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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, John Depp joins Instagram   ( divider line
    More: Creepy, Johnny Depp, eight-minute video, Pirates of the Caribbean actor, John Lennon, Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role, Time, particular reason, social media  
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2020-04-17 10:16:35 AM  
John Depp?
Is he a friend of John Wick?
2020-04-17 12:31:48 PM  

Walker: John Depp?
Is he a friend of John Wick?

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2020-04-17 12:46:57 PM  

Walker: John Depp?
Is he a friend of John Wick?

He's a friend of John B. Goode and John Rotten.
2020-04-17 12:56:34 PM Full Size

2020-04-17 12:59:40 PM  
I wasn't planning to practice social distancing, but now I'm seriously considering it.  Thanks, John!
2020-04-17 1:36:05 PM  
The next article was better:

'Seth Rogen Says He's Smoking "Truly Ungodly" Amounts of Pot in Blissful Quarantine'
2020-04-17 1:43:33 PM  
Johnny Depp has fans?
2020-04-17 2:15:58 PM  
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"Hi, I'm John Depp, and you're watching Celebrity Zillions."
2020-04-17 2:20:15 PM  
Must be difficult to post with a severed fingertip
2020-04-17 2:43:46 PM  

Billy Liar: [ image 474x308]


Love that movie.
2020-04-17 3:39:19 PM  
is he friends with John Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith?

/asking for a friend.
2020-04-18 3:03:18 AM  

engrishmajor: Johnny Depp has fans?

Nope, Disney just gave him millions of dollars 'cause he seemed like an okay guy.
2020-04-18 5:24:39 PM  
'...he never "felt any particular reason" to join social media, but that "now is the time to open up a dialogue"

No, not really. Haven't you learned anything from your colleagues during this?
Yes, we get it. You're a person too and what you're saying isn't bad advice, but knowing your influence, putting your word out there like a farking PSA doesn't make you any less narcissistic and tone deaf than any other celeb.

Take your own advice and bury yourself in learning the theremin, or something. Come to think of it, I'd pay a few bucks to see that.
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