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(Gizmodo)   Jeff Bezos: "Excellent. These color monitors have already paid for themselves"   (gizmodo.com) divider line
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2891 clicks; posted to Geek » on 19 Apr 2020 at 8:35 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-04-19 7:56:55 PM  
THey'll spend a lot of money on some stuff
 
2020-04-19 8:26:17 PM  
Amazon: Work harder! Faster!
Worker: Works harder, faster.
Amazon: That worker is sweating! Fire him!
 
2020-04-19 8:38:39 PM  
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2020-04-19 8:55:20 PM  
Did they have to make the barcode scanner three dots built into the safety goggles?
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2020-04-19 9:17:15 PM  
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2020-04-19 9:20:37 PM  
Not sure how well the thermal cameras will detect fevers in about six weeks or so, once warehouse temperatures get back over 110oF.
 
2020-04-19 9:37:44 PM  
So now all the monitors making sure you are safe are now colored?
 
2020-04-19 9:53:58 PM  
Those classy owners at Amazon will use the virus to get workers accustomed to being watched closely.

that way, once the virus goes, the cameras stay.


Communist China nods approvingly.
 
2020-04-19 9:55:07 PM  

TheSubjunctive: Not sure how well the thermal cameras will detect fevers in about six weeks or so, once warehouse temperatures get back over 110oF.


hey YOU try paying that electric bill.  Bozos has bills to pay you know.
 
2020-04-19 10:00:40 PM  

edmo: THey'll spend a lot of money on some stuff



what benefits the sit at home company stock owners, but not much else.
 
2020-04-19 10:11:55 PM  
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2020-04-19 10:23:03 PM  

Linux_Yes: Those classy owners at Amazon will use the virus to get workers accustomed to being watched closely.

that way, once the virus goes, the cameras stay.


Communist China nods approvingly.


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2020-04-19 10:28:25 PM  
One  bad hangover from being laid off 🤣🤣
 
2020-04-19 10:59:28 PM  
George Orwell spinning in his grave.
 
2020-04-19 11:20:43 PM  

Axeofjudgement: One  bad hangover from being laid off 🤣🤣


IDK if it's our state or city(Chicago, Illinois), but the Amazon fresh warehouses here let them pick their hours(for now). As long as you pick at the least 15 hours a week.
 
2020-04-19 11:49:50 PM  
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2020-04-20 3:37:20 AM  
I thought thermal cameras were only used to make farts visible.

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2020-04-20 9:14:49 AM  
AI Human Temperature Filter?
Are there T-800s trying to sneak in?

Or out?
 
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