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(NYPost)   Does this strike you as a man who has missed a single meal in his entire life?   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-04-26 6:25:40 PM  
Snacks aren't meals, even when they're entire bukkets of KFC drowned in gravy.
 
2020-04-26 6:30:14 PM  
Translation: Trump has locked himself in his bedroom and is rage eating Big Macs.
 
2020-04-26 6:30:26 PM  
Does learning the alphabet count as 'working hard'? Hell, does learning to count count?
 
2020-04-26 6:39:26 PM  
What a farking bunch of bullshiat they are spewing.
 
2020-04-26 6:39:51 PM  
It was stated by sources that he constantly eats things like French Fries and his other , "comfort foods"
while watching TV for hours and hours a day, and barely ever has meals with the wife and kid..
Probably because he's eating crap constantly all day..
 
2020-04-26 6:41:29 PM  
he eats a lot of hamberders i'm sure
 
2020-04-26 6:50:06 PM  
5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.
 
2020-04-26 6:58:16 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: It was stated by sources that he constantly eats things like French Fries and his other , "comfort foods"
while watching TV for hours and hours a day, and barely ever has meals with the wife and kid..
Probably because he's eating crap constantly all day..


Executive time is not family time
 
2020-04-26 7:15:42 PM  
Maybe that explains something? Maybe he's just hangry.


No, he's really a cranky moron.
 
2020-04-26 7:58:03 PM  

WTFDYW: What a farking bunch of bullshiat they are spewing.


I guess with Fox not fellating him as hard as possible the Post is angling for the top spot tickling his balls.
 
2020-04-26 8:02:13 PM  
Along with getting lots of exercise on the golf course every weekend, this is how he maintains his girlish figure.
 
2020-04-26 8:10:49 PM  
So he makes a lot of phone calls. So what? We all know he likes to blab constantly at someone. Anyone.

Trump's schedule generally is grueling for reporters and officials whose personal lives are tied to his activities. On Easter, for example, Trump was working in the Oval Office to broker an oil production agreement between Saudi Arabia and Russia.

I have no idea what these words in this order mean.
 
2020-04-26 8:15:46 PM  
after second breakfast and elevensies, sometimes his constipation makes him feel like he couldn't eat lunch if he tried
 
2020-04-26 8:23:06 PM  
Someone that full of shiat can't be missing meals.
 
2020-04-26 8:40:51 PM  
Who is he so busy calling all day?
 
2020-04-26 8:41:14 PM  
Yeah, sure.
 
2020-04-26 8:42:49 PM  
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What Trump's lunch probably looks like


"I don't know who ordered these f*ing salads.  You've given me the food my food eats."
 
2020-04-26 8:53:07 PM  

edmo: Who is he so busy calling all day?


Plumbers
 
2020-04-26 8:55:03 PM  
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2020-04-26 9:34:45 PM  

arrogantbastich: 5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.


5 dozen.  Which is bullshiat.

You know how I know this is bullshiat?  Because Trump started it with a tweet, and his staff are now pushing hard on the story.  Jesus Fark, we are so f*cking boned.
 
2020-04-26 10:07:28 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: 5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.

5 dozen.  Which is bullshiat.

You know how I know this is bullshiat?  Because Trump started it with a tweet, and his staff are now pushing hard on the story.  Jesus Fark, we are so f*cking boned.


He calls professional wrestlers and golfers. His dipshiat followers from Mar-a-Logo. We know this.

A good man is dying of a heart attack somewhere while this guy fats along.
 
2020-04-26 10:26:18 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: 5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.

5 dozen.  Which is bullshiat.

You know how I know this is bullshiat?  Because Trump started it with a tweet, and his staff are now pushing hard on the story.  Jesus Fark, we are so f*cking boned.

He calls professional wrestlers and golfers. His dipshiat followers from Mar-a-Logo. We know this.

A good man is dying of a heart attack somewhere while this guy fats along.


Why do people care so much about him being fat?  I'm more concerned whether my President is competent.  If we had a good President in office, one who knew how to do the damn job and honestly was trying to make the world a better place, s/he could be twice the size of William Howard f*cking Taft and have to be moved around with a goddamned crane, for all I care.
 
