicine. He had an uncle who was scientist, see, so it just comes naturally.

And the first timer he picked up a golf club he got 18 holes in one
 
2020-04-28 1:22:58 AM  

hotrod2001: Next thing you'll know he'll say something about how in prehistoric times, people would sacrifice their first born to appease the gods to rid the land of plague and famine.


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2020-04-28 1:23:07 AM  
His supporters, in large part, know he's f*cking stupid. They don't care.
 
2020-04-28 1:24:27 AM  

Insurgent: as soon as we get trump out of office everything will be normal.


Trump is a diversion. Here is the real threat to America:
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Change my mind.
 
2020-04-28 1:24:28 AM  

BafflerMeal: My favorite take away so far is that a president "being sarcastic" during a deadly pandemic briefing is supposed to be "better" somehow.


Sadly he could have done worse and gone with the usual double down. It's really something of an improvement over his normal strategy. Of course that just means everyone he talked to told him he farked up massively or threatened to resign and somehow got it through his disease ridden brain..

/I was able to get my Trumper friend to admit that he shouldn't have made a "joke" in that setting.
//Still can't get him to admit he wasn't joking.
///Even though he clearly wasn't joking.
 
2020-04-28 1:25:39 AM  
Nobody should give a damn about Biden's unorthodox votes, non-heterodox positions, inconvenient embarassments, or other things of that nature.

This is the bar to fitness for presidency: Did or would Joe Biden encourage Americans to drink bleach, inject Lysol, or shove a UV light up their ass?

That's where the bar is. His opponent put it there. If he can pass that bar by answering 'no', everyone, anyone, should vote for him.
 
2020-04-28 1:28:29 AM  

hotrod2001: Next thing you'll know he'll say something about how in prehistoric times, people would sacrifice their first born to appease the gods to rid the land of plague and famine.


I don't think he's aware of a world that existed before he was born, he's literally that stupid and self centered. He's made comments that implied Fredrick Douglas is still alive. That's not even the dumbest thing he ever said on live TV. Not even close.
 
2020-04-28 1:29:39 AM  
He can't imagine why people did what he said.

Well, he doesn't listen to what he says, neither should anyone else.

/I've said that for years.
 
2020-04-28 1:30:14 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: I'm stunned trumplins are floating this:

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Yeah, I'm sure Donnie had this exact thing in mind thanks to his extensive study of medicine. He had an uncle who was scientist, see, so it just comes naturally.

And the first timer he picked up a golf club he got 18 holes in one


For real fun, the procedure they are showing off in that photo is amazingly illegal in the USA.

It's a form of ozone therapy, which is one of the few quack treatments the FDA has explicitly disallowed.
 
2020-04-28 1:35:05 AM  

Jake Havechek: Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.


Sounds a lot like Hemalucent
 
2020-04-28 1:35:29 AM  

hotrod2001: Next thing you'll know he'll say something about how in prehistoric times, people would sacrifice their first born to appease the gods to rid the land of plague and famine.


During the harshest winters, when people were dying from starvation and cold, the white-robed priests with their curved blades would decide the king had angered the gods and that the gods must be appeased. The blades were used for cutting plants. Mostly.
 
2020-04-28 1:36:40 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: His supporters, in large part, know he's f*cking stupid. They don't care.


It's not that they don't care, they're positively delighted. 
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2020-04-28 1:43:27 AM  

Jake Havechek: Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.


I saw a new one. Pepcid. Nine times the oral dose of one of its ingredients. Florasomethingsomething. One person who had "it" was wondering because after taking Pepcid for his stomach "it" went away in a few hours.
 
2020-04-28 1:43:28 AM  

BafflerMeal: My favorite take away so far is that a president "being sarcastic" during a deadly pandemic briefing is supposed to be "better" somehow.


That's in the stigginit clause of the maggot manual: owning the libs - and doubly so for the lamestream media - supercedes any other priorities.
 
2020-04-28 1:43:29 AM  
When asked whether he took responsibility at all for the increase in calls, Mr Trump replied: "No, I don't."

