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3679 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Apr 2020 at 9:05 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-04-26 7:02:58 PM  
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2020-04-26 7:03:10 PM  
NO!
 
2020-04-26 7:05:08 PM  
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2020-04-26 7:07:13 PM  
Never write sarcasm unless you're 100 percent certain you can convey it with complete unambiguity.

Also, just say "oops, I spelled it wrong. My bad." Just say it. No one will give a sh*t. You don't have to create an endless labyrinth of bullsh*t excuses and "oh I meant to do thats" like some bizarre version of House of Leaves.
 
2020-04-26 7:07:14 PM  
And Dr. Birx wants to know why drinking bleach is still in the news.
 
2020-04-26 7:08:25 PM  
"Let's roll the tape.  Aaaand yeah, you told everyone to inject Lysol and shove a UV  lamp up their ass, dude."
 
2020-04-26 7:09:40 PM  
He's sooooooo smart
 
2020-04-26 7:10:06 PM  
If it's just sarcasm, why'd he delete the suspect tweets?
 
2020-04-26 7:10:54 PM  

ultradeeg: If it's just sarcasm, why'd he delete the suspect tweets?


He deleted them ironically.
 
2020-04-26 7:11:34 PM  

markie_farkie: ultradeeg: If it's just sarcasm, why'd he delete the suspect tweets?

He deleted them ironically.


farkin hipsters
 
2020-04-26 7:13:57 PM  
WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!
 
2020-04-26 7:14:05 PM  
I can't believe they still haven't figured out a way to take his phone away.
 
2020-04-26 7:15:29 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!


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2020-04-26 7:15:50 PM  
Ha ha ha ha.  Ha ha ha.  Mitch McConnell is getting voted out come November.

I'd like to personally thank you Republicans, for ruining your own party.
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2020-04-26 7:16:06 PM  
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2020-04-26 7:16:16 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!


He misspelled "Nobel" a couple times earlier today. Everyone pointed and laughed. So now he's all like:

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2020-04-26 7:18:02 PM  
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2020-04-26 7:18:15 PM  

Shostie: Needlessly Complicated: WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

He misspelled "Nobel" a couple times earlier today. Everyone pointed and laughed. So now he's all like:

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Not only that, but journalists are awarded Pulitzers.

That series of tweets will be studied by historians and mental health experts for decades to come.
 
2020-04-26 7:18:24 PM  
Lol, he has to be utterly furious right now.
I hope the stress is getting to him.
 
2020-04-26 7:19:49 PM  

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2020-04-26 7:20:18 PM  

markie_farkie: Needlessly Complicated: WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

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He thinks they're gone forever, but despite the constant negative press covfefe
 
2020-04-26 7:21:41 PM  
Remember when Bush said "bring it on!", and the body bags from his Iraq war increased?
 
2020-04-26 7:27:06 PM  
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They're all laughing at you....ALL OF THEM...
 
2020-04-26 7:38:53 PM  
The last tweet ever will be him whining "I was joking!"
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2020-04-26 7:42:36 PM  
Schroedinger's Dipshiat.
 
2020-04-26 7:45:43 PM  
I'm betting his tweets tomorrow morning are going to be even more deranged.  Since he stopped his dumbass daily "press conferences", he's going to get his main info from those three idiots on the sectional couch, known as Fox and Friends.
 
2020-04-26 7:46:00 PM  
Next on grammar concepts with President Trump, Irony.
 
2020-04-26 7:47:04 PM  

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They're all laughing at you....ALL OF THEM...


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His Birth Of A Supervillain moment.

You'll pay for this Obama and the Press Corps.  I'll get you, I'll get you ALL!  Revenge and bile are the only thing that keeps this psycho's heart beating.
 
2020-04-26 7:47:24 PM  

Jake Havechek: Ha ha ha ha.  Ha ha ha.  Mitch McConnell is getting voted out come November.

I'd like to personally thank you Republicans, for ruining your own party.
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Everything Trump touches, dies.
 
2020-04-26 7:47:42 PM  

Jake Havechek: Ha ha ha ha.  Ha ha ha.  Mitch McConnell is getting voted out come November.

I'd like to personally thank you Republicans, for ruining your own party.
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shhhh

Don't, please.

I read Mitch McConnell and voted out and my heart starts fluttering it's wings.
and then my eyes narrow and my nostrils flair, saliva starts pooling and claws emerge and rage starts booming "GOOD! GOOD!"

These have been difficult years.
 
2020-04-26 8:00:04 PM  
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2020-04-26 8:01:39 PM  

Jake Havechek: I'm betting his tweets tomorrow morning are going to be even more deranged.  Since he stopped his dumbass daily "press conferences", he's going to get his main info from those three idiots on the sectional couch, known as Fox and Friends.


Even they're pulling the plug on him.

See his Fox tweet from earlier today.

He's got OANN and his spray tan on his side, and that's it.
 
2020-04-26 8:05:37 PM  
Wait, is Trump actually reading responses to his tweets now? Does he know who Jeff Tiedrich and that Eugene doctor guy are?
 