2020-04-26 10:33:46 PM  
So, we're supposed to believe that he can't eat and watch tv at the same time?

ok.
 
2020-04-26 10:46:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: 5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.

5 dozen.  Which is bullshiat.

You know how I know this is bullshiat?  Because Trump started it with a tweet, and his staff are now pushing hard on the story.  Jesus Fark, we are so f*cking boned.

He calls professional wrestlers and golfers. His dipshiat followers from Mar-a-Logo. We know this.

A good man is dying of a heart attack somewhere while this guy fats along.

Why do people care so much about him being fat?  I'm more concerned whether my President is competent.  If we had a good President in office, one who knew how to do the damn job and honestly was trying to make the world a better place, s/he could be twice the size of William Howard f*cking Taft and have to be moved around with a goddamned crane, for all I care.


This is literally a thread about his eating habits.
 
2020-04-26 10:57:21 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Benevolent Misanthrope: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: 5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.

5 dozen.  Which is bullshiat.

You know how I know this is bullshiat?  Because Trump started it with a tweet, and his staff are now pushing hard on the story.  Jesus Fark, we are so f*cking boned.

He calls professional wrestlers and golfers. His dipshiat followers from Mar-a-Logo. We know this.

A good man is dying of a heart attack somewhere while this guy fats along.

Why do people care so much about him being fat?  I'm more concerned whether my President is competent.  If we had a good President in office, one who knew how to do the damn job and honestly was trying to make the world a better place, s/he could be twice the size of William Howard f*cking Taft and have to be moved around with a goddamned crane, for all I care.

This is literally a thread about his eating habits.


Yeah, fair enough.  It's just when I see that whole "fatty fat fat" stuff, I think of a comment someone once made here - When dealing with Dynamite Monkey, can we all please stop biatching about the fact that he's a monkey, and concentrate more the fact that HE HAS THE F*CKING DYNAMITE?
 
2020-04-26 11:11:14 PM  
Trump misses meals?  Really?  Trump gives me the impression that if he goes into one of his favorite restaurants, he orders everything on the menu except for the items "THANK YOU", "PLEASE" and "COME AGAIN!".
 
2020-04-26 11:11:16 PM  
Diet pills are a hell of a drug,
 
2020-04-26 11:12:36 PM  
My brother does this all the time with breakfast and lunch. And he has a massive dinner at 9 pm. When he does eat; he eats as quickly as possible, giving himself heartburn.
 
2020-04-26 11:12:43 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Benevolent Misanthrope: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: 5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.

5 dozen.  Which is bullshiat.

You know how I know this is bullshiat?  Because Trump started it with a tweet, and his staff are now pushing hard on the story.  Jesus Fark, we are so f*cking boned.

He calls professional wrestlers and golfers. His dipshiat followers from Mar-a-Logo. We know this.

A good man is dying of a heart attack somewhere while this guy fats along.

Why do people care so much about him being fat?  I'm more concerned whether my President is competent.  If we had a good President in office, one who knew how to do the damn job and honestly was trying to make the world a better place, s/he could be twice the size of William Howard f*cking Taft and have to be moved around with a goddamned crane, for all I care.

This is literally a thread about his eating habits.

Yeah, fair enough.  It's just when I see that whole "fatty fat fat" stuff, I think of a comment someone once made here - When dealing with Dynamite Monkey, can we all please stop biatching about the fact that he's a monkey, and concentrate more the fact that HE HAS THE F*CKING DYNAMITE?


We all know he has the dynamite.  A normal person would not blow themselves up.  A septuagenarian who doesn't care about their personal health and eats badly would not consider the lives of other people before launching a nuke.  Who dies if 45* launches a nuke against Best Korea? Not 45*.  Who dies if Best Korea launches a nuke against Hawai'i?  Not 45*

His eating habits are an external manifestation of his lack of concern for anyone else other than his primal needs.  A normal person would think "I should probably not die; I'm the President of the United States."  45* thinks "I should order two Big Macs through the drive-through unannounced so nobody poisons me."
 
2020-04-26 11:13:36 PM  

Rann Xerox: Trump misses meals?  Really?  Trump gives me the impression that if he goes into one of his favorite restaurants, he orders everything on the menu except for the items "THANK YOU", "PLEASE" and "COME AGAIN!".


