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(CNN)   What really might be killing Kim Jong Un? Read this and make up your own minds   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-04-21 8:32:38 PM  
I don't much care so long as it succeeds.

Death to evil monsters.
 
2020-04-21 9:00:58 PM  

erik-k: I don't much care so long as it succeeds.

Death to evil monsters.


He'll be replaced by another evil monster. It's pointless spending any energy thinking about him.
 
2020-04-21 9:23:39 PM  
Fark him.
 
2020-04-21 9:29:46 PM  
Un dead?
 
2020-04-21 9:59:08 PM  
 
2020-04-21 10:09:51 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: erik-k: I don't much care so long as it succeeds.

Death to evil monsters.

He'll be replaced by another evil monster. It's pointless spending any energy thinking about him.


That's the extent of my thoughts about him.

As for the situation that would arise, with a psychopathic moron like Trump involved... Only in the Worst Timeline. Damage Report!

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2020-04-22 3:01:46 AM  
Not sure if anyone is reading TFA, but that's the first I've heard of it causing that kind of clotting.  Scary for the rest of us.

Wouldn't miss that dipshiat, but I'd say it's at least even money that if he dies, something even worse takes his place.  If someone outside the family takes over, I'm afraid they'll feel they have to prove they should be in charge.  Usually very bad when that happens with military types, which looks pretty likely here
 
2020-04-22 3:08:07 AM  
Broadway star Nick Cordero just had to have his leg amputated because the blood thinners he was taking to combat the clotting caused by COVID led to internal bleeding and loss of blood pressure. This disease has all kinds of nasty surprises.
 
2020-04-22 3:16:34 AM  
Covid or not, 5'4" and 250 lbs isn't going to work out for him.
 
2020-04-22 3:20:05 AM  

Bowen: Covid or not, 5'4" and 250 lbs isn't going to work out for him.


He can't possibly weigh more than 239
 
2020-04-22 3:22:10 AM  
Well, that's horrifying. I've got a clotting disorder and I'm so afraid of suddenly dying from a blood clot. I just got off coumadin after being on it over a year after a PE.

If Kim Jung Un died of one. Meh.
 
2020-04-22 3:22:57 AM  
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2020-04-22 4:15:50 AM  
Dr. Kathryn Hibbert

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"You just watch it clot right in front of you,"

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Well, I've been drinking a lot already, maybe screaming like a baby is next.
 
2020-04-22 5:47:33 AM  
Another victim of Fake News.
 
2020-04-22 6:55:00 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Broadway star Nick Cordero just had to have his leg amputated because the blood thinners he was taking to combat the clotting caused by COVID led to internal bleeding and loss of blood pressure. This disease has all kinds of nasty surprises.


Almost right. He had the leg amputated because of clotting, not because of the blood thinners.
 
2020-04-22 6:56:54 AM  

fusillade762: Well, I've been drinking a lot already, maybe screaming like a baby is next.


Yeah, my first thought, too. Let me know when it starts causing deploymerization. Other articles say there are at least 10 mutations. So it's a combination of the shifting antigen virus from The Stand and the Andromeda Strain.
 
2020-04-22 8:23:01 AM  

Unobtanium: fusillade762: Well, I've been drinking a lot already, maybe screaming like a baby is next.

Yeah, my first thought, too. Let me know when it starts causing deploymerization. Other articles say there are at least 10 mutations. So it's a combination of the shifting antigen virus from The Stand and the Andromeda Strain.


You can check out the family tree of the virus here:
https://nextstrain.org/ncov/global?fb​c​lid=IwAR0GCaMs338QWH3uMz3NnqIrHM4McwJe​06pTuXRwJFN-wNnwwwOHil0opQ0
 
2020-04-22 9:05:36 AM  
His sister poisoning him?
 
2020-04-22 9:11:40 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: erik-k: I don't much care so long as it succeeds.

Death to evil monsters.

