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2020-04-17 5:59:48 PM  
Inslee saying Donnie's unhinged ranting encouraging dangerous and illegal acts sums up most trump statements.
 
2020-04-17 8:39:53 PM  
Inslee's been a star this entire crisis. He's shown real leadership without getting into a pissing match (Cuomo) with Trump.

I hope this doesn't set him down the path of fighting the federal government instead of fighting the virus here in WA.
 
2020-04-17 9:09:52 PM  
We need to seal the passes and lock the eastern trumpers out of our area now before they get the hoverrounds charged up.
 
2020-04-17 9:13:10 PM  

Noctusxx: We need to seal the passes and lock the eastern trumpers out of our area now before they get the hoverrounds charged up.


They'll run out of juice somewhere between Easton and Hyak. No worries.
 
2020-04-17 9:34:30 PM  
How do I block Disqus?
 
2020-04-17 9:49:31 PM  
We need to have the Army take over FOX News, from the sound of it.  Maybe OAN too.
 
2020-04-17 9:52:02 PM  

Kittypie070: How do I block Disqus?


Shot put, maybe?  Or a javelin.
 
2020-04-17 9:55:04 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: We need to have the Army take over FOX News, from the sound of it.  Maybe OAN too.


Better to use the Coast guard to avoid the whole posse comitatus issue. Besides Coasties are used to dealing with nutjobs.
 
2020-04-17 10:03:59 PM  
The stochastic terrorism will continue until morale improves.
 
2020-04-17 10:04:18 PM  
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2020-04-17 10:06:00 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Kittypie070: How do I block Disqus?

Shot put, maybe?  Or a javelin.


No dude I mean how do I block this idjit Disqus comment crap everywhere?

It sucks so much and there are worse idjits in there than in Facebook
 
2020-04-17 10:23:43 PM  

Kittypie070: Marcus Aurelius: Kittypie070: How do I block Disqus?

Shot put, maybe?  Or a javelin.

No dude I mean how do I block this idjit Disqus comment crap everywhere?

It sucks so much and there are worse idjits in there than in Facebook


Could be worse.  Could be Kinja.
 
2020-04-17 10:24:44 PM  
If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.
 
2020-04-18 12:01:39 AM  

Kittypie070: How do I block Disqus?


IIRC ghostery's options should list social media stuff like disqus for you to block loading. The problem is I'm on my iPad and not my computer to check.
 
2020-04-18 12:03:30 AM  

Kittypie070: Marcus Aurelius: Kittypie070: How do I block Disqus?

Shot put, maybe?  Or a javelin.

No dude I mean how do I block this idjit Disqus comment crap everywhere?

It sucks so much and there are worse idjits in there than in Facebook


%>sudo echo "127.0.0.1  disqus.com " >> /etc/hosts

(don't actually do that)
 
2020-04-18 12:03:58 AM  

EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.


That's been his M.O. since he started. He talks big and tough for the cameras; but what's he actually done big and tough? Bombed an empty airfield so bad it was reopened the next day. Failed to attack Iran when they deliberately shot down our drone and then laughed about it. Canceled war games in South Korea because Lil'Kim was getting steamed, after promising not to let Kim get nukes, etc.

Like any bully, he can't actually go toe to toe with a real enemy. And like any fake bully, he doesn't even know how.
 
2020-04-18 12:07:39 AM  
"Washington Governor Says Trump's 'Unhinged' Tweets Aimed to 'Encourage Illegal and Dangerous Acts"

No shiat, Sherlock, what was your first clue?
 
2020-04-18 12:08:55 AM  
These people are the enemy, and good Americans will deal with them as such.
 
2020-04-18 12:10:43 AM  
Did Trump just perpetuate an act of war?
 
2020-04-18 12:11:56 AM  
When is the Secret Service gonna realize that their duty to upholding the Constitution overrides their oath to protect someone who wants to shiat all over it?
 
2020-04-18 12:12:25 AM  
Trump and the rabid pack of dogs that follow him know that he's done. He can't win. So they are all lashing out.

Expect, depending on how long the virus keeps everyone home-bound, a summer of physical attacks on Hispanics, Asians, Jews, Blacks and every other demographic that Trump decides to point his stubby little finger at.

Its gonna be a rough summer.
 
2020-04-18 12:12:58 AM  
But it's all trump has left
 
2020-04-18 12:13:24 AM  
Remember the standard we set last time, Confederate sympathizers: When you get your asses kicked, we take away your favorite thing with a constitutional amendment
 
2020-04-18 12:15:44 AM  

eurotrader: Marcus Aurelius: We need to have the Army take over FOX News, from the sound of it.  Maybe OAN too.

Better to use the Coast guard to avoid the whole posse comitatus issue. Besides Coasties are used to dealing with nutjobs.


And peddlers of mind altering substances
 
2020-04-18 12:17:22 AM  

Coelacanth: Did Trump just perpetuate an act of war?


Anything to deflect from his own incompetence...
 
2020-04-18 12:18:16 AM  
It is so great in a time of threat and danger to have a divisive leader - said no one ever.
 
2020-04-18 12:19:15 AM  
Charge him with crimes already. What are they waiting for? It's only going to get worse.
 
2020-04-18 12:19:52 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Remember the standard we set last time, Confederate sympathizers: When you get your asses kicked, we take away your favorite thing with a constitutional amendment


It's really too goddamned bad we f*cked the pooch on the follow through.
 
