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(MLive.com)   It keeps getting worse: now no half-week-long music fest with half-naked hippie chicks for Michigan this summer   (mlive.com) divider line
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2020-04-21 5:08:23 PM  
Huh, I thought it was the Gathering of the Juggalos for a second there.
 
2020-04-21 5:08:46 PM  
The Juggalos are still down to clown, though.
 
2020-04-21 5:09:32 PM  
D'oh

/Great minds and all.
 
2020-04-21 5:10:16 PM  

OkieDookie: D'oh

/Great minds and all.


I mean, it is Michigan. Isn't that their stomping ground?
 
2020-04-21 5:16:44 PM  

OkieDookie: D'oh

/Great minds and all.



Yeah, I was going to post about the upcoming Faygo surplus.
 
2020-04-21 5:25:09 PM  
The dead and company also canceled their entire tour... Damn, I had tickets for St. Louis and deer Creek, or whatever Deercreek it's called now
 
2020-04-21 5:25:45 PM  
Headliners for this year's sold-out festival included The String Cheese Incident, Bassnectar, Flume, Major Lazer and Diplo.

*whew* dodged a bullet there.

Cancelling that lineup is doing electronic music a favor.
 
2020-04-21 5:28:31 PM  
Love, it ain't something riding on a motorbike
And love, I stopped loving you since the miners' strike
Got no flowers for your gun
No hippychick
Won't make love to change your mind
No hippychick
 
2020-04-21 5:32:15 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: Huh, I thought it was the Gathering of the Juggalos for a second there.


Same here.

I doubt the 'Rona could survive in the bloodstream of a Juggalo, though.
 
2020-04-21 5:35:23 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Capo Del Bandito: Huh, I thought it was the Gathering of the Juggalos for a second there.

Same here.

I doubt the 'Rona could survive in the bloodstream of a Juggalo, though.


Well they do have molecular acid for blood, and a nasty habit of replacing their outer polysaccharide layer with polarized silicon.
 
2020-04-21 5:41:43 PM  
Damn, this album is getting a workout lately.

Camper Van Beethoven - Hippy Chix
Youtube 5yRDtJDzLJ0
 
2020-04-21 5:47:58 PM  
The problem with half baked women in public is if you aren't attractive and you look at them you are a perv.

/Is a perv, but that shouldn't be the criteria.
 
2020-04-21 5:50:40 PM  

Smackledorfer: The problem with half baked women in public is if you aren't attractive and you look at them you are a perv.


That defense didn't work with the judge, did it?
 
2020-04-21 5:59:16 PM  

Smackledorfer: The problem with half baked women in public is if you aren't attractive and you look at them you are a perv.

/Is a perv, but that shouldn't be the criteria.


Obviously that should say naked.
 
2020-04-21 6:24:33 PM  

Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: The problem with half baked women in public is if you aren't attractive and you look at them you are a perv.

/Is a perv, but that shouldn't be the criteria.

Obviously that should say naked.


Half baked would probably still work in this situation.
 
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2020-04-21 6:50:16 PM  

Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: The problem with half baked women in public is if you aren't attractive and you look at them you are a perv.

/Is a perv, but that shouldn't be the criteria.

Obviously that should say naked.


Either works, actually!
 
2020-04-21 6:53:58 PM  

wee: Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: The problem with half baked women in public is if you aren't attractive and you look at them you are a perv.

/Is a perv, but that shouldn't be the criteria.

Obviously that should say naked.

Either works, actually!


Naked and Baked sounds like a Discovery Channel show.
 
2020-04-21 7:21:06 PM  
If only we had some idea of what half-naked (baked) hippie chicks looked like.
 
2020-04-21 7:33:23 PM  
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Time to break out the classics.
 
2020-04-21 7:37:17 PM  
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2020-04-21 7:51:58 PM  
What kind of hippie chicks only get half naked?
 
2020-04-21 8:47:54 PM  
We will know everything is truly farked if they cancel The Gathering of the Juggalos!
 
2020-04-21 8:54:02 PM  
If you have weed they flock to you like naked, demented bees.

Dang, I bet Evolve is cancelled this year.
 
2020-04-21 10:19:25 PM  
Know a lot of hippies that listen to EDM?

I call them free range club folk.
 
2020-04-21 10:25:33 PM  

OkieDookie: wee: Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: The problem with half baked women in public is if you aren't attractive and you look at them you are a perv.

/Is a perv, but that shouldn't be the criteria.

Obviously that should say naked.

Either works, actually!

Naked and Baked sounds like a Discovery Channel show.


Everybody wins!
 
2020-04-21 11:31:52 PM  
So now the local fire departments and ambulance companies won't have to stock up on Narcan for that weekend.
 
2020-04-22 12:08:17 AM  

NathanAllen: Know a lot of hippies that listen to EDM?


They have their own electronic music culture. They were technically here first and they built this scene. YOU are the one who is the poseur tourist.

/because you call it EDM
 
2020-04-22 12:16:52 AM  

Ishkur: NathanAllen: Know a lot of hippies that listen to EDM?

They have their own electronic music culture. They were technically here first and they built this scene. YOU are the one who is the poseur tourist.

/because you call it EDM


Now is zee time on Sprockets when ze dance.
 
2020-04-22 12:26:23 AM  
All right virus, you have done your damage now get the hell off our planet.
 
2020-04-22 9:31:21 AM  
Why on earth would I want to see 70+ year olds half naked?
 
2020-04-22 9:45:23 AM  
Cripes. It's 32 degrees right now, with a wind chill of abour 25 degrees. Nobody's running around naked outside in Michigan except those weird Polar Bear Club freaks.
 
2020-04-22 9:46:45 AM  

Group W Bench: Why on earth would I want to see 70+ year olds half naked?


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2020-04-22 10:12:47 AM  
Did they cancel Faster Horses?    I really don't give to rocks about this event, but a co worker lives for it every year and in the weeks leading up to it we get to hear what food, what clothing, what booze they are bringing.  These are all women in their late 40's.  It's really disturbing.
 
2020-04-22 5:19:31 PM  

Shirley Ujest: Did they cancel Faster Horses?    I really don't give to rocks about this event, but a co worker lives for it every year and in the weeks leading up to it we get to hear what food, what clothing, what booze they are bringing.  These are all women in their late 40's.  It's really disturbing.


That's a few weeks after this.  So they're probably thinking it over.  But I'm guessing it'll be yes.
 
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