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2020-04-25 12:13:23 PM  
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2020-04-25 12:43:32 PM  
JFC "The Purge of the stupid" continues.

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2020-04-25 1:33:43 PM  
Nice try libzzz. She ain't got no gun, tacticool, or merican flag or, most importantly, jesus. Can't be a patriot!!!11!!

HAHAHAHA MAGAWAGAKAGA!!!11!!
 
2020-04-25 1:36:27 PM  
I thought it was going to be about Trump
 
2020-04-25 1:37:16 PM  
And she will probably not even think twice about taking care of those idiots when they show up at her hospital sick.
 
2020-04-25 1:37:32 PM  
Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?
 
2020-04-25 1:37:33 PM  

Vtimlin: I thought it was going to be about Trump


That would be "zero".
 
2020-04-25 1:37:43 PM  

phrawgh: Nice try libzzz. She ain't got no gun, tacticool, or merican flag or, most importantly, jesus. Can't be a patriot!!!11!!

HAHAHAHA MAGAWAGAKAGA!!!11!!


Don't you mean Confederate flag?
 
2020-04-25 1:37:45 PM  
That is badass. When they're building statues to commemorate the COVID-19 crisis, this could be a design.
 
2020-04-25 1:39:09 PM  

neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?


But they need to get their hair dyed blue and hang out with the ladies at church passing judgment on someone that messed up.
 
2020-04-25 1:40:00 PM  

groppet: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

But they need to get their hair dyed blue and hang out with the ladies at church passing judgment on someone that messed up.


That flag hat motherfarker hasn't held a job in a decade at least. He just wants other people to die for his stock portfolio.
 
2020-04-25 1:48:04 PM  
One of many I could post:

Bud Light - Real American Heroes - Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
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2020-04-25 1:48:56 PM  
Bud Light - Real American Heroes - Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inv
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2020-04-25 1:49:39 PM  
Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.
 
2020-04-25 1:49:40 PM  
Shouldn't these out-of-work rugged individuals be out pulling their bootstraps and entrepreneur-ing?  They should see this as an opportunity to become their own boss.  They can become one of the revered job creators.
 
2020-04-25 1:51:43 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god, after a shower of course.
 
2020-04-25 1:52:06 PM  

neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?


Not all, no. But go on blaming the Boomers for everything. The 1% snicker at you from their secure mansions.
 
2020-04-25 1:52:19 PM  

groppet: And she will probably not even think twice about taking care of those idiots when they show up at her hospital sick.


Yeah, actually she would, but she'd do it anyways because she's not a self centered asshole who doesn't like being inconvenienced, in other words, an adult.
 
2020-04-25 1:52:21 PM  
These idiots are just ensuring the lock down orders will stay in effect longer.   Once again, reasonable people are being screwed by the selfish idiots who want to cut the line and yell at the manager.
 
2020-04-25 1:53:13 PM  

fzumrk: Shouldn't these out-of-work rugged individuals be out pulling their bootstraps and entrepreneur-ing?  They should see this as an opportunity to become their own boss.  They can become one of the revered job creators.


They can go get jobs as grocery clerks if they want to get out of the house and see people everyday.
 
2020-04-25 1:53:22 PM  

Cigar smoking hippie: JFC "The Purge of the stupid" continues.

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I was just going to post that image.  These idiots trying to talk science to actual nurses is hilarious.

Also, what is the point of the "USA" chant here?
 
2020-04-25 1:56:26 PM  

blondambition: phrawgh: Nice try libzzz. She ain't got no gun, tacticool, or merican flag or, most importantly, jesus. Can't be a patriot!!!11!!

HAHAHAHA MAGAWAGAKAGA!!!11!!

Don't you mean Confederate flag?


Only if there are no Third Reich designs available.
 
2020-04-25 1:56:31 PM  

otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.


I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.
 
2020-04-25 1:56:32 PM  

bingethinker: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

Not all, no. But go on blaming the Boomers for everything. The 1% snicker at you from their secure mansions.


Did boomer even appear in my post asswipe? I was commenting on the "already jobless, jobs don't matter to them" - ness of the protestors.

I guess we know who the insecure boomer in the thread is. You should binge think on how not to read shiat that isn't there into shiat people say.
 
2020-04-25 1:57:18 PM  
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2020-04-25 1:59:07 PM  
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2020-04-25 1:59:29 PM  
So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing
 
2020-04-25 1:59:43 PM  
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2020-04-25 2:01:49 PM  
Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.
 
2020-04-25 2:05:00 PM  

Cubs300: otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.

I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.


Heath Ledger? is that you?
 
2020-04-25 2:05:46 PM  

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beat me to it

RN* Jo is there!
 
2020-04-25 2:05:52 PM  
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2020-04-25 2:06:36 PM  
Of such is the Kingdom Queendom of Heaven.

The meek shall inherit the Earth when the fools and bullies are done with ruining it.

Don't be a passive victim or an active and aggressive executioner. Be a Doctor, be a Healer. -- Albert Camus, The Plague
 
2020-04-25 2:07:04 PM  
Though someone had blundered.
 
2020-04-25 2:09:20 PM  
A reminder for everyone who goes near one of these 'protests'... nice, clear images and video please. We really, really, really need to remember who these nuts are. And, when the oligarchal regime is removed in January, we really, really, really, really, really need to remember who these nuts are.

/assuming they survive their lunacy
//Of course, some will just due to good health and luck and will deny it was ever a real thing
///those people should be taken to Brother Island with the virus, and allow it to run rampant, and see how they fare...
////I swear Hammurabi had it right...
 