2020-04-18 12:21:01 AM  

EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.


I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.
 
2020-04-18 12:21:49 AM  

EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.


Unless they're immediately successful he's disown them in a second. Pretend he never said the things he said and say they have nothing to do with him. And the next day he'd say the opposite.
 
2020-04-18 12:22:57 AM  

inglixthemad: Coelacanth: Did Trump just perpetuate an act of war?

Anything to deflect from his own incompetence...


Yup.

All of his bluster about being able to do whatever he wants is simply a feeble attempt to keep prying eyes away from just how incompetent he is.

And so was his power grab about him being able to order governors to open their states for business. He doesn't have a plan other than to live as high on the hog as he can while he's in office. As for situations he should be handling, he just flings shiat at the wall to see what sticks. And then lies to everyone about how beautiful his shiat painting is.

Every goddamned day it's like that. Every single one.
 
2020-04-18 12:23:10 AM  
Surely this will finally get him blocked from Twitter.
 
2020-04-18 12:23:48 AM  
This is what's needed.  What defined the last election:

* MAGA
* Crooked Hillary
* Drain the Swamp

Three labels need to be hung on Trump and MURDERER or Make American Graves Accumulate are too kind.
 
2020-04-18 12:24:18 AM  
Wow, Trump is listing swing states on his tweets to be "liberated"

Couldn't possibly be any more obvious, can it?
 
2020-04-18 12:26:03 AM  

desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.


Invest in mortuary services now.
 
2020-04-18 12:30:11 AM  

desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.


Darwin smiles, while Mencken chuckles sensibly.
 
2020-04-18 12:31:52 AM  

desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.


California could buy about 2/3rds of those red states all by themselves. If not more. Throw in New York and the low cost of oil in Texas, and red states could be turned into prison camps pretty goddamn quick.
 
2020-04-18 12:32:23 AM  

desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.


I wasn't aware moonshining and meth making was traded on the nasdaq.
 
2020-04-18 12:39:53 AM  
Dickhed McF##kNuts knows he's beyond screwed when he's out of office. Since he's a total narcissit, he's happy to have Civil War II Boogaloo going on, because it might keep him in power and out of responsibility.

Expect to see more of this as his hide gets closer to the fire.
 
2020-04-18 12:41:32 AM  
How savvy is a politician who calls for his own followers to self-extinct?
 
2020-04-18 12:43:30 AM  

desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.


Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, "Adventures in self-destructive short term thinking."
 
2020-04-18 12:45:35 AM  

erik-k: desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, "Adventures in self-destructive short term thinking."


The fates of men are difficult to predict accurately - but you can always bet on the forces of nature.
Gravity always wins, and Darwin always gets paid.
 
2020-04-18 12:47:53 AM  
This is the part where Trump will act illegally in seeking to block Congressionally approved bailout funds for Boeing in an effort to drive up unemployment in WA. Let's see if he gets caught.
 
2020-04-18 12:55:54 AM  

desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.


The meek shall inherit the Earth, and pick up your property for dirt cheap at the probate court.
 
2020-04-18 1:02:56 AM  

desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.


Yeah. The guy selling recapped truck tires out on the old highway is really gonna attract investment.
 
2020-04-18 1:06:01 AM  

erik-k: desertratt: EmmaLou: If Trumpers would start an armed rebellion, he'd hightail it out of this country so fast. He's a loser. He'll egg on his supporters and then get scared when they do what he wants.

I used to think that a shooting Civil War was getting closer every day.  This virus has changed things.  My state and several other red states are going to start opening up on May 1.  All the venture money from cowering blue states is going to be pouring into the economies that are actually functioning.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, "Adventures in self-destructive short term thinking."


I'd laugh, but I just had to figuratively walk out of another thread when folks decided that a more widespread infection was a good thing because we're obviously developing herd immunity without a vaccine and that, really, all this is just a proxy fight between Democrats and Republicans, with Democrats exaggerating the effects and Republicans standing their ground in the face of such absurdity.

I'm tired. I've had two co-workers hospitalized, and one of them may die. I've been at home now for two months, and with two more months at least to see through, all I can see are farking morons who champ at the bit to encourage a second, deadlier spike.

We're the most infected country on the goddamned planet, if the figures are even remotely accurate, and apparently we're also the farking dumbest.
 
2020-04-18 1:16:36 AM  

bobobolinskii: When is the Secret Service gonna realize that their duty to upholding the Constitution overrides their oath to protect someone who wants to shiat all over it?


Never. That's not worth using brain cells to think about.
 
2020-04-18 1:17:19 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Remember the standard we set last time, Confederate sympathizers: When you get your asses kicked, we take away your favorite thing with a constitutional amendment


Their sisters?
 
2020-04-18 1:18:51 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Inslee's been a star this entire crisis. He's shown real leadership without getting into a pissing match (Cuomo) with Trump.

I hope this doesn't set him down the path of fighting the federal government instead of fighting the virus here in WA.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2020-04-18 1:20:38 AM  

whatisaidwas: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Inslee's been a star this entire crisis. He's shown real leadership without getting into a pissing match (Cuomo) with Trump.

I hope this doesn't set him down the path of fighting the federal government instead of fighting the virus here in WA.

whynotboth.jpg


Because the former is a game of pigeon chess played against a pigeon with a severe case of coprophilia, while the latter keeps us alive.
 
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