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(TMZ)   He might be dead. He might be alive. He's Schrödinger's dictator   (tmz.com) divider line
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2020-04-25 3:30:01 PM  
Is he alive, or is he a dead?
When he's waterboarding does he get wet?
Or does the water board him instead?
Nobody knows, Dictator man
 
2020-04-25 3:31:39 PM  
What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.
 
2020-04-25 3:32:17 PM  

Action Replay Nick: Is he alive, or is he a dead?
When he's waterboarding does he get wet?
Or does the water board him instead?
Nobody knows, Dictator man


Haaaas hee lost his mind?

Yes.
 
2020-04-25 3:32:56 PM  
Since the other one never was greened, this pic with the tiny hands is too priceless to not show again.

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2020-04-25 3:33:22 PM  
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2020-04-25 3:33:51 PM  

Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.


It's not News. It's Fark.com.
 
2020-04-25 3:34:08 PM  
Jesus.  TMZ.

Also:

He needed a stent procedure done, but apparently ... it either wasn't done rapidly enough, or it was botched completely by the surgeon -- with some reports saying he had shaky hands.

Well, Mr. Surgeon, you may have done the world a huge favor, but I would not want to be in your position right now.  At all.

If you are lucky you will be looking down the barrel of a heavy artillery weapon and it will be quick.

Kinda have the feelin' it isn't going to be quick though.
 
2020-04-25 3:34:39 PM  
So what method of execution are they going to use for the surgeon?
 
2020-04-25 3:34:49 PM  
So much for the adage "Only the good die young."

If his sister becomes the new Dear Leader, even NK will have a female leader before the US.
 
2020-04-25 3:34:51 PM  
just another piece of shiat the world will be better off for his death.
 
2020-04-25 3:35:06 PM  
Puny god.
 
2020-04-25 3:35:20 PM  

Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.


There are several possible states of the same submission. The universe ultimately determines which headline goes green for the observing liter.
 
2020-04-25 3:35:42 PM  
Quarantine: Day 20

The Death Note works.
 
2020-04-25 3:36:39 PM  

Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.


Or how many submitters thought this was breaking news, even though we've had this thread live since early this morning.

Even so, it's still all rumor and speculation. For all we know, Kim is being a master troll again. Or he's been dead for a month. Or his body double is getting brought up to speed while the generals try to figure out to get rid of the sister. Or maybe we went to Disneyland.
 
2020-04-25 3:36:43 PM  
The way this whole thing has played out in the media I'm certain he's dead and we've know for days but have been attempting to start a proxy war in order to destabilize their country.
 
2020-04-25 3:37:02 PM  

Befuddled: So much for the adage "Only the good die young."

If his sister becomes the new Dear Leader, even NK will have a female leader before the US.


She won't. She may retain her status, but she will not be in charge
 
2020-04-25 3:37:17 PM  
Trump's tweet taking credit gor this will look great in his campaign ads
 
2020-04-25 3:37:36 PM  

Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.


Because being first is better than being right.

I first saw it from a Hong Kong source, if it makes you feel better.
 
2020-04-25 3:39:00 PM  
TMZ: For the world's breaking news.

/Won't believe a word of it until it's on the BBC.
 
2020-04-25 3:39:12 PM  
Kim Jong-undead.

If Trump doesn't spend the next several weeks pouting in bis bedroom re-reading the beautiful letters he was sent, it was never really true love but just a high school crush.
 
2020-04-25 3:39:31 PM  

Glitchwerks: Jesus. TMZ.


I know. My go-to source for foreign news, especially from murky parts of the world like NK, is Tiger Beat but I guess TMZ will have to do in this case.
 
2020-04-25 3:40:51 PM  
Kim Jong Un is a vegetable and a team of Chinese plastic surgeons are harvesting his face and hands for transplant.

In a few weeks, a noticeably taller and skinny Kim Jong Un shall be presented to the world and everyone will go on as they did when Dennis Rodman came back from North Korea with darker skin, a wider head and no knowledge of how to apply eyeshadow.
 
2020-04-25 3:41:06 PM  
Nothing of value may or may not have been lost.
 
2020-04-25 3:41:28 PM  
<--- FREE DICTATOR
 
2020-04-25 3:42:10 PM  
We've always had a great relationship. Tremendous. A tremendous relationship and I wish him the best. But did you see his successor? That Kim Yo Jong. She's Kim's hot sister!  I met her at our sleepover ba.. SUMMIT.. I mean summit. I met her during the summit when I was there before hanging with my buddy Kim. She told me she likes me you know. Everybody's saying it. She likes me and she is HOT! I mean, Lysol face-injection hot!
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2020-04-25 3:42:14 PM  

pjabbott: So what method of execution are they going to use for the surgeon?


All of them
 
2020-04-25 3:42:47 PM  
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2020-04-25 3:42:53 PM  

abitofbuffalo: The way this whole thing has played out in the media I'm certain he's dead and we've know for days but have been attempting to start a proxy war in order to destabilize their country.


It's kind of like Steve Jobs: When they announce his death, it actually means he's been dead for awhile and they're timing the publicizing of the news so as to not cause a panic.

The fact that his younger sister was just promoted to incumbent is a good indication that regime change has already happened.
 
2020-04-25 3:43:12 PM  
Weekend At Kim's.
 
2020-04-25 3:43:21 PM  

Glitchwerks: Well, Mr. Surgeon, you may have done the world a huge favor, but I would not want to be in your position right now.  At all.


I doubt he or his family have a care in the world.
 
2020-04-25 3:43:28 PM  

Glitchwerks: Jesus.  TMZ.