2020-04-25 2:11:15 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


With all that is going on in the word today, your primary concern was to be an internet troll.  Please reconsider your life choices.
 
2020-04-25 2:14:20 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


Good Troll sir, Good Troll.   Out of raw curiosity and boredom I decided to go and check out the protest.  it was anything but peaceful.  So many angry people who are obviously upset to be stuck at home because it reminds them that they haven't seen their genitals in some time.,,,,,, it was a bunch of angry fat old farkers.  The protest would have been a ideal target for a Borat skit.
As far as peaceful?  They forced their way into a office building, made it to the elevator lobby but couldn't get anywhere because they shut down the elevators and they were all too fat for the stairs.

Good for the nurses who are on the front line while these fat farks who are at high risk of death to this go about and be asses.  I hope they get it, I hope they die alone.
 
2020-04-25 2:15:04 PM  
You can stand a real live at risk human being right in front of them, and they still revert to grunting sounds and pretending it's all make believe.
 
2020-04-25 2:16:46 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


That was sarcasm right?  If not - you one stupid mother fk er......Brain damaged.

btw HER right was also constitutionally protected - and yet you have a problem with it.
 
2020-04-25 2:18:04 PM  
Hope she likes death threats and covid truth eye showing up at her doorstep to scream in her face.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. And fending off never ending vigilantes.
 
2020-04-25 2:18:15 PM  

Cubs300: otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.

I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.


If that's what you want to believe, then I am not one to say otherwise. But how are we going to rebuild this nation when we are constantly letting the worst among us define it?
 
2020-04-25 2:18:45 PM  
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Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch them burn.
 
2020-04-25 2:23:14 PM  
brantgoose: Though someone had blundered. done goofed
 
2020-04-25 2:25:39 PM  

Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing


recognization =/= worship
 
2020-04-25 2:26:18 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


There, there snowflake. Unclench your sphincter. The nasty nurse won't hurt you.
 
2020-04-25 2:27:02 PM  

otiosa: That's TRUE America.


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2020-04-25 2:27:39 PM  

stuffy: [th.bing.com image 299x157]
Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch them burn.


I love how she says that but also wearing a hazmat suit and mask just in case.
 
2020-04-25 2:29:06 PM  

buravirgil: otiosa: That's TRUE America.

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Antarctica has entered the chat.
 
2020-04-25 2:36:05 PM  
After hearing about Ward's tweet, Leander said if given the opportunity she would walk her through the ICU at her hospital to the bedside of some of her coronavirus patients to see firsthand the impacts of the virus.
"I wish she could be in my shoes for a day, I'd have her put on a pair of scrubs and walk with me," Leander said.

former Arizona state Sen. Dr. Kelli Ward


Presuming she's not a medical doctor? The head of the hospital should invite her to tour their facility. Where there are no fake healthcare workers and there are real patients.

Hell, I'd say give the protesters tours of the hospitals. Let them walk through and see the real patients and the real healthcare workers, then they can walk out, and proclaim it's all a hoax that they saw firsthand. Problem is, they won't be quarantined and not only will they and their loved ones get sick because of their stupidity, they'll spread it to others in the community.
 
2020-04-25 2:37:49 PM  

quizzical: fzumrk: Shouldn't these out-of-work rugged individuals be out pulling their bootstraps and entrepreneur-ing?  They should see this as an opportunity to become their own boss.  They can become one of the revered job creators.

They can go get jobs as grocery clerks if they want to get out of the house and see people everyday.


Yeah, but they'd put the other grocery workers at risk.
 
2020-04-25 2:39:06 PM  

stuffy: [th.bing.com image 299x157]
Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch them burn.


Is that for real?!
Saying Covid is a lie...while wearing a mask?!!
That is hipster-level irony right there.
 
2020-04-25 2:40:55 PM  

Resident Muslim: stuffy: [th.bing.com image 299x157]
Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch them burn.

Is that for real?!
Saying Covid is a lie...while wearing a mask?!!
That is hipster-level irony right there.


I wondered briefly whether they were dressed as a fake healthcare worker. Probably getting ready for Halloween.
 
2020-04-25 2:46:45 PM  
I cannot think of an image that will be more iconic of these times. Science versus stupidity encapsulated. Though the photog from the Columbus Dispatch of the zombie protesters comes in close second.
 
2020-04-25 2:47:04 PM  
Yeah, not gonna lie. If any of those reopen idiots ever got in my face they would be picking their teeth out of the pavement with pliers
 
2020-04-25 2:47:17 PM  
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It's really sad that people with personal interests are politicizing this situation. If they didn't stubbornly cling to their preconceptions, they would surely step back and allow policy decisions to be made by the businesses and politicians who serve and are accountable to the American people.

I mean... she just *looks* shrill
 
2020-04-25 2:48:44 PM  

lifeslammer: Yeah, not gonna lie. If any of those reopen idiots ever got in my face they would be picking their teeth out of the pavement with pliers


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2020-04-25 2:49:30 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing

recognization =/= worship


Huh? But we've been told again and again here that recognizing the existence of God makes one a full fledged religious fanatic wacko.
 
2020-04-25 2:59:21 PM  
I love her. That's all I gotta say about that.
 
2020-04-25 3:01:40 PM  
I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'
 
2020-04-25 3:04:23 PM  
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I'm alive because of the excellent Nurses and Doctors I was lucky to be able to see.

F###K these asshole protestors. Or better yet, why don't you join your fearful leader in a cocktail:
 
2020-04-25 3:04:25 PM  

neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?


