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2020-04-16 1:06:15 PM  
Anybody else heard from florida that the unemployment fund is already empty and they are already using the hurricane fund?

Gonna be a problem when hurricanes show up uh
 
2020-04-16 1:10:55 PM  
My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.
 
2020-04-16 1:11:30 PM  
Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

/ *exploding-house.gif*
 
2020-04-16 1:11:31 PM  

lolmao500: Anybody else heard from florida that the unemployment fund is already empty and they are already using the hurricane fund?

Gonna be a problem when hurricanes show up uh


They can use the gorilla fund for the hurricanes.
 
2020-04-16 1:40:21 PM  
I have a free twitch prime sub to give away.

Are you all set up for that yet?
 
2020-04-16 1:42:15 PM  

CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

/ *exploding-house.gif*


Real geeks Hackintosh
 
2020-04-16 1:43:13 PM  
Please can we have no depressings this after the noon, yes.
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2020-04-16 1:50:57 PM  
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2020-04-16 1:52:30 PM  

jim32rr: Please can we have no depressings this after the noon, yes.
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Who is she? I must know!
 
2020-04-16 1:54:30 PM  

cman: jim32rr: Please can we have no depressings this after the noon, yes.
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Who is she? I must know!


Hold on she's in the shower, I'll get her name when she comes the out.
 
2020-04-16 1:59:07 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.


Twitch? Because gaming platforms are super lady-friendly.
 
2020-04-16 2:03:09 PM  

cman: jim32rr: Please can we have no depressings this after the noon, yes.
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Who is she? I must know!


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alicia_​W​itt
 
2020-04-16 2:10:07 PM  

ginandbacon: Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.

Twitch? Because gaming platforms are super lady-friendly.


Sexually aggressive is a *kind* of friendly...
 
2020-04-16 2:10:48 PM  

ginandbacon: Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.

Twitch? Because gaming platforms are super lady-friendly.


I figured they'd found a feeder in a higher class neighborhood.
 
2020-04-16 2:11:37 PM  

cman: jim32rr: Please can we have no depressings this after the noon, yes.
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Who is she? I must know!


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2020-04-16 2:26:10 PM  

guestguy: ginandbacon: Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.

Twitch? Because gaming platforms are super lady-friendly.

Sexually aggressive is a *kind* of friendly...


LOL
 
2020-04-16 2:27:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: cman: jim32rr: Please can we have no depressings this after the noon, yes.
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Who is she? I must know!

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Jeffery Epstein is no longer the Farker, yes.
 
2020-04-16 2:30:31 PM  
I have a question.
It was my understanding that once you submitted an image to Fark it got cached on their servers and then got downloaded from there. This was to help with images going dead and to circumvent ...ahhh...something.
Am I wrong?
 
2020-04-16 2:46:58 PM  

cretinbob: I have a question.
It was my understanding that once you submitted an image to Fark it got cached on their servers and then got downloaded from there. This was to help with images going dead and to circumvent ...ahhh...something.
Am I wrong?


You prayed upon a god long and dead
 
2020-04-16 3:02:40 PM  
subby forgot to add:

...Brought to you by the moderators of the PolTab, and PolTab favorites like you.
 
2020-04-16 3:08:09 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.


They're all over here.  16 males, 9 females.  And the males are violent about the situation.  The males that have paired up are constantly doing their "ping" locator call that keeps the girlfriend close... it a cacophony of cardinal calls up in here.
 
2020-04-16 3:24:58 PM  
Today around 11am I saw about 10 Whooping cranes migrating north.  They were flying above the Black river a few miles up from where it meets the Mississippi.  Took me a while to identify the bird.  It was interesting watching them fly because they would flap abut 3-4 times then glide, unlike a lot of birds which constantly flapping
 
2020-04-16 3:54:16 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.


A lot of old farkers returning, and in those days it was all men.
 
2020-04-16 3:56:59 PM  

Kit Fister: subby forgot to add:

...Brought to you by the moderators of the PolTab, and PolTab favorites like you.


Ok I decided to favorite you. Don't fark it up.
 
2020-04-16 3:58:27 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.


The Vatican is regressing to a more conservative format?
 
2020-04-16 4:03:50 PM  
My day to day now.


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2020-04-16 4:42:23 PM  
DAMMIT, I THOUGHT IT STARTED AT 4:30 FOR SOME REASON

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU TO STREAM VALORANT, YOU COWARD
 
2020-04-16 4:45:23 PM  
I created a Twitch account for that?!?  Kidding, Rather enjoyed it.
 
2020-04-16 4:46:07 PM  
They have these things called "time zones" now.
 
2020-04-16 4:47:38 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: I created a Twitch account for that?!?  Kidding, Rather enjoyed it.


Well it was a wise investment. You are a somebody now.
 
2020-04-16 4:47:57 PM  
Is this the Covid-19/Presedementia rally thread?  The headline makes as much sense as those do.
 
