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(CNN)   President Trump blames governors for not using the tests they don't have. Do not worry, defunding WHO will fix this. FOR REASONS   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-04-18 9:18:14 PM  
Yes, nothing makes the stove work better than turning off the gas.
 
2020-04-18 9:40:47 PM  
if only there was someone who was in charge of the whole country that could help out the parts of the country that need it...
 
2020-04-18 9:46:31 PM  
We have tremendous capacity

For delusion.
 
2020-04-18 10:07:08 PM  
He's flailing like a T-1000 sinking into a foundry at this stage of the pandemic.

Today's presser was Exhibit A for a mental competency assessment ASAP.
 
2020-04-18 10:38:37 PM  
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2020-04-18 11:27:34 PM  
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2020-04-18 11:27:58 PM  
We couldn't find a way to fight coronavirus, so we are fighting the people who fight coronavirus.
 
2020-04-18 11:28:49 PM  
Irrational incompetent impeached failed leader is irrational, incompetent, impeached and a failure.
 
2020-04-18 11:31:45 PM  

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Don't forget to include his "the rules don't apply to me" card. The 2013 tweet is a trump anomaly, as it is academically and philosophically sound, and it is objectively correct.
 
2020-04-18 11:32:21 PM  
"A month or so ago we thought there were only a few cases because we were hardly testing anyone, even though there were probably already hundreds spreading in secret. Let's go back to that."
 
2020-04-18 11:34:08 PM  
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"They don't want to use all of the capacity that we've created. We have tremendous capacity,"
 
2020-04-18 11:34:54 PM  
i wish he would just shut up for a few weeks,no tweeting either.  he's tedious and never helpful and we all need a break from him.
 
2020-04-18 11:39:13 PM  
trump is an asshole

There's  nothing else to say at this point..
 
2020-04-18 11:39:24 PM  
I don't want anyone in his family, or a GOP congressperson to die form this, but is that what it will take for someone to oust this farker already?

/probably not
 
2020-04-18 11:40:22 PM  
"Outrage Baiting" - number 13 on the Cracked list.

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The next payment to the WHO from the US is not until January 1st, 2021. Trump "withholding" money from them will not affect them one bit until then.
 
2020-04-18 11:41:28 PM  
Every single action he takes is completely about him. None of this has anything to do with your safety or my safety. This has nothing to do with how our hospitals are staffed or the equipment that they get. This is all about covering his ass trying to get reelected. The completely dropped the ball now he's looking to blame someone. He'll point his stubby fingers and say it's their fault look at them! Re-elect me and I'll fix it and make it better. Bigger better Maga!
 
2020-04-18 11:43:08 PM  

bobobolinskii: trump is an asshole

There's  nothing else to say at this point..


Not to mention those selfish, senile old coots in the Senate that could have tossed him out on his ass last
February...

But of course, votes from bigots, rednecks, bumpkins and those overweight dudes protesting the quarantine in Michigan are way more important..
 
2020-04-18 11:43:24 PM  

markie_farkie: He's flailing like a T-1000 sinking into a foundry at this stage of the pandemic.

Today's presser was Exhibit A for a mental competency assessment ASAP.


You've no idea how much I wish someone, ANYONE would make that happen:

"So, what's your evidence for trying to get the president declared mentally unfit?"
:: turns on tv during a presser ::
"Just farking LISTEN to this guy!"
 
2020-04-18 11:43:59 PM  

cretinbob: Yes, nothing makes the stove work better than turning off the gas.


Use a Gas Powered Stick. It never runs out of gas!
 
2020-04-18 11:48:21 PM  

markie_farkie: He's flailing like a T-1000 sinking into a foundry at this stage of the pandemic.

Today's presser was Exhibit A for a mental competency assessment ASAP.


However, it is important to keep in mind that his followers believe every word of it.
 
2020-04-18 11:51:34 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: if only there was someone who was in charge of the whole country that could help out the parts of the country that need it...


Obama has been gone for over 3 years now.

What you need is someone who IS in charge of the whole country...
 
2020-04-18 11:51:44 PM  
Stop being a shiat.

Seriously.

Seriously.
 
2020-04-18 11:54:28 PM  
Nearly everyone here will live to see Trump's death someday. Now don't you feel just a tad bit better?
 
