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2020-04-25 1:33:43 PM  
49 votes:
Nice try libzzz. She ain't got no gun, tacticool, or merican flag or, most importantly, jesus. Can't be a patriot!!!11!!

HAHAHAHA MAGAWAGAKAGA!!!11!!
 
2020-04-25 2:01:49 PM  
39 votes:
Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.
 
2020-04-25 2:47:17 PM  
29 votes:
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It's really sad that people with personal interests are politicizing this situation. If they didn't stubbornly cling to their preconceptions, they would surely step back and allow policy decisions to be made by the businesses and politicians who serve and are accountable to the American people.

I mean... she just *looks* shrill
 
2020-04-25 2:26:18 PM  
20 votes:

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


There, there snowflake. Unclench your sphincter. The nasty nurse won't hurt you.
 
2020-04-25 1:51:43 PM  
19 votes:
Like the fist of an angry god, after a shower of course.
 
2020-04-25 3:04:23 PM  
17 votes:
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I'm alive because of the excellent Nurses and Doctors I was lucky to be able to see.

F###K these asshole protestors. Or better yet, why don't you join your fearful leader in a cocktail:
 
2020-04-25 3:01:40 PM  
16 votes:
I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'
 
2020-04-25 1:59:07 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-04-25 1:36:27 PM  
13 votes:
I thought it was going to be about Trump
 
2020-04-25 4:15:20 PM  
8 votes:

Bruscar: jso2897: CrackHeadMatt: jso2897: This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.

Sad thing is the only thing on that list that is closed in AZ is the bars... kinda.

If the bar also has a food licence (many do) they are selling to go drinks in soda cups.   I have never seen more open container violations in my life, and nothing bad is happening.   Hopefully this will lead to the disposal of a bunch of stupid laws left over from prohibition days.

Well, it would be crazy to arrest anyone for anything less than serious crimes right now - what are you going to do, jam a bunch of people into a jail?
That's not going to help, at all.

There are metro areas where perpetrators aren't being arrested for serious crimes - like strangling a domestic partner. Bullshiat is about to be reopened, but police lobbies remain closed to the public. But yeah let's reopen the damned bars, beauty parlors, tattoo shops, a ...

You know what? I can't even think straight to compose a reply because the guy across the street has been making as much noise as humanly possible for HOURS. That sunuvabiatch has mowed, used a power weed eater, used a leaf blower, and now he's out there with a power washer washing every square inch of his driveway. His. driveway. That thing OUTSIDE that he parks cars on. He's cleaning like he intends to eat directly off of the driveway. I'm struggling not to snap.


Snickers?
 
2020-04-25 5:59:12 PM  
7 votes:
"virtue signal"

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2020-04-25 1:39:09 PM  
7 votes:

neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?


But they need to get their hair dyed blue and hang out with the ladies at church passing judgment on someone that messed up.
 
2020-04-25 3:36:00 PM  
6 votes:
I think men of all political persuasions can unite behind appreciation of a cute nurse. Let's focus on what matters here people!

/EIP, Nurse Staredown
 
2020-04-25 1:59:29 PM  
6 votes:
So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing
 
2020-04-25 1:52:06 PM  
6 votes:

neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?


Not all, no. But go on blaming the Boomers for everything. The 1% snicker at you from their secure mansions.
 
2020-04-25 1:48:04 PM  
6 votes:
One of many I could post:

Bud Light - Real American Heroes - Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
Youtube p28esasA9KU
 
2020-04-25 3:12:53 PM  
5 votes:

SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'


Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.
 
2020-04-25 4:12:04 PM  
4 votes:

jso2897: CrackHeadMatt: jso2897: This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.

Sad thing is the only thing on that list that is closed in AZ is the bars... kinda.

If the bar also has a food licence (many do) they are selling to go drinks in soda cups.   I have never seen more open container violations in my life, and nothing bad is happening.   Hopefully this will lead to the disposal of a bunch of stupid laws left over from prohibition days.

Well, it would be crazy to arrest anyone for anything less than serious crimes right now - what are you going to do, jam a bunch of people into a jail?
That's not going to help, at all.


