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(Forbes)   In the middle of a pandemic, with 26 million unemployed workers, Kayne West would really like you all to remember what's most important   (forbes.com) divider line
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2020-04-25 9:35:19 AM  
Tool.
 
2020-04-25 9:35:28 AM  
I really wanted this pandemic to be the billionaire killer.

fark.
 
2020-04-25 9:41:37 AM  
Kanye is just as tone deaf as his music.
 
2020-04-25 9:43:23 AM  

the_celt: Kanye is just as tone deaf as his music.


1. Copy+paste
2. Rap about being Jesus
3. Profit
 
2020-04-25 9:45:37 AM  

likwidflame: I really wanted this pandemic to be the billionaire killer.

fark.


Patience.  He's never struck me as being the brightest bulb on the sign, so I'm sure he's taking hydroxychloroquine and injecting bleach, so...
 
2020-04-25 9:48:42 AM  
I'm 100% convinced the only reason Kanye is sucking Trump's dick is because Trump told him if Kanye became a church he wouldn't have tax burdens. Both of them can DIAF for all I care.
 
2020-04-25 9:53:04 AM  

usahole: Tool.


The tools are the mouthbreathers who buy his crap.  He is just capitalizing on them.
 
2020-04-25 10:01:20 AM  
Nothing which appears in the Entertainment tab is important.
 
2020-04-25 10:12:29 AM  
Coronavirus, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye West had the best infections of all time!
 
2020-04-25 10:15:10 AM  
Wasn't this guy and some sisters famous before Trump came along and replaced them in the media spotlight? I seem to remember hearing about them all the time.
 
2020-04-25 10:29:15 AM  

John the Magnificent: The tools are the mouthbreathers who buy his crap.  He is just capitalizing on them.


I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Kanye's obsessive fans are some dumb motherfarkers.  Possibly as delusional as Trump supporters.

Claims I've read during arguments:

Kanye invented jazz rap.
Kanye invented punk rap.
Kanye pioneered the sped up vocal sample.

All of which are false.
 
2020-04-25 10:29:59 AM  

iToad: Wasn't this guy and some sisters famous before Trump came along and replaced them in the media spotlight? I seem to remember hearing about them all the time.


And for a moment the entire nation was united:
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2020-04-25 10:35:08 AM  

likwidflame: I really wanted this pandemic to be the billionaire killer.

fark.


I really just wanna see what his insides look like. As in, I would like to see someone literally turn him inside out.
 
2020-04-25 11:14:14 AM  
So what? He sold his soul to get it, in my book cause for dismissal.
 
2020-04-25 11:20:57 AM  
For years, Forbes had an informal "Trump rule"-take whatever the future president insisted he was worth, divide by 3, and start honing from there.

farking hilarious.
 
2020-04-25 11:22:45 AM  
Michael Kayne?
 
2020-04-25 11:36:24 AM  
I proudly have never contributed a single cent to his, or his married-into family's fortune.
 
2020-04-25 11:40:46 AM  
Who is giving this clown money?
 
2020-04-25 11:46:16 AM  
Well, he's got Trump beat then.
 
2020-04-25 11:46:16 AM  

Glitchwerks: Claims I've read during arguments:

Kanye invented jazz rap.
Kanye invented punk rap.
Kanye pioneered the sped up vocal sample.


There's no point continuing a conversation with anyone who makes any of those claims. Every one of them is an admission that the speaker has nothing whatsoever of value to say.
 
2020-04-25 12:08:19 PM  

likwidflame: I really wanted this pandemic to be the billionaire killer.

fark.


Don't worry. He'll be the first one we eat when 26 million people all trying to find a job at once, can't.
 
2020-04-25 12:08:19 PM  
Can't we just fire beat him with rebar until no two adjacent bones remain intact?
 
2020-04-25 12:22:55 PM  

Glitchwerks: John the Magnificent: The tools are the mouthbreathers who buy his crap.  He is just capitalizing on them.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Kanye's obsessive fans are some dumb motherfarkers.  Possibly as delusional as Trump supporters.

Claims I've read during arguments:

Kanye invented jazz rap.
Kanye invented punk rap.
Kanye pioneered the sped up vocal sample.

All of which are false.


But he did invent the sneaker, right?  And he was the first black singer to appreciate large derrieres.  And everyone had heard the story of how the Grammy got its name from what Kanye calls his grandmother.  He is an originator.
 
2020-04-25 12:27:09 PM  
I look forward to the next time he goes manic.
Maybe that time it'll somehow prove fatal.
 
2020-04-25 12:28:07 PM  
I hold Kanye and Trump in the same light. To me they are both at rock bottom. I could not despise them any more than I already do and if either one of them does something "good" or "kind" it was most certainly done inadvertently.
 
2020-04-25 12:37:10 PM  
That he's not?
 
2020-04-25 12:43:56 PM  
FOAD. Choking and alone.
 
2020-04-25 1:14:01 PM  
I'm not finna lye [sic] down and take it anymore

I was about to say 'in fairness to Kanye', but this is really about me being a pedant.  He's saying 'lie' down.  Does Forbes think he's working on a conk?
 