2020-04-18 11:55:49 PM  
This is Target Field in Minneapolis. It seats 38,649 people.
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...which is 279 short of our country's current COVID-19 death toll.

Or, in Republican terms, 38,928 converts to 9,732 Benghazis.
 
2020-04-18 11:59:25 PM  

Palined Parenthood: This is Target Field in Minneapolis. It seats 38,649 people.
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...which is 279 short of our country's current COVID-19 death toll.

Or, in Republican terms, 38,928 converts to 9,732 Benghazis.


How many Cleveland Brown crowds is that?
 
2020-04-18 11:59:29 PM  
Isn't it bad enough they can't have large venues? Won't anyone think of poor Roger Daltry? C'mon, nobody wrote this yet? Or is it just a lame meme anymore?
 
2020-04-19 12:01:02 AM  
"The buck stops here," and "Speak softly, but carry a big stick" (or, more simply put: "stfu and gbtw")

Once upon a time, these were revered nuggets of wisdom embraced broadly, regardless of political stripes. Re-discovering these principles could really make America great again. If I can build a campaign slogan out of this, maybe I could run for office.
 
2020-04-19 12:02:59 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Nearly everyone here will live to see Trump's death someday. Now don't you feel just a tad bit better?


Um, with this administration, that's not exactly guaranteed...
 
2020-04-19 12:05:39 AM  

Palined Parenthood: This is Target Field in Minneapolis. It seats 38,649 people.
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...which is 279 short of our country's current COVID-19 death toll.

Or, in Republican terms, 38,928 converts to 9,732 Benghazis.


9,732 Benghazi's in only 4.6 Scaramuccis.
 
2020-04-19 12:06:00 AM  
If saying he's going to withhold funds doesn't affect them anytime soon, then why the fark is he even saying it.

To be inconsequential?
 
2020-04-19 12:10:02 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Palined Parenthood: This is Target Field in Minneapolis. It seats 38,649 people.
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...which is 279 short of our country's current COVID-19 death toll.

Or, in Republican terms, 38,928 converts to 9,732 Benghazis.

How many Cleveland Brown crowds is that?


38,928.
 
2020-04-19 12:11:42 AM  

cretinbob: Yes, nothing makes the stove work better than turning off the gas.


Hoax gas, libstove!
 
2020-04-19 12:12:00 AM  
2020, the year of analogies. Rhode Island screaming, hey what about me?
 
2020-04-19 12:17:14 AM  
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2020-04-19 12:18:01 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Every single action he takes is completely about him. None of this has anything to do with your safety or my safety. This has nothing to do with how our hospitals are staffed or the equipment that they get. This is all about covering his ass trying to get reelected. The completely dropped the ball now he's looking to blame someone. He'll point his stubby fingers and say it's their fault look at them! Re-elect me and I'll fix it and make it better. Bigger better Maga!


Yeah, but, he could, you know, choose to fix it now. Just let the military handle all supplies and distribution. Easy peasy. And he would even appear decisive and a leader.

But he doesn't, because he'd rather grift, and gaslight, and sow chaos. And refuse to take any responsibility, and blame everyone, and encourage violent rebellion.

We're now pretty much guaranteed to zoom past 100,000 deaths. Probably well over 200,000.

Because he's incapable of riding the worst of the storm out. Just another month would probably do the trick. Instead, #PresidentDeath is hellbent on killing people.
 
2020-04-19 12:20:21 AM  

Alien Robot: "Outrage Baiting" - number 13 on the Cracked list.

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The next payment to the WHO from the US is not until January 1st, 2021. Trump "withholding" money from them will not affect them one bit until then.


Let's say you find out your income will be cut by 30% in a year. Do you continue spending money at the same rate right right up until then, or do you scale back and prepare for the reduced income?
 
2020-04-19 12:21:02 AM  
 
2020-04-19 12:23:53 AM  
It's a pressure campaign to get the govs to buy sh*t from JKush's chain of private companies.

Like.."..re-open but we all wear N95s and gloves" and so on.
 
2020-04-19 12:25:23 AM  

the_cnidarian: 2020, the year of analogies. Rhode Island screaming, hey what about me?


...It isn't fair
I've had enough, now I want my share
Can't you see, I wanna live
But you just take more than you give
 
2020-04-19 12:35:58 AM  

adj_m: Alien Robot: "Outrage Baiting" - number 13 on the Cracked list.