This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.
 
2020-04-25 3:08:41 PM  

SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'


Ya..You really don't want to insult people that would have the opportunity to choose between giving
you a not painful medical procedure, and  a painful one...

I guess the difference is, that most people have the ethical and personal integrity to do the right thing,
no matter the situation...And there are those that do not..
 
2020-04-25 3:09:59 PM  

Parthenogenetic: [cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]

It's really sad that people with personal interests are politicizing this situation. If they didn't stubbornly cling to their preconceptions, they would surely step back and allow policy decisions to be made by the businesses and politicians who serve and are accountable to the American people.

I mean... she just *looks* shrill


|She just needs a sign to complete the look.


SEE YOU in 2 WEEKS for instance,
 
2020-04-25 3:10:13 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


She didn't interrupt. She was silent. Try reading the article before commenting.
 
2020-04-25 3:11:26 PM  
What's with the red yellow and blue hat?
 
2020-04-25 3:12:21 PM  

Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing


I really don't understand this comment. Are you saying that these health care workers will not receive proper medical care for their illnesses tied to the situation because America is so fickle? Or that we are going to invade Iraq?

This could go a lot of different ways?.
 
2020-04-25 3:12:47 PM  

jso2897: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.


It's really not about that either.
 
2020-04-25 3:12:53 PM  

SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'


Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.
 
2020-04-25 3:14:15 PM  

MBooda: Kumana Wanalaia: Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing

recognization =/= worship

Huh? But we've been told again and again here that recognizing the existence of God makes one a full fledged religious fanatic wacko.


I thought the Weeners was confusing. This one is just downright confounding. False comparisons and a strawman wrapped in a persecution complex.
 
2020-04-25 3:14:54 PM  

kdawg7736: One of many I could post:

[YouTube video: Bud Light - Real American Heroes - Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer]


This is my favorite:

Real Men of Genius -- Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
Youtube OdGj-FVxOcs
 
2020-04-25 3:15:28 PM  

Parthenogenetic: SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'

Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.


Whichever hurts the most.
 
2020-04-25 3:16:57 PM  

Moopy Mac: jso2897: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.

It's really not about that either.


Yeah, but it wouldn't be nice, so I didn't say it.
 
2020-04-25 3:20:19 PM  

jso2897: This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.


Sad thing is the only thing on that list that is closed in AZ is the bars... kinda.

If the bar also has a food licence (many do) they are selling to go drinks in soda cups.   I have never seen more open container violations in my life, and nothing bad is happening.   Hopefully this will lead to the disposal of a bunch of stupid laws left over from prohibition days.
 
2020-04-25 3:21:36 PM  

Moopy Mac: jso2897: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.

It's really not about that either.


I think for some it's just about emulating Trump's vibe - if whatever happening is hurting his image, they're fittin to work against it. Which is a shame because I miss intellectual and disciplined conservatives who are running on something besides toxic anger.
 
2020-04-25 3:24:51 PM  

CrackHeadMatt: jso2897: This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.

Sad thing is the only thing on that list that is closed in AZ is the bars... kinda.

If the bar also has a food licence (many do) they are selling to go drinks in soda cups.   I have never seen more open container violations in my life, and nothing bad is happening.   Hopefully this will lead to the disposal of a bunch of stupid laws left over from prohibition days.


Well, it would be crazy to arrest anyone for anything less than serious crimes right now - what are you going to do, jam a bunch of people into a jail?
That's not going to help, at all.
 
2020-04-25 3:25:19 PM  

Cubs300: otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.

I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.


American? I think the word you are looking for is Asshole. The real Americans are stoic, kind and humane. Like the ones I have met many times in the UK. The ones who never live outside their own minds or counties, they are the ones you have problems with.

/Lauren however.
//She is lovely.
///And heroic.
 
2020-04-25 3:26:07 PM  
🐝
 
2020-04-25 3:27:35 PM  

MBooda: Kumana Wanalaia: Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing

recognization =/= worship

Huh? But we've been told again and again here that recognizing the existence of God makes one a full fledged religious fanatic wacko.


Ricky's classic knock knock fuck off
Youtube skCnwy0U6NI
 
2020-04-25 3:31:03 PM  
It's unfortunate that the scumbag crowd has gone from ignoring nurses to actively turning against them as a result of Karen leaning out of truck to scream at a nurse during that protest, looking like an asshole over the internet as a direct result of her own actions.

Now I'm seeing people say that nurses only care about social media clout.
 
2020-04-25 3:31:37 PM  

Cigar smoking hippie: JFC "The Purge of the stupid" continues.

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If this was a zombie apocalypse, these idiots would be protesting for the right to be devoured by zombies.
 
2020-04-25 3:32:06 PM  

lemurtx: After hearing about Ward's tweet, Leander said if given the opportunity she would walk her through the ICU at her hospital to the bedside of some of her coronavirus patients to see firsthand the impacts of the virus.
"I wish she could be in my shoes for a day, I'd have her put on a pair of scrubs and walk with me," Leander said.

former Arizona state Sen. Dr. Kelli Ward

Presuming she's not a medical doctor? The head of the hospital should invite her to tour their facility. Where there are no fake healthcare workers and there are real patients.

Hell, I'd say give the protesters tours of the hospitals. Let them walk through and see the real patients and the real healthcare workers, then they can walk out, and proclaim it's all a hoax that they saw firsthand. Problem is, they won't be quarantined and not only will they and their loved ones get sick because of their stupidity, they'll spread it to others in the community.