2020-04-25 2:11:33 PM  
And he is such a good Christian Jesus freak. Amiright. Maybe someone could explain to him about the rich man and the camel and the eye of a needle? Or about how if you are a billionaire then you have not accepted Jesus as your savior? Because you have to accept his teachings to accept Him.
 
2020-04-25 2:17:01 PM  
And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time and he didn't have to peddle garbage clothing to consumers. Eminem the goat. Kanye doesn't even right his own raps. Thats correct, that  nonsense he spits is all ghost written.
 
2020-04-25 2:17:39 PM  

colon_canoe: And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time and he didn't have to peddle garbage clothing to consumers. Eminem the goat. Kanye doesn't even right his own raps. Thats correct, that  nonsense he spits is all ghost written.


Doh, write*
 
2020-04-25 2:28:55 PM  
Yes but does he have the 3 comma club Tequila?
 
2020-04-25 2:36:53 PM  
This douche balloon is a billionaire because he owns the world's ugliest shoe brand. Stop this timeline, I want to get off.
 
2020-04-25 2:38:36 PM  

colon_canoe: And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time


Rakim isn't a white guy from Detroit.
 
2020-04-25 2:39:11 PM  

colon_canoe: And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time and he didn't have to peddle garbage clothing to consumers. Eminem the goat. Kanye doesn't even right his own raps. Thats correct, that  nonsense he spits is all ghost written.


Marshal Mathers would love for Kanye to have the balls to appear on stage with him... just so Marshal Mathers could bust his chops free-style right before busting his chops with a right cross (and probably go to court happy about it).
 
2020-04-25 2:51:57 PM  

Glitchwerks: colon_canoe: And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time

Rakim isn't a white guy from Detroit.


A fine rapper, in fact a great one, but Em is the goat. He's  still putting out absolute bangers and he's pushing 50. No disrespect. I love Rakim.
 
2020-04-25 2:52:37 PM  

ClavellBCMI: colon_canoe: And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time and he didn't have to peddle garbage clothing to consumers. Eminem the goat. Kanye doesn't even right his own raps. Thats correct, that  nonsense he spits is all ghost written.

Marshal Mathers would love for Kanye to have the balls to appear on stage with him... just so Marshal Mathers could bust his chops free-style right before busting his chops with a right cross (and probably go to court happy about it).


Em would murder him in a freestyle.
 
2020-04-25 3:02:06 PM  

Glitchwerks: colon_canoe: And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time

Rakim isn't a white guy from Detroit.


Neither is Kool Keith.
 
2020-04-25 3:03:29 PM  
Dr. Octagon - Earth People
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2020-04-25 3:09:57 PM  
Kanye: I'm not a billionaire, I'm a multi-billionaire.

Artists he sampled:

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2020-04-25 3:26:56 PM  
IF there are people less deserving of wealth and all that goes with it..It's that whole farking clan
of no talent, self absorbed, mentally ill, people..
 
2020-04-25 3:55:21 PM  

Glitchwerks: Kanye invented jazz rap.
Kanye invented punk rap.
Kanye pioneered the sped up vocal sample.

All of which are false.


And wouldn't be anything to be proud of if they were true.
 
2020-04-25 4:05:41 PM  
I was arguing on Reddit with someone about this guy. What has he done that's great or revolutionary? He didn't change rap. He's a self important ass hat that got big because the populace often goes for style over substance. Yeah, yeah, get off my lawn, etc, but what did he do? He's a dick.
 
2020-04-25 4:07:46 PM  

colon_canoe: Glitchwerks: colon_canoe: And a white guy from Detroit is still the best rapper of all time

Rakim isn't a white guy from Detroit.

A fine rapper, in fact a great one, but Em is the goat. He's  still putting out absolute bangers and he's pushing 50. No disrespect. I love Rakim.


Forgetting about Rob Van Winkle, aren't we??
 
2020-04-25 4:11:17 PM  
Just in time for the coming guillotines.
 
2020-04-25 4:21:05 PM  

djloid2010: Yeah, yeah, get off my lawn, etc, but what did he do?


It's the magic of his lyrics.

I wanna fark you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink


Call him "The Bard".
 
2020-04-25 5:05:45 PM  

djloid2010: I was arguing on Reddit with someone about this guy. What has he done that's great or revolutionary? He didn't change rap. He's a self important ass hat that got big because the populace often goes for style over substance. Yeah, yeah, get off my lawn, etc, but what did he do? He's a dick.


And he's a Kardashian. Ew.
 
2020-04-25 5:06:36 PM  
Good Godamn - does he even know what real life is about? not about making all that cash. are we not beyond that now?
 
2020-04-25 5:18:30 PM  

sweetfark: Good Godamn - does he even know what real life is about? not about making all that cash. are we not beyond that now?


Who are you, Captain Picard? Of course we're not beyond that. But you're supposed to show a little tact about it, especially now.
 
2020-04-25 5:24:21 PM  
I see someone that isn't paying enough taxes. And mentally ill.
 
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