There are metro areas where perpetrators aren't being arrested for serious crimes - like strangling a domestic partner. Bullshiat is about to be reopened, but police lobbies remain closed to the public. But yeah let's reopen the damned bars, beauty parlors, tattoo shops, a ...

You know what? I can't even think straight to compose a reply because the guy across the street has been making as much noise as humanly possible for HOURS. That sunuvabiatch has mowed, used a power weed eater, used a leaf blower, and now he's out there with a power washer washing every square inch of his driveway. His. driveway. That thing OUTSIDE that he parks cars on. He's cleaning like he intends to eat directly off of the driveway. I'm struggling not to snap.
 
2020-04-25 3:27:35 PM  
4 votes:

MBooda: Kumana Wanalaia: Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing

recognization =/= worship

Huh? But we've been told again and again here that recognizing the existence of God makes one a full fledged religious fanatic wacko.


Ricky's classic knock knock fuck off
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2020-04-25 2:18:45 PM  
4 votes:
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Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch them burn.
 
2020-04-25 1:56:32 PM  
4 votes:

bingethinker: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

Not all, no. But go on blaming the Boomers for everything. The 1% snicker at you from their secure mansions.


Did boomer even appear in my post asswipe? I was commenting on the "already jobless, jobs don't matter to them" - ness of the protestors.

I guess we know who the insecure boomer in the thread is. You should binge think on how not to read shiat that isn't there into shiat people say.
 
2020-04-25 3:41:50 PM  
3 votes:
Fark thread about a female. O/U for her being sexualized is 20 posts. If you had "under", collect your winnings.
 
2020-04-25 2:05:52 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-04-25 1:48:56 PM  
3 votes:
Bud Light - Real American Heroes - Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inv
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2020-04-25 1:37:45 PM  
3 votes:
That is badass. When they're building statues to commemorate the COVID-19 crisis, this could be a design.
 
2020-04-25 6:53:52 PM  
2 votes:

JZDave: zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.

There, there snowflake. Unclench your sphincter. The nasty nurse won't hurt you.


She won't? Welp, I'm out.
 
2020-04-25 4:54:13 PM  
2 votes:

otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.


Thank you
 
2020-04-25 4:16:33 PM  
2 votes:

DoctorCal: Fark thread about a female. O/U for her being sexualized is 20 posts. If you had "under", collect your winnings.


Right, because a good looking male doctor would not have drawn any salacious comments.

It's Fark, and you've been here long enough to not be offended. But I guess the new cool is to virtue signal. Good forbid anybody behave like old Fark, rather than the all-new, all political trench warfare version of today.

/EIP hot lady nurses
/EIP hot lady doctors too
/hell, EIP female farkers
 
2020-04-25 3:34:57 PM  
2 votes:

SoberCannibal: Parthenogenetic: SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'

Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.

Whichever hurts the most.


That would be telling people that a 15cc injection of carolina reaper oil will make you immune
 
2020-04-25 3:14:54 PM  
2 votes:

kdawg7736: One of many I could post:

[YouTube video: Bud Light - Real American Heroes - Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer]


This is my favorite:

Real Men of Genius -- Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
Youtube OdGj-FVxOcs
 
2020-04-25 2:29:06 PM  
2 votes:

buravirgil: otiosa: That's TRUE America.

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Antarctica has entered the chat.
 
2020-04-25 2:27:02 PM  
2 votes:

otiosa: That's TRUE America.


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2020-04-25 2:25:39 PM  
2 votes:

Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing


recognization =/= worship
 
2020-04-25 2:16:46 PM  
2 votes:

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


That was sarcasm right?  If not - you one stupid mother fk er......Brain damaged.

btw HER right was also constitutionally protected - and yet you have a problem with it.
 
2020-04-25 1:49:40 PM  
2 votes:
Shouldn't these out-of-work rugged individuals be out pulling their bootstraps and entrepreneur-ing?  They should see this as an opportunity to become their own boss.  They can become one of the revered job creators.
 
2020-04-25 1:49:39 PM  
2 votes:
Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.
 
2020-04-25 1:37:43 PM  
2 votes:

phrawgh: Nice try libzzz. She ain't got no gun, tacticool, or merican flag or, most importantly, jesus. Can't be a patriot!!!11!!

HAHAHAHA MAGAWAGAKAGA!!!11!!