And make these idiots remove bodies to the morgue, just to drive the point home.
 
2020-04-25 3:33:31 PM  

quizzical: fzumrk: Shouldn't these out-of-work rugged individuals be out pulling their bootstraps and entrepreneur-ing?  They should see this as an opportunity to become their own boss.  They can become one of the revered job creators.

They can go get jobs as grocery clerks if they want to get out of the house and see people everyday.


No, fark that. I wouldn't hire any of these asshats at my store.
 
2020-04-25 3:34:17 PM  
EVEN IF these 'spontaneously' appearing ppl at protests against govt overreach (sporting the same outfits, postures, & facial expressions) ARE involved in healthcare - when they appeared at rallies, they were actors playing parts #Propaganda #FakeOutrage," Ward tweeted.

This sounds like and exact description of the protestors, not the healthcare workers. Projection again.
 
2020-04-25 3:34:57 PM  

SoberCannibal: Parthenogenetic: SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'

Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.

Whichever hurts the most.


That would be telling people that a 15cc injection of carolina reaper oil will make you immune
 
2020-04-25 3:36:00 PM  
I think men of all political persuasions can unite behind appreciation of a cute nurse. Let's focus on what matters here people!

/EIP, Nurse Staredown
 
2020-04-25 3:41:50 PM  
Fark thread about a female. O/U for her being sexualized is 20 posts. If you had "under", collect your winnings.
 
2020-04-25 3:44:59 PM  

lemurtx: After hearing about Ward's tweet, Leander said if given the opportunity she would walk her through the ICU at her hospital to the bedside of some of her coronavirus patients to see firsthand the impacts of the virus.
"I wish she could be in my shoes for a day, I'd have her put on a pair of scrubs and walk with me," Leander said.

former Arizona state Sen. Dr. Kelli Ward

Presuming she's not a medical doctor? The head of the hospital should invite her to tour their facility. Where there are no fake healthcare workers and there are real patients.

Hell, I'd say give the protesters tours of the hospitals. Let them walk through and see the real patients and the real healthcare workers, then they can walk out, and proclaim it's all a hoax that they saw firsthand. Problem is, they won't be quarantined and not only will they and their loved ones get sick because of their stupidity, they'll spread it to others in the community.


Came here to say this. Let 'em in, gown and PPE them and show them the "hoax."

Maybe they'll believe it when the tour doesn't end at the gift shop, but the makeshift morgue.

Morans, all of 'em.
 
2020-04-25 3:46:14 PM  

Moopy Mac: Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing

I really don't understand this comment. Are you saying that these health care workers will not receive proper medical care for their illnesses tied to the situation because America is so fickle? Or that we are going to invade Iraq?

This could go a lot of different ways?.


i have him tagged as "trump idiot" for a reason.
 
2020-04-25 3:46:25 PM  
Ya know how there's the 'I want to believe!' meme?
These protesters don'twant to believe (that there's a situation that causes inconvenience for them)..ie...the nurses are fake, the virus is fake, it's all a hoax..

/pitiful
 
2020-04-25 3:48:15 PM  
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2020-04-25 3:49:21 PM  

Parthenogenetic: [cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]

It's really sad that people with personal interests are politicizing this situation. If they didn't stubbornly cling to their preconceptions, they would surely step back and allow policy decisions to be made by the businesses and politicians who serve and are accountable to the American people.

I mean... she just *looks* shrill


The scum that worships trump makes me so sick I could puke on them. And I would.
 
2020-04-25 3:52:55 PM  

neongoats: groppet: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

But they need to get their hair dyed blue and hang out with the ladies at church passing judgment on someone that messed up.

That flag hat motherfarker hasn't held a job in a decade at least. He just wants other people to die for his stock portfolio.


The one in the ball cap with an American flag has his thoughts on full display via his body language. He's seriously considering cracking that petite female in the face with that flag. He's a real bad-ass; true courage on display. I hope those prison tats take him down.
 
2020-04-25 3:53:13 PM  

neongoats: groppet: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

But they need to get their hair dyed blue and hang out with the ladies at church passing judgment on someone that messed up.

That flag hat motherfarker hasn't held a job in a decade at least. He just wants other people to die for his stock portfolio.


I'm not sure that people who wear flag hats have much in terms of stock portfolios.
 
2020-04-25 3:53:30 PM  
I would say at the next large gathering of protesters, hospitals should start dropping off body bags, with bodies in them, and see how long those protesters want to hang around.
 
2020-04-25 3:54:45 PM  
fark yes!!!   As a fellow nurse this woman needs a damn fist bump if I ever meet her
 
2020-04-25 3:55:57 PM  

Cubs300: otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.

I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.


I'd upvote you, but your  accuracy makes me despondent.
 
2020-04-25 3:57:38 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


This comment is OCCUPIED.
 
2020-04-25 3:58:41 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


Crapping on someone else's peacful, constitutionally-protected protest because you disagree with them is the obvious tactic of Fox News and the Brainwashed Right.

See: kneeling athletes.
 
2020-04-25 3:59:10 PM  
*reads* Yep. Hero confirmed.

Now, I'm not thrilled that people on my side are just as willing to yell "fake person" as these deluded jackasses when they don't like what someone is saying.

These guys demanding we open up again come from the American underclass, and it is real. The are sick (or fat and unattractive, if that makes you feel better about yourself), ignorant, desperate, scared, and so insulated from reality that they don't know how to help themselves. They have been cultivated this way for the sake of political power by half of our two party system. And the other half can't work out whether to help them or pander to them. Pandering is way easier.