2020-04-16 4:50:01 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kit Fister: subby forgot to add:

...Brought to you by the moderators of the PolTab, and PolTab favorites like you.

Ok I decided to favorite you. Don't fark it up.


well, at least the program basically lived up to my snark.
 
2020-04-16 4:50:05 PM  

CipollinaFan: Non Sequitur Man: I created a Twitch account for that?!?  Kidding, Rather enjoyed it.

Well it was a wise investment. You are a somebody now.


Oh, shiat. You're right! Imma send you an email in a minute.
 
2020-04-16 4:52:10 PM  

A friend of Tony Simos: Mike_LowELL: DAMMIT, I THOUGHT IT STARTED AT 4:30 FOR SOME REASON

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU TO STREAM VALORANT, YOU COWARD

You're gonna be stream sniped, n00b.


Stream-sniping is a legitimate strategy with many obvious counters, I can literally call fifty pizzas to the other player's house, and as he explains to the deliveryman that he did not order fifty pizzas, my opponent does not even realize I just no-scoped the shiat out of him.

You're literally the reason gamers are rising up.  Now you either stream Valorant or I call you a coward.
 
2020-04-16 4:55:59 PM  

Russ1642: They have these things called "time zones" now.


When did this start? And why wasn't I notified?
 
2020-04-16 5:05:09 PM  

nitropissering: [Fark user image 850x926]


Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.
 
2020-04-16 5:28:26 PM  

CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...


Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.


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...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.
 
2020-04-16 5:37:23 PM  

danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.


Thank you!
 
2020-04-16 5:51:27 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Now you either stream Valorant or I call you a coward.


(fart)
 
2020-04-16 6:00:33 PM  

ginandbacon: Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.

Twitch? Because gaming platforms are super lady-friendly.


You haven't seen some of the ladies on there.

There are some very attractive women playing pc games, even some games you might play, and they are probably better than you too.

/ Which is hot.
 
2020-04-16 6:01:08 PM  

Kittypie070: Mike_LowELL: Now you either stream Valorant or I call you a coward.

(fart)


Expecto kittyfartus!

/got nothing
//Saw Valorant and read it as Voldemort
///slashies
 
2020-04-16 6:02:17 PM  

danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.


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Meanwhile, I just faff off at work rather than hAXXORING.

/Hedgehogs - the only true Haxxorpigs
 
2020-04-16 6:02:54 PM  

CrazyCurt: ginandbacon: Marcus Aurelius: My male to female cardinal ratio is up.  Normally it's 3 males and 2 females, but lately I'm seeing 3 to 1.

Not sure why.

Twitch? Because gaming platforms are super lady-friendly.

You haven't seen some of the ladies on there.

There are some very attractive women playing pc games, even some games you might play, and they are probably better than you too.

/ Which is hot.


They still won't sleep with you.
 
2020-04-16 6:05:20 PM  
Let's be honest, the best part was saying "Hi" to Ms. Mapes.
 
2020-04-16 6:11:05 PM  

Kit Fister: danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.

[Fark user image 850x679]

Meanwhile, I just faff off at work rather than hAXXORING.

/Hedgehogs - the only true Haxxorpigs


Kit Fister: danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.

[Fark user image 850x679]

Meanwhile, I just faff off at work rather than hAXXORING.

/Hedgehogs - the only true Haxxorpigs


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-04-16 6:24:59 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: Kit Fister: danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.

[Fark user image 850x679]

Meanwhile, I just faff off at work rather than hAXXORING.

/Hedgehogs - the only true Haxxorpigs

Kit Fister: danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.

[Fark user image 850x679]

Meanwhile, I just faff off at work rather than hAXXORING.

/Hedgehogs - the only true Haxxorpigs

[Fark user image 325x451]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-04-16 6:27:53 PM  

Kit Fister: Non Sequitur Man: Kit Fister: danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.

[Fark user image 850x679]

Meanwhile, I just faff off at work rather than hAXXORING.

/Hedgehogs - the only true Haxxorpigs

Kit Fister: danceswithcrows: CrazyCurt: Going to test Twitch on my Linux machine. That's my "TV". Alas, Linux's Firefox ESR is a tad flaky, at least my flavor ( oddly not Mint ). Here goes ...

Twitch has been working fine for me in Firefox ESR on my Gentoo machines.

Non Sequitur Man: Do you have all of teh haxor pigs? Me want.

[Fark user image 460x274]
[Fark user image 320x220]
[Fark user image 495x371]
...this isn't all of them, but it's the ones I had saved locally.

[Fark user image 850x679]

Meanwhile, I just faff off at work rather than hAXXORING.

/Hedgehogs - the only true Haxxorpigs

[Fark user image 325x451]

[Fark user image 564x565]


Thank you. I'll be smiling for the rest of the night.
 
2020-04-17 4:35:01 PM  
So how's the dissent squashing going in here?
 
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