That is so weird. He's always been so quick to accept blame for his farkups, so this is very unusual. He probably misheard and thought they were asking if he did not take responsibility. Double negatives can be tricky.
 
2020-04-28 1:45:12 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: His supporters, in large part, know he's f*cking stupid. They don't care.


I'm kinda looking forward to this idyllic possible future in which any time someone says they supported Trump, they immediately flag themselves as someone who can safely ignored.

I wouldn't trust this farkup cluster with safety scissors, let alone anything resembling governance.
 
2020-04-28 1:47:42 AM  

wandero: KiwDaWabbit: His supporters, in large part, know he's f*cking stupid. They don't care.

I'm kinda looking forward to this idyllic possible future in which any time someone says they supported Trump, they immediately flag themselves as someone who can safely ignored.


This future is now.
 
2020-04-28 1:49:05 AM  

saturn badger: I saw a new one. Pepcid. Nine times the oral dose of one of its ingredients. Florasomethingsomething. One person who had "it" was wondering because after taking Pepcid for his stomach "it" went away in a few hours.


That's actually a real thing that's being studied.
 
2020-04-28 1:55:18 AM  

ZMugg: Insurgent: as soon as we get trump out of office everything will be normal.

Trump is a diversion. Here is the real threat to America:
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Change my mind.


Can't. You nailed it.
 
2020-04-28 2:00:41 AM  

BafflerMeal: wandero: KiwDaWabbit: His supporters, in large part, know he's f*cking stupid. They don't care.

I'm kinda looking forward to this idyllic possible future in which any time someone says they supported Trump, they immediately flag themselves as someone who can safely ignored.

This future is now.


Except if GW Bush's supporters are any indication, the minute he's out of office none of them will ever have supported him. Fark IndependentTM amnesia.
 
2020-04-28 2:02:50 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: hotrod2001: Next thing you'll know he'll say something about how in prehistoric times, people would sacrifice their first born to appease the gods to rid the land of plague and famine.

During the harshest winters, when people were dying from starvation and cold, the white-robed priests with their curved blades would decide the king had angered the gods and that the gods must be appeased. The blades were used for cutting plants. Mostly.


Trump will suggest he be allowed to eat hearts, like the Aztec rulers did, at his rallies. Extra well done, with ketchup, of course, with a side of fries and a Happy Meal toy.
 
2020-04-28 2:03:08 AM  
In Trump's defense, how stupid is injecting Lysol compared to voting for Trump?
 
2020-04-28 2:09:07 AM  
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2020-04-28 2:28:39 AM  
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2020-04-28 2:40:22 AM  

leviosaurus: saturn badger: I saw a new one. Pepcid. Nine times the oral dose of one of its ingredients. Florasomethingsomething. One person who had "it" was wondering because after taking Pepcid for his stomach "it" went away in a few hours.

That's actually a real thing that's being studied.


They are also studying chlorowhatever. Everyone needs to remember that studies take a while. It would literally have to be a miracle discovery like in the movies before you start chewing every OTC medicine from the Walgreens shelves. Don't these trials take half a year before it opens to the public for phase 3?
 
2020-04-28 2:42:16 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Jake Havechek: Freepers were saying that people should have blood extracted, zapped with UV light, then transfused back into the body as a cure.

Someone see how far we can take this.

Send Trump a letter touting the sure-fire coronavirus cure is bleaching your own asshole but you have to use pure ammonia.

Follow it up with the next sure-fire coronavirus cure is drinking a pint of castor oil.


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2020-04-28 2:42:32 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: leviosaurus: saturn badger: I saw a new one. Pepcid. Nine times the oral dose of one of its ingredients. Florasomethingsomething. One person who had "it" was wondering because after taking Pepcid for his stomach "it" went away in a few hours.

That's actually a real thing that's being studied.

They are also studying chlorowhatever. Everyone needs to remember that studies take a while. It would literally have to be a miracle discovery like in the movies before you start chewing every OTC medicine from the Walgreens shelves. Don't these trials take half a year before it opens to the public for phase 3?


Agreed

That said, NOBODY is studying UV light or household cleaners.

Well, nobody with any brains.
 
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