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The next payment to the WHO from the US is not until January 1st, 2021. Trump "withholding" money from them will not affect them one bit until then.

Let's say you find out your income will be cut by 30% in a year. Do you continue spending money at the same rate right right up until then, or do you scale back and prepare for the reduced income?


If you take ANY decision based on a public pronouncement from Trump you are daft. Even if he is still 'in charge' then, chances of him even remembering this let alone the minion responsible actually figuring out how to stop the payment about about zero.
 
2020-04-19 12:40:00 AM  

Boondock3806: aleister_greynight: [Fark user image image 720x412]

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Don't forget to include his "the rules don't apply to me" card. The 2013 tweet is a trump anomaly, as it is academically and philosophically sound, and it is objectively correct.


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2020-04-19 12:49:08 AM  

Alien Robot: he next payment to the WHO from the US is not until January 1st, 2021. Trump "withholding" money from them will not affect them one bit until then.


Then why didn't he wait till then to brag about it?
 
2020-04-19 12:58:19 AM  
If he does get sick, I hope he takes chloroquine.
 
2020-04-19 1:04:06 AM  

40 degree day: We couldn't find a way to fight coronavirus, so we are fighting the people who fight coronavirus.


Boondock3806: aleister_greynight: [Fark user image image 720x412]

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Don't forget to include his "the rules don't apply to me" card. The 2013 tweet is a trump anomaly, as it is academically and philosophically sound, and it is objectively correct.


Thanks for posting this.  It should appear in every post featuring D2S.
That's been his MO for his whole life..."Always blame someone else"
 
2020-04-19 1:04:17 AM  
hoohoodilly:

We're now pretty much guaranteed to zoom past 100,000 deaths. Probably well over 200,000.

Because he's incapable of riding the worst of the storm out. Just another month would probably do the trick. Instead, #PresidentDeath is hellbent on killing people.


Don't forget he comes from a history of, ummm....well gas chambers are just so pass'e anymore. nuff said.
 
2020-04-19 1:07:19 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Nearly everyone here will live to see Trump's death someday. Now don't you feel just a tad bit better?


I've often said that trump's only redeeming quality is that he is mortal and will die someday.
 
2020-04-19 1:39:57 AM  

Darfur Parkour: If saying he's going to withhold funds doesn't affect them anytime soon, then why the fark is he even saying it.

To be inconsequential?


World: Fark you we got ours

Health: Fark that **guzzles** cheap whiskey and shoots lil' Bobby in the ass with some buckshot

Organization: Fark Socialism gonna cap yur' ass like 'lil Bobby

/it's just for the base that's all he talks to
 
2020-04-19 1:50:33 AM  
I earlier made the mistake of watching and reading the comments on a youtube vid about the people "protesting" the lock downs.

I had no idea just how many people support the idea that it is a left wing conspiracy to cripple the economy so Drumpf looks bad.  There were sooo many comments of just straight up vitriol against anyone supporting a lock down, and it seems that everyone supporting such is a liberal of some sort.  So many farking stupid people, no wonder I drink too much.
 
2020-04-19 1:53:27 AM  

markie_farkie: He's flailing like a T-1000 sinking into a foundry at this stage of the pandemic.

Today's presser was Exhibit A for a mental competency assessment ASAP.


More like a TRS-80
 
2020-04-19 1:54:22 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Don't forget to include his "the rules don't apply to me" card. The 2013 tweet is a trump anomaly, as it is academically and philosophically sound, and it is objectively correct.

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Seems like the christian thing to do.
I'm sure a christian can speak up for their god trump.  They can say "Jesus always shifted the blame for everything."

Come on christians.  Speak up.  You either worship trump as the second coming or your religion is a lie.
Just so I'm clear, because religious folk are truly idiots and fragile: christians are not Christians who have truly demonstrated that they have faith, unless they don't disclaim christians as members of their faith, in which case they are all the same.

At least the Muslims split into Sunni and Shia (excluding the whack jobs in Saudi Arabia who are all 9-11 murderers), which point at other as being wrong.  That certainly puts them on a higher moral plane that Christians.  Of course a higher moral plane in religious land is comparing the height of a nickel to a dime when the rest of the world is waiting in a line to get to the top of Everest.
 
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