He'll be replaced by another evil monster. It's pointless spending any energy thinking about him.


The succession from Stalin might be the best analogy should fat boy Kim croak.  NK's model is the most Stalinist of any communist bloc country (and has been since 1953).
 
2020-04-22 9:16:38 AM  
Wait, best Korea great leader died?
 
2020-04-22 9:23:17 AM  

sno man: His sister poisoning him?


With twinkies?
 
2020-04-22 9:27:04 AM  

Naido: Not sure if anyone is reading TFA, but that's the first I've heard of it causing that kind of clotting. Scary for the rest of us


Uh yeah.  That's terrifying actually.  Clots in the lungs?  Clots under the skin?  Clots in the blood so bad they clog the IVs?

Has any other rhino- or coronavirus ever had that attribute?
 
2020-04-22 9:33:29 AM  

AngryDragon: Naido: Not sure if anyone is reading TFA, but that's the first I've heard of it causing that kind of clotting. Scary for the rest of us

Uh yeah.  That's terrifying actually.  Clots in the lungs?  Clots under the skin?  Clots in the blood so bad they clog the IVs?

Has any other rhino- or coronavirus ever had that attribute?


Nope, that's what makes this Ebola like scary.
 
2020-04-22 9:34:35 AM  
His guilty conscience?

// lol jk
 
2020-04-22 9:41:06 AM  
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Well, I've been drinking a lot already, maybe screaming like a baby is next.

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Came here for that, well done.
 
2020-04-22 9:53:17 AM  

AngryDragon: Naido: Not sure if anyone is reading TFA, but that's the first I've heard of it causing that kind of clotting. Scary for the rest of us

Uh yeah.  That's terrifying actually.  Clots in the lungs?  Clots under the skin?  Clots in the blood so bad they clog the IVs?

Has any other rhino- or coronavirus ever had that attribute?


there were reports out of somewhere (can't remember, too much reading/info lately) late last week about a not insignificant number of people bleeding out. But that may have been to do with too much blood thinner.
 
2020-04-22 10:01:15 AM  
Isn't alcohol a blood thinner? Booze tends to be a status symbol in some parts of the world and far be it for a brutal dictator to pass up any symbolism associated with wealth and prosperity.
 
2020-04-22 10:03:56 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Isn't alcohol a blood thinner? Booze tends to be a status symbol in some parts of the world and far be it for a brutal dictator to pass up any symbolism associated with wealth and prosperity.


I think it was under Kim Jong-Il that North Korea's government was the single largest purchaser of Johnny Walker.
 
2020-04-22 10:42:21 AM  

AngryDragon: Naido: Not sure if anyone is reading TFA, but that's the first I've heard of it causing that kind of clotting. Scary for the rest of us

Uh yeah.  That's terrifying actually.  Clots in the lungs?  Clots under the skin?  Clots in the blood so bad they clog the IVs?

Has any other rhino- or coronavirus ever had that attribute?


That is a problem. I've never heard of that. It might explain why some people are so prone to dying and some are not.
 
2020-04-22 10:42:52 AM  
Radiation poisoning
 
2020-04-22 1:02:26 PM  

dodecahedron: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Broadway star Nick Cordero just had to have his leg amputated because the blood thinners he was taking to combat the clotting caused by COVID led to internal bleeding and loss of blood pressure. This disease has all kinds of nasty surprises.

Almost right. He had the leg amputated because of clotting, not because of the blood thinners.


My understanding is that he had been on the blood thinners before he got COVID
 
2020-04-22 1:03:21 PM  
The linked article says nothing about Kim Jung Un, but this clotting aspect is interesting.  This virus looks worse and worse the more it gets studied.
 
2020-04-22 3:26:07 PM  

OldRod: The linked article says nothing about Kim Jung Un, but this clotting aspect is interesting.  This virus looks worse and worse the more it gets studied.


So for farks sake, quit studying it!
 
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