He hasn't been able to do that since 2002.
 
2020-04-26 11:17:35 PM  
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Stop lying, Trump!
 
2020-04-26 11:17:50 PM  
White House officials say ...

fark off, lying White House officials.
 
2020-04-26 11:18:05 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: 5 whole calls a day? That could be an hour for me. Way to sell being a lazy pissant as hard working, NYPOST.

5 dozen.  Which is bullshiat.

You know how I know this is bullshiat?  Because Trump started it with a tweet, and his staff are now pushing hard on the story.  Jesus Fark, we are so f*cking boned.

He calls professional wrestlers and golfers. His dipshiat followers from Mar-a-Logo. We know this.

A good man is dying of a heart attack somewhere while this guy fats along.

Why do people care so much about him being fat?  I'm more concerned whether my President is competent.  If we had a good President in office, one who knew how to do the damn job and honestly was trying to make the world a better place, s/he could be twice the size of William Howard f*cking Taft and have to be moved around with a goddamned crane, for all I care.


Get on the raft.
 
2020-04-26 11:18:36 PM  
I skip lunch every day, where the fark's my medal?
 
2020-04-26 11:19:35 PM  
The cleaning staff responsible for picking up fried chicken buckets and Big Mac wrappers would beg to differ.
The Bidens are going to need to hire a hazmat crew to get that fonk out.
 
2020-04-26 11:20:21 PM  
Some people are skipping meals because they can't afford food and we're supposed to feel sorry for the guy that made that happen.
 
2020-04-26 11:20:41 PM  
On another tangent: Trump monitoring TV news coverage "is like a linebacker watching tape," the first official said. "How else are we going to know what's being said and what's being reported out there?"

Gee, I dunno, maybe he could go to his daily briefings and listen to them? Like EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT UP TILL THIS ONE?
 
2020-04-26 11:21:04 PM  
When I was going into the office, I often skipped or had lunch really, really late.  Or maybe at quickly at my desk while doing work.

WHERES MY NOBLE PRIZE!!!!
I NOBLE DAMMIT!!!!
NOBBLE!!! MEE!!!!
 
2020-04-26 11:21:17 PM  
Yeah, I believe that...
 
2020-04-26 11:23:05 PM  

edmo: Who is he so busy calling all day?


Hannity of course
 
2020-04-26 11:24:18 PM  
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First lunch or second lunch?
 
2020-04-26 11:24:25 PM  
Pretty sure those calls to other world leaders are him giving advice they don't need.
 
2020-04-26 11:24:38 PM  
Stimulants often make you less hungry
 
2020-04-26 11:25:53 PM  
Who are they trying to kid?  We already know he spends at least 2 to 3 hours each morning watching FOX, toilet tweeting and hate reading any article that calls out his BS.  Add the nearly two hour breifings and almost half his day is spent on or in front of a tv.
 
2020-04-26 11:26:14 PM  

LarryDan43: Stimulants often make you less hungry


Most folks on a lot of stimulants who skip meals tend to lose weight, too.
 
2020-04-26 11:27:16 PM  

LarryDan43: Stimulants often make you less hungry


First thing that went through my head
 
2020-04-26 11:28:33 PM  
The whole argument smacks of Donald Rumsfeld mocking prisoners undergoing stress-posture interrogation by saying sometimes he was on his feet eight hours a day.
 
2020-04-26 11:29:59 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: It was stated by sources that he constantly eats things like French Fries and his other , "comfort foods"
while watching TV for hours and hours a day, and barely ever has meals with the wife and kid..
Probably because he's eating crap constantly all day..


At first I thought it said 'French sources'.
And I don't think Melania and Barron live in the White House. Her parents have an estate in Potomac, Maryland that's near his school.
 
2020-04-26 11:30:37 PM  
If his day starts at 0330 local and it takes roughly 5 hours to have lunch, that would be your breakfast, or perhaps elevensies depending on your cultural leanings.

So...yeah. Lick my shorts.
 
2020-04-26 11:31:13 PM  

edmo: Who is he so busy calling all day?


Cindy Adams.
 
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