2020-04-26 8:10:29 PM  
I don't care if it was a half assed attempt at sarcasm (it wasn't, he's just a moron). Why is he bringing this shiat up out of the blue now?
 
2020-04-26 8:14:53 PM  
You meant Pulitzer, and tried to type Nobel.  Then you feigned sarcasm again on your repeated misspelling.  Which wouldn't have made the least bit of sense as there is no Nobel prize for journalism.

It's ok, we know you're really this stupid already. You don't have to keep showing us.
 
2020-04-26 8:15:54 PM  

Mugato: I don't care if it was a half assed attempt at sarcasm (it wasn't, he's just a moron). Why is he bringing this shiat up out of the blue now?


My guess is one of the major news outlets received a copy of the unredacted Mueller report and per protocol called the WH for comment on the contents of their article before publishing.
 
2020-04-26 8:20:37 PM  
You know who else was sarcastic?  Hitler.
 
2020-04-26 8:25:34 PM  

Mugato: I don't care if it was a half assed attempt at sarcasm (it wasn't, he's just a moron). Why is he bringing this shiat up out of the blue now?


Two reasons:

1 - He is and forever will be upset that Obama got a Nobel Prize and he didn't
2 - Someone, somewhere, made fun of him for spelling it wrong, in some forum e.g. Twitter where he would notice that mockery. For this, he'll spend the rest of his life insisting that it's called the "Noble Prize" (see also "smocking gun"), as well as hating any and every famous person who got a laugh at his expense.
 
2020-04-26 8:28:11 PM  
Someone here called this.
 
2020-04-26 8:32:01 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!


You called him "President half-rotted yam." I think that pretty well sums it up.
 
2020-04-26 8:34:03 PM  

King Something: Mugato: I don't care if it was a half assed attempt at sarcasm (it wasn't, he's just a moron). Why is he bringing this shiat up out of the blue now?

Two reasons:

1 - He is and forever will be upset that Obama got a Nobel Prize and he didn't
2 - Someone, somewhere, made fun of him for spelling it wrong, in some forum e.g. Twitter where he would notice that mockery. For this, he'll spend the rest of his life insisting that it's called the "Noble Prize" (see also "smocking gun"), as well as hating any and every famous person who got a laugh at his expense.


Yeah I get that but why now? No one gives a shiat about Russia right now.
 
2020-04-26 8:37:50 PM  
I'm just now reading this story.

He just can't stop. This is like a tornado of stupid. He meant Pulitzer and said Noble instead of Nobel, which would have still been wrong but at least not misspelled, and now he can't backtrack. He simply has to keep doubling down, no matter how wrong he is. He just can not admit a mistake and he can't stop himself from doubling down after making mistakes.

I doubted all those people who said he was deranged. As bad as he is, I truly thought he was just a shallow, stupid asshole with an out of control ego. I was wrong. There is something not right with him. He is not right in the head.

This is the time when the grown up should be stepping in. It's terrifying that they are not and apparently will never do something to stop him.
 
2020-04-26 8:45:04 PM  

Mugato: King Something: Mugato: I don't care if it was a half assed attempt at sarcasm (it wasn't, he's just a moron). Why is he bringing this shiat up out of the blue now?

Two reasons:

1 - He is and forever will be upset that Obama got a Nobel Prize and he didn't
2 - Someone, somewhere, made fun of him for spelling it wrong, in some forum e.g. Twitter where he would notice that mockery. For this, he'll spend the rest of his life insisting that it's called the "Noble Prize" (see also "smocking gun"), as well as hating any and every famous person who got a laugh at his expense.

Yeah I get that but why now? No one gives a shiat about Russia right now.


Because he's an idiot?
 
2020-04-26 8:46:24 PM  
In the words of the great Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, "When you look at me like that, I'm joking!"
 
2020-04-26 8:53:57 PM  
Does this guy ever shut up? Does he really think everyone is awaiting his next thought?
 
2020-04-26 8:54:39 PM  
Why, yes, I *am* tired of all this winning. Why do you ask?
 
2020-04-26 8:56:31 PM  

Shostie: Mugato: King Something: Mugato: I don't care if it was a half assed attempt at sarcasm (it wasn't, he's just a moron). Why is he bringing this shiat up out of the blue now?

Two reasons:

1 - He is and forever will be upset that Obama got a Nobel Prize and he didn't
2 - Someone, somewhere, made fun of him for spelling it wrong, in some forum e.g. Twitter where he would notice that mockery. For this, he'll spend the rest of his life insisting that it's called the "Noble Prize" (see also "smocking gun"), as well as hating any and every famous person who got a laugh at his expense.

Yeah I get that but why now? No one gives a shiat about Russia right now.

Because he's an idiot?


Fair enough.
 
2020-04-26 8:59:52 PM  

edmo: Does this guy ever shut up? Does he really think everyone is awaiting his next thought?


I sure as hell am.I used to hate Twitter but if it shines a light on the psychosis of him and his followers than rip 'em rip.
 
2020-04-26 9:05:14 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: This is like a tornado of stupid. He meant Pulitzer


No he didn't...  he really doesn't know. He's an idiot.
 
2020-04-26 9:08:08 PM  
Stop Digging.
 
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