Also:

He needed a stent procedure done, but apparently ... it either wasn't done rapidly enough, or it was botched completely by the surgeon -- with some reports saying he had shaky hands.

Well, Mr. Surgeon, you may have done the world a huge favor, but I would not want to be in your position right now.  At all.

If you are lucky you will be looking down the barrel of a heavy artillery weapon and it will be quick.

Kinda have the feelin' it isn't going to be quick though.


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In North Korea, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, DPRK boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! DPRK boss die! DPRK very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill DPRK boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
 
2020-04-25 3:43:58 PM  

Man On A Mission: Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.

Or how many submitters thought this was breaking news, even though we've had this thread live since early this morning.

Even so, it's still all rumor and speculation. For all we know, Kim is being a master troll again. Or he's been dead for a month. Or his body double is getting brought up to speed while the generals try to figure out to get rid of the sister. Or maybe we went to Disneyland.


We know he was alive April 11th.  And he's missed a couple of really big public events since then.
 
2020-04-25 3:44:18 PM  

Befuddled: Glitchwerks: Jesus. TMZ.

I know. My go-to source for foreign news, especially from murky parts of the world like NK, is Tiger Beat but I guess TMZ will have to do in this case.


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2020-04-25 3:44:29 PM  
Not sure from the pixels.  But it might be confirmed

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2020-04-25 3:45:11 PM  

Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.


It's accurate, reliable news. They break more things more often than the fake news media does. Kobe's wife found out about the helicopter crash from TMZ tweets before the sheriff's office had notified her.
 
2020-04-25 3:45:58 PM  
TMZ is usually correct
 
2020-04-25 3:46:27 PM  

sirrerun: [media.tenor.com image 220x220]


These look like different humans to me.
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2020-04-25 3:46:31 PM  
If his sister becomes their new leader, Trump is going to be incredibly bummed as there won't be an evil despot's dick to suck.
 
2020-04-25 3:46:31 PM  

pjabbott: So what method of execution are they going to use for the surgeon?


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2020-04-25 3:47:54 PM  

Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.


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Sadly, in the state of affairs we're in, TMZ is one of the best, quickest, and most accurate news sources out there.  Most of what they report no one on Earth cares about, but when it comes to the rare times when they actually report something of note, they're the best.
 
2020-04-25 3:47:59 PM  

stevecore: Not sure from the pixels.  But it might be confirmed

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The text basically says "Kim Jong Un dead," so huh, seems legit. Well.

/gets popcorn
 
2020-04-25 3:48:19 PM  

RonRon893: We've always had a great relationship. Tremendous. A tremendous relationship and I wish him the best. But did you see his successor? That Kim Yo Jong. She's Kim's hot sister!  I met her at our sleepover ba.. SUMMIT.. I mean summit. I met her during the summit when I was there before hanging with my buddy Kim. She told me she likes me you know. Everybody's saying it. She likes me and she is HOT! I mean, Lysol face-injection hot!
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She looks like the Baroness.
 
2020-04-25 3:48:33 PM  

RonRon893: We've always had a great relationship. Tremendous. A tremendous relationship and I wish him the best. But did you see his successor? That Kim Yo Jong. She's Kim's hot sister!  I met her at our sleepover ba.. SUMMIT.. I mean summit. I met her during the summit when I was there before hanging with my buddy Kim. She told me she likes me you know. Everybody's saying it. She likes me and she is HOT! I mean, Lysol face-injection hot!
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That is one funny looking person right there. More than most people, even.
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2020-04-25 3:48:33 PM  
Kim might be on vacation.

A special train possibly belonging to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was spotted this week at a resort town in the country...
 
2020-04-25 3:48:42 PM  

mrmopar5287: than the fake news media does.

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2020-04-25 3:48:59 PM  

Glitchwerks: Jesus.  TMZ.

Also:

He needed a stent procedure done, but apparently ... it either wasn't done rapidly enough, or it was botched completely by the surgeon -- with some reports saying he had shaky hands.

Well, Mr. Surgeon, you may have done the world a huge favor, but I would not want to be in your position right now.  At all.

If you are lucky you will be looking down the barrel of a heavy artillery weapon and it will be quick.

Kinda have the feelin' it isn't going to be quick though.


Pretty sure it's going to involve Frankie Toscani, a straight razor and a rite of circumcision that doesn't stop at the tip
 
2020-04-25 3:49:02 PM  

Befuddled: NK will have a female leader before the US.


Edith Wilson was fairly effective running the USA for about 18 months.
 
2020-04-25 3:49:27 PM  

mrmopar5287: Badmoodman: What's disturbing is how many Farkers apparently follow TMZ, considering how many duplicate submissions there are.

It's accurate, reliable news. They break more things more often than the fake news media does. Kobe's wife found out about the helicopter crash from TMZ tweets before the sheriff's office had notified her.


Actually, it has been circulating in multiple news sources. When I saw TMZ was running with it, well, shiat got a little more real, TBH.
 
2020-04-25 3:49:27 PM  

Purple_Urkle: sirrerun: [media.tenor.com image 220x220]

These look like different humans to me.
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They look like different species to me.
 
2020-04-25 3:49:51 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: RonRon893: We've always had a great relationship. Tremendous. A tremendous relationship and I wish him the best. But did you see his successor? That Kim Yo Jong. She's Kim's hot sister!  I met her at our sleepover ba.. SUMMIT.. I mean summit. I met her during the summit when I was there before hanging with my buddy Kim. She told me she likes me you know. Everybody's saying it. She likes me and she is HOT! I mean, Lysol face-injection hot!
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That is one funny looking person right there. More than most people, even.
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"Go Bears."
 
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