Don't you mean Confederate flag?
 
2020-04-25 1:37:32 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?
 
2020-04-25 12:43:32 PM  
2 votes:
JFC "The Purge of the stupid" continues.

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2020-04-25 4:17:05 PM  
1 vote:
So, we're easily going to pass 60k deaths this week and these people are whining about their freedoms because they've been asked to sacrifice for a while in order to save hundreds of thousands, if not millions of American lives.  Yet less than 3000 people died on 9/11 and these same people, guaranteed, were fully willing to round up brown people in the US, give up rights to privacy and liberty, turn other countries into "glass parking lots", and start two wars, costing trillions of dollars in order to supposedly feel a sense of security here at home.  IMHO, this proves that they were never interested in security, and certainly not the loss of life, they're just stupid, angry, selfish, racist little biatch-ass snowflakes who will lash out at anything they don't like.
 
2020-04-25 3:53:30 PM  
1 vote:
I would say at the next large gathering of protesters, hospitals should start dropping off body bags, with bodies in them, and see how long those protesters want to hang around.
 
2020-04-25 3:15:28 PM  
1 vote:

Parthenogenetic: SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'

Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.


Whichever hurts the most.
 
2020-04-25 2:49:30 PM  
1 vote:

Kumana Wanalaia: Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing

recognization =/= worship


Huh? But we've been told again and again here that recognizing the existence of God makes one a full fledged religious fanatic wacko.
 
2020-04-25 2:48:44 PM  
1 vote:

lifeslammer: Yeah, not gonna lie. If any of those reopen idiots ever got in my face they would be picking their teeth out of the pavement with pliers


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2020-04-25 2:47:04 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, not gonna lie. If any of those reopen idiots ever got in my face they would be picking their teeth out of the pavement with pliers
 
2020-04-25 2:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
brantgoose: Though someone had blundered. done goofed
 
2020-04-25 2:18:15 PM  
1 vote:

Cubs300: otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.

I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.


If that's what you want to believe, then I am not one to say otherwise. But how are we going to rebuild this nation when we are constantly letting the worst among us define it?
 
2020-04-25 2:14:20 PM  
1 vote:

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


Good Troll sir, Good Troll.   Out of raw curiosity and boredom I decided to go and check out the protest.  it was anything but peaceful.  So many angry people who are obviously upset to be stuck at home because it reminds them that they haven't seen their genitals in some time.,,,,,, it was a bunch of angry fat old farkers.  The protest would have been a ideal target for a Borat skit.
As far as peaceful?  They forced their way into a office building, made it to the elevator lobby but couldn't get anywhere because they shut down the elevators and they were all too fat for the stairs.

Good for the nurses who are on the front line while these fat farks who are at high risk of death to this go about and be asses.  I hope they get it, I hope they die alone.
 
2020-04-25 2:11:15 PM  
1 vote:

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


With all that is going on in the word today, your primary concern was to be an internet troll.  Please reconsider your life choices.
 
2020-04-25 2:09:20 PM  
1 vote:
A reminder for everyone who goes near one of these 'protests'... nice, clear images and video please. We really, really, really need to remember who these nuts are. And, when the oligarchal regime is removed in January, we really, really, really, really, really need to remember who these nuts are.

/assuming they survive their lunacy
//Of course, some will just due to good health and luck and will deny it was ever a real thing
///those people should be taken to Brother Island with the virus, and allow it to run rampant, and see how they fare...
////I swear Hammurabi had it right...
 
2020-04-25 2:06:36 PM  
1 vote:
Of such is the Kingdom Queendom of Heaven.

The meek shall inherit the Earth when the fools and bullies are done with ruining it.

Don't be a passive victim or an active and aggressive executioner. Be a Doctor, be a Healer. -- Albert Camus, The Plague
 
2020-04-25 2:05:00 PM  
1 vote:

Cubs300: otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.

I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.


Heath Ledger? is that you?
 
2020-04-25 1:53:22 PM  
1 vote:

Cigar smoking hippie: JFC "The Purge of the stupid" continues.

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I was just going to post that image.  These idiots trying to talk science to actual nurses is hilarious.

Also, what is the point of the "USA" chant here?
 
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