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(Politifact)   Fact Check: "No, Michiganders aren't banned from buying American flags" wait..MichiGANDERS? Are there Michigooses,too? Michigeese?   (politifact.com) divider line
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2020-04-15 9:23:33 AM  
It would have to be Michigeese, obviously. And children are Michigoslings.
 
2020-04-15 9:24:45 AM  
What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander.
 
2020-04-15 9:25:45 AM  
The old tag was Michigensians. Michiganders was adopted as a replacement with some enthusiasm.

/U of M's yearbook is still called the Michigensian.
 
2020-04-15 9:45:55 AM  
 
2020-04-15 9:53:09 AM  
All that controversy sounds like a bunch of mishegoss over nothing...Everyone else can live with the
temporary rules so they don't kill people..But you can't..Sounds like the problem is YOU....
 
2020-04-15 10:28:11 AM  
Again with our stupid flag fetish. "Urr muh gerd! Uh needs tuh buy a flag noooow! Muh freedumz!"

F@cking Christ this stupid country.
 
2020-04-15 10:39:10 AM  
Are they buying flags in place of toilet paper?
 
2020-04-15 10:39:29 AM  
Michigoids
Michigumps
Michigrumps
Michigichi
Michigonnagichi

/Got nothin
//still better than fn ganders
 
2020-04-15 10:40:29 AM  
Boy, that woman from Michigan sure hates 'murica.
 
2020-04-15 10:40:50 AM  
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2020-04-15 10:40:59 AM  
If you think that's something, try asking a Michigander where in the state a given city is, and watch them hold up one hand as a sort of map of the state and point at it.

(Don't try this with a Floridian unless you want to see America's wang.)
 
2020-04-15 10:41:00 AM  
What about the ones that come from Germany?
Germany?
Yeah, the Michigeesetopo!
(Bonk) Kill and cook that boid
Oh boy!  We're having propagander for dinner!
 
2020-04-15 10:41:00 AM  
Is it time for teahadism to make a comeback?
 
2020-04-15 10:41:03 AM  
Life is pretty good. I should invent some shiat to be pissed off about. Liberals are going to ban potatoes!  FARKING LIBERALS.
 
2020-04-15 10:41:05 AM  
Mishegoss !

Oy ve.
 
2020-04-15 10:41:25 AM  

skinink: Are they buying flags in place of toilet paper?


I understand that the silk ones are quite soft. And the close weave makes them lead resistant.
 
2020-04-15 10:41:29 AM  
Patriots love giving China their money.
 
2020-04-15 10:41:40 AM  

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RIP


I would love for Costco to label those as "admiralty court flags"
 
2020-04-15 10:41:47 AM  
Subby, you misspelled Yooper/Troll.
 
2020-04-15 10:42:00 AM  

aaronx: The old tag was Michigensians. Michiganders was adopted as a replacement with some enthusiasm.

/U of M's yearbook is still called the Michigensian.


Minor quibble: Michiganensian, not the easier to say Michigensian.
 
2020-04-15 10:42:14 AM  
Spell it correctly.

Farking Michiganders.
Farking Wisconsinites.
Farking Illinoians.
Goodamn Mother Farking Ohioans.
 
2020-04-15 10:42:22 AM  

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RIP


Gold fringe! Admiralty Court! Joinder!
 
2020-04-15 10:43:19 AM  
"A recent blog post on TeaParty.org claims that includes prohibiting Michiganders from buying American flags."


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2020-04-15 10:44:13 AM  
WOW.. them stupid farkers will swallow anything!!

"but but but I heard that Michigan has stopped the sales of bibles!!!"
Never would happen! bibles make great shiat coupons and joint rolls...
 
2020-04-15 10:44:20 AM  

aaronx: The old tag was Michigensians. Michiganders was adopted as a replacement with some enthusiasm.

/U of M's yearbook is still called the Michigensian.


Are you sure it isn't Michiganensian? Also, I don't think that was ever the demonym for Michiganders, just the name of the yearbook.
 
2020-04-15 10:44:35 AM  
Michigoons
 
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2020-04-15 10:44:39 AM  
I can't go a week without seeing a boomer on my Facebook feed demand that kids start saying the pledge in school.  For some reason they're all convinced that you'll get arrested or something.  I have a senior this year.  He's gone to schools in the city, suburbs, and a small town.  They've said the pledge every morning, every day, in all his schools.
 
