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(Washington Post)   As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-04-15 9:52:59 PM  
1 vote:
Gotta be honest, this pandemic has me pretty convinced I could medal in multiple events if there was a Fapping Olympics.
 
2020-04-15 9:49:34 PM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly, high
I feel it comin' together
People will see me and cry, fame
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame, fame
I'm gonna live forever
 
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