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(Yahoo)   Fetch The Bolt Cutters is: A) a new Netflix horror movie B) Fiona Apple's new quarantine album or C) what your Uncle Larry says when it's about to get real in the garage   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-04-17 9:35:46 AM  
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2020-04-17 11:22:06 AM  

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Can't bind if it's a liquid.
 
2020-04-17 11:23:25 AM  
B. We knew that two weeks ago S'mits.
 
2020-04-17 11:34:25 AM  
Title's too short.  Needs more rambling nonsense.
 
2020-04-17 11:35:08 AM  
A "quarantine album"? What?

She has been writing and recording this album for several years, with musicians and friends in her home. The fact that it's being released now doesn't make it a quarantine album... that would seem to imply it was made in isolation.

Love me some Fiona Apple. Her debut Tidal is arguably the best album ever written primarily by a teenager. Incredibly sophisticated lyrics and songwriting, delivered in gut-wrenching performances. If you only know her from "Criminal" or her reputation as a quirky celebrity, I recommend giving her work a chance.
 
2020-04-17 11:43:35 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: A "quarantine album"? What?

She has been writing and recording this album for several years, with musicians and friends in her home. The fact that it's being released now doesn't make it a quarantine album... that would seem to imply it was made in isolation.

Love me some Fiona Apple. Her debut Tidal is arguably the best album ever written primarily by a teenager. Incredibly sophisticated lyrics and songwriting, delivered in gut-wrenching performances. If you only know her from "Criminal" or her reputation as a quirky celebrity, I recommend giving her work a chance.


Fiona Apple - Never Is a Promise
Youtube c5XptSCCciU
 
2020-04-17 12:01:22 PM  
 I can't believe she made Tidal while still a teen. We're not talking about some random starlet- she wrote and played it. Such a great talent and I'm glad she still occasionally makes music for us.
 
2020-04-17 12:05:35 PM  
Fetch the Bolt Cutters is my low-budget Amazon Prime Health and Beauty show.
 
2020-04-17 12:11:24 PM  
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2020-04-17 12:11:25 PM  
 
2020-04-17 12:29:12 PM  
She sounds like a Billie Eilish wannabe.
 
2020-04-17 12:31:25 PM  

CarnySaur: She sounds like a Billie Eilish wannabe.


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2020-04-17 12:31:27 PM  
Pitchfork (I know) gave it a 10. First 10 awarded in 10 years. The last one was Kanye's beautiful dark twisted whatever.
 
2020-04-17 12:36:18 PM  
Any relation to Tim Apple?
 
2020-04-17 12:42:27 PM  

CarnySaur: She sounds like a Billie Eilish wannabe.


I know.  Trying to cash in on Billie's fame.  What a biatch.

It's like that Paul McCartney guy, thinking he's all that after Kanye discovered him.
 
2020-04-17 12:51:40 PM  
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2020-04-17 12:58:11 PM  
I listened through it on Pandora. I wasn't as excited as the reviewers I've read. I'll see if it grows on me. All her other albums are great to my ears.
 
2020-04-17 1:07:09 PM  

LeoffDaGrate: CarnySaur: She sounds like a Billie Eilish wannabe.

I know.  Trying to cash in on Billie's fame.  What a biatch.

It's like that Paul McCartney guy, thinking he's all that after Kanye discovered him.


Or Trent Reznor ripping off Johnny Cash...
 
2020-04-17 1:21:03 PM  

LeoffDaGrate: CarnySaur: She sounds like a Billie Eilish wannabe.

I know.  Trying to cash in on Billie's fame.  What a biatch.

It's like that Paul McCartney guy, thinking he's all that after Kanye discovered him.


Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band BEFORE Wings?!?
 
2020-04-17 1:25:30 PM  
Gf and I just gave it a listen. Maybe because we were busy working it did not immediately jump out as album of the year.

Will give it another spin for sure.
 
2020-04-17 1:27:24 PM  
Hold the phone, what is this witchcraft. I have it on good authority that the answer is always supposed to be C). I am dissapoint.
 
2020-04-17 1:38:52 PM  
It's always C
 
2020-04-17 1:57:14 PM  
Fiona Apple - Paper Bag (Official Video)
Youtube BK30r_SIZ-g
 
2020-04-17 1:59:12 PM  
I wonder if she's related to Tim Apple
 
2020-04-17 2:12:21 PM  
Robert Evans approves.
 
2020-04-17 2:28:06 PM  
This is a sexy new iphone model.
 
2020-04-17 2:40:00 PM  

buntz: LeoffDaGrate: CarnySaur: She sounds like a Billie Eilish wannabe.