Our real American hero nurse makes a point of saying she'd help them, despite all the screaming and threats, because that's her job. As a nurse she's probably used to hurt people fighting her every step of the way. She is not a politician. For a politician, helping these people has a political cost, because they don't understand what real help looks like and they're terrified of it and they might vote for something else.

I don't know if they're ever going to wake up. Some of them do. Access to education and social services that allows them to stop flailing and lashing out would get more of them on our side and stop the others from being as much of a drain, but I don't know if we'll ever get all of them. Maybe their kids, or their kids' kids, because this has been going on a long time and a lot of these damaging systems are entrenched. But if we don't help them, we're gonna stay right where we are, for generation after generation.

For those of you paying attention, where we are is a bunch of sick people screaming at healthcare and government workers that they want to go back to work even if it kills them and the rest of us, because they don't know of any other way to survive. And they are waving American flags, because that's what they think this country stands for.
 
2020-04-25 4:01:04 PM  

bingethinker: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

Not all, no. But go on blaming the Boomers for everything. The 1% snicker at you from their secure mansions.


Boomers have the longest operational track record right now, and a lot of those folks are boomers, soooo...
 
2020-04-25 4:07:44 PM  

payattention: A reminder for everyone who goes near one of these 'protests'... nice, clear images and video please. We really, really, really need to remember who these nuts are. And, when the oligarchal regime is removed in January, we really, really, really, really, really need to remember who these nuts are.

/assuming they survive their lunacy
//Of course, some will just due to good health and luck and will deny it was ever a real thing
///those people should be taken to Brother Island with the virus, and allow it to run rampant, and see how they fare...
////I swear Hammurabi had it right...


There was a fark story this week about a guy at the Richmond (I think) protest getting doxxed and fired from his job.
 
2020-04-25 4:10:03 PM  

zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.


Aw. Did you not realize that others get the freedom to speak as well? And that, unfortunately for you, their simple presence and silence may show you to be an utter moron? Poor honey bear.
 
2020-04-25 4:12:04 PM  

jso2897: CrackHeadMatt: jso2897: This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.

Sad thing is the only thing on that list that is closed in AZ is the bars... kinda.

If the bar also has a food licence (many do) they are selling to go drinks in soda cups.   I have never seen more open container violations in my life, and nothing bad is happening.   Hopefully this will lead to the disposal of a bunch of stupid laws left over from prohibition days.

Well, it would be crazy to arrest anyone for anything less than serious crimes right now - what are you going to do, jam a bunch of people into a jail?
That's not going to help, at all.


There are metro areas where perpetrators aren't being arrested for serious crimes - like strangling a domestic partner. Bullshiat is about to be reopened, but police lobbies remain closed to the public. But yeah let's reopen the damned bars, beauty parlors, tattoo shops, a ...

You know what? I can't even think straight to compose a reply because the guy across the street has been making as much noise as humanly possible for HOURS. That sunuvabiatch has mowed, used a power weed eater, used a leaf blower, and now he's out there with a power washer washing every square inch of his driveway. His. driveway. That thing OUTSIDE that he parks cars on. He's cleaning like he intends to eat directly off of the driveway. I'm struggling not to snap.
 
2020-04-25 4:15:20 PM  

Bruscar: jso2897: CrackHeadMatt: jso2897: This isn't about work - it's about wanting to go to the bar, and the hairdresser, and the Home depot for lawn gnomes.

Sad thing is the only thing on that list that is closed in AZ is the bars... kinda.

If the bar also has a food licence (many do) they are selling to go drinks in soda cups.   I have never seen more open container violations in my life, and nothing bad is happening.   Hopefully this will lead to the disposal of a bunch of stupid laws left over from prohibition days.

Well, it would be crazy to arrest anyone for anything less than serious crimes right now - what are you going to do, jam a bunch of people into a jail?
That's not going to help, at all.

There are metro areas where perpetrators aren't being arrested for serious crimes - like strangling a domestic partner. Bullshiat is about to be reopened, but police lobbies remain closed to the public. But yeah let's reopen the damned bars, beauty parlors, tattoo shops, a ...

You know what? I can't even think straight to compose a reply because the guy across the street has been making as much noise as humanly possible for HOURS. That sunuvabiatch has mowed, used a power weed eater, used a leaf blower, and now he's out there with a power washer washing every square inch of his driveway. His. driveway. That thing OUTSIDE that he parks cars on. He's cleaning like he intends to eat directly off of the driveway. I'm struggling not to snap.


Snickers?
 
2020-04-25 4:16:33 PM  

DoctorCal: Fark thread about a female. O/U for her being sexualized is 20 posts. If you had "under", collect your winnings.


Right, because a good looking male doctor would not have drawn any salacious comments.

It's Fark, and you've been here long enough to not be offended. But I guess the new cool is to virtue signal. Good forbid anybody behave like old Fark, rather than the all-new, all political trench warfare version of today.

/EIP hot lady nurses
/EIP hot lady doctors too
/hell, EIP female farkers
 
2020-04-25 4:17:05 PM  
So, we're easily going to pass 60k deaths this week and these people are whining about their freedoms because they've been asked to sacrifice for a while in order to save hundreds of thousands, if not millions of American lives.  Yet less than 3000 people died on 9/11 and these same people, guaranteed, were fully willing to round up brown people in the US, give up rights to privacy and liberty, turn other countries into "glass parking lots", and start two wars, costing trillions of dollars in order to supposedly feel a sense of security here at home.  IMHO, this proves that they were never interested in security, and certainly not the loss of life, they're just stupid, angry, selfish, racist little biatch-ass snowflakes who will lash out at anything they don't like.
 
