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(National Review)   When this is all over perhaps our lives will improve. We'll give each other adequate space, we'll care for one another, and we'll buy enough toilet paper to last forever   (nationalreview.com) divider line
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2020-04-14 9:39:02 AM  
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2020-04-14 9:50:10 AM  
Or not.
 
2020-04-14 10:25:02 AM  
*begins the pre-flight for the rectal aero-monkeys*
 
2020-04-14 10:45:04 AM  
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2020-04-14 10:51:12 AM  
maybe if the National Review's subscription base is pushing daisies.
 
2020-04-14 10:54:23 AM  
And get back to building 9 billion dollar border walls to keep bad things away from Muricans.
 
2020-04-14 10:57:46 AM  
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2020-04-14 11:00:01 AM  
I'm excited for the fact that wearing a mask in public will be socially acceptable like in many Asian countries. It will help prevent people from giving and getting all sorts of pathogens.
 
2020-04-14 11:05:49 AM  
I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.  Now I handle it like I'm trying to crack a safe.
 
2020-04-14 11:10:51 AM  
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2020-04-14 11:11:32 AM  
Narrator: We didn't.
 
2020-04-14 11:12:05 AM  

Geralt: I'm excited for the fact that wearing a mask in public will be socially acceptable like in many Asian countries. It will help prevent people from giving and getting all sorts of pathogens.


I'm looking forward to the unsolved robberies as well..
 
2020-04-14 11:12:25 AM  
Unlikely tag on a ventilator?
 
2020-04-14 11:14:44 AM  
Yeah, I remember 9/12/2001...
 
2020-04-14 11:16:10 AM  
fark you, got mine is right there on the masthead
 
2020-04-14 11:21:00 AM  
Right.

How often have we seen economies trashed by greedy idiots? How many people still screw strangers without condoms? How many rich assholes think they got their wealth with no support from society, from government, or from the poorer-than-them folks who actually do the work that generates said wealth? How many roads must a male-presenting person traverse, whether by foot or wheelchair or some other mobility assistance device?

Nothing gonna change. Idiots gonna idiot, greediots gonna greediot, assholes gonna asshole, and people who think spewing ill-informed opinions counts as political action are gonna.... well, they're gonna do what I just did.

There will be no winners in this game.
 
2020-04-14 11:29:39 AM  
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2020-04-14 11:44:45 AM  
I have only gone to grocery stores the last month -- 1 store in 2 weeks -- but there was plenty of TP. And I've been told by others that the great TP Scare of 2020 has passed. Paper towels remain somewhat scarce, but we've simply quit using paper towels.
 
2020-04-14 11:46:07 AM  

yakmans_dad: I have only gone to grocery stores the last month -- 1 store in 2 weeks -- but there was plenty of TP. And I've been told by others that the great TP Scare of 2020 has passed. Paper towels remain somewhat scarce, but we've simply quit using paper towels.


Thank goodness.  The dogs swore that rubbing myself in the grass would be fine.  But the neighbors seem really unhappy about it.
 
2020-04-14 11:54:43 AM  
Lol, no. What a privileged POV.

It's going to take working class folks whose jobs became non-essential forever to dig out of the hole caused by this. That's if many of them even can. And essential workers will continue to die for minimum wage.

For example, NC renter protection from evictions lifts today and the evictions courts open on April 17th. Unemployment requests are weeks out and $1200 isn't gonna cover everything indefinitely.

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2020-04-14 11:58:38 AM  
Haggis called.  He said no.
 
2020-04-14 11:59:35 AM  

Geralt: I'm excited for the fact that wearing a mask in public will be socially acceptable like in many Asian countries. It will help prevent people from giving and getting all sorts of pathogens.


They have MOPP4 gas masks that will do that too.  I hope they get accepted.
 
2020-04-14 12:26:25 PM  
The Bullshiat Horn© just blew out it's speaker from this article...

Who's up for mugging this privileged asshole the next time they decide to step outside?
 
2020-04-14 12:32:57 PM  
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2020-04-14 12:35:08 PM  

Diogenes: The dogs swore that rubbing myself in the grass would be fine.  But the neighbors seem really unhappy about it.


That's why I use the good carpet in the living room. Although I miss the pleasure or exposing myself to the neighbors, in the end I'l have only my wife's wrath to endure.  And she's gonna start her shiat no matter what, so it might as well be that wonderful feeling of cleaning my butt hole on her new rug!

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2020-04-14 12:36:12 PM  
Gotta try that again

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2020-04-14 1:05:04 PM  

yakmans_dad: I have only gone to grocery stores the last month -- 1 store in 2 weeks -- but there was plenty of TP. And I've been told by others that the great TP Scare of 2020 has passed. Paper towels remain somewhat scarce, but we've simply quit using paper towels.


I haven't seen toilet paper on the shelves at the grocery stores for over a month in NC.  I got a pack over a week ago by waiting in a line at the Dollar General while they unpacked the truck.  The TP scare may be over, but hoarding assholes are apparently still a thing.
 
2020-04-14 1:16:20 PM  
And we'll all be drafted in the first round!
 
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