I know.  Trying to cash in on Billie's fame.  What a biatch.

It's like that Paul McCartney guy, thinking he's all that after Kanye discovered him.

Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band BEFORE Wings?!?


He was THE band before Wings
 
2020-04-17 3:05:48 PM  
Fetch the Bolt Cutters was going to be the name of my Cutting Crew cover band featuring members of Men at Work.
 
2020-04-17 3:19:46 PM  
I'm about halfway through a very disjoined first listen. It's prrrreeetty good!
 
2020-04-17 3:28:18 PM  
C! I bet its C. It's always C, right?
 
2020-04-17 3:37:42 PM  
Liz Phair
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The guitar + vagina combo that Jizz Lair is known for doesn't get her any Kate Bush "comparisons". BUT, she has at least TWO piano ballads: "Canary" & "Chopsticks". Also, Liz has sexually explicit lyrics. biatch, please. Kate was already a whore with the 1978 song "Feel It".

Regina Spektor
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Vagina Sphincter is claimed to be a Tori Amos ripoff by at least five people, which also makes her a Kate Bush rip off. Regina doesn't get any Kate comparisons because she is "quirky" and "adorable", and her music is "anti-folk". However, is guilty of having a piano and a vagina, just like Tori Amos.

Fiona Apple
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Let's not look at the glaringly obvious things farkona Asshole does, like playing piano and singing about her inner turmoil. Fiona was a prodigy, just like Kate Bush! "Tidal (Wave of Crap)" was released when Fiona was only 18. If this sounds familiar, it's because Kate already did the prodigy gimmick with "The Kick Inside"! Fiona thinks she is better than Kate because Kate was a year older when her debut album was released. It doesn't matter, Fiona. Your music still sounds like you flushed a goddess album down the toilet.
 
2020-04-17 3:38:04 PM  
 
2020-04-17 3:55:22 PM  
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2020-04-17 3:59:43 PM  

LewDux: Liz Phair
[Fark user image 400x509]
The guitar + vagina combo that Jizz Lair is known for doesn't get her any Kate Bush "comparisons". BUT, she has at least TWO piano ballads: "Canary" & "Chopsticks". Also, Liz has sexually explicit lyrics. biatch, please. Kate was already a whore with the 1978 song "Feel It".

Regina Spektor
[Fark user image 300x386]
Vagina Sphincter is claimed to be a Tori Amos ripoff by at least five people, which also makes her a Kate Bush rip off. Regina doesn't get any Kate comparisons because she is "quirky" and "adorable", and her music is "anti-folk". However, is guilty of having a piano and a vagina, just like Tori Amos.

Fiona Apple
[Fark user image 376x490]
Let's not look at the glaringly obvious things farkona Asshole does, like playing piano and singing about her inner turmoil. Fiona was a prodigy, just like Kate Bush! "Tidal (Wave of Crap)" was released when Fiona was only 18. If this sounds familiar, it's because Kate already did the prodigy gimmick with "The Kick Inside"! Fiona thinks she is better than Kate because Kate was a year older when her debut album was released. It doesn't matter, Fiona. Your music still sounds like you flushed a goddess album down the toilet.


This post gives me angina.
 
2020-04-17 4:19:10 PM  

LewDux: Liz Phair
[Fark user image image 400x509]
The guitar + vagina combo that Jizz Lair is known for doesn't get her any Kate Bush "comparisons". BUT, she has at least TWO piano ballads: "Canary" & "Chopsticks". Also, Liz has sexually explicit lyrics. biatch, please. Kate was already a whore with the 1978 song "Feel It".

Regina Spektor
[Fark user image image 300x386]
Vagina Sphincter is claimed to be a Tori Amos ripoff by at least five people, which also makes her a Kate Bush rip off. Regina doesn't get any Kate comparisons because she is "quirky" and "adorable", and her music is "anti-folk". However, is guilty of having a piano and a vagina, just like Tori Amos.

Fiona Apple
[Fark user image image 376x490]
Let's not look at the glaringly obvious things farkona Asshole does, like playing piano and singing about her inner turmoil. Fiona was a prodigy, just like Kate Bush! "Tidal (Wave of Crap)" was released when Fiona was only 18. If this sounds familiar, it's because Kate already did the prodigy gimmick with "The Kick Inside"! Fiona thinks she is better than Kate because Kate was a year older when her debut album was released. It doesn't matter, Fiona. Your music still sounds like you flushed a goddess album down the toilet.


Was Regina Spektor the one who's song was used in the opening of OITNB?
 