2020-04-25 4:21:30 PM  

SeaMan Stainz: I love her. That's all I gotta say about that.


I actually came in here to say the same thing.  This is the type of person we should admire. I hope she stays safe.
 
2020-04-25 4:35:52 PM  
People are stupid.  What part of  "if you get this you might die" or "if you get this, you might get your spouse or parent sick and they will die"
At least during a zombie apocalypse the proof and motivation are there.
 
2020-04-25 4:53:04 PM  

lemurtx: After hearing about Ward's tweet, Leander said if given the opportunity she would walk her through the ICU at her hospital to the bedside of some of her coronavirus patients to see firsthand the impacts of the virus.
"I wish she could be in my shoes for a day, I'd have her put on a pair of scrubs and walk with me," Leander said.

former Arizona state Sen. Dr. Kelli Ward

Presuming she's not a medical doctor? The head of the hospital should invite her to tour their facility. Where there are no fake healthcare workers and there are real patients.

Hell, I'd say give the protesters tours of the hospitals. Let them walk through and see the real patients and the real healthcare workers, then they can walk out, and proclaim it's all a hoax that they saw firsthand. Problem is, they won't be quarantined and not only will they and their loved ones get sick because of their stupidity, they'll spread it to others in the community.


Even if it was feasible, it wouldn't work. These people are fanatics and conspiracy theorists. There is overwhelming evidence as to the extraordinary threat to life posed by this pandemic, yet they completely dismiss and disregard it. If they were to be given a tour they'd just claim it was a Potemkin hospital* and carry on with their destructive ignorance.

*Not in that term, of course. They're far too ignorant to use that terminology. They'd just yell FAKE NEWS because that's what the fat orange jobby taught them to say.
 
2020-04-25 4:54:13 PM  

otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.


Thank you
 
2020-04-25 4:57:07 PM  
When these farkers are rolled on to the floor they will get literally the same treatment as they would otherwise because thats what nursing is... which is why we have to counter protest them outside, because they will be the most annoying patients on the inside. 

/facts
 
2020-04-25 4:57:08 PM  
Parthenogenetic:

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It's really sad that people with personal interests are politicizing this situation. If they didn't stubbornly cling to their preconceptions, they would surely step back and allow policy decisions to be made by the businesses and politicians who serve and are accountable to the American people.

I mean... she just *looks* shrill


We can't see what she looks like under the mask, so I've decided to assume that she looks exactly like Linda Cardellini in ER.

Fark user imageView Full Size


(grr stampa stampa)

Mind you, it doesn't matter what she looks like under that mask. She is risking her life every single day to protect others. She is out there courageously making a stand for life and against aggressive, selfish ignorance. She is beautiful.
 
2020-04-25 5:04:42 PM  

Mad_Radhu: kdawg7736: One of many I could post:

[YouTube video: Bud Light - Real American Heroes - Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer]

This is my favorite:

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There are so many good ones. I think they changed it to Real Men of Genius after 9/11 but I can't confirm that. They are all good regardless.
 
2020-04-25 5:13:20 PM  

VisualiseThis: Like the fist of an angry god, after a shower of course.


Save time and water...shower together.
 
2020-04-25 5:17:43 PM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: I would say at the next large gathering of protesters, hospitals should start dropping off body bags, with bodies in them, and see how long those protesters want to hang around.


That's usually considered desecration of remains, so I doubt they'd do something like that.

But the people protesting would be the same types that look at the pictures of the camps from WWII and say they're all staged, or not real.  So even if they had the dead piled in front of them, they'd still not believe that this virus is deadly.
 
2020-04-25 5:18:01 PM  

SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'


Was pretty sure that was about his penis until the lube comment.
 
2020-04-25 5:19:37 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Parthenogenetic:

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It's really sad that people with personal interests are politicizing this situation. If they didn't stubbornly cling to their preconceptions, they would surely step back and allow policy decisions to be made by the businesses and politicians who serve and are accountable to the American people.

I mean... she just *looks* shrill

We can't see what she looks like under the mask, so I've decided to assume that she looks exactly like Linda Cardellini in ER.

[Fark user image 340x494]

(grr stampa stampa)

Mind you, it doesn't matter what she looks like under that mask. She is risking her life every single day to protect others. She is out there courageously making a stand for life and against aggressive, selfish ignorance. She is beautiful.



Clearly she is Amanda Crew and is was doing deep research as a nurse for an upcoming project:

hollywoodnewssource.comView Full Size
 
2020-04-25 5:19:57 PM  

SoberCannibal: Parthenogenetic: SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'

Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.

Whichever hurts the most.


Glass. Then accidentally shattered.
 
2020-04-25 5:20:30 PM  

mr intrepid: lemurtx: After hearing about Ward's tweet, Leander said if given the opportunity she would walk her through the ICU at her hospital to the bedside of some of her coronavirus patients to see firsthand the impacts of the virus.
"I wish she could be in my shoes for a day, I'd have her put on a pair of scrubs and walk with me," Leander said.

former Arizona state Sen. Dr. Kelli Ward

Presuming she's not a medical doctor? The head of the hospital should invite her to tour their facility. Where there are no fake healthcare workers and there are real patients.

Hell, I'd say give the protesters tours of the hospitals. Let them walk through and see the real patients and the real healthcare workers, then they can walk out, and proclaim it's all a hoax that they saw firsthand. Problem is, they won't be quarantined and not only will they and their loved ones get sick because of their stupidity, they'll spread it to others in the community.

