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(wtnh.com)   Couple celebrates 62 years of marriage, 50 years of social distancing from each other   (wtnh.com) divider line
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2020-04-14 10:33:10 PM  
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2020-04-14 10:45:34 PM  
Yeah. Heard that they recently went on their second honeymoon, This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry about how big it is.
 
2020-04-14 10:47:11 PM  
Ok, the social distancing is good and all, but can we  thatstop pretendijg it is the be all, end all of this virus?

A dude blowing out a cough or sneeze 20' away can still send your ass to the ER, as well at that guy who coughed into his hands and touched the bag of Funions before you bought them.
 
2020-04-14 11:29:00 PM  

Mister Buttons: Ok, the social distancing is good and all, but can we  thatstop pretendijg it is the be all, end all of this virus?

A dude blowing out a cough or sneeze 20' away can still send your ass to the ER, as well at that guy who coughed into his hands and touched the bag of Funions before you bought them.


It may be possible to still transmit it - but social distancing lowers the transmissions per infection to less that 1 - which is the end all be all to stop the growth of the virus.
 
2020-04-14 11:36:54 PM  

altomah: Mister Buttons: Ok, the social distancing is good and all, but can we  thatstop pretendijg it is the be all, end all of this virus?

A dude blowing out a cough or sneeze 20' away can still send your ass to the ER, as well at that guy who coughed into his hands and touched the bag of Funions before you bought them.

It may be possible to still transmit it - but social distancing lowers the transmissions per infection to less that 1 - which is the end all be all to stop the growth of the virus.


Exactly.  Social distancing isn't about preventing all transmission, but driving the R0 down.  You'll never stop a disease in it's tracks, all you can do is starve it of victims until it dies out.
 
2020-04-14 11:59:00 PM  
Nice play on the headline subby!
 
2020-04-15 12:07:11 AM  
Can't we get a hero tag for these old fuqs fuqing for 60 plus fuqing years?
 
2020-04-15 3:34:06 AM  

Mister Buttons: Ok, the social distancing is good and all, but can we  thatstop pretendijg it is the be all, end all of this virus?

A dude blowing out a cough or sneeze 20' away can still send your ass to the ER, as well at that guy who coughed into his hands and touched the bag of Funions before you bought them.


Also don't eat funions totes gross and high in salt.
 
2020-04-15 8:36:51 AM  
Given the wedding photo I'm surprised he survived his wedding night.
 
2020-04-15 2:50:00 PM  

Nurglitch: Given the wedding photo I'm surprised he survived his wedding night.


So this - came in here to say that her expression seemed to be saying "I will strip your face from your skull and eat it while you sleep".
 
2020-04-15 3:02:26 PM  

Tran Forsythe: Nurglitch: Given the wedding photo I'm surprised he survived his wedding night.

So this - came in here to say that her expression seemed to be saying "I will strip your face from your skull and eat it while you sleep".


My reaction to the wedding pic was her thinking "I GOT YOU, SUCKER!!!"
 
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