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(Courier-Journal)   Kentuckians are poisoning themselves as they battle Covid-19 by inhaling toxic fumes from cleaners. It's a good thing no one gave them the idea to inject disinfectants instead   (courier-journal.com) divider line
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2020-04-24 11:09:54 AM  
Doesn't their ongoing meth exposure give them some sort of natural immunity?
 
2020-04-24 11:37:38 AM  
Trump told them to inject Lysol yesterday.  Let's see how that goes before we pass judgement.
 
2020-04-24 12:17:36 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump told them to inject Lysol yesterday.  Let's see how that goes before we pass judgement.


You can't spell Lysol without Lol.
 
2020-04-24 12:18:22 PM  
Oh no! Please don't inject sanitizer trump supporters, us libs are tired of you winning so much, were begging you to stop owning us by inhaling Lysol! Please don't stick it to us by shoving uv lightbulbs up your anuses to cleanse the virus!
 
2020-04-24 12:19:33 PM  
You Libs accuse them of drinking Kool Aid. Joke's on you. It's Lysol!
 
2020-04-24 12:19:49 PM  
this is impossible. we have been assured by "alternative facts posters" in the other thread that trump did not literally mean what he said to literally do.
 
2020-04-24 12:20:09 PM  
"We've had reports of young kids drinking hand sanitizer"
Almost makes me question the batch of Froot Loops scented hand sanitizer I plan on making next week.
 
2020-04-24 12:20:11 PM  
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2020-04-24 12:20:18 PM  

mathamagical: Oh no! Please don't inject sanitizer trump supporters, us libs are tired of you winning so much, were begging you to stop owning us by inhaling Lysol! Please don't stick it to us by shoving uv lightbulbs up your anuses to cleanse the virus!


"What I like to do is, and Melania, she knows I like the lemon one, is, I take a Lysol, okay? A big Lysol. And ya gotta...Just a little squirt. Tiny squirt. CHHHHHH. Each nostril, okay? A little. Each nostril. Then I breathe deep. Real deep. Breathe in deep. And then things smell real good. Smells lemonny. And I keep healthy. Tremendously healthy. I'm in excellent, very good health. I don't like, I don't like germs. Germs don't like Lysol. It all works out. Maybe Lysol kills brain cells, but I don't think that's true."
 
2020-04-24 12:20:19 PM  
I think people in Kentucky are just spending way more time cleaning their houses and trailers.

/that's the ticket.
 
2020-04-24 12:21:45 PM  
I've found inhaling fumes from quality Bourbon, followed by drinking the Bourbon soothes my sore throat.
 
2020-04-24 12:22:01 PM  
Nothing whitens black lung better than Clorox bleach!
 
2020-04-24 12:22:31 PM  
In Kentucky that refer to that as "natural causes".
 
2020-04-24 12:22:33 PM  
Obama says not to do this!

OBAMA!!!
 
2020-04-24 12:24:48 PM  
Well to be fair, passing along the virus with the meth would be bad for business.
 
2020-04-24 12:25:12 PM  
We should notice that this article gives no numbers for the increase only percentages.
 
2020-04-24 12:25:20 PM  
Freedom's just another word for
gonna drink some bleach
 
2020-04-24 12:26:13 PM  
Mixing bleach and ammonia in a single wide to own the libs.
 
2020-04-24 12:26:58 PM  

mathamagical: Oh no! Please don't inject sanitizer trump supporters, us libs are tired of you winning so much, were begging you to stop owning us by inhaling Lysol! Please don't stick it to us by shoving uv lightbulbs up your anuses to cleanse the virus!


All kidding aside, these people are going to try it on their children.
 
2020-04-24 12:27:19 PM  
Self correcting problem?
 
2020-04-24 12:27:36 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Doesn't their ongoing meth exposure give them some sort of natural immunity?


I just said that in non-internet life around 7 minutes ago... I need to spend more time outside I think.
 
2020-04-24 12:29:15 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Mixing bleach and ammonia in a single wide to own the libs.


Yeah. I assume that's what they were referring to when they mentioned mixing cleaners.
 
2020-04-24 12:29:40 PM  
You people have no imagination

I am so getting one of these - and moving to a red state
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KNOCK-KNOCK
"Good Morning Mam, I'm from 'the Company' and
I'm cleansing people in your neighborhood today.