And make these idiots remove bodies to the morgue, just to drive the point home.


The whole process.

Make them go to an ICU when the ventilator is removed, the patient dies and the family can't visit. Then make them push the gurney to the morgue.

Then they can go dig the mass graves.

Make them count the coffins.

Their ideological forefathers were forced to look at the consequences of their inaction, so can they.
 
2020-04-25 5:22:53 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.

With all that is going on in the word today, your primary concern was to be an internet troll.  Please reconsider your life choices.


Actually, don't bother reconsidering your life choices. Just blow it out your ass.

Dipshiat.
 
2020-04-25 5:38:06 PM  

Prof. Frink: VisualiseThis: Like the fist of an angry god, after a shower of course.

Save time and water...shower together.


I tried that with the wife, she wasn't buying it.
 
2020-04-25 5:59:12 PM  
"virtue signal"

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2020-04-25 6:16:41 PM  

brantgoose: Of such is the Kingdom Queendom of Heaven.

The meek shall inherit the Earth when the fools and bullies are done with ruining it.

Don't be a passive victim or an active and aggressive executioner. Be a Doctor, be a Healer. -- Albert Camus, The Plague


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2020-04-25 6:20:50 PM  
""there was a huge majority of them that still believe this virus is fake, that it's a hoax and not real at all"

So the we get to call this the Maga Virsus
 
2020-04-25 6:24:22 PM  
Just tell the protesters to drink bleach like the President wants them to. It doesn't taste as nice as Kool Aid but it'll do the job.
 
2020-04-25 6:29:12 PM  

mrshowrules: Gordon Bennett: Parthenogenetic:

[Fark user image 780x438]

It's really sad that people with personal interests are politicizing this situation. If they didn't stubbornly cling to their preconceptions, they would surely step back and allow policy decisions to be made by the businesses and politicians who serve and are accountable to the American people.

I mean... she just *looks* shrill

We can't see what she looks like under the mask, so I've decided to assume that she looks exactly like Linda Cardellini in ER.

[Fark user image 340x494]

(grr stampa stampa)

Mind you, it doesn't matter what she looks like under that mask. She is risking her life every single day to protect others. She is out there courageously making a stand for life and against aggressive, selfish ignorance. She is beautiful.


Clearly she is Amanda Crew and is was doing deep research as a nurse for an upcoming project:

[hollywoodnewssource.com image 850x1274]


I would so invest in that project.
 
2020-04-25 6:32:40 PM  
I can't imagine being a big enough piece of shiat that I would yell at an ICU Nurse because they think I should stay home, like the law says.
 
2020-04-25 6:53:52 PM  

JZDave: zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.

There, there snowflake. Unclench your sphincter. The nasty nurse won't hurt you.


She won't? Welp, I'm out.
 
2020-04-25 7:16:21 PM  

jefferator: zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.

That was sarcasm right?  If not - you one stupid mother fk er......Brain damaged.

btw HER right was also constitutionally protected - and yet you have a problem with it.


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2020-04-25 7:24:20 PM  

Cubs300: otiosa: Ok so I read the article, and why is it dusty in here? These nurses and health care professionals are giving everything up, including their families, to take care of people that are dying in front of them, and a55hats like these protesters and politicians continue to spit in their face. I want to believe in the America that the nurse represents. That's TRUE America.

I counter that the TRUE America is the protestors.  They are the worst of us.  You know the saying that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?  These protestors are our weakest link.  We are only as strong as them.  They are showing us what The United States truly is.


And Trump is the perfect President.
 
2020-04-25 7:37:06 PM  
These protestors need to be tagged with a dye that lasts about a month. If they come down with COVID-19, no hospital admittance for them.
 
2020-04-25 7:42:30 PM  
Yeah, no it's not a crime to point out that people who throw grief at a nurse during their protest are bastards.
 
2020-04-25 8:05:25 PM  

MBooda: Kumana Wanalaia: Jeebus Saves: So we're at the hero worship stage now?  9/11.  Never forget.

/we have
//and learned nothing

recognization =/= worship

Huh? But we've been told again and again here that recognizing the existence of God makes one a full fledged religious fanatic wacko.


Citation needed.
 
2020-04-25 8:46:30 PM  
"I just hope people see that nurses are not the enemy and we'll take care of them one way or the other," Leander said. "I don't care if you believe in this virus or not or truly what your opinion is of it, if these people show up in my ICU we will take care of them one way or another."

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2020-04-25 9:10:26 PM  
If this hasn't already been suggested:

Anyone who "believes" either that the virus and disease are fake, over-exaggerated, or that they are somehow immune should be invited for a tour of the Covid-19 wards of their local hospital to meet the "patients" and determine for themselves if the quarantine is real.  Obviously they wont have any PPE during the visit, because it is in short supply, and handwashing is only for people who are afraid of the virus.  However once they have complete a full 1 hour tour of up-close observation and study of the patients, they will all be escorted to a large room together, where they will all wait for aout 2 hours, then get tested, and if any of them test positive, they will all be forcably quarantined in the nearest rec center/sports arena together for 2 weeks as the virus takes its course.

That is if any of these people actually believe that the virus isn't that bad.
 
2020-04-25 9:20:18 PM  

DoBeDoBeLurk: *reads* Yep. Hero confirmed.

Now, I'm not thrilled that people on my side are just as willing to yell "fake person" as these deluded jackasses when they don't like what someone is saying.

