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(CNN)   Aquarium makes breakthrough that could help save third largest coral reef in the world. However, being Florida, they'll find a way to screw it up   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Coral reef, coral reefs, Coral, Human, Reproduction, Wildlife Conservation Commission, natural environment, coral reproduce  
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2461 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2020 at 9:41 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-04-22 10:32:43 PM  
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2020-04-22 9:54:08 PM  
5 votes:
Can the aquarium really take credit for this? All they did was find a coral pervert who likes getting it on inside a fishtank. All the other corals refused to put out, and they are probably kinda grossed out by this one.

Have we not considered that aquariums are only saving the coral perverts? Shouldn't we think about this before we just seed the world with little crusty pervs? They being kept in a box and gawked at by voyeurs. It's like if an alien species kidnapped human and said, "Hey, this one in the zipper mask loves being shoved in the box and totally reproduced while the scientists watched. We saved the species!!!"
 
2020-04-22 10:01:10 PM  
3 votes:
florida? lemme guess.. hydroxychloroquine and zinc
 
2020-04-22 9:46:47 PM  
2 votes:
6 feet between each coral head?
 
2020-04-23 8:09:33 AM  
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2020-04-22 11:11:41 PM  
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That is really cool and all, but if you want to save the coral reefs you better get working on lowering the water temperature.
 
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