2020-04-15 10:45:43 AM  
This bullshiat is going to continue on a daily basis, one wingnut-affiliated consumer good at a time, until there's a vaccine, isn't it? Yesterday it was seeds for their Trump Victory Gardens, today it's flags, tomorrow they'll be complaining about their Starz-N-Stripz Truck Nuts.
 
2020-04-15 10:45:53 AM  
Why the fark does this stupid shiat exist?
 
2020-04-15 10:45:58 AM  
Do alligators alligate?
 
2020-04-15 10:46:37 AM  

40 degree day: If you think that's something, try asking a Michigander where in the state a given city is, and watch them hold up one hand as a sort of map of the state and point at it.

(Don't try this with a Floridian unless you want to see America's wang.)


As a Michigander I have to ask, "Does the rest of the country have a problem with that?" and "What would you want us to do?"
 
2020-04-15 10:46:53 AM  

CthulhuCalling: Do alligators alligate?


Only if you pay extra...
 
2020-04-15 10:47:04 AM  
Because you can eat flags.....
 
2020-04-15 10:47:43 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: All that controversy sounds like a bunch of

mishegoss over nothing...Everyone else can live with the
temporary rules so they don't kill people..But you can't..Sounds like the problem is YOU....


Have we missed the obvious answer?
 
2020-04-15 10:48:52 AM  
I've been to Michigan one time in my life. I was in South Bend, IN and needed beer.

That's all I've ever needed Michigan for and will probably never go back.
 
2020-04-15 10:49:07 AM  
Idiots.  Just use a towel.

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2020-04-15 10:50:56 AM  
Naming a library after Dolt45 seems like naming a planned parenthood site after Charlie Sheen.
 
2020-04-15 10:51:10 AM  
I bought some flags yesterday.

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2020-04-15 10:51:17 AM  
Right wingers are the most gullible people on the planet.
 
2020-04-15 10:52:36 AM  

DarnoKonrad: Life is pretty good. I should invent some shiat to be pissed off about. Liberals are going to ban potatoes!  FARKING LIBERALS.


Pretty much what the conservatives are doing. If you could get it placed on Fox & Friends, Dump would repeat it during one of his afternoon rally substitute on TV.
 
2020-04-15 10:53:56 AM  
I swear, conservatives fall for the dumbest fake news. Every single time, it's something like "I heard Hillary Clinton invented AIDS to false flag support for socialized medicine!"
 
2020-04-15 10:55:18 AM  
Born and raised in Michigan, I've always thought that Michigander was a little stuffy, I wanted to be called a Michiginian.
 
2020-04-15 10:56:51 AM  
Wait til subby hears about Mainiacs.
 
2020-04-15 10:58:05 AM  

The Garden State: This bullshiat is going to continue on a daily basis, one wingnut-affiliated consumer good at a time, until there's a vaccine, isn't it? Yesterday it was seeds for their Trump Victory Gardens, today it's flags, tomorrow they'll be complaining about their Starz-N-Stripz Truck Nuts.


Actually, the flag thing was two days ago.  Yesterday it was boats.
 
2020-04-15 11:00:22 AM  

Muta: The Garden State: This bullshiat is going to continue on a daily basis, one wingnut-affiliated consumer good at a time, until there's a vaccine, isn't it? Yesterday it was seeds for their Trump Victory Gardens, today it's flags, tomorrow they'll be complaining about their Starz-N-Stripz Truck Nuts.

Actually, the flag thing was two days ago.  Yesterday it was boats.


And three days ago it was child carseats.
 
2020-04-15 11:00:49 AM  
Sounds like a Carole Baskin video intro: Good morning all you cool Michigeese and Michiganders!
 
2020-04-15 11:01:48 AM  
Michigooses! Michigeeses! I want my michigeese to lay gold eggs for Easter. At least a hundred a day!
 
2020-04-15 11:01:54 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Spell it correctly.

Farking Michiganders. Yooper or Troll
Farking Wisconsinites. Cheesehead
Farking Illinoians. FIB
Goodamn Mother Farking Ohioans.  (I'll alow it)


FTFY
 
2020-04-15 11:02:16 AM  

MattytheMouse: I swear, conservatives fall for the dumbest fake news. Every single time, it's something like "I heard Hillary Clinton invented AIDS to false flag support for socialized medicine!"


The real reason for getting people to wear face masks is to acclimate us and make us docile, so when Sharia Law is implemented we won't resist wearing hijabs everywhere.

Open your eyes, Matty!
 
2020-04-15 11:03:15 AM  

Xanlexian: Idiots.  Just use a towel.

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This is a disgrace!  Who drinks beer through a straw?
 
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