2020-04-17 4:35:10 PM  
I like her a lot and am going to check this out, but now I'm reminded again that what I *really* want is a new Paul Thomas Anderson movie
 
2020-04-17 4:42:34 PM  

LewDux: Liz Phair
[Fark user image 400x509]
The guitar + vagina combo that Jizz Lair is known for doesn't get her any Kate Bush "comparisons". BUT, she has at least TWO piano ballads: "Canary" & "Chopsticks". Also, Liz has sexually explicit lyrics. biatch, please. Kate was already a whore with the 1978 song "Feel It".

Regina Spektor
[Fark user image 300x386]
Vagina Sphincter is claimed to be a Tori Amos ripoff by at least five people, which also makes her a Kate Bush rip off. Regina doesn't get any Kate comparisons because she is "quirky" and "adorable", and her music is "anti-folk". However, is guilty of having a piano and a vagina, just like Tori Amos.

Fiona Apple
[Fark user image 376x490]
Let's not look at the glaringly obvious things farkona Asshole does, like playing piano and singing about her inner turmoil. Fiona was a prodigy, just like Kate Bush! "Tidal (Wave of Crap)" was released when Fiona was only 18. If this sounds familiar, it's because Kate already did the prodigy gimmick with "The Kick Inside"! Fiona thinks she is better than Kate because Kate was a year older when her debut album was released. It doesn't matter, Fiona. Your music still sounds like you flushed a goddess album down the toilet.


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2020-04-17 5:07:21 PM  

Badafuco: LewDux: Liz Phair
[Fark user image image 400x509]
The guitar + vagina combo that Jizz Lair is known for doesn't get her any Kate Bush "comparisons". BUT, she has at least TWO piano ballads: "Canary" & "Chopsticks". Also, Liz has sexually explicit lyrics. biatch, please. Kate was already a whore with the 1978 song "Feel It".

Regina Spektor
[Fark user image image 300x386]
Vagina Sphincter is claimed to be a Tori Amos ripoff by at least five people, which also makes her a Kate Bush rip off. Regina doesn't get any Kate comparisons because she is "quirky" and "adorable", and her music is "anti-folk". However, is guilty of having a piano and a vagina, just like Tori Amos.

Fiona Apple
[Fark user image image 376x490]
Let's not look at the glaringly obvious things farkona Asshole does, like playing piano and singing about her inner turmoil. Fiona was a prodigy, just like Kate Bush! "Tidal (Wave of Crap)" was released when Fiona was only 18. If this sounds familiar, it's because Kate already did the prodigy gimmick with "The Kick Inside"! Fiona thinks she is better than Kate because Kate was a year older when her debut album was released. It doesn't matter, Fiona. Your music still sounds like you flushed a goddess album down the toilet.

Was Regina Spektor the one who's song was used in the opening of OITNB?


Yes.

I've seen both Regina and Fiona live and they're both wonderful https://youtu.be/bNzdPD39Sd​A

I listened to Fetch the Bolt Cutters all the way through today and love it.
 
2020-04-17 5:34:08 PM  

Kinan: LewDux: Liz Phair
[Fark user image 400x509]
The guitar + vagina combo that Jizz Lair is known for doesn't get her any Kate Bush "comparisons". BUT, she has at least TWO piano ballads: "Canary" & "Chopsticks". Also, Liz has sexually explicit lyrics. biatch, please. Kate was already a whore with the 1978 song "Feel It".

Regina Spektor
[Fark user image 300x386]
Vagina Sphincter is claimed to be a Tori Amos ripoff by at least five people, which also makes her a Kate Bush rip off. Regina doesn't get any Kate comparisons because she is "quirky" and "adorable", and her music is "anti-folk". However, is guilty of having a piano and a vagina, just like Tori Amos.

Fiona Apple
[Fark user image 376x490]
Let's not look at the glaringly obvious things farkona Asshole does, like playing piano and singing about her inner turmoil. Fiona was a prodigy, just like Kate Bush! "Tidal (Wave of Crap)" was released when Fiona was only 18. If this sounds familiar, it's because Kate already did the prodigy gimmick with "The Kick Inside"! Fiona thinks she is better than Kate because Kate was a year older when her debut album was released. It doesn't matter, Fiona. Your music still sounds like you flushed a goddess album down the toilet.

This post gives me angina.


Could have been worse, it was written by Liziphair himself
 
2020-04-17 7:02:37 PM  

LewDux: https://web.archive.org/web/201804100​8​0053/http://www.last.fm/group/Everybod​y+rips+off+of+Kate+Bush


Wait until they find out Kate Bush ripped off Little Richard!
 
2020-04-17 7:40:30 PM  
Little Fiona Apple
Youtube rmyC5F81wMM
I do think she's special.
 
2020-04-17 8:24:01 PM  
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