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(Guardian)   Family recreates fifteen hour flight from the comfort of their living room. Bonus: No guitars got broken   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2020-04-16 11:04:55 AM  
15 votes:
In flight entertainment:
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2020-04-16 11:05:12 AM  
12 votes:
I live in a cul-de-sac--so I am going to keep driving around it, saying "Big Ben,Parliament!" every time I see my house.
 
2020-04-16 11:09:35 AM  
11 votes:
Dad's on the MS Flight Simulator
This is your father and your pilot speaking.  Does anyone know which key raises the landing gear?  We're burning through a lot of fuel with the gear down.  Also, I think a frozen Haitian kid just fell out of the wheel well.
 
2020-04-16 10:51:54 AM  
11 votes:
They couldn't go on their vacation, so they recreated the worst aspect of it?
 
2020-04-16 10:56:12 AM  
9 votes:
Worst.

Staycation.

Ever.
 
2020-04-16 10:50:15 AM  
7 votes:
If he bangs the babysitter, is it still considered the Mile High Club?
 
2020-04-16 10:52:10 AM  
6 votes:
Did they bring a crying baby?
 
2020-04-16 10:52:07 AM  
6 votes:
The flight was diverted to Munich in order to remove the youngest child for making racist comments to a flight attendant (UPS driver).
 
2020-04-16 1:17:59 PM  
5 votes:
How the hell did their luggage end up on my porch?
 
2020-04-16 10:52:17 AM  
5 votes:
I see they decided to fly business class.
 
2020-04-16 11:13:49 AM  
4 votes:
Wait, you're telling me I can get treated like a criminal, sit in a seat for 15 hours, and eat terrible food without paying hundreds of dollars?? Boy the airlines are really gonna be in trouble when people hear about this!
 
2020-04-16 12:22:57 PM  
2 votes:
United Breaks Guitars
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2020-04-16 11:54:24 AM  
2 votes:
"Hey honey, want to join the mile high club? "
 
2020-04-16 11:40:07 AM  
2 votes:
Did they play the entirety of Desert Bus for their next skit?
 
2020-04-16 11:30:23 AM  
2 votes:

It_Really_Does_Glisten: That food looks too appetizing to be airline food.


I had the lasagna
 
2020-04-16 2:00:34 PM  
1 vote:

Hey Nurse!: If he bangs the babysitter, is it still considered the Mile High Club?


Doesn't matter; had sex.
 
2020-04-16 11:47:33 AM  
1 vote:

Monkey: Hate to break it to you, but they ain't servin' booze on planes right now.


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2020-04-16 11:37:28 AM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Sooo, who's bringing the booze to my seat?


Hate to break it to you, but they ain't servin' booze on planes right now.

Found this out the hard way a few weeks ago.

Bars in airports are closed, too.

Luckily, the bar in my simulated airplane is wiiiiide open.
 
2020-04-16 11:01:08 AM  
1 vote:
Did they put dead fish under a seat for the guy who takes off his shoes?
 
2020-04-16 10:58:54 AM  
1 vote:
Wow! It's really awesome that there are so many great ideas out there for how to entertain yourself during the lockdown. Maybe I should send them a list.
 
2020-04-16 10:55:48 AM  
1 vote:
That food looks too appetizing to be airline food.
 
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