These guys demanding we open up again come from the American underclass, and it is real. The are sick (or fat and unattractive, if that makes you feel better about yourself), ignorant, desperate, scared, and so insulated from reality that they don't know how to help themselves. They have been cultivated this way for the sake of political power by half of our two party system. And the other half can't work out whether to help them or pander to them. Pandering is way easier.

Our real American hero nurse makes a point of saying she'd help them, despite all the screaming and threats, because that's her job. As a nurse she's probably used to hurt people fighting her every step of the way. She is not a politician. For a politician, helping these people has a political cost, because they don't understand what real help looks like and they're terrified of it and they might vote for something else.

I don't know if they're ever going to wake up. Some of them do. Access to education and social services that allows them to stop flailing and lashing out would get more of them on our side and stop the others from being as much of a drain, but I don't know if we'll ever get all of them. Maybe their kids, or their kids' kids, because this has been going on a long time and a lot of these damaging systems are entrenched. But if we don't help them, we're gonna stay right where we are, for generation after generation.

For those of you paying attention, where we are is a bunch of sick people screaming at healthcare and government workers that they want to go back to work even if it kills them and the rest of us, because they don't know of any other way to survive. And they are waving American flags, because that's what they think this country stands for.


The only part of your post in dispute is whether these pro-pandemic protest organizers actually have grievances, or if they are being paid to do this.  The reason it's in dispute is this crowd looks an aweful lot like the Tea Party protestors during the Obama years, and the funding for those protests has been documented as coming from the Koch Brothers and other very rich Republican Assets.
 
2020-04-25 11:12:55 PM  
Yahoo kept my comments from showing up on it's story about this. There were way too many people doing the "copy paste" crap with a 10 paragraph list of BS claiming what people should be doing to help prevent the spread or whatever about the Corona, and one of the people commenting kept saying "The people are scared...".

NO! Someone who's scared doesn't generally get into people's faces and insult or belittle them.

That's like saying someone is a homophobe. They're not scared, they're just an asshole...
 
2020-04-25 11:41:33 PM  

CrackHeadMatt: zgrizz: Interrupting a peaceful, constitutionally protected assembly is only a hero to CNN and the Liberal Left.

Good Troll sir, Good Troll.   Out of raw curiosity and boredom I decided to go and check out the protest.  it was anything but peaceful.  So many angry people who are obviously upset to be stuck at home because it reminds them that they haven't seen their genitals in some time.,,,,,, it was a bunch of angry fat old farkers.  The protest would have been a ideal target for a Borat skit.
As far as peaceful?  They forced their way into a office building, made it to the elevator lobby but couldn't get anywhere because they shut down the elevators and they were all too fat for the stairs.

Good for the nurses who are on the front line while these fat farks who are at high risk of death to this go about and be asses.  I hope they get it, I hope they die alone.


Here's the best thing I think represents these nurses:

No, the protestors won't die alone.  These nurses will be there, holding their hand.  And I say that literally.
 
2020-04-26 12:13:26 AM  

SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'


24 french would be better.
 
2020-04-26 12:14:31 AM  

SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'


Did the doc say 14g IV and 24fr Foley?  Or backwards?  Can't seem to remember.
 
2020-04-26 12:17:20 AM  

SoberCannibal: Parthenogenetic: SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'

Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.

Whichever hurts the most.


The 24fr Foley would hurt the most, the 24g Foley world be...fitting a MAGA guy.
 
2020-04-26 12:20:42 AM  

lifeslammer: SoberCannibal: Parthenogenetic: SoberCannibal: I imagine she's thinking, 'Foley cath, 24 gauge, not enough lube'

Nitpick: 24fr

(External diameters; 24G = 0.7mm, 24fr = 8mm)

On second thought... you may be correct.

Whichever hurts the most.

That would be telling people that a 15cc injection of carolina reaper oil will make you immune


This just in, pancuronium cures corinavirus.  Everybody tell Trump.
 
2020-04-26 12:41:51 AM  
And it looks like it is the hot one farkers have been commenting on for a few days now. Not that I blame them, she does look hot...
 
2020-04-26 12:48:21 AM  
When my daughter was saved by the ICU care she received I cried, hugged and thanked the nurses while lamenting the inadequacy of mere words to express what I and Mrs. SC felt.  They are closer to sainthood than anyone else this crusty old fart has ever encountered.
 
2020-04-26 12:55:30 AM  

the voice of raisin: If this hasn't already been suggested:

Anyone who "believes" either that the virus and disease are fake, over-exaggerated, or that they are somehow immune should be invited for a tour of the Covid-19 wards of their local hospital to meet the "patients" and determine for themselves if the quarantine is real.  Obviously they wont have any PPE during the visit, because it is in short supply, and handwashing is only for people who are afraid of the virus.  However once they have complete a full 1 hour tour of up-close observation and study of the patients, they will all be escorted to a large room together, where they will all wait for aout 2 hours, then get tested, and if any of them test positive, they will all be forcably quarantined in the nearest rec center/sports arena together for 2 weeks as the virus takes its course.

That is if any of these people actually believe that the virus isn't that bad.


Fake hospital. Crisis actors. Etc.
 
2020-04-26 10:41:40 AM  

groppet: neongoats: Anyone notice all these pro-plague protestors look too old to even have jobs?

But they need to get their hair dyed blue and hang out with the ladies at church passing judgment on someone that messed up.


yes, very much so but I find it a little odd that the nurse who is being hailed as a hero is very pretty and in shape.a good portion of the nurses I've come across doesn't usually seem to be in that great of shape (long odd hours no time to work out, busy lives).
 
2020-04-26 3:35:54 PM  
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