Is anyone else here?  No, good, please turn around and bend over.
This won't take a minute, usually."
 
2020-04-24 12:30:07 PM  

Quinzy: We should notice that this article gives no numbers for the increase only percentages.


FTFA:
"According to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, poison control centers nationwide received more than 45,000 calls tied to cleaners and disinfectants during the last quarter, a roughly 20% increase."

So, about 37,500 originally, and an increase of 7,500.
 
2020-04-24 12:30:27 PM  
Darwin was right
 
2020-04-24 12:30:38 PM  
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2020-04-24 12:30:59 PM  
Came for the smirking Darwin pic, leaving disappointed.
 
2020-04-24 12:31:13 PM  
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                        Thank you for making my job easier
 
2020-04-24 12:31:50 PM  

Tillmaster: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Mixing bleach and ammonia in a single wide to own the libs.

Yeah. I assume that's what they were referring to when they mentioned mixing cleaners.


What the hell?  And here I was, trying to get my maid to swap places with the guy pressure washing the driveway.
 
2020-04-24 12:33:17 PM  
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/Had to be done
 
2020-04-24 12:34:18 PM  
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I know Katie loves Lysol.
 
2020-04-24 12:38:09 PM  
If this affects McConnell's chances, I'll allow it.
 
2020-04-24 12:38:20 PM  

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I know Katie loves Lysol.


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2020-04-24 12:40:03 PM  
Trump was just asking questions! He never actually said to inject disinfectant into your body!

/Excuses the Trumpanzees will give for Trump's obvious horrible suggestions put into "Don't sue me!" form using a interrogative
 
2020-04-24 12:40:25 PM  

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He likes a bit of that!
 
2020-04-24 12:40:51 PM  
It's ok everyone, it was mostly children who were affected.
 
2020-04-24 12:42:20 PM  
You can't fix stupid.

You can, however, have a cold drink and laugh at it.
 
2020-04-24 12:42:37 PM  
People lining up to be disinfected (although not by choice)

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2020-04-24 12:44:46 PM  
When it first hit I was cleaning the hell out of everything at work and home. At work the cleaning stuff was so strong it gave me a headache for a while. So I just sat on the dock getting some fresh air.
 
2020-04-24 12:45:32 PM  
Let's not forget the original use for Lysol...
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2020-04-24 12:45:44 PM  

The.anti-Larry: People lining up to be disinfected (although not by choice)


This is basically exactly what is happening to us right now. Except its not in black and white.
 
2020-04-24 12:46:04 PM  

guestguy: Turnip_the_radio: [Fark user image 320x180] [View Full Size image _x_]
I know Katie loves Lysol.

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I'm a numbers guy.  What would you estimate was the diameter of each of her ass titties?
 
2020-04-24 12:48:03 PM  

Palined Parenthood: guestguy: Turnip_the_radio: [Fark user image 320x180] [View Full Size image _x_]
I know Katie loves Lysol.

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I'm a numbers guy.  What would you estimate was the diameter of each of her ass titties?


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2020-04-24 12:50:34 PM  

jaytkay: You Libs accuse them of drinking Kool Aid. Joke's on you. It's Lysol!


OOOhhh Yyyhhckkc, cfff!   hhhffecccc!
 
2020-04-24 12:50:36 PM  
 Genuine question. What are the chances  of trump winning a 2nd term? I'm intrigued.
 
2020-04-24 12:50:48 PM  
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2020-04-24 12:52:44 PM  
as well as adults breathing in toxic fumes as they mix together combinations of cleaners."

I hear ammonium is good at sanitizing and bleach is too.  I can create a super sanitizer if i mix them.
 
2020-04-24 12:52:59 PM  
MAGA Pro-Tip: It's much easier to disinfect your Lungs by buying a FlexStraw® 50" Aerosol Can Straw. Just attach that big boy to your can of Lysol® and gently slide it up your nose, all the way down to the tips of your lungs and spray that COVID away!
 
2020-04-24 12:53:23 PM  
Oh ya dont do that.
 
2020-04-24 12:58:28 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Self correcting problem?


More like the solution that corrects many problems.
 
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