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(AP News)   While nobody was looking, Iran's Revolutionary Guard photoshopped a military satellite into orbit   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Iran, Ali Khamenei, Ruhollah Khomeini, Intercontinental ballistic missile, surprise launch Wednesday, Iran's Revolutionary Guard, Nuclear weapon, U.S. State Department  
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2020-04-22 10:54:39 AM  
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2020-04-22 10:44:20 AM  
9 votes:
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2020-04-22 10:51:32 AM  
8 votes:
Blast from the past
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2020-04-22 10:26:53 AM  
8 votes:
Now a step away from an ICBM, which will make them almost unassailable in modern times.

If you have dunned governments for trying to bring down Iran, Congratulations. You have allowed them to grow to a point where their population is now condemned to live forever in poverty, hate, fear, murder, and government inquisition.

I hope you are proud. I'm sure every woman assaulted in Iran today thanks you. I'm sure every child growing up with no future thanks you. I'm sure every man beating his wife with impunity thanks you. (Actually, that one probably does).

Stupid hateful childish people defending Iran. YOU have created this. No one else.
 
2020-04-22 10:48:26 AM  
6 votes:
Brilliant leader predicted such a development and was prepared.

T-Solo's Space Force reporting for duty.  Because in space born spurs are weightless.

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2020-04-22 10:23:28 AM  
6 votes:
Thank God we have Cadet Bone Spurs, and not some weak kneed 'sister' like FDR or JFK to guide us through these perilous times! /s/
 
2020-04-22 12:37:31 PM  
4 votes:

emersonbiggins: PapermonkeyExpress: emersonbiggins: Chris Ween: They have also been harassing tge US Navy ships and Trump may have given the free fire order if they continue.

China is maneuvering in the South China Sea and spreading propaganda about the US as the source of Covid.

Russia is intercepting our Navy planes in the Med.

Its going to get interesting.

Don't let Trump's gimp mask fool you, Russia and the United States are besties now.

You apparently don't remember the 80-90s

Neither do these guys.

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I can't see that pic anymore without thinking "which one's the bottom?"

/every farking time
//I'm ashamed
///not that ashamed
 
2020-04-22 10:36:18 AM  
3 votes:

This text is now purple: OMFG Help Us: Thank God we have Cadet Bone Spurs, and not some weak kneed 'sister' like FDR or JFK to guide us through these perilous times! /s/

Both FDR and JFK were, in fact, weak-kneed.


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2020-04-22 10:49:34 AM  
2 votes:
Shoot that satellite down with a space torpedo - or what I like to call a Speedo...

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2020-04-22 10:44:01 AM  
2 votes:

Chris Ween: They have also been harassing tge US Navy ships and Trump may have given the free fire order if they continue.

China is maneuvering in the South China Sea and spreading propaganda about the US as the source of Covid.

Russia is intercepting our Navy planes in the Med.

Its going to get interesting.


Yeah maybe we should go over there and depose their government..... And oh I don't know, maybe install a Shah of Iran or something I'll bet that work out really well for everybody.
/MIGA
 
2020-04-22 10:40:33 AM  
2 votes:
Persians...in SPACE space space space
 
2020-04-22 10:36:27 AM  
2 votes:

emersonbiggins: Chris Ween: They have also been harassing tge US Navy ships and Trump may have given the free fire order if they continue.

China is maneuvering in the South China Sea and spreading propaganda about the US as the source of Covid.

Russia is intercepting our Navy planes in the Med.

Its going to get interesting.

Don't let Trump's gimp mask fool you, Russia and the United States are besties now.


Well I hope so.  Wouldn't want an enemy to fist you so hard you become a muppet.
 
2020-04-22 10:31:23 AM  
2 votes:

Chris Ween: They have also been harassing tge US Navy ships and Trump may have given the free fire order if they continue.

China is maneuvering in the South China Sea and spreading propaganda about the US as the source of Covid.

Russia is intercepting our Navy planes in the Med.

Its going to get interesting.


Don't let Trump's gimp mask fool you, Russia and the United States are besties now.
 
2020-04-22 1:25:09 PM  
1 vote:

Bslim: We are vermin.


Some more than others.

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2020-04-22 12:09:56 PM  
1 vote:
said Gen. Hossein Salami, the head of the Guard.

How often could you say "Yes, General Salami!" before you start giggling and go get a sandwich?
 
2020-04-22 11:24:02 AM  
1 vote:

rebelyell2006: johnny_vegas: Not to interrupt people peeing their pants about a new ICBM capability, but Iran has been launching satellites into orbit since 2009.

And while people are panicking over Iran being a part of the space race, all I can think is "cool, maybe they can participate in the next major international space station".  Because satellites and space launches are awesome and humanity as a whole needs to go into space.


No, space doesn't need the pestilence that is humanity, We either get our shiat together or die right in this shiathole we've made for ourselves. We are vermin.
 
2020-04-22 10:56:40 AM  
1 vote:
First Iran pulls out of the nuclear deal and now this? It's like their actions have no rhyme or reason!
 
2020-04-22 10:45:25 AM  
1 vote:

johnny_vegas: Not to interrupt people peeing their pants about a new ICBM capability, but Iran has been launching satellites into orbit since 2009.


And while people are panicking over Iran being a part of the space race, all I can think is "cool, maybe they can participate in the next major international space station".  Because satellites and space launches are awesome and humanity as a whole needs to go into space.
 
2020-04-22 10:40:25 AM  
1 vote:
They can barely keep 1970's planes flying. I doubt they put anything into orbit.
 
2020-04-22 10:27:15 AM  
1 vote:

OMFG Help Us: Thank God we have Cadet Bone Spurs, and not some weak kneed 'sister' like FDR or JFK to guide us through these perilous times! /s/


Both FDR and JFK were, in fact, weak-kneed.
 
2020-04-22 10:26:22 AM  
1 vote:

Chris Ween: They have also been harassing tge US Navy ships and Trump may have given the free fire order if they continue.

China is maneuvering in the South China Sea and spreading propaganda about the US as the source of Covid.

Russia is intercepting our Navy planes in the Med.

Its going to get interesting.


This is still relatively quiet if you lived through any of 1933-1989.
 
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