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(UPI)   Textron's nipples explode with delight over US Navy's $386.3 million eel transportation contract   (upi.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, United States Department of Defense, Royal Marines, United States Marine Corps, Landing craft, SSC mission, construction of new landing craft, Landing Craft Air Cushion, Amphibious warfare  
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719 clicks; posted to Business » on 17 Apr 2020 at 8:35 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-04-17 9:29:19 PM  
Textronの乳首は、米国海軍の3億8630万ドルのウナギ輸送契約を喜んで​爆発します

Textron no chikubi wa, Beikoku kaigun no 3 oku 8630 man-doru no unagi yusō keiyaku o yorokonde bakuhatsu shimasu

It reads better in the original Japanese.
 
2020-04-17 10:36:09 PM  
Well that was a bow of pasta!
the prefect sentence: everyone observe.
 
2020-04-18 1:22:54 AM  
Benny Lava unavailable for comment?
 
2020-04-18 9:56:01 AM  
Whelp, its pretty obvious where the Pentagon thinks it needs to project force.
 
2020-04-18 10:00:42 AM  
Too bad the rest of Textron is farked right now.
 
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