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(MassLive)   Next up for nationwide supply issues, Yankee Candle. Now you'll be stuck only with the fragrance of Unwashed Family   (masslive.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Closed, Close, Newell Rubbermaid, Deerfield, Massachusetts, Yankee Candle, parent company Newell Brands, Chesapeake Bay, Home Fragrance Division  
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2020-04-14 12:13:48 PM  
Aren't most yankee candles sold in non essential stores ?
 
2020-04-14 4:11:26 PM  
If Yankee Candle is an  "essential business" then the phrase "essential business" means nothing.
 
2020-04-14 4:12:47 PM  

alechemist: Aren't most yankee candles sold in non essential stores ?


I'd be willing to bet the ones they have in stock at places like Walmart or Target make up a significant amount of their sales.
 
2020-04-14 4:27:39 PM  
And I just ran out of tea lights!
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2020-04-14 4:46:13 PM  
 
2020-04-14 5:18:16 PM  
We'll always have the Goop cancles to fall back on.

/Just make sure they remain unlit if you are going to fall back on them
 
2020-04-14 6:00:24 PM  
My son's girlfriend has enough Scentsy for at least another decade. God, I hate that sickly sweet smell.
 
2020-04-14 6:13:42 PM  
I still have a couple of the basalm and cedar.
 
2020-04-14 6:15:13 PM  

akya: If Yankee Candle is an  "essential business" then the phrase "essential business" means nothing.


Not to disagree...

But, if things get really, REALLY bad... I'd say they're back in the essentials game.

/I hope they don't get that bad
 
2020-04-14 6:20:03 PM  
Get the absolute ever-lovin' flying f*ck outta here with your $30 jar of wax.

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2020-04-14 8:00:33 PM  

groppet: And I just ran out of tea lights!
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Only white people have odors in their homes they want to get rid of? Like stinky litter boxes from indoor cats in apartments? Interesting... I learn something new every day.
 
2020-04-14 9:35:32 PM  
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2020-04-14 9:52:15 PM  
I bet the same people that complain about second-hand smoke every time they smell a cigarette have no problem burning paraffin candles in their sealed homes. Funny.
 
2020-04-15 9:21:29 AM  
Ugh. That place...the Yankee Candle mothership. Be glad you were never dragged there, gentlemen. Beware if it ever re-opens.

The girlfriend or wife will try to weaken your defenses with tales of a cool car museum in the back of the store. Which there was, at one time - but it's been gone for ages. It is you, alone, versus ranks upon ranks of vile candles, for hours.

The one good thing about the experience is that any unsightly nostril hair will be seared away and won't grow back for at least eight months.
 
2020-04-